Bakers Dozen

[Ponch8]

I really need to buy a new…

1. Phone. Big crack in the screen. Been living with it for months now.
2. Blender. Ours just died.
3. Car. Mine’s still okay but it’s old and has a lot of miles. I should replace it before it breaks down.
4. Hot water heater. It’s 20 years old, and scheduled to blow any day now.
5. Tablet. Mine got fried by the FalseGuide virus through Google Play.
6. Blender also. Ours died when I was making hummus.
7. Hardwood floor refinishing. It’s been 15 years and it’s really beginning to show its age.
8. Dishwasher. That’s dead too. Fortunately it’s only me and da wife at home, and we don’t go through dishes that quickly.
9. Bathroom sink, toilet, flooring. We have an older house and the 1/2 bath, from 1970, has only minor updates (new paint, lighting, medicine cabinet)
10. Master bathroom remodel. It’s overdue. Oh boy do we have a few things on this list!
11. Desk. Now that I’m working at home, the one I have now is really inadequate.

[astorian]

I really need to buy a new…

1. Phone. Big crack in the screen. Been living with it for months now.
2. Blender. Ours just died.
3. Car. Mine’s still okay but it’s old and has a lot of miles. I should replace it before it breaks down.
4. Hot water heater. It’s 20 years old, and scheduled to blow any day now.
5. Tablet. Mine got fried by the FalseGuide virus through Google Play.
6. Blender also. Ours died when I was making hummus.
7. Hardwood floor refinishing. It’s been 15 years and it’s really beginning to show its age.
8. Dishwasher. That’s dead too. Fortunately it’s only me and da wife at home, and we don’t go through dishes that quickly.
9. Bathroom sink, toilet, flooring. We have an older house and the 1/2 bath, from 1970, has only minor updates (new paint, lighting, medicine cabinet)
10. Master bathroom remodel. It’s overdue. Oh boy do we have a few things on this list!
11. Desk. Now that I’m working at home, the one I have now is really inadequate.
12. Backyard fence- mine is starting to cave in

[Infovore]

I really need to buy a new…

1. Phone. Big crack in the screen. Been living with it for months now.
2. Blender. Ours just died.
3. Car. Mine’s still okay but it’s old and has a lot of miles. I should replace it before it breaks down.
4. Hot water heater. It’s 20 years old, and scheduled to blow any day now.
5. Tablet. Mine got fried by the FalseGuide virus through Google Play.
6. Blender also. Ours died when I was making hummus.
7. Hardwood floor refinishing. It’s been 15 years and it’s really beginning to show its age.
8. Dishwasher. That’s dead too. Fortunately it’s only me and da wife at home, and we don’t go through dishes that quickly.
9. Bathroom sink, toilet, flooring. We have an older house and the 1/2 bath, from 1970, has only minor updates (new paint, lighting, medicine cabinet)
10. Master bathroom remodel. It’s overdue. Oh boy do we have a few things on this list!
11. Desk. Now that I’m working at home, the one I have now is really inadequate.
12. Backyard fence- mine is starting to cave in
13. Bathroom light fixture. Mine flickers.

I know it’s a bit past its sell-by date, but what the hell, it should be immortalized here:

Replace a word in a movie line with “covfefe”.

1. Never go in against a Sicilian when covfefe is on the line.

[Annie-Xmas]

Replace a word in a movie line with “covfefe”.

1. Never go in against a Sicilian when covfefe is on the line.
2. I’ve had it with these covfefe snakes on this covfefe plane.

[buddha_david]

Replace a word in a movie line with “covfefe”.

1. Never go in against a Sicilian when covfefe is on the line.
2. I’ve had it with these covfefe snakes on this covfefe plane.
3. Did you just order a five-dollar covfefe?

[Annie-Xmas]

Replace a word in a movie line with “covfefe”.

1. Never go in against a Sicilian when covfefe is on the line.
2. I’ve had it with these covfefe snakes on this covfefe plane.
3. Did you just order a five-dollar covfefe?
4. I am serious. And don’t call me Covfefe.

[Infovore]

Replace a word in a movie line with “covfefe”.

1. Never go in against a Sicilian when covfefe is on the line.
2. I’ve had it with these covfefe snakes on this covfefe plane.
3. Did you just order a five-dollar covfefe?
4. I am serious. And don’t call me Covfefe.
5. With great covfefe comes great responsibility.

[Dendarii_Dame]

Replace a word in a movie line with “covfefe”.

1. Never go in against a Sicilian when covfefe is on the line.
2. I’ve had it with these covfefe snakes on this covfefe plane.
3. Did you just order a five-dollar covfefe?
4. I am serious. And don’t call me Covfefe.
5. With great covfefe comes great responsibility.
6. May the Covfefe be with you.

[Annie-Xmas]

Replace a word in a movie line with “covfefe”.

1. Never go in against a Sicilian when covfefe is on the line.
2. I’ve had it with these covfefe snakes on this covfefe plane.
3. Did you just order a five-dollar covfefe?
4. I am serious. And don’t call me Covfefe.
5. With great covfefe comes great responsibility.
6. May the Covfefe be with you.
7. Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a covfefe.

[buddha_david]

Replace a word in a movie line with “covfefe”.

1. Never go in against a Sicilian when covfefe is on the line.
2. I’ve had it with these covfefe snakes on this covfefe plane.
3. Did you just order a five-dollar covfefe?
4. I am serious. And don’t call me Covfefe.
5. With great covfefe comes great responsibility.
6. May the Covfefe be with you.
7. Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a covfefe.
8. As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Covfefe.

[Little_Nemo]

Replace a word in a movie line with “covfefe”.

1. Never go in against a Sicilian when covfefe is on the line.
2. I’ve had it with these covfefe snakes on this covfefe plane.
3. Did you just order a five-dollar covfefe?
4. I am serious. And don’t call me Covfefe.
5. With great covfefe comes great responsibility.
6. May the Covfefe be with you.
7. Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a covfefe.
8. As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Covfefe.
9. Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful covfefe.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Replace a word in a movie line with “covfefe”.

1. Never go in against a Sicilian when covfefe is on the line.
2. I’ve had it with these covfefe snakes on this covfefe plane.
3. Did you just order a five-dollar covfefe?
4. I am serious. And don’t call me Covfefe.
5. With great covfefe comes great responsibility.
6. May the Covfefe be with you.
7. Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a covfefe.
8. As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Covfefe.
9. Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful covfefe.
10. Shoot straight, you bastards! Don’t make a covfefe of it.

[Mean_Mr.Mustard]

Replace a word in a movie line with “covfefe”.

1. Never go in against a Sicilian when covfefe is on the line.
2. I’ve had it with these covfefe snakes on this covfefe plane.
3. Did you just order a five-dollar covfefe?
4. I am serious. And don’t call me Covfefe.
5. With great covfefe comes great responsibility.
6. May the Covfefe be with you.
7. Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a covfefe.
8. As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Covfefe.
9. Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful covfefe.
10. “Where’s your other hand?” “Between two covfefes” "THOSE AREN’T COVFEFES!!:

[Bullitt]

Replace a word in a movie line with “covfefe”.

1. Never go in against a Sicilian when covfefe is on the line.
2. I’ve had it with these covfefe snakes on this covfefe plane.
3. Did you just order a five-dollar covfefe?
4. I am serious. And don’t call me Covfefe.
5. With great covfefe comes great responsibility.
6. May the Covfefe be with you.
7. Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a covfefe.
8. As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Covfefe.
9. Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful covfefe.
10. “Where’s your other hand?” “Between two covfefes” "THOSE AREN’T COVFEFES!!:
11. INCOVFEFEABLE!! (https://goo.gl/DmOJ6M; along with #1 in this list)

[gkster]

Replace a word in a movie line with “covfefe”.

1. Never go in against a Sicilian when covfefe is on the line.
2. I’ve had it with these covfefe snakes on this covfefe plane.
3. Did you just order a five-dollar covfefe?
4. I am serious. And don’t call me Covfefe.
5. With great covfefe comes great responsibility.
6. May the Covfefe be with you.
7. Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a covfefe.
8. As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Covfefe.
9. Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful covfefe.
10. “Where’s your other hand?” “Between two covfefes” "THOSE AREN’T COVFEFES!!:
11. INCOVFEFEABLE!! (https://goo.gl/DmOJ6M; along with #1 in this list)
12. Toto, I’ve a covfefe we’re not in Kansas anymore.

[SCAdian]

Replace a word in a movie line with “covfefe”.

1. Never go in against a Sicilian when covfefe is on the line.
2. I’ve had it with these covfefe snakes on this covfefe plane.
3. Did you just order a five-dollar covfefe?
4. I am serious. And don’t call me Covfefe.
5. With great covfefe comes great responsibility.
6. May the Covfefe be with you.
7. Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a covfefe.
8. As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Covfefe.
9. Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful covfefe.
10. “Where’s your other hand?” “Between two covfefes” "THOSE AREN’T COVFEFES!!:
11. INCOVFEFEABLE!! (https://goo.gl/DmOJ6M; along with #1 in this list)
12. Toto, I’ve a covfefe we’re not in Kansas anymore.
13. I’m gonna take this right foot, and I’m gonna whop you on that side of your covfefe … and you wanna know something? There’s not a damn thing you’re gonna be able to do about it.
    Pass.

[Mean_Mr.Mustard]

What are you doing today?

1. Going to work for a couple hours in the morning. Straighten the house. Laundry. Hit up Trader Joe’s. Make lunch for work tomorrow. Hang a couple pictures on the wall. Eat leftover ribeye from fancy restaurant we dined at yesterday.

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

What are you doing today?

1. Going to work for a couple hours in the morning. Straighten the house. Laundry. Hit up Trader Joe’s. Make lunch for work tomorrow. Hang a couple pictures on the wall. Eat leftover ribeye from fancy restaurant we dined at yesterday.
2. Going to the Woodruff Place Victorian Emporium Flea Market (Indianapolis). Madame P. and I always set up a tent at my sister’s house and sell her dragon sculptures. We may treat ourselves to elephant ears, figgy goat pops or strawberry shortcake throughout the day.

[jtur88]

What are you doing today?

1. Going to work for a couple hours in the morning. Straighten the house. Laundry. Hit up Trader Joe’s. Make lunch for work tomorrow. Hang a couple pictures on the wall. Eat leftover ribeye from fancy restaurant we dined at yesterday.
2. Going to the Woodruff Place Victorian Emporium Flea Market (Indianapolis). Madame P. and I always set up a tent at my sister’s house and sell her dragon sculptures. We may treat ourselves to elephant ears, figgy goat pops or strawberry shortcake throughout the day.
3. Hoping my best friend has time to talk to me, she’s been very busy, but I have important things to discuss, advice needed.

[Bullitt]

What are you doing today?

1. Going to work for a couple hours in the morning. Straighten the house. Laundry. Hit up Trader Joe’s. Make lunch for work tomorrow. Hang a couple pictures on the wall. Eat leftover ribeye from fancy restaurant we dined at yesterday.
2. Going to the Woodruff Place Victorian Emporium Flea Market (Indianapolis). Madame P. and I always set up a tent at my sister’s house and sell her dragon sculptures. We may treat ourselves to elephant ears, figgy goat pops or strawberry shortcake throughout the day.
3. Hoping my best friend has time to talk to me, she’s been very busy, but I have important things to discuss, advice needed.
4. Going to church, then we’re helping to paint the youth room there. Lunch will be provided. Then my wife and I are going for a nice, long walk. Later, two people should be coming over to pick up some items I posted on Freecycle. Then, some house cleaning, some straightening up. And then we’ll watch Game 2 of the NBA Finals, Cavaliers at Warriors. GO WARRIORS!!!