Bakers Dozen

[Intergalactic_Gladiator]

Behavior by strangers in public that raises your diastolic blood pressure at least 3 points

1. Aggressive driving. You’re not only being stupid, you are endangering innocents.
2. Road boulders, slow drivers in the left lanes, or not in the right lane. They impede the flow of traffic. They often don’t scan their rear- and side-view mirrors. They’re impervious to others using the roadways. Very inconsiderate.
3. Spitting.
4. People who get off an escalator and just stand there, blocking the people behind them.
5. Racial epithets.
6. People hogging two parking spaces
7. People who pay for their groceries and then spend the next five minutes organizing their purse/putting away their checkbook, receipts, coins, paper money, etc. without moving off to let the next person have the payment area.
8. People who try to humiliate someone in public, especially their own children, by scolding or criticizing them
9. People who don’t use their turn signal
10. People who smoke right outside the door of an establishment I’m going into or leaving, making it impossible for me to dodge their filthy, disgusting cigarette smoke. Poison your OWN damn self if you want to, but don’t poison me.
11. People who run red lights and stop signs
12. People who cut in line, in stores, on the road, wherever. On my route home is an entrance ramp where drivers zoom up and cut in front of 10+ cars that have been waiting >:-(
13. People with giant umbrellas that are walking slower than the foot traffic.

Next:
Substitute “drug” for “love” in a song lyric.

1. She drugs you, yeah yeah yeah.

[Little_Nemo]

Substitute “drug” for “love” in a song lyric.

1. She drugs you, yeah yeah yeah.
2. I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i will always drug you-u-u

[buddha_david]

Substitute “drug” for “love” in a song lyric.

1. She drugs you, yeah yeah yeah.
2. I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i will always drug you-u-u
3. Oooh, I drug to drug you baby

[Thin_Ice]

Substitute “drug” for “love” in a song lyric.

1. She drugs you, yeah yeah yeah.
2. I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i will always drug you-u-u
3. Oooh, I drug to drug you baby
4. Drug on the rocks ain’t no surprise

[buddha_david]

Substitute “drug” for “love” in a song lyric.

1. She drugs you, yeah yeah yeah.
2. I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i will always drug you-u-u
3. Oooh, I drug to drug you baby
4. Drug on the rocks ain’t no surprise
5. I’m all out of drugs, I’m so lost without you

[gkster]

Substitute “drug” for “love” in a song lyric.

1. She drugs you, yeah yeah yeah.
2. I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i will always drug you-u-u
3. Oooh, I drug to drug you baby
4. Drug on the rocks ain’t no surprise
5. I’m all out of drugs, I’m so lost without you
6. I’ve got an everlasting drug, So tall, so wide, so high above

[Bullitt]

Substitute “drug” for “love” in a song lyric.

1. She drugs you, yeah yeah yeah.
2. I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i will always drug you-u-u
3. Oooh, I drug to drug you baby
4. Drug on the rocks ain’t no surprise
5. I’m all out of drugs, I’m so lost without you
6. I’ve got an everlasting drug, So tall, so wide, so high above
7. Tainted Drug

[astorian]

Substitute “drug” for “love” in a song lyric.

1. She drugs you, yeah yeah yeah.
2. I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i will always drug you-u-u
3. Oooh, I drug to drug you baby
4. Drug on the rocks ain’t no surprise
5. I’m all out of drugs, I’m so lost without you
6. I’ve got an everlasting drug, So tall, so wide, so high above
7. Tainted Drug
8. And they called it… puppy druuuuuuuugs…

[Bullitt]

Substitute “drug” for “love” in a song lyric.

1. She drugs you, yeah yeah yeah.
2. I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i will always drug you-u-u
3. Oooh, I drug to drug you baby
4. Drug on the rocks ain’t no surprise
5. I’m all out of drugs, I’m so lost without you
6. I’ve got an everlasting drug, So tall, so wide, so high above
7. Tainted Drug
8. And they called it… puppy druuuuuuuugs…
9. David Cassidy: I Think I Drug You

[Sampiro]

Substitute “drug” for “love” in a song lyric.

1. She drugs you, yeah yeah yeah.
2. I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i will always drug you-u-u
3. Oooh, I drug to drug you baby
4. Drug on the rocks ain’t no surprise
5. I’m all out of drugs, I’m so lost without you
6. I’ve got an everlasting drug, So tall, so wide, so high above
7. Tainted Drug
8. And they called it… puppy druuuuuuuugs…
9. David Cassidy: I Think I Drug You
10. You give drugs a bad name

[quiltguy]

Substitute “drug” for “love” in a song lyric.

1. She drugs you, yeah yeah yeah.
2. I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i will always drug you-u-u
3. Oooh, I drug to drug you baby
4. Drug on the rocks ain’t no surprise
5. I’m all out of drugs, I’m so lost without you
6. I’ve got an everlasting drug, So tall, so wide, so high above
7. Tainted Drug
8. And they called it… puppy druuuuuuuugs…
9. David Cassidy: I Think I Drug You
10. You give drugs a bad name
11. Be my druuuuuuuuuuuuug, for no one else can end this yearning.

[Little_Nemo]

Substitute “drug” for “love” in a song lyric.

1. She drugs you, yeah yeah yeah.
2. I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i will always drug you-u-u
3. Oooh, I drug to drug you baby
4. Drug on the rocks ain’t no surprise
5. I’m all out of drugs, I’m so lost without you
6. I’ve got an everlasting drug, So tall, so wide, so high above
7. Tainted Drug
8. And they called it… puppy druuuuuuuugs…
9. David Cassidy: I Think I Drug You
10. You give drugs a bad name
11. Be my druuuuuuuuuuuuug, for no one else can end this yearning.
12. Yummy yummy yummy I got drugs in my tummy

[Mean_Mr.Mustard]

Substitute “drug” for “love” in a song lyric.

1. She drugs you, yeah yeah yeah.
2. I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i will always drug you-u-u
3. Oooh, I drug to drug you baby
4. Drug on the rocks ain’t no surprise
5. I’m all out of drugs, I’m so lost without you
6. I’ve got an everlasting drug, So tall, so wide, so high above
7. Tainted Drug
8. And they called it… puppy druuuuuuuugs…
9. David Cassidy: I Think I Drug You
10. You give drugs a bad name
11. Be my druuuuuuuuuuuuug, for no one else can end this yearning.
12. Yummy yummy yummy I got drugs in my tummy
13. Drug is the Drug (I’m Looking For)

Next:

I’ve only personally know one person who goes by the (first) name of

1. Rosie

[Bullitt]

I’ve only personally known one person who goes by the (first) name of

1. Rosie
2. Kirk

[buddha_david]

I’ve only personally known one person who goes by the (first) name of

1. Rosie
2. Kirk
3. Hunter

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

I’ve only personally known one person who goes by the (first) name of

1. Rosie
2. Kirk
3. Hunter
4. Zola

[Elendil_s_Heir]

I’ve only personally known one person who goes by the (first) name of

1. Rosie
2. Kirk
3. Hunter
4. Zola
5. Imhotep

[Leaffan]

I’ve only personally known one person who goes by the (first) name of

1. Rosie
2. Kirk
3. Hunter
4. Zola
5. Imhotep
6. Amitabh

I have dozens and dozens of these due to the cultural diversity here.

[astorian]

I’ve only personally known one person who goes by the (first) name of

1. Rosie
2. Kirk
3. Hunter
4. Zola
5. Imhotep
6. Amitabh
7. Emer

[panache45]

I’ve only personally known one person who goes by the (first) name of

1. Rosie
2. Kirk
3. Hunter
4. Zola
5. Imhotep
6. Amitabh
7. Emer
8. Ayn