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51026

Made-up medical condition you would want to steer clear of

  1. Scarlet beaver
  2. Outfluenza
  3. Smallcox
  4. Lincoln Tunnel Syndrome
  5. MegaAIDS
  6. SyphilISIS
  7. Trump Folliculitis
  8. Pence-iotomy
  9. Space madness
  10. Hyena hernia
  11. Coreopsis of the gullet

Coined by Walt Kelly, in “Pogo”

51027

Made-up medical condition you would want to steer clear of

  1. Scarlet beaver
  2. Outfluenza
  3. Smallcox
  4. Lincoln Tunnel Syndrome
  5. MegaAIDS
  6. SyphilISIS
  7. Trump Folliculitis
  8. Pence-iotomy
  9. Space madness
  10. Hyena hernia
  11. Coreopsis of the gullet
  12. Hammeroids
51028

Made-up medical condition you would want to steer clear of

  1. Scarlet beaver
  2. Outfluenza
  3. Smallcox
  4. Lincoln Tunnel Syndrome
  5. MegaAIDS
  6. SyphilISIS
  7. Trump Folliculitis
  8. Pence-iotomy
  9. Space madness
  10. Hyena hernia
  11. Coreopsis of the gullet
  12. Hammeroids
  13. Ubergottendammerungenschnickelgrubergeist Syndrome
    New!

Firesign Theatre Quotes

  1. I think we’re all bozos on this bus.
51029

Firesign Theatre Quotes

  1. I think we’re all bozos on this bus.
    2)Oh, you mean Nancy!
51030

Firesign Theatre Quotes

  1. I think we’re all bozos on this bus.
  2. Oh, you mean Nancy!
  3. Bradshaw would never listen to my story now. It had more holes in it than Albert Hall.
51031

Firesign Theatre Quotes

  1. I think we’re all bozos on this bus.
  2. Oh, you mean Nancy!
  3. Bradshaw would never listen to my story now. It had more holes in it than Albert Hall.
  4. Antelope Freeway, One Sixty-Fourth Mile
51032

Firesign Theatre Quotes

  1. I think we’re all bozos on this bus.
  2. Oh, you mean Nancy!
  3. Bradshaw would never listen to my story now. It had more holes in it than Albert Hall.
  4. Antelope Freeway, One Sixty-Fourth Mile
  5. Stop singing and finish your homework.
51033

Firesign Theatre Quotes

  1. I think we’re all bozos on this bus.
  2. Oh, you mean Nancy!
  3. Bradshaw would never listen to my story now. It had more holes in it than Albert Hall.
  4. Antelope Freeway, One Sixty-Fourth Mile
  5. Stop singing and finish your homework.
  6. Uncross those beautiful stems of yours, baby; here’s the case I call number 666.
51034

Firesign Theatre Quotes

  1. I think we’re all bozos on this bus.
  2. Oh, you mean Nancy!
  3. Bradshaw would never listen to my story now. It had more holes in it than Albert Hall.
  4. Antelope Freeway, One Sixty-Fourth Mile
  5. Stop singing and finish your homework.
  6. Uncross those beautiful stems of yours, baby; here’s the case I call number 666.
  7. Why does the porridge bird lay his eggs in the air?
51035

Firesign Theatre Quotes

  1. I think we’re all bozos on this bus.
  2. Oh, you mean Nancy!
  3. Bradshaw would never listen to my story now. It had more holes in it than Albert Hall.
  4. Antelope Freeway, One Sixty-Fourth Mile
  5. Stop singing and finish your homework.
  6. Uncross those beautiful stems of yours, baby; here’s the case I call number 666.
  7. Why does the porridge bird lay his eggs in the air?
  8. Oh, it ain’t no use if you ain’t got the boost, the boost you get from Loostners
51036

Firesign Theatre Quotes

  1. I think we’re all bozos on this bus.
  2. Oh, you mean Nancy!
  3. Bradshaw would never listen to my story now. It had more holes in it than Albert Hall.
  4. Antelope Freeway, One Sixty-Fourth Mile
  5. Stop singing and finish your homework.
  6. Uncross those beautiful stems of yours, baby; here’s the case I call number 666.
  7. Why does the porridge bird lay his eggs in the air?
  8. Oh, it ain’t no use if you ain’t got the boost, the boost you get from Loostners
  9. Fudd’s First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough it will fall over.
51037

Firesign Theatre Quotes

  1. I think we’re all bozos on this bus.
  2. Oh, you mean Nancy!
  3. Bradshaw would never listen to my story now. It had more holes in it than Albert Hall.
  4. Antelope Freeway, One Sixty-Fourth Mile
  5. Stop singing and finish your homework.
  6. Uncross those beautiful stems of yours, baby; here’s the case I call number 666.
  7. Why does the porridge bird lay his eggs in the air?
  8. Oh, it ain’t no use if you ain’t got the boost, the boost you get from Loostners
  9. Fudd’s First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough it will fall over.
  10. Either Acme was walking around with only one shoe, or there was something seriously wrong with our sound-effects man.
51038

Firesign Theatre Quotes

  1. I think we’re all bozos on this bus.
  2. Oh, you mean Nancy!
  3. Bradshaw would never listen to my story now. It had more holes in it than Albert Hall.
  4. Antelope Freeway, One Sixty-Fourth Mile
  5. Stop singing and finish your homework.
  6. Uncross those beautiful stems of yours, baby; here’s the case I call number 666.
  7. Why does the porridge bird lay his eggs in the air?
  8. Oh, it ain’t no use if you ain’t got the boost, the boost you get from Loostners.
  9. Fudd’s First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough it will fall over.
  10. Either Acme was walking around with only one shoe, or there was something seriously wrong with our sound-effects man.
  11. This land is made of mountains, this land is made of mud; this land has lots of everything for me and Elmer Fudd.
51039

Firesign Theatre Quotes

  1. I think we’re all bozos on this bus.
  2. Oh, you mean Nancy!
  3. Bradshaw would never listen to my story now. It had more holes in it than Albert Hall.
  4. Antelope Freeway, One Sixty-Fourth Mile
  5. Stop singing and finish your homework.
  6. Uncross those beautiful stems of yours, baby; here’s the case I call number 666.
  7. Why does the porridge bird lay his eggs in the air?
  8. Oh, it ain’t no use if you ain’t got the boost, the boost you get from Loostners.
  9. Fudd’s First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough it will fall over.
  10. Either Acme was walking around with only one shoe, or there was something seriously wrong with our sound-effects man.
  11. This land is made of mountains, this land is made of mud; this land has lots of everything for me and Elmer Fudd.
  12. Just remember: Abraham Lincoln didn’t die in vain, he died in Washington D.C.
51040

Firesign Theatre Quotes

  1. I think we’re all bozos on this bus.
  2. Oh, you mean Nancy!
  3. Bradshaw would never listen to my story now. It had more holes in it than Albert Hall.
  4. Antelope Freeway, One Sixty-Fourth Mile
  5. Stop singing and finish your homework.
  6. Uncross those beautiful stems of yours, baby; here’s the case I call number 666.
  7. Why does the porridge bird lay his eggs in the air?
  8. Oh, it ain’t no use if you ain’t got the boost, the boost you get from Loostners.
  9. Fudd’s First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough it will fall over.
  10. Either Acme was walking around with only one shoe, or there was something seriously wrong with our sound-effects man.
  11. This land is made of mountains, this land is made of mud; this land has lots of everything for me and Elmer Fudd.
  12. Just remember: Abraham Lincoln didn’t die in vain, he died in Washington D.C.
  13. No anchovies? — you’ve got the wrong man. I spell my name “Danger”.

I started that one, so I pass.

51041

New: Old-timey sounding names of corporations, sports teams, etc.:

  1. Knickerbockers.
51042

Old-timey sounding names of corporations, sports teams, etc.:

  1. Knickerbockers
  2. Globetrotters
51043

Old-timey sounding names of corporations, sports teams, etc.:

  1. Knickerbockers
  2. Globetrotters
  3. Acme
51044

Old-timey sounding names of corporations, sports teams, etc.:

  1. Knickerbockers
  2. Globetrotters
  3. Acme
  4. International Business Machines
51045

Old-timey sounding names of corporations, sports teams, etc.:

  1. Knickerbockers
  2. Globetrotters
  3. Acme
  4. International Business Machines
  5. Ft. Wayne Zollner Pistons (now Detroit Pitons)