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Things you don’t want to hear on your wedding day.

  1. “Honey, I’d like to you meet my first three husbands…”
  2. “Your Majesty Henry VIII, do you take this woman…?”
  3. Whew- now my dieting days are over and done with!
5322

Things you don’t want to hear on your wedding day.

  1. “Honey, I’d like to you meet my first three husbands…”
  2. “Your Majesty Henry VIII, do you take this woman…?”
  3. “Whew- now my dieting days are over and done with!”
  4. “Excuse me for interrupting, but since you asked, I object to this union…”
5323

Things you don’t want to hear on your wedding day.

  1. “Honey, I’d like to you meet my first three husbands…”
  2. “Your Majesty Henry VIII, do you take this woman…?”
  3. “Whew- now my dieting days are over and done with!”
  4. “Excuse me for interrupting, but since you asked, I object to this union…”
  5. “You’ll have to be patient until they finish the sex-change operation…”
5324

Things you don’t want to hear on your wedding day.

  1. “Honey, I’d like to you meet my first three husbands…”
  2. “Your Majesty Henry VIII, do you take this woman…?”
  3. “Whew- now my dieting days are over and done with!”
  4. “Excuse me for interrupting, but since you asked, I object to this union…”
  5. “You’ll have to be patient until they finish the sex-change operation…”
  6. “I’d like you to met the leader of my Satanist group, who is going to perform the ceremony.”
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Things you don’t want to hear on your wedding day.

  1. “Honey, I’d like to you meet my first three husbands…”
  2. “Your Majesty Henry VIII, do you take this woman…?”
  3. “Whew- now my dieting days are over and done with!”
  4. “Excuse me for interrupting, but since you asked, I object to this union…”
  5. “You’ll have to be patient until they finish the sex-change operation…”
  6. “I’d like you to met the leader of my Satanist group, who is going to perform the ceremony.”
  7. “I don’t”
5326

Things you don’t want to hear on your wedding day.

  1. “Honey, I’d like to you meet my first three husbands…”
  2. “Your Majesty Henry VIII, do you take this woman…?”
  3. “Whew- now my dieting days are over and done with!”
  4. “Excuse me for interrupting, but since you asked, I object to this union…”
  5. “You’ll have to be patient until they finish the sex-change operation…”
  6. “I’d like you to met the leader of my Satanist group, who is going to perform the ceremony.”
  7. “I don’t”
  8. “Your grandparents? But those are my grandparents…”
5327

Things you don’t want to hear on your wedding day.

  1. “Honey, I’d like you to meet my first three husbands…”
  2. “Your Majesty Henry VIII, do you take this woman…?”
  3. “Whew- now my dieting days are over and done with!”
  4. “Excuse me for interrupting, but since you asked, I object to this union…”
  5. “You’ll have to be patient until they finish the sex-change operation…”
  6. “I’d like you to met the leader of my Satanist group, who is going to perform the ceremony.”
  7. “I don’t”
  8. “Your grandparents? But those are my grandparents…”
  9. “Fore!”
5328

Things you don’t want to hear on your wedding day.

  1. “Honey, I’d like you to meet my first three husbands…”
  2. “Your Majesty Henry VIII, do you take this woman…?”
  3. “Whew- now my dieting days are over and done with!”
  4. “Excuse me for interrupting, but since you asked, I object to this union…”
  5. “You’ll have to be patient until they finish the sex-change operation…”
  6. “I’d like you to met the leader of my Satanist group, who is going to perform the ceremony.”
  7. “I don’t”
  8. “Your grandparents? But those are my grandparents…”
  9. “Fore!”
  10. “Forsaking all others with the following exceptions…”
5329

Things you don’t want to hear on your wedding day.

  1. “Honey, I’d like you to meet my first three husbands…”
  2. “Your Majesty Henry VIII, do you take this woman…?”
  3. “Whew- now my dieting days are over and done with!”
  4. “Excuse me for interrupting, but since you asked, I object to this union…”
  5. “You’ll have to be patient until they finish the sex-change operation…”
  6. “I’d like you to met the leader of my Satanist group, who is going to perform the ceremony.”
  7. “I don’t”
  8. “Your grandparents? But those are my grandparents…”
  9. “Fore!”
  10. “Forsaking all others with the following exceptions…”
  11. “… reading from the Letter of Paul to the Ephesians…”
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  1. “I now pronounce you husband and wife. Please pull forward to the next window.”

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Things you don’t want to hear on your wedding day.

  1. “Honey, I’d like you to meet my first three husbands…”
  2. “Your Majesty Henry VIII, do you take this woman…?”
  3. “Whew- now my dieting days are over and done with!”
  4. “Excuse me for interrupting, but since you asked, I object to this union…”
  5. “You’ll have to be patient until they finish the sex-change operation…”
  6. “I’d like you to met the leader of my Satanist group, who is going to perform the ceremony.”
  7. “I don’t”
  8. “Your grandparents? But those are my grandparents…”
  9. “Fore!”
  10. “Forsaking all others with the following exceptions…”
  11. “… reading from the Letter of Paul to the Ephesians…”
  12. “I now pronounce you husband and wife. Please pull forward to the next window.”
  13. “Here’s to another Exodus success story! Has anybody seen the groom… and the bride’s cousin Larry?”

Next category: Civil War Battles that did not involve Robert E. Lee

  1. Chickamauga
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Next category: Civil War Battles that did not involve Robert E. Lee

  1. Chickamauga
  2. Vicksburg
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Next category: Civil War Battles that did not involve Robert E. Lee

  1. Chickamauga
  2. Vicksburg
  3. Shiloh
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Next category: Civil War Battles that did not involve Robert E. Lee

  1. Chickamauga
  2. Vicksburg
  3. Shiloh
  4. Chattanooga
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Next category: Civil War Battles that did not involve Robert E. Lee

  1. Chickamauga
  2. Vicksburg
  3. Shiloh
  4. Chattanooga
  5. First Bull Run
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Next category: Civil War Battles that did not involve Robert E. Lee

  1. Chickamauga
  2. Vicksburg
  3. Shiloh
  4. Chattanooga
  5. First Bull Run
  6. The Atlanta Campaign

Which is why I’ve always thought it was an irony he and Stonewall Jackson are carved 9000 feet tall on Stone Mountain; neither had a damned thing to do with the city’s extremely important Civil War history.

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A 9000 foot tall statue of William Tecumseh Sherman tossing a match would have been in poor taste.

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But more accurate and you could get some great barbecue joints as a tie in.

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Next category: Civil War Battles that did not involve Robert E. Lee

  1. Chickamauga
  2. Vicksburg
  3. Shiloh
  4. Chattanooga
  5. First Bull Run
  6. The Atlanta Campaign
  7. Battle of Corydon
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Civil War Battles that did not involve Robert E. Lee

  1. Chickamauga
  2. Vicksburg
  3. Shiloh
  4. Chattanooga
  5. First Bull Run
  6. The Atlanta Campaign
  7. Battle of Corydon
  8. Murfreesboro