Bakers Dozen

[Bullitt]

@Little_Nemo

I think this is the video you wanted.

Love it!
Slang terms for sexual intercourse

1. A bit of the old in-out, in-out (From A Clockwork Orange)
2. Tap
3. Hit
4. Boink
5. Shag
6. Knocking boots
7. Making the two-backed beast (Thanks, Will)
8. Afternoon delight (or this!)
9. Horizontal Mambo
10. Dancing in the dark
11. Screw (umm… from Spiderman)

[Ponch8]

Slang terms for sexual intercourse

1. A bit of the old in-out, in-out (From A Clockwork Orange)
2. Tap
3. Hit
4. Boink
5. Shag
6. Knocking boots
7. Making the two-backed beast (Thanks, Will)
8. Afternoon delight (or this!)
9. Horizontal Mambo
10. Dancing in the dark
11. Screw (umm… from Spiderman)
12. Banging, to use the parlance of our times

[Bullitt]

Slang terms for sexual intercourse

1. A bit of the old in-out, in-out (From A Clockwork Orange)
2. Tap
3. Hit
4. Boink
5. Shag
6. Knocking boots
7. Making the two-backed beast (Thanks, Will)
8. Afternoon delight (or this!)
9. Horizontal Mambo
10. Dancing in the dark
11. Screw (umm… from Spiderman)
12. Banging, to use the parlance of our times
13. Bumping uglies

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Slang for Doing a #2, or a #1

1. Taking the Cleveland Browns to the Super Bowl

[buddha_david]

Slang for Doing a #2, or a #1

1. Taking the Cleveland Browns to the Super Bowl
2. Dropping the kids off at the pool

[Thin_Ice]

Slang for Doing a #2, or a #1

1. Taking the Cleveland Browns to the Super Bowl
2. Dropping the kids off at the pool
3. Pinching a loaf

[Bullitt]

Slang for Doing a #2, or a #1

1. Taking the Cleveland Browns to the Super Bowl
2. Dropping the kids off at the pool
3. Pinching a loaf
4. Gotta go talk to a man about a horse
   My wife says she’s never heard of that one, and she doubts its truthfulness. It was fairly common in the military (USMC), that’s where I heard it. It’s for #1.

Anyone else heard of or use/used it?

[Tangent]

@Bullitt

4. Gotta go talk to a man about a horse
   My wife says she’s never heard of that one, and she doubts its truthfulness. It was fairly common in the military (USMC), that’s where I heard it. It’s for #1.

Anyone else heard of or use/used it?

Yeah, I use that one frequently.

[Intergalactic_Gladiator]

Slang for Doing a #2, or a #1

1. Taking the Cleveland Browns to the Super Bowl
2. Dropping the kids off at the pool
3. Pinching a loaf
4. Gotta go talk to a man about a horse
5. Burning a mule

[gkster]

Slang for Doing a #2, or a #1

1. Taking the Cleveland Browns to the Super Bowl
2. Dropping the kids off at the pool
3. Pinching a loaf
4. Gotta go talk to a man about a horse
5. Burning a mule
6. Take a leak

[Little_Nemo]

Slang for Doing a #2, or a #1

1. Taking the Cleveland Browns to the Super Bowl
2. Dropping the kids off at the pool
3. Pinching a loaf
4. Gotta go talk to a man about a horse
5. Burning a mule
6. Take a leak
7. Spending a dime

Old timey slang from back when there were pay toilets

[Bullitt]

Slang for Doing a #2, or a #1

1. Taking the Cleveland Browns to the Super Bowl
2. Dropping the kids off at the pool
3. Pinching a loaf
4. Gotta go talk to a man about a horse
5. Burning a mule
6. Take a leak
7. Spending a dime
8. Operation Golden Flow

[Elendil_s_Heir]

I, too, have heard “See a man about a horse” often.

Slang for Doing a #2, or a #1

1. Taking the Cleveland Browns to the Super Bowl
2. Dropping the kids off at the pool
3. Pinching a loaf
4. Gotta go talk to a man about a horse
5. Burning a mule
6. Take a leak
7. Operation Golden Flow
8. Dump a load

[Nonsuch]

Slang for Doing a #2, or a #1

1. Taking the Cleveland Browns to the Super Bowl
2. Dropping the kids off at the pool
3. Pinching a loaf
4. Gotta go talk to a man about a horse
5. Burning a mule
6. Take a leak
7. Operation Golden Flow
8. Dump a load
9. Drop a deuce

[Bullitt]

Slang for Doing a #2, or a #1

1. Taking the Cleveland Browns to the Super Bowl
2. Dropping the kids off at the pool
3. Pinching a loaf
4. Gotta go talk to a man about a horse
5. Burning a mule
6. Take a leak
7. Operation Golden Flow
8. Dump a load
9. Drop a deuce
10. “But dad, I’m prairie dogging it!”

[Intergalactic_Gladiator]

Slang for Doing a #2, or a #1

1. Taking the Cleveland Browns to the Super Bowl
2. Dropping the kids off at the pool
3. Pinching a loaf
4. Gotta go talk to a man about a horse
5. Burning a mule
6. Take a leak
7. Operation Golden Flow
8. Dump a load
9. Drop a deuce
10. “But dad, I’m prairie dogging it!”
11. Float a sea pickle

[SCAdian]

Slang for Doing a #2, or a #1

1. Taking the Cleveland Browns to the Super Bowl
2. Dropping the kids off at the pool
3. Pinching a loaf
4. Gotta go talk to a man about a horse
5. Burning a mule
6. Take a leak
7. Operation Golden Flow
8. Dump a load
9. Drop a deuce
10. “But dad, I’m prairie dogging it!”
11. Float a sea pickle
12. Shake hands with the unemployed

@Bullitt

My wife says she’s never heard of that one, and she doubts its truthfulness. It was fairly common in the military (USMC), that’s where I heard it. It’s for #1.

Anyone else heard of or use/used it?

I’ve known (and used) that one for ages – certainly well before I joined the Navy. Though for me it’s always been “see a man about a horse.”

[Bullitt]

@SCAdian

I’ve known (and used) that one for ages – certainly well before I joined the Navy. Though for me it’s always been “see a man about a horse.”

Yes it is. When I’m (usually in) a bar and using that line I don’t even think about it, I just say I’m going to see a man about a horse. It comes naturally. But writing it down, I didn’t remember it accurately. Thanks, Tangent and SCAdian, I’ll let my wife know.

Slang for Doing a #2, or a #1

1. Taking the Cleveland Browns to the Super Bowl

2. Dropping the kids off at the pool

3. Pinching a loaf

4. Gotta go talk to a man about a horse

5. Burning a mule

6. Take a leak

7. Operation Golden Flow

8. Dump a load

9. Drop a deuce

10. “But dad, I’m prairie dogging it!”

11. Float a sea pickle

12. Shake hands with the unemployed

13. Dropping an MBM.
    The First Car Where You Learned How to Drive a Stick.
    If you never learned to drive a stick the please prepend your reply with "AT: " and write The First Car You or Your Family Friend Owned Where You Learned to Drive.
    (Repeats allowed)

14. VW Microbus

[gkster]

The First Car Where You Learned How to Drive a Stick.
If you never learned to drive a stick the please prepend your reply with "AT: " and write The First Car You or Your Family Friend Owned Where You Learned to Drive.
(Repeats allowed)

1. VW Microbus
2. AT: Volvo 244 wagon

Never learned to drive a stick and probably never will, considering that only 5% of cars sold in the US are manual

[Bullitt]

@gkster

Never learned to drive a stick and probably never will, considering that only 5% of cars sold in the US are manual

Yes but if you rent a car internationally, good luck. But then again it won’t be your clutch you’re frying, so go for it!

Current list:

The First Car Where You Learned How to Drive a Stick.
If you never learned to drive a stick the please prepend your reply with "AT: " and write The First Car You or Your Family Friend Owned Where You Learned to Drive.
(Repeats allowed)

1. VW Microbus
2. AT: Volvo 244 wagon

[Thin_Ice]

The First Car Where You Learned How to Drive a Stick.
If you never learned to drive a stick the please prepend your reply with "AT: " and write The First Car You or Your Family Friend Owned Where You Learned to Drive.
(Repeats allowed)

1. VW Microbus
2. AT: Volvo 244 wagon
3. Rambler sedan