Bakers Dozen

If I were the all-powerful Monarch of Earth…

  1. All graphic and comic book pages would be clearly numbered
  2. Heavy metal ballads would be illegal
  3. After offsetting penalties in football, no do-over! Let the play stand.
  4. Research into global alternative energy sources would be top priority.
  5. You’d be hearing a lot more bagpipe music, I can tell you that
  6. Infield Fly Rule would be “foul and in play”, not “automatic out”
  7. DVD and Blu-Ray movie lengths would be shown in hours AND minutes, not just minutes
  8. Clothing designers and manufacturers would have to wear underwear made of labels patched together with nylon thread.
  9. All clothing, for men, women, and children, must be sized consistently and simply, based on the item’s actual size. Also, women’s jackets and pants must have functional pockets.
  10. All airlines must comply with generous minimum elbow and legroom guidelines.
  11. All “stupid” warning labels (e.g. packages of nuts that read “warning, this product may contain nuts”) would disappear
  12. The same restrictions that apply to smoking would apply to any hand held device.
  13. We’d go back to the previous SDMB formatting toot suite.

Pass.

Bands with “Band” in their name

  1. The Band (well, duh…)

Bands with “Band” in their name

  1. The Band (well, duh…)
  2. Starlight Vocal Band

Bands with “Band” in their name

  1. The Band (well, duh…)
  2. Starlight Vocal Band
  3. Nitty Gritty Dirt Band

Bands with “Band” in their name

  1. The Band (well, duh…)
  2. Starlight Vocal Band
  3. Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
  4. The Allman Brothers band

Bands with “Band” in their name

  1. The Band (well, duh…)
  2. Starlight Vocal Band
  3. Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
  4. The Allman Brothers band
  5. Average White Band

Bands with “Band” in their name

  1. The Band (well, duh…)
  2. Starlight Vocal Band
  3. Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
  4. The Allman Brothers band
  5. Average White Band
  6. Les Brown & His Band of Renown

Bands with “Band” in their name

  1. The Band (well, duh…)
  2. Starlight Vocal Band
  3. Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
  4. The Allman Brothers band
  5. Average White Band
  6. Les Brown & His Band of Renown
  7. The Gap Band

That’s Starland Vocal Band

Bands with “Band” in their name

  1. The Band (well, duh…)
  2. Starlight Vocal Band
  3. Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
  4. The Allman Brothers band
  5. Average White Band
  6. Les Brown & His Band of Renown
  7. The Gap Band
  8. Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band

Bands with “Band” in their name

  1. The Band (well, duh…)
  2. Starlight Vocal Band
  3. Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
  4. The Allman Brothers band
  5. Average White Band
  6. Les Brown & His Band of Renown
  7. The Gap Band
  8. Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band
  9. Abandon All Ships

Bands with “Band” in their name

  1. The Band (well, duh…)
  2. Starlight Vocal Band
  3. Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
  4. The Allman Brothers band
  5. Average White Band
  6. Les Brown & His Band of Renown
  7. The Gap Band
  8. Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band
  9. Abandon All Ships
  10. Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band

Bands with “Band” in their name

  1. The Band (well, duh…)
  2. Starlight Vocal Band
  3. Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
  4. The Allman Brothers band
  5. Average White Band
  6. Les Brown & His Band of Renown
  7. The Gap Band
  8. Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band
  9. Abandon All Ships
  10. Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band
  11. Root Boy Slim and the Sex Change Band

Bands with “Band” in their name

  1. The Band (well, duh…)
  2. Starlight Vocal Band
  3. Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
  4. The Allman Brothers band
  5. Average White Band
  6. Les Brown & His Band of Renown
  7. The Gap Band
  8. Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band
  9. Abandon All Ships
  10. Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band
  11. Root Boy Slim and the Sex Change Band
  12. Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band

Bands with “Band” in their name

  1. The Band (well, duh…)
  2. Starlight Vocal Band
  3. Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
  4. The Allman Brothers band
  5. Average White Band
  6. Les Brown & His Band of Renown
  7. The Gap Band
  8. Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band
  9. Abandon All Ships
  10. Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band
  11. Root Boy Slim and the Sex Change Band
  12. Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band
  13. The J. Geils Band

New: One-Word Band Names

  1. ABBA

(Note that “The _____”-style names don’t count)

One-Word Band Names

  1. ABBA
  2. Genesis

One-Word Band Names (Note that “The _____”-style names don’t count)

  1. ABBA
  2. Genesis
  3. Cream

One-Word Band Names

  1. ABBA
  2. Genesis
  3. Cream
  4. Nirvana

One-Word Band Names (Note that “The _____”-style names don’t count)

  1. ABBA
  2. Genesis
  3. Cream
  4. Nirvana
  5. Rush

One-Word Band Names (Note that “The _____”-style names don’t count)

  1. ABBA
  2. Genesis
  3. Cream
  4. Nirvana
  5. Rush
  6. Kiss

One-Word Band Names (Note that “The _____”-style names don’t count)

  1. ABBA
  2. Genesis
  3. Cream
  4. Nirvana
  5. Rush
  6. Kiss
  7. Opeth