Bakers Dozen

[Elendil_s_Heir]

World Cities attacked by terrorists in the 21st century, and the dates

1. New York City, NY, USA (September 11, 2001)
2. Mainok, Nigeria (September 19, 2014)
3. Ankara, Turkey (February 1, 2013)
4. Barcelona, Spain (August 17, 2017)
5. Netanya, Israel (January 1, 2001)
6. London, UK (July 7, 2005)
7. Moscow, Russia (October 23, 2002)
8. Washington, D.C. (September 11, 2001)

[Little_Nemo]

World Cities attacked by terrorists in the 21st century, and the dates

1. New York City, NY, USA (September 11, 2001)
2. Mainok, Nigeria (September 19, 2014)
3. Ankara, Turkey (February 1, 2013)
4. Barcelona, Spain (August 17, 2017)
5. Netanya, Israel (January 1, 2001)
6. London, UK (July 7, 2005)
7. Moscow, Russia (October 23, 2002)
8. Washington, D.C. (September 11, 2001)
9. Kuta, Indonesia (October 12, 2002 and October 1, 2005)

[Elendil_s_Heir]

World Cities attacked by terrorists in the 21st century, and the dates

1. New York City, NY, USA (September 11, 2001)
2. Mainok, Nigeria (September 19, 2014)
3. Ankara, Turkey (February 1, 2013)
4. Barcelona, Spain (August 17, 2017)
5. Netanya, Israel (January 1, 2001)
6. London, UK (July 7, 2005)
7. Moscow, Russia (October 23, 2002)
8. Washington, D.C. (September 11, 2001)
9. Kuta, Indonesia (October 12, 2002 and October 1, 2005)
10. Mumbai, India (Nov. 26-29, 2008)

[astorian]

World Cities attacked by terrorists in the 21st century, and the dates

1. New York City, NY, USA (September 11, 2001)
2. Mainok, Nigeria (September 19, 2014)
3. Ankara, Turkey (February 1, 2013)
4. Barcelona, Spain (August 17, 2017)
5. Netanya, Israel (January 1, 2001)
6. London, UK (July 7, 2005)
7. Moscow, Russia (October 23, 2002)
8. Washington, D.C. (September 11, 2001)
9. Kuta, Indonesia (October 12, 2002 and October 1, 2005)
10. Mumbai, India (Nov. 26-29, 2008)
11. Boston, Mass (USA), April 15, 2013

[jtur88]

World Cities attacked by terrorists in the 21st century, and the dates

1. New York City, NY, USA (September 11, 2001)
2. Mainok, Nigeria (September 19, 2014)
3. Ankara, Turkey (February 1, 2013)
4. Barcelona, Spain (August 17, 2017)
5. Netanya, Israel (January 1, 2001)
6. London, UK (July 7, 2005)
7. Moscow, Russia (October 23, 2002)
8. Washington, D.C. (September 11, 2001)
9. Kuta, Indonesia (October 12, 2002 and October 1, 2005)
10. Mumbai, India (Nov. 26-29, 2008)
11. Boston, Mass (USA), April 15, 2013
12. Colorado Springs, Colorado (Nov 29 2005) abortion clinic

[Little_Nemo]

World Cities attacked by terrorists in the 21st century, and the dates

1. New York City, NY, USA (September 11, 2001)
2. Mainok, Nigeria (September 19, 2014)
3. Ankara, Turkey (February 1, 2013)
4. Barcelona, Spain (August 17, 2017)
5. Netanya, Israel (January 1, 2001)
6. London, UK (July 7, 2005)
7. Moscow, Russia (October 23, 2002)
8. Washington, D.C. (September 11, 2001)
9. Kuta, Indonesia (October 12, 2002 and October 1, 2005)
10. Mumbai, India (Nov. 26-29, 2008)
11. Boston, Mass (USA), April 15, 2013
12. Colorado Springs, Colorado (Nov 29 2005) abortion clinic
13. Madrid, Spain (March 11, 2004)

I’ll pass

[buddha_david]

Next: Create a pun based on a famous river.

1. “I’m offended by your Volga language!”

[jtur88]

Next: Create a pun based on a famous river.

1. “I’m offended by your Volga language!”
2. Five sixes. Yangtze!

[Thin_Ice]

Create a pun based on a famous river.

1. “I’m offended by your Volga language!”
2. Five sixes. Yangtze!
3. “I’m Seine enough not to live in France.”

[Walken_After_Midnight]

Create a pun based on a famous river.

1. “I’m offended by your Volga language!”
2. Five sixes. Yangtze!
3. “I’m Seine enough not to live in France.”
4. “Yukon fool all of the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time, but Yukon not fool all of the people all of the time.”

[gkster]

Create a pun based on a famous river.

1. “I’m offended by your Volga language!”
2. Five sixes. Yangtze!
3. “I’m Seine enough not to live in France.”
4. “Yukon fool all of the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time, but Yukon not fool all of the people all of the time.”
5. Skinny-dipping time! Let’s go swimming in Danube!

[Little_Nemo]

Create a pun based on a famous river.

1. “I’m offended by your Volga language!”
2. Five sixes. Yangtze!
3. “I’m Seine enough not to live in France.”
4. “Yukon fool all of the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time, but Yukon not fool all of the people all of the time.”
5. Skinny-dipping time! Let’s go swimming in Danube!
6. “Did you hear Granola Joe got married?” “I did. But I haven’t met Mississippi yet.”

[NDP]

Create a pun based on a famous river.

1. “I’m offended by your Volga language!”
2. Five sixes. Yangtze!
3. “I’m Seine enough not to live in France.”
4. “Yukon fool all of the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time, but Yukon not fool all of the people all of the time.”
5. Skinny-dipping time! Let’s go swimming in Danube!
6. “Did you hear Granola Joe got married?” “I did. But I haven’t met Mississippi yet.”
7. “So what did Delaware?”

[jtur88]

Create a pun based on a famous river.

1. “I’m offended by your Volga language!”
2. Five sixes. Yangtze!
3. “I’m Seine enough not to live in France.”
4. “Yukon fool all of the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time, but Yukon not fool all of the people all of the time.”
5. Skinny-dipping time! Let’s go swimming in Danube!
6. “Did you hear Granola Joe got married?” “I did. But I haven’t met Mississippi yet.”
7. “So what did Delaware?”
8. Iguacu Yenesei Bittereroot Yukon , No you cant, yes I can… . .

[ekedolphin]

Create a pun based on a famous river.

1. “I’m offended by your Volga language!”
2. Five sixes. Yangtze!
3. “I’m Seine enough not to live in France.”
4. “Yukon fool all of the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time, but Yukon not fool all of the people all of the time.”
5. Skinny-dipping time! Let’s go swimming in Danube!
6. “Did you hear Granola Joe got married?” “I did. But I haven’t met Mississippi yet.”
7. “So what did Delaware?”
8. Iguacu Yenesei Bittereroot Yukon , No you cant, yes I can…
9. If you think you don’t have any problems, you’re totally in de Nile.

[Knowed_Out]

Create a pun based on a famous river.

1. “I’m offended by your Volga language!”
2. Five sixes. Yangtze!
3. “I’m Seine enough not to live in France.”
4. “Yukon fool all of the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time, but Yukon not fool all of the people all of the time.”
5. Skinny-dipping time! Let’s go swimming in Danube!
6. “Did you hear Granola Joe got married?” “I did. But I haven’t met Mississippi yet.”
7. “So what did Delaware?”
8. Iguacu Yenesei Bittereroot Yukon , No you cant, yes I can…
9. If you think you don’t have any problems, you’re totally in de Nile.
10. I am Ztan Laurel. I Amazon of ze dezert.

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Create a pun based on a famous river.

1. “I’m offended by your Volga language!”
2. Five sixes. Yangtze!
3. “I’m Seine enough not to live in France.”
4. “Yukon fool all of the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time, but Yukon not fool all of the people all of the time.”
5. Skinny-dipping time! Let’s go swimming in Danube!
6. “Did you hear Granola Joe got married?” “I did. But I haven’t met Mississippi yet.”
7. “So what did Delaware?”
8. Iguacu Yenesei Bittereroot Yukon , No you cant, yes I can…
9. If you think you don’t have any problems, you’re totally in de Nile.
10. I am Ztan Laurel. I Amazon of ze dezert.
11. I don’t care if you think it’s the right thing to do to duplicate the river! Two Rhones don’t make a Rhine!

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Create a pun based on a famous river.

1. “I’m offended by your Volga language!”
2. Five sixes. Yangtze!
3. “I’m Seine enough not to live in France.”
4. “Yukon fool all of the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time, but Yukon not fool all of the people all of the time.”
5. Skinny-dipping time! Let’s go swimming in Danube!
6. “Did you hear Granola Joe got married?” “I did. But I haven’t met Mississippi yet.”
7. “So what did Delaware?”
8. Iguacu Yenesei Bittereroot Yukon , No you cant, yes I can…
9. If you think you don’t have any problems, you’re totally in de Nile.
10. I am Ztan Laurel. I Amazon of ze dezert.
11. I don’t care if you think it’s the right thing to do to duplicate the river! Two Rhones don’t make a Rhine!
12. I didn’t realize until I was away from my smartphone for a long time how much I’d Missouri.

[astorian]

Create a pun based on a famous river.

1. “I’m offended by your Volga language!”
2. Five sixes. Yangtze!
3. “I’m Seine enough not to live in France.”
4. “Yukon fool all of the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time, but Yukon not fool all of the people all of the time.”
5. Skinny-dipping time! Let’s go swimming in Danube!
6. “Did you hear Granola Joe got married?” “I did. But I haven’t met Mississippi yet.”
7. “So what did Delaware?”
8. Iguacu Yenesei Bittereroot Yukon , No you cant, yes I can…
9. If you think you don’t have any problems, you’re totally in de Nile.
10. I am Ztan Laurel. I Amazon of ze dezert.
11. I don’t care if you think it’s the right thing to do to duplicate the river! Two Rhones don’t make a Rhine!
12. I didn’t realize until I was away from my smartphone for a long time how much I’d Missouri.
13. “Is that tree an elm Orinoco it’s a maple! (or an oak? Oh,)”

Pass

[Sampiro]

Next up:

Movies with a character or characters who serve like a classical chorus (musical or non-musical):

1. Babe/The mice
   Classical chorus here means they come and go throughout the movie, sometimes commenting or lending exposition, but aren’t major characters otherwise.