Bakers Dozen

Things you wish you didn’t have to do quite so often

  1. Mow the lawn
  2. Laundry
  3. Clean cats’ litter boxes

(and also, what didn’t make it into the boxes)

Things you wish you didn’t have to do quite so often

  1. Mow the lawn
  2. Laundry
  3. Clean cats’ litter boxes
  4. Get a colonoscopy

(wish it were every 20 years, not 10)

(can you tell I’m due?)

Things you wish you didn’t have to do quite so often

  1. Mow the lawn
  2. Laundry
  3. Clean cats’ litter boxes
  4. Get a colonoscopy
  5. Wash the dishes

Things you wish you didn’t have to do quite so often

  1. Mow the lawn
  2. Laundry
  3. Clean cats’ litter boxes
  4. Get a colonoscopy
  5. Wash the dishes
  6. Clean the kitchen

Things you wish you didn’t have to do quite so often

  1. Mow the lawn
  2. Laundry
  3. Clean cats’ litter boxes
  4. Get a colonoscopy
  5. Wash the dishes
  6. Clean the kitchen
  7. Listen to people’s personal dramas

Sometimes its a relief when it’s a robocall.

Things you wish you didn’t have to do quite so often

  1. Mow the lawn
  2. Laundry
  3. Clean cats’ litter boxes
  4. Get a colonoscopy
  5. Wash the dishes
  6. Clean the kitchen
  7. Listen to people’s personal dramas
  8. Empty trash

Things you wish you didn’t have to do quite so often

  1. Mow the lawn
  2. Laundry
  3. Clean cats’ litter boxes
  4. Get a colonoscopy
  5. Wash the dishes
  6. Clean the kitchen
  7. Listen to people’s personal dramas
  8. Empty trash
  9. Go to the bathroom

Things you wish you didn’t have to do quite so often

  1. Mow the lawn
  2. Laundry
  3. Clean cats’ litter boxes
  4. Get a colonoscopy
  5. Wash the dishes
  6. Clean the kitchen
  7. Listen to people’s personal dramas
  8. Empty trash
  9. Go to the bathroom
  10. Insulin injections

Things you wish you didn’t have to do quite so often

  1. Mow the lawn
  2. Laundry
  3. Clean cats’ litter boxes
  4. Get a colonoscopy
  5. Wash the dishes
  6. Clean the kitchen
  7. Listen to people’s personal dramas
  8. Empty trash
  9. Go to the bathroom
  10. Insulin injections
  11. Go to work

Things you wish you didn’t have to do quite so often

  1. Mow the lawn
  2. Laundry
  3. Clean cats’ litter boxes
  4. Get a colonoscopy
  5. Wash the dishes
  6. Clean the kitchen
  7. Listen to people’s personal dramas
  8. Empty trash
  9. Go to the bathroom
  10. Insulin injections
  11. Go to work
  12. Read about Pres. Trump

Things you wish you didn’t have to do quite so often

  1. Mow the lawn
  2. Laundry
  3. Clean cats’ litter boxes
  4. Get a colonoscopy
  5. Wash the dishes
  6. Clean the kitchen
  7. Listen to people’s personal dramas
  8. Empty trash
  9. Go to the bathroom
  10. Insulin injections
  11. Go to work
  12. Read about Pres. Trump
  13. Drive in heavy traffic


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Hit songs written by teenagers

  1. “Careless Whisper”, Wham featuring George Michael

Written by a 17-year-old Michael and 18-year-old Andrew Ridgely in 1981.

Hit songs written by teenagers

  1. “Careless Whisper”, Wham featuring George Michael
  2. “Will You Love Me Tomorrow”, Carole King (then 18)

Hit songs written by teenagers

  1. “Careless Whisper”, Wham featuring George Michael
  2. “Will You Love Me Tomorrow”, Carole King (then 18)
  3. “Foolish Beat,” Debbie Gibson

Hit songs written by teenagers

  1. “Careless Whisper”, Wham featuring George Michael
  2. “Will You Love Me Tomorrow”, Carole King (then 18)
  3. “Foolish Beat,” Debbie Gibson
  4. “When I’m 64”, Paul McCartney when he was 16

Hit songs written by teenagers

  1. “Careless Whisper”, Wham featuring George Michael
  2. “Will You Love Me Tomorrow”, Carole King (then 18)
  3. “Foolish Beat,” Debbie Gibson
  4. “When I’m 64”, Paul McCartney when he was 16

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Hit songs written by teenagers

  1. “Careless Whisper”, Wham featuring George Michael
  2. “Will You Love Me Tomorrow”, Carole King (then 18)
  3. “Foolish Beat,” Debbie Gibson
  4. “When I’m 64”, Paul McCartney when he was 16
  5. “All About That Bass”, Meghan Trainor (at 19)

Hit songs written by teenagers

  1. “Careless Whisper”, Wham featuring George Michael
  2. “Will You Love Me Tomorrow”, Carole King (then 18)
  3. “Foolish Beat,” Debbie Gibson
  4. “When I’m 64”, Paul McCartney when he was 16
  5. “All About That Bass”, Meghan Trainor (at 19)
  6. “Royals”, Lorde (I think she was 15 when she wrote it)

Hit songs written by teenagers

  1. “Careless Whisper”, Wham featuring George Michael
  2. “Will You Love Me Tomorrow”, Carole King (then 18)
  3. “Foolish Beat,” Debbie Gibson
  4. “When I’m 64”, Paul McCartney when he was 16
  5. “All About That Bass”, Meghan Trainor (at 19)
  6. “Royals”, Lorde (I think she was 15 when she wrote it)
  7. “Angel Baby” (1960), Rosie (Hamlin) and the Originals (age 15)

Hit songs written by teenagers

  1. “Careless Whisper”, Wham featuring George Michael
  2. “Will You Love Me Tomorrow”, Carole King (then 18)
  3. “Foolish Beat,” Debbie Gibson
  4. “When I’m 64”, Paul McCartney when he was 16
  5. “All About That Bass”, Meghan Trainor (at 19)
  6. “Royals”, Lorde (I think she was 15 when she wrote it)
  7. “Angel Baby” (1960), Rosie (Hamlin) and the Originals (age 15)
  8. “Strawberry Letter 23”, The Brothers Johnson

Written and originally recorded by 17-year-old Shuggie Otis in 1971.
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Hit songs written by teenagers

  1. “Careless Whisper”, Wham featuring George Michael
  2. “Will You Love Me Tomorrow”, Carole King (then 18)
  3. “Foolish Beat,” Debbie Gibson
  4. “When I’m 64”, Paul McCartney when he was 16
  5. “All About That Bass”, Meghan Trainor (at 19)
  6. “Royals”, Lorde (I think she was 15 when she wrote it)
  7. “Angel Baby” (1960), Rosie (Hamlin) and the Originals (age 15)
  8. “Strawberry Letter 23”, The Brothers Johnson
  9. “Up, Up and Away”, The Fifth Dimension

written by 17 year old Jimmy Webb