Bakers Dozen

Things to look forward to in President Trump’s first trip abroad

  1. Offers to sell Melania to the Saudi king
  2. Trying to make a deal for oil.
  3. Pope Francis converts Trump to Catholicism
  4. Other NATO countries pay their fair share
  5. The further adventures of Trump’s version of “Short Attention Span Theater.”
  6. He is out of our country. I am so looking forward to that.
  7. Somebody, somewhere, will give him a beautiful tie pin or tie bar and teach him to lose the scotch tape on his tie
  8. Congress approves funds to build a wall, to keep him from returning.
  9. The media report on stories not relating to Trump.
  10. Trump buys Great Wall of China, moves it brick by brick to the Rio Grande
  11. All the foreigners laughing at us will realize “It’s not funny when it happens to us.”

Things to look forward to in President Trump’s first trip abroad

  1. Offers to sell Melania to the Saudi king
  2. Trying to make a deal for oil.
  3. Pope Francis converts Trump to Catholicism
  4. Other NATO countries pay their fair share
  5. The further adventures of Trump’s version of “Short Attention Span Theater.”
  6. He is out of our country. I am so looking forward to that.
  7. Somebody, somewhere, will give him a beautiful tie pin or tie bar and teach him to lose the scotch tape on his tie
  8. Congress approves funds to build a wall, to keep him from returning.
  9. The media report on stories not relating to Trump.
  10. Trump buys Great Wall of China, moves it brick by brick to the Rio Grande
  11. All the foreigners laughing at us will realize “It’s not funny when it happens to us.”
  12. Trump buys the Sistine Chapel, saying “I’ve always wanted to own one of these”.

Things to look forward to in President Trump’s first trip abroad

  1. Offers to sell Melania to the Saudi king
  2. Trying to make a deal for oil.
  3. Pope Francis converts Trump to Catholicism
  4. Other NATO countries pay their fair share
  5. The further adventures of Trump’s version of “Short Attention Span Theater.”
  6. He is out of our country. I am so looking forward to that.
  7. Somebody, somewhere, will give him a beautiful tie pin or tie bar and teach him to lose the scotch tape on his tie
  8. Congress approves funds to build a wall, to keep him from returning.
  9. The media report on stories not relating to Trump.
  10. Trump buys Great Wall of China, moves it brick by brick to the Rio Grande
  11. All the foreigners laughing at us will realize “It’s not funny when it happens to us.”
  12. Trump buys the Sistine Chapel, saying “I’ve always wanted to own one of these”.
  13. He gets pulled into a beauty salon in Paris and gets a makeover, no more orange rug.

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Book titles with a color in them, repeat colors allowed

  1. A Clockwork Orange

Book titles with a color in them, repeat colors allowed

  1. A Clockwork Orange
  2. The Color Purple

Book titles with a color in them, repeat colors allowed

  1. A Clockwork Orange
  2. The Color Purple
  3. How Green Was My Valley

Book titles with a color in them, repeat colors allowed

  1. A Clockwork Orange
  2. The Color Purple
  3. How Green Was My Valley
  4. The Hunt for Red October

Book titles with a color in them, repeat colors allowed

  1. A Clockwork Orange
  2. The Color Purple
  3. How Green Was My Valley
  4. The Hunt for Red October
  5. Black Beauty

Book titles with a color in them, repeat colors allowed

  1. A Clockwork Orange
  2. The Color Purple
  3. How Green Was My Valley
  4. The Hunt for Red October
  5. Black Beauty
  6. The Scarlet Letter

Book titles with a color in them, repeat colors allowed

  1. A Clockwork Orange
  2. The Color Purple
  3. How Green Was My Valley
  4. The Hunt for Red October
  5. Black Beauty
  6. The Scarlet Letter
  7. White Fang

Book titles with a color in them, repeat colors allowed

  1. A Clockwork Orange
  2. The Color Purple
  3. How Green Was My Valley
  4. The Hunt for Red October
  5. Black Beauty
  6. The Scarlet Letter
  7. White Fang
  8. Green Eggs and Ham

Book titles with a color in them, repeat colors allowed

  1. A Clockwork Orange
  2. The Color Purple
  3. How Green Was My Valley
  4. The Hunt for Red October
  5. Black Beauty
  6. The Scarlet Letter
  7. White Fang
  8. Green Eggs and Ham
  9. Blue Willow

Book titles with a color in them, repeat colors allowed

  1. A Clockwork Orange
  2. The Color Purple
  3. How Green Was My Valley
  4. The Hunt for Red October
  5. Black Beauty
  6. The Scarlet Letter
  7. White Fang
  8. Green Eggs and Ham
  9. Blue Willow
  10. One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish

Book titles with a color in them, repeat colors allowed

  1. A Clockwork Orange
  2. The Color Purple
  3. How Green Was My Valley
  4. The Hunt for Red October
  5. Black Beauty
  6. The Scarlet Letter
  7. White Fang
  8. Green Eggs and Ham
  9. Blue Willow
  10. One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish
  11. Half a Yellow Sun by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

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Book titles with a color in them, repeat colors allowed

  1. A Clockwork Orange
  2. The Color Purple
  3. How Green Was My Valley
  4. The Hunt for Red October
  5. Black Beauty
  6. The Scarlet Letter
  7. White Fang
  8. Green Eggs and Ham
  9. Blue Willow
  10. One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish
  11. Half a Yellow Sun by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
  12. Clifford the Big Red Dog

Book titles with a color in them, repeat colors allowed

  1. A Clockwork Orange
  2. The Color Purple
  3. How Green Was My Valley
  4. The Hunt for Red October
  5. Black Beauty
  6. The Scarlet Letter
  7. White Fang
  8. Green Eggs and Ham
  9. Blue Willow
  10. One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish
  11. Half a Yellow Sun by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
  12. Clifford the Big Red Dog
  13. Old Yeller

PASS

Memorable Hikes You’ve Done

  1. Half Dome, Yosemite, from Happy Isles trail head (4,000’ in Yosemite Valley, up to 9,000’ atop Half Dome)

Athletes that never have been on a Wheaties Box, but probably should have been.

  1. Annika Sorenstam, Arguably the best ever female golfer.

Edit. Ninjaed…never mind, or whatever.

Memorable Hikes You’ve Done

  1. Half Dome, Yosemite, from Happy Isles trail head (4,000’ in Yosemite Valley, up to 9,000’ atop Half Dome)
  2. The South Rim, Big Bend National Park

Memorable Hikes You’ve Done

  1. Half Dome, Yosemite, from Happy Isles trail head (4,000’ in Yosemite Valley, up to 9,000’ atop Half Dome)
  2. The South Rim, Big Bend National Park
  3. Horseshoe Canyon, Utah (where Aron Ralston had to amputate his own arm)

Memorable Hikes You’ve Done

  1. Half Dome, Yosemite, from Happy Isles trail head (4,000’ in Yosemite Valley, up to 9,000’ atop Half Dome)
  2. The South Rim, Big Bend National Park
  3. Matthiessen State Park