Bakers Dozen

Donald Trump’s next tweet

  1. I actually fired Comey because he made a pass at Melania. True story!
  2. Okay, forget the wall- we’re putting up an invisible fence. Now all we have to do is get 125 million Mexicans to wear these electronic dog collars.
  3. Kim Jong-un is actually a stand-up guy. He’s got a bad reputation here in America, though. Sad!
  4. I’m naming my son, Barron, to head the FBI. Well, as soon as school is out. How hard can it be?
  5. I’ll have all the contenders for the next Supreme Court vacancy open a lemonade stand, and whoever sells the most lemonade gets the job
  6. Rosie O’Donnell is the one selling state secrets to the Russians! Sad!

Donald Trump’s next tweet

  1. I actually fired Comey because he made a pass at Melania. True story!
  2. Okay, forget the wall- we’re putting up an invisible fence. Now all we have to do is get 125 million Mexicans to wear these electronic dog collars.
  3. Kim Jong-un is actually a stand-up guy. He’s got a bad reputation here in America, though. Sad!
  4. I’m naming my son, Barron, to head the FBI. Well, as soon as school is out. How hard can it be?
  5. I’ll have all the contenders for the next Supreme Court vacancy open a lemonade stand, and whoever sells the most lemonade gets the job
  6. Rosie O’Donnell is the one selling state secrets to the Russians! Sad!
  7. I have the utmost confidence in Sean Spicer. [five minutes later] Sean Spicer is fired. I decided to do it weeks ago.

Donald Trump’s next tweet

  1. I actually fired Comey because he made a pass at Melania. True story!
  2. Okay, forget the wall- we’re putting up an invisible fence. Now all we have to do is get 125 million Mexicans to wear these electronic dog collars.
  3. Kim Jong-un is actually a stand-up guy. He’s got a bad reputation here in America, though. Sad!
  4. I’m naming my son, Barron, to head the FBI. Well, as soon as school is out. How hard can it be?
  5. I’ll have all the contenders for the next Supreme Court vacancy open a lemonade stand, and whoever sells the most lemonade gets the job
  6. Rosie O’Donnell is the one selling state secrets to the Russians! Sad!
  7. I have the utmost confidence in Sean Spicer. [five minutes later] Sean Spicer is fired. I decided to do it weeks ago.
  8. <something> … you know it, I know it, everyone knows it.

Donald Trump’s next tweet

  1. I actually fired Comey because he made a pass at Melania. True story!
  2. Okay, forget the wall- we’re putting up an invisible fence. Now all we have to do is get 125 million Mexicans to wear these electronic dog collars.
  3. Kim Jong-un is actually a stand-up guy. He’s got a bad reputation here in America, though. Sad!
  4. I’m naming my son, Barron, to head the FBI. Well, as soon as school is out. How hard can it be?
  5. I’ll have all the contenders for the next Supreme Court vacancy open a lemonade stand, and whoever sells the most lemonade gets the job
  6. Rosie O’Donnell is the one selling state secrets to the Russians! Sad!
  7. I have the utmost confidence in Sean Spicer. [five minutes later] Sean Spicer is fired. I decided to do it weeks ago.
  8. <something> … you know it, I know it, everyone knows it.
  9. Oh no! I’ve been shot! [then drops dead.]

Donald Trump’s next tweet

  1. I actually fired Comey because he made a pass at Melania. True story!
  2. Okay, forget the wall- we’re putting up an invisible fence. Now all we have to do is get 125 million Mexicans to wear these electronic dog collars.
  3. Kim Jong-un is actually a stand-up guy. He’s got a bad reputation here in America, though. Sad!
  4. I’m naming my son, Barron, to head the FBI. Well, as soon as school is out. How hard can it be?
  5. I’ll have all the contenders for the next Supreme Court vacancy open a lemonade stand, and whoever sells the most lemonade gets the job
  6. Rosie O’Donnell is the one selling state secrets to the Russians! Sad!
  7. I have the utmost confidence in Sean Spicer. [five minutes later] Sean Spicer is fired. I decided to do it weeks ago.
  8. <something> … you know it, I know it, everyone knows it.
  9. . Oh no! I’ve been shot! [then drops dead.]
  10. “I wanted to share with Russia which I have the absolute right to do”

(Truth is funnier than comedy.)

Donald Trump’s next tweet

  1. I actually fired Comey because he made a pass at Melania. True story!
  2. Okay, forget the wall- we’re putting up an invisible fence. Now all we have to do is get 125 million Mexicans to wear these electronic dog collars.
  3. Kim Jong-un is actually a stand-up guy. He’s got a bad reputation here in America, though. Sad!
  4. I’m naming my son, Barron, to head the FBI. Well, as soon as school is out. How hard can it be?
  5. I’ll have all the contenders for the next Supreme Court vacancy open a lemonade stand, and whoever sells the most lemonade gets the job
  6. Rosie O’Donnell is the one selling state secrets to the Russians! Sad!
  7. I have the utmost confidence in Sean Spicer. [five minutes later] Sean Spicer is fired. I decided to do it weeks ago.
  8. <something> … you know it, I know it, everyone knows it.
  9. . Oh no! I’ve been shot! [then drops dead.]
  10. “I wanted to share with Russia which I have the absolute right to do”
  11. Have decided to name Barron as my new WH Chief of Staff. He is at least as mature as the rest of the folks around here.

Donald Trump’s next tweet

  1. I actually fired Comey because he made a pass at Melania. True story!
  2. Okay, forget the wall- we’re putting up an invisible fence. Now all we have to do is get 125 million Mexicans to wear these electronic dog collars.
  3. Kim Jong-un is actually a stand-up guy. He’s got a bad reputation here in America, though. Sad!
  4. I’m naming my son, Barron, to head the FBI. Well, as soon as school is out. How hard can it be?
  5. I’ll have all the contenders for the next Supreme Court vacancy open a lemonade stand, and whoever sells the most lemonade gets the job
  6. Rosie O’Donnell is the one selling state secrets to the Russians! Sad!
  7. I have the utmost confidence in Sean Spicer. [five minutes later] Sean Spicer is fired. I decided to do it weeks ago.
  8. <something> … you know it, I know it, everyone knows it.
  9. . Oh no! I’ve been shot! [then drops dead.]
  10. “I wanted to share with Russia which I have the absolute right to do”
  11. Have decided to name Barron as my new WH Chief of Staff. He is at least as mature as the rest of the folks around here.
  12. Whatever they say I did, I didn’t do it. And besides, I was RIGHT to do it.

Donald Trump’s next tweet

  1. I actually fired Comey because he made a pass at Melania. True story!
  2. Okay, forget the wall- we’re putting up an invisible fence. Now all we have to do is get 125 million Mexicans to wear these electronic dog collars.
  3. Kim Jong-un is actually a stand-up guy. He’s got a bad reputation here in America, though. Sad!
  4. I’m naming my son, Barron, to head the FBI. Well, as soon as school is out. How hard can it be?
  5. I’ll have all the contenders for the next Supreme Court vacancy open a lemonade stand, and whoever sells the most lemonade gets the job
  6. Rosie O’Donnell is the one selling state secrets to the Russians! Sad!
  7. I have the utmost confidence in Sean Spicer. [five minutes later] Sean Spicer is fired. I decided to do it weeks ago.
  8. <something> … you know it, I know it, everyone knows it.
  9. . Oh no! I’ve been shot! [then drops dead.]
  10. “I wanted to share with Russia which I have the absolute right to do”
  11. Have decided to name Barron as my new WH Chief of Staff. He is at least as mature as the rest of the folks around here.
  12. Whatever they say I did, I didn’t do it. And besides, I was RIGHT to do it.
  13. My fellow Americans – I have decided, for the remainder of my term, to focus on improving healthcare and move towards a single-payer insurance system; to protect our national parks & monuments and preserve our environmental resources; and to strengthen our relations and promote free trade with our neighbors to the south – !!PSYCHE!! I ain’t doin’ none of that shit. #suckers

Next: Songs about medicine & healthcare.

  1. Humble Pie, “I Don’t Need No Doctor”

Songs about medicine & healthcare.

  1. Humble Pie, “I Don’t Need No Doctor”
  2. Robert Palmer, “Bad Case of Loving You”

Songs about medicine & healthcare.

  1. Humble Pie, “I Don’t Need No Doctor”
  2. Robert Palmer, “Bad Case of Loving You”
  3. Harry Nilsson, “Put the Lime in the Coconut”

Songs about medicine & healthcare.

  1. Humble Pie, “I Don’t Need No Doctor”
  2. Robert Palmer, “Bad Case of Loving You”
  3. Harry Nilsson, “Put the Lime in the Coconut”
  4. Fifth Dimension, “Last Night”

Last night I didn’t get to sleep at all
The sleeping pill I took was just a waste of time

Songs about medicine & healthcare.

  1. Humble Pie, “I Don’t Need No Doctor”
  2. Robert Palmer, “Bad Case of Loving You”
  3. Harry Nilsson, “Put the Lime in the Coconut”
  4. Last Night, by Fifth Dimension
  5. Somebody Get Me a Doctor - Van Halen

Songs about medicine & healthcare

  1. Humble Pie, “I Don’t Need No Doctor”
  2. Robert Palmer, “Bad Case of Loving You”
  3. Harry Nilsson, “Put the Lime in the Coconut”
  4. Last Night, by Fifth Dimension
  5. Somebody Get Me a Doctor - Van Halen
  6. Doctor! Doctor! - Thompson Twins

Songs about medicine & healthcare

  1. Humble Pie, “I Don’t Need No Doctor”
  2. Robert Palmer, “Bad Case of Loving You”
  3. Harry Nilsson, “Put the Lime in the Coconut”
  4. Last Night, by Fifth Dimension
  5. Somebody Get Me a Doctor - Van Halen
  6. Doctor! Doctor! - Thompson Twins
  7. I Wanna Be Well - The Ramones

Songs about medicine & healthcare

  1. Humble Pie, “I Don’t Need No Doctor”
  2. Robert Palmer, “Bad Case of Loving You”
  3. Harry Nilsson, “Put the Lime in the Coconut”
  4. Last Night, by Fifth Dimension
  5. Somebody Get Me a Doctor - Van Halen
  6. Doctor! Doctor! - Thompson Twins
  7. I Wanna Be Well - The Ramones
  8. Psycho Therapy - The Ramones

Songs about medicine & healthcare

  1. Humble Pie, “I Don’t Need No Doctor”
  2. Robert Palmer, “Bad Case of Loving You”
  3. Harry Nilsson, “Put the Lime in the Coconut”
  4. Last Night, by Fifth Dimension
  5. Somebody Get Me a Doctor - Van Halen
  6. Doctor! Doctor! - Thompson Twins
  7. I Wanna Be Well - The Ramones
  8. Psycho Therapy -The Ramones
  9. Doc McStuffins theme - Doc McStuffins cast

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Songs about medicine & healthcare

  1. Humble Pie, “I Don’t Need No Doctor”
  2. Robert Palmer, “Bad Case of Loving You”
  3. Harry Nilsson, “Put the Lime in the Coconut”
  4. Last Night, by Fifth Dimension
  5. Somebody Get Me a Doctor - Van Halen
  6. Doctor! Doctor! - Thompson Twins
  7. Witch Doctor - David Seville

Songs about medicine & healthcare

  1. Humble Pie, “I Don’t Need No Doctor”
  2. Robert Palmer, “Bad Case of Loving You”
  3. Harry Nilsson, “Put the Lime in the Coconut”
  4. Last Night, by Fifth Dimension
  5. Somebody Get Me a Doctor - Van Halen
  6. Doctor! Doctor! - Thompson Twins
  7. Witch Doctor - David Seville
  8. Paul McCartney & Wings, “Medicine Jar”

Songs about medicine & healthcare

  1. Humble Pie, “I Don’t Need No Doctor”
  2. Robert Palmer, “Bad Case of Loving You”
  3. Harry Nilsson, “Put the Lime in the Coconut”
  4. Last Night, by Fifth Dimension
  5. Somebody Get Me a Doctor - Van Halen
  6. Doctor! Doctor! - Thompson Twins
  7. Witch Doctor - David Seville
  8. Paul McCartney & Wings, “Medicine Jar”
  9. “Good Lovin’” by the Young Rascals

Cleaning up.

You guys got something against the Ramones?

Songs about medicine & healthcare

  1. Humble Pie, “I Don’t Need No Doctor”
  2. Robert Palmer, “Bad Case of Loving You”
  3. Harry Nilsson, “Put the Lime in the Coconut”
  4. Last Night, by Fifth Dimension
  5. Somebody Get Me a Doctor - Van Halen
  6. Doctor! Doctor! - Thompson Twins
  7. I Wanna Be Well - The Ramones
  8. Psycho Therapy - The Ramones
  9. Doc McStuffins theme - Doc McStuffins cast
  10. Witch Doctor - David Seville
    11 Paul McCartney & Wings, “Medicine Jar”
  11. “Good Lovin’” by the Young Rascals