Bakers Dozen

Inappropriate beach activities

  1. Building a snowman
  2. Nipple perusal
  3. stealth photography
  4. Feeding Alka Seltzer tablets to seagulls
  5. Throwing chum on surfers
  6. Telling Aquaman he was the lamest Super Friend
  7. Wet towel popping
  8. Kicking sand in the faces of 98 lb weaklings

The reference for those too young to remember Charles Atlas: https://masculinitysummit.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/atlas1.jpg?w=487

Inappropriate beach activities

  1. Building a snowman
  2. Nipple perusal
  3. stealth photography
  4. Feeding Alka Seltzer tablets to seagulls
  5. Throwing chum on surfers
  6. Telling Aquaman he was the lamest Super Friend
  7. Wet towel popping
  8. Kicking sand in the faces of 98 lb weaklings
  9. Masturbation

Inappropriate beach activities

  1. Building a snowman
  2. Nipple perusal
  3. stealth photography
  4. Feeding Alka Seltzer tablets to seagulls
  5. Throwing chum on surfers
  6. Telling Aquaman he was the lamest Super Friend
  7. Wet towel popping
  8. Kicking sand in the faces of 98 lb weaklings
  9. Masturbation
  10. Knocking over little kid’s sand castle

Inappropriate beach activities

  1. Building a snowman
  2. Nipple perusal
  3. stealth photography
  4. Feeding Alka Seltzer tablets to seagulls
  5. Throwing chum on surfers
  6. Telling Aquaman he was the lamest Super Friend
  7. Wet towel popping
  8. Kicking sand in the faces of 98 lb weaklings
  9. Masturbation
  10. Knocking over little kid’s sand castle
  11. Relieving yourself in ankle-deep water

Inappropriate beach activities

  1. Building a snowman
  2. Nipple perusal
  3. stealth photography
  4. Feeding Alka Seltzer tablets to seagulls
  5. Throwing chum on surfers
  6. Telling Aquaman he was the lamest Super Friend
  7. Wet towel popping
  8. Kicking sand in the faces of 98 lb weaklings
  9. Masturbation
  10. Knocking over little kid’s sand castle
  11. Relieving yourself in ankle-deep water
  12. Burying random strangers in sand

Inappropriate beach activities

  1. Building a snowman
  2. Nipple perusal
  3. stealth photography
  4. Feeding Alka Seltzer tablets to seagulls
  5. Throwing chum on surfers
  6. Telling Aquaman he was the lamest Super Friend
  7. Wet towel popping
  8. Kicking sand in the faces of 98 lb weaklings
  9. Masturbation
  10. Knocking over little kid’s sand castle
  11. Relieving yourself in ankle-deep water
  12. Burying random strangers in sand
  13. Strafing the sunbathers from your Sopwith Camel

New!
Foods or dishes you have tried for the first time (within the last year or two)

  1. Tiramasu ice cream

New!
Foods or dishes you have tried for the first time (within the last year or two)

  1. Tiramasu ice cream
  2. Tacu tacu

Foods or dishes you have tried for the first time (within the last year or two)

  1. Tiramasu ice cream
  2. Tacu tacu
  3. Ahi poke

I liked it but would prefer it with less hot chili pepper

Foods or dishes you have tried for the first time (within the last year or two)

  1. Tiramasu ice cream
  2. Tacu tacu
  3. Ahi poke
  4. Pickle

That’s right, I’ve never had one before.

Foods or dishes you have tried for the first time (within the last year or two)

  1. Tiramasu ice cream
  2. Tacu tacu
  3. Ahi poke
  4. Pickle
  5. In-N-Out burger

I was not all that impressed.

Foods or dishes you have tried for the first time (within the last year or two)

  1. Tiramasu ice cream
  2. Tacu tacu
  3. Ahi poke
  4. Pickle
  5. In-N-Out burger
  6. Tilapia with pineapples

Foods or dishes you have tried for the first time (within the last year or two)

  1. Tiramasu ice cream
  2. Tacu tacu
  3. Ahi poke
  4. Pickle
  5. In-N-Out burger
  6. Tilapia with pineapples
  7. Tamarind

Foods or dishes you have tried for the first time (within the last year or two)

  1. Tiramasu ice cream
  2. Tacu tacu
  3. Ahi poke
  4. Pickle
  5. In-N-Out burger
  6. Tilapia with pineapples
  7. Tamarind
  8. Ginisang Bagoong with green Indian mangoes

oods or dishes you have tried for the first time (within the last year or two)

  1. Tiramasu ice cream
  2. Tacu tacu
  3. Ahi poke
  4. Pickle
  5. In-N-Out burger
  6. Tilapia with pineapples
  7. Tamarind
  8. Ginisang Bagoong with green Indian mangoes
  9. Beef tongue

Didn’t mind the taste but the texture caused me botheration
mmm

Foods or dishes you have tried for the first time (within the last year or two)

  1. Tiramasu ice cream
  2. Tacu tacu
  3. Ahi poke
  4. Pickle
  5. In-N-Out burger
  6. Tilapia with pineapples
  7. Tamarind
  8. Ginisang Bagoong with green Indian mangoes
  9. Beef tongue
  10. Fried alligator (yes, it does taste like chicken)

Foods or dishes you have tried for the first time (within the last year or two)

  1. Tiramasu ice cream
  2. Tacu tacu
  3. Ahi poke
  4. Pickle
  5. In-N-Out burger
  6. Tilapia with pineapples
  7. Tamarind
  8. Ginisang Bagoong with green Indian mangoes
  9. Beef tongue
  10. Fried alligator (yes, it does taste like chicken)
  11. Thai green papaya salad

Foods or dishes you have tried for the first time (within the last year or two)

  1. Tiramasu ice cream
  2. Tacu tacu
  3. Ahi poke
  4. Pickle
  5. In-N-Out burger
  6. Tilapia with pineapples
  7. Tamarind
  8. Ginisang Bagoong with green Indian mangoes
  9. Beef tongue
  10. Fried alligator (yes, it does taste like chicken)
  11. Thai green papaya salad
  12. Kale chips

Blech.

Foods or dishes you have tried for the first time (within the last year or two)

  1. Tiramasu ice cream
  2. Tacu tacu
  3. Ahi poke
  4. Pickle
  5. In-N-Out burger
  6. Tilapia with pineapples
  7. Tamarind
  8. Ginisang Bagoong with green Indian mangoes
  9. Beef tongue
  10. Fried alligator (yes, it does taste like chicken)
  11. Thai green papaya salad
  12. Kale chips
  13. Rhode Island clam cakes

Surprisingly yummy considering that they’re basically hush puppies with chopped clams in the batter. OTOH I love plain hush puppies too so I shouldn’t have been surprised at liking them

New

Poem titles or poets, alphabetically A-M (you choose whether to go by poet last name or first name, so for example, for A, the poet could be Arnold, Matthew or)

  1. Alfred, Lord Tennyson

Poem titles or poets, alphabetically A-M (you choose whether to go by poet last name or first name, so for example, for A, the poet could be Arnold, Matthew or)

  1. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
  2. Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Poem titles or poets, alphabetically A-M (you choose whether to go by poet last name or first name, so for example, for A, the poet could be Arnold, Matthew or)

  1. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
  2. Elizabeth Barrett Browning
    3.“Chicago”, by Carl Sandburg

A two-fer