Bakers Dozen

Famous Fathers.

  1. George Washington, the Father of Our Country
  2. Roebuck ‘Pops’ Staples, patriarch of the Staple Singers
  3. Walter Gretzky, Father of Wayne. EVERYONE in Canada knows Walter.
  4. Andy Taylor, father of Opie
  5. Edward Teller, “father of the hydrogen bomb”
  6. Daddy Warbucks
  7. Abraham
  8. Jim Bob Duggar
  9. Archie Manning

Like Penn Jillette before me, I eliminated a duplicate Teller.

Famous Fathers.

  1. George Washington, the Father of Our Country
  2. Roebuck ‘Pops’ Staples, patriarch of the Staple Singers
  3. Walter Gretzky, Father of Wayne. EVERYONE in Canada knows Walter.
  4. Andy Taylor, father of Opie
  5. Edward Teller, “father of the hydrogen bomb”
  6. Daddy Warbucks
  7. Abraham
  8. Jim Bob Duggar
  9. Archie Manning
  10. WC Handy, “Father of the blues”

Famous Fathers.

  1. George Washington, the Father of Our Country
  2. Roebuck ‘Pops’ Staples, patriarch of the Staple Singers
  3. Walter Gretzky, Father of Wayne. EVERYONE in Canada knows Walter.
  4. Andy Taylor, father of Opie
  5. Edward Teller, “father of the hydrogen bomb”
  6. Daddy Warbucks
  7. Abraham
  8. Jim Bob Duggar
  9. Archie Manning
  10. WC Handy, “Father of the blues”
  11. Father Damien of Molokai

Famous Fathers.

  1. George Washington, the Father of Our Country
  2. Roebuck ‘Pops’ Staples, patriarch of the Staple Singers
  3. Walter Gretzky, Father of Wayne. EVERYONE in Canada knows Walter.
  4. Andy Taylor, father of Opie
  5. Edward Teller, “father of the hydrogen bomb”
  6. Daddy Warbucks
  7. Abraham
  8. Jim Bob Duggar
  9. Archie Manning
  10. WC Handy, “Father of the blues”
  11. Father Damien of Molokai
  12. Father Christmas

Famous Fathers.

  1. George Washington, the Father of Our Country
  2. Roebuck ‘Pops’ Staples, patriarch of the Staple Singers
  3. Walter Gretzky, Father of Wayne. EVERYONE in Canada knows Walter.
  4. Andy Taylor, father of Opie
  5. Edward Teller, “father of the hydrogen bomb”
  6. Daddy Warbucks
  7. Abraham
  8. Jim Bob Duggar
  9. Archie Manning
  10. WC Handy, “Father of the blues”
  11. Father Damien of Molokai
  12. Father Christmas
  13. Father Flanagan

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Barron Trump’s summer tweets

  1. Boring ol’ Dad won’t let me pilot Marine One. Sad!

Barron Trump’s summer tweets

  1. Boring ol’ Dad won’t let me pilot Marine One. Sad!
  2. If you let a girl bite your candy apple, she’ll let you grab her hoo hah, anything.

Barron Trump’s summer tweets

  1. Boring ol’ Dad won’t let me pilot Marine One. Sad!
  2. If you let a girl bite your candy apple, she’ll let you grab her hoo hah, anything.
  3. Know I shouldn’t tweet it, but Mom is kinda hot!

Barron Trump’s summer tweets

  1. Boring ol’ Dad won’t let me pilot Marine One. Sad!
  2. If you let a girl bite your candy apple, she’ll let you grab her hoo hah, anything.
  3. Know I shouldn’t tweet it, but Mom is kinda hot!
  4. How old do you have to be to come out? I mean, as a Democrat?

Barron Trump’s summer tweets

  1. Boring ol’ Dad won’t let me pilot Marine One. Sad!
  2. If you let a girl bite your candy apple, she’ll let you grab her hoo hah, anything.
  3. Know I shouldn’t tweet it, but Mom is kinda hot!
  4. How old do you have to be to come out? I mean, as a Democrat?
  5. Know I shouldn’t tweet it either but Ivanka is kinda hot!

Barron Trump’s summer tweets

  1. Boring ol’ Dad won’t let me pilot Marine One. Sad!
  2. If you let a girl bite your candy apple, she’ll let you grab her hoo hah, anything.
  3. Know I shouldn’t tweet it, but Mom is kinda hot!
  4. How old do you have to be to come out? I mean, as a Democrat?
  5. Know I shouldn’t tweet it either but Ivanka is kinda hot!
  6. What do I do if I don’t like Ted Nugent?

Barron Trump’s summer tweets

  1. Boring ol’ Dad won’t let me pilot Marine One. Sad!
  2. If you let a girl bite your candy apple, she’ll let you grab her hoo hah, anything.
  3. Know I shouldn’t tweet it, but Mom is kinda hot!
  4. How old do you have to be to come out? I mean, as a Democrat?
  5. Know I shouldn’t tweet it either but Ivanka is kinda hot!
  6. What do I do if I don’t like Ted Nugent?
  7. If Dad deports all the Mexicans, who’s gonna do all the work in our house?

Barron Trump’s summer tweets

  1. Boring ol’ Dad won’t let me pilot Marine One. Sad!
  2. If you let a girl bite your candy apple, she’ll let you grab her hoo hah, anything.
  3. Know I shouldn’t tweet it, but Mom is kinda hot!
  4. How old do you have to be to come out? I mean, as a Democrat?
  5. Know I shouldn’t tweet it either but Ivanka is kinda hot!
  6. What do I do if I don’t like Ted Nugent?
  7. If Dad deports all the Mexicans, who’s gonna do all the work in our house?
  8. That tweet about Ivanka wasn’t me! Dad got hold of my phone. #livinginthewhitehousesucks

Barron Trump’s summer tweets

  1. Boring ol’ Dad won’t let me pilot Marine One. Sad!
  2. If you let a girl bite your candy apple, she’ll let you grab her hoo hah, anything.
  3. Know I shouldn’t tweet it, but Mom is kinda hot!
  4. How old do you have to be to come out? I mean, as a Democrat?
  5. Know I shouldn’t tweet it either but Ivanka is kinda hot!
  6. What do I do if I don’t like Ted Nugent?
  7. If Dad deports all the Mexicans, who’s gonna do all the work in our house?
  8. That tweet about Ivanka wasn’t me! Dad got hold of my phone. #livinginthewhitehousesucks
  9. Camp David isn’t a real camp.

Barron Trump’s summer tweets

  1. Boring ol’ Dad won’t let me pilot Marine One. Sad!
  2. If you let a girl bite your candy apple, she’ll let you grab her hoo hah, anything.
  3. Know I shouldn’t tweet it, but Mom is kinda hot!
  4. How old do you have to be to come out? I mean, as a Democrat?
  5. Know I shouldn’t tweet it either but Ivanka is kinda hot!
  6. What do I do if I don’t like Ted Nugent?
  7. If Dad deports all the Mexicans, who’s gonna do all the work in our house?
  8. That tweet about Ivanka wasn’t me! Dad got hold of my phone. #livinginthewhitehousesucks
  9. Camp David isn’t a real camp.
  10. My dad is, like, the oldest President ever AND the most immature. Yeesh.

Barron Trump’s summer tweets

  1. Boring ol’ Dad won’t let me pilot Marine One. Sad!
  2. If you let a girl bite your candy apple, she’ll let you grab her hoo hah, anything.
  3. Know I shouldn’t tweet it, but Mom is kinda hot!
  4. How old do you have to be to come out? I mean, as a Democrat?
  5. Know I shouldn’t tweet it either but Ivanka is kinda hot!
  6. What do I do if I don’t like Ted Nugent?
  7. If Dad deports all the Mexicans, who’s gonna do all the work in our house?
  8. That tweet about Ivanka wasn’t me! Dad got hold of my phone. #livinginthewhitehousesucks
  9. Camp David isn’t a real camp.
  10. My dad is, like, the oldest President ever AND the most immature. Yeesh.
  11. Uncle Sergey brings me chocolate rubles when he comes to the White House to pick up documents.

Barron Trump’s summer tweets

  1. Boring ol’ Dad won’t let me pilot Marine One. Sad!
  2. If you let a girl bite your candy apple, she’ll let you grab her hoo hah, anything.
  3. Know I shouldn’t tweet it, but Mom is kinda hot!
  4. How old do you have to be to come out? I mean, as a Democrat?
  5. Know I shouldn’t tweet it either but Ivanka is kinda hot!
  6. What do I do if I don’t like Ted Nugent?
  7. If Dad deports all the Mexicans, who’s gonna do all the work in our house?
  8. That tweet about Ivanka wasn’t me! Dad got hold of my phone. #livinginthewhitehousesucks
  9. Camp David isn’t a real camp.
  10. My dad is, like, the oldest President ever AND the most immature. Yeesh.
  11. Uncle Sergey brings me chocolate rubles when he comes to the White House to pick up documents.
  12. Which of my dad’s ex-wives would YOU like to do?

Barron Trump’s summer tweets

  1. Boring ol’ Dad won’t let me pilot Marine One. Sad!
  2. If you let a girl bite your candy apple, she’ll let you grab her hoo hah, anything.
  3. Know I shouldn’t tweet it, but Mom is kinda hot!
  4. How old do you have to be to come out? I mean, as a Democrat?
  5. Know I shouldn’t tweet it either but Ivanka is kinda hot!
  6. What do I do if I don’t like Ted Nugent?
  7. If Dad deports all the Mexicans, who’s gonna do all the work in our house?
  8. That tweet about Ivanka wasn’t me! Dad got hold of my phone. #livinginthewhitehousesucks
  9. Camp David isn’t a real camp.
  10. My dad is, like, the oldest President ever AND the most immature. Yeesh.
  11. Uncle Sergey brings me chocolate rubles when he comes to the White House to pick up documents.
  12. Which of my dad’s ex-wives would YOU like to do?
  13. I hope daddy chooses ultimogeniture rather than primogeniture for the upcoming presidential succession law.

PASS

A-Z College Nicknames

  1. Aggies (Texas A & M)

A-Z College Nicknames

  1. Aggies (Texas A & M)
  2. Buckeyes (Ohio State Univ.)

A-Z College Nicknames

  1. Aggies (Texas A & M)
  2. Buckeyes (Ohio State Univ.)
  3. Cardinal (Stanford)