Bakers Dozen

What O.J Simpson plans to do when he gets out of prison

  1. Play golf
  2. Find the real killer!
  3. Apply for a cabinet position
  4. Host a reality TV show
  5. Write “If I Did It, Part 2”
  6. Get some new gloves
  7. Murder another ex
  8. Appear on commercials for the return of the K-Tel Vegomatic “It Slices and Dices…”
  9. Try out for the Broncos
  10. Take a long slow drive in a Bronco

What O.J Simpson plans to do when he gets out of prison

  1. Play golf
  2. Find the real killer!
  3. Apply for a cabinet position
  4. Host a reality TV show
  5. Write “If I Did It, Part 2”
  6. Get some new gloves
  7. Murder another ex
  8. Appear on commercials for the return of the K-Tel Vegomatic “It Slices and Dices…”
  9. Try out for the Broncos
  10. Take a long slow drive in a Bronco
  11. Avoid lynch mobs

What O.J Simpson plans to do when he gets out of prison

  1. Play golf
  2. Find the real killer!
  3. Apply for a cabinet position
  4. Host a reality TV show
  5. Write “If I Did It, Part 2”
  6. Get some new gloves
  7. Murder another ex
  8. Appear on commercials for the return of the K-Tel Vegomatic “It Slices and Dices…”
  9. Try out for the Broncos
  10. Take a long slow drive in a Bronco
  11. Avoid lynch mobs
  12. Compete on “Dancing With the Stars”

What O.J Simpson plans to do when he gets out of prison

  1. Play golf
  2. Find the real killer!
  3. Apply for a cabinet position
  4. Host a reality TV show
  5. Write “If I Did It, Part 2”
  6. Get some new gloves
  7. Murder another ex
  8. Appear on commercials for the return of the K-Tel Vegomatic “It Slices and Dices…”
  9. Try out for the Broncos
  10. Take a long slow drive in a Bronco
  11. Avoid lynch mobs
  12. Compete on “Dancing With the Stars”
  13. Be a doorman at a brothel

No, seriously, the owner of the Bunny Ranch has offered him a job as “greeter”.

Several of the prostitutes who work there have said they will quit if Simpson takes the job.

New category: Famous prostitutes

  1. Xaviera Hollander

Famous prostitutes

  1. Xaviera Hollander
  2. Eva Peron

Does “allegedly” count?

Famous prostitutes

  1. Xaviera Hollander
  2. Eva Peron
  3. Rahab the Harlot of Jericho

From the Bible, Book of Joshua

Famous prostitutes

  1. Xaviera Hollander
  2. Eva Peron
  3. Rahab the Harlot of Jericho
  4. Ashley Dupre

The prostitute that ended Eliot Spitzer’s political career.

Famous prostitutes

  1. Xaviera Hollander
  2. Eva Peron
  3. Rahab the Harlot of Jericho
  4. Ashley Dupre
  5. Divine Brown

of the Hugh Grant scandal

Famous prostitutes

  1. Xaviera Hollander
  2. Eva Peron
  3. Rahab the Harlot of Jericho
  4. Ashley Dupre
  5. Divine Brown
  6. Miss Mona Stangley

from The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

Famous prostitutes

  1. Xaviera Hollander
  2. Eva Peron
  3. Rahab the Harlot of Jericho
  4. Ashley Dupre
  5. Divine Brown
  6. Miss Mona Stangley
  7. Calamity Jane

From Wiki: “It is known that she was illiterate, an itinerant alcoholic, and an occasional prostitute.”

Famous prostitutes

  1. Xaviera Hollander
  2. Eva Peron
  3. Rahab the Harlot of Jericho
  4. Ashley Dupre
  5. Divine Brown
  6. Miss Mona Stangley
  7. Calamity Jane
  8. Sydney Biddle Barrows

Famous prostitutes

  1. Xaviera Hollander
  2. Eva Peron
  3. Rahab the Harlot of Jericho
  4. Ashley Dupre
  5. Divine Brown
  6. Miss Mona Stangley
  7. Calamity Jane
  8. Sydney Biddle Barrows
  9. Mata Hari

Famous prostitutes

  1. Xaviera Hollander
  2. Eva Peron
  3. Rahab the Harlot of Jericho
  4. Ashley Dupre
  5. Divine Brown
  6. Miss Mona Stangley
  7. Calamity Jane
  8. Sydney Biddle Barrows
  9. Mata Hari
  10. Ada & Minna Everleigh

Famous prostitutes

  1. Xaviera Hollander
  2. Eva Peron
  3. Rahab the Harlot of Jericho
  4. Ashley Dupre
  5. Divine Brown
  6. Miss Mona Stangley
  7. Calamity Jane
  8. Sydney Biddle Barrows
  9. Mata Hari
  10. Ada & Minna Everleigh
  11. Mandy Rice Davies (she denies it. But she would, wouldn’t she?)

Famous prostitutes

  1. Xaviera Hollander
  2. Eva Peron
  3. Rahab the Harlot of Jericho
  4. Ashley Dupre
  5. Divine Brown
  6. Miss Mona Stangley
  7. Calamity Jane
  8. Sydney Biddle Barrows
  9. Mata Hari
  10. Ada & Minna Everleigh
  11. Mandy Rice Davies
  12. Theodora

Famous prostitutes

  1. Xaviera Hollander
  2. Eva Peron
  3. Rahab the Harlot of Jericho
  4. Ashley Dupre
  5. Divine Brown
  6. Miss Mona Stangley
  7. Calamity Jane
  8. Sydney Biddle Barrows
  9. Mata Hari
  10. Ada & Minna Everleigh
  11. Mandy Rice Davies
  12. Theodora
  13. Annie Sprinkle

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Most recent movie you have seen in a theater

  1. Dunkirk

Most recent movie you have seen in a theater

  1. Dunkirk
  2. Guardians of the Galaxy 2 (it’s been a while)

Most recent movie you have seen in a theater

  1. Dunkirk
  2. Guardians of the Galaxy 2 (it’s been a while)
  3. American Sniper

Most recent movie you have seen in a theater

  1. Dunkirk
  2. Guardians of the Galaxy 2 (it’s been a while)
  3. American Sniper
  4. The Dark Knight Rises (Batman)

Most recent movie you have seen in a theater

  1. Dunkirk
  2. Guardians of the Galaxy 2 (it’s been a while)
  3. American Sniper
  4. The Dark Knight Rises (Batman)
  5. Cabo Miedo (Cape Fear, remake)

In Tarija, Bolivia, 1992. Literally, the last big screen picture I saw. Terreible film, we called it Cabo Mierda