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13 Reasons why jtur88 should be Secretary General of the United Nations.

  1. Because he has massive coping skills.
  2. He’s already got a nice suit so there won’t be any extra expense.
  3. Can locate North Korea on a map.
  4. Would really enjoy being able to park for free anywhere in New York City
  5. Unlike some world leaders I could name, hasn’t threatened to destroy any other countries lately
  6. Not sure if there is a minimum age requirement, but if there is, we’re good.
  7. He has a less silly name than U Thant or Dag Hammarskjold
  8. Can save the world a fortune on TP!
  9. Has own private email server.
  10. He knows all the good short cuts in every country
  11. Has shown real promise as a Secretary Colonel and is due for a promotion
  12. Idiomatic grasp of French, German, Russian, Urdu and Swahili will come in handy
  13. Because it’s past time the SDMB had a known representative at the UN.

Next: Why Professor Pepperwinkle should be given a time machine

  1. So he can guest star on the original Superman TV show.
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Why Professor Pepperwinkle should be given a time machine

  1. So he can guest star on the original Superman TV show.
  2. He has no connections with Libyan terrorists. Unlike some time traveling professors we could name.
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Why Professor Pepperwinkle should be given a time machine

  1. So he can guest star on the original Superman TV show.
  2. He has no connections with Libyan terrorists. Unlike some time traveling professors we could name.
  3. So he can go back in time and find out who really killed [del]Nicole and Ron[/del] Jack the Ripper’s victims
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Why Professor Pepperwinkle should be given a time machine

  1. So he can guest star on the original Superman TV show.
  2. He has no connections with Libyan terrorists. Unlike some time traveling professors we could name.
  3. So he can go back in time and find out who really killed Nicole and Ron Jack the Ripper’s victims
  4. When ancient hieroglyphic inscriptions were recently uncovered, Professor Pepperwinkle’s autographs was found among the symbols - if we don’t resolve the paradox by giving him the time machine the universe (well, perhaps only the galaxy) will be destroyed.
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Why Professor Pepperwinkle should be given a time machine

  1. So he can guest star on the original Superman TV show.
  2. He has no connections with Libyan terrorists. Unlike some time traveling professors we could name.
  3. So he can go back in time and find out who really killed [str]Nicole and Ron[/str] Jack the Ripper’s victims
  4. When ancient hieroglyphic inscriptions were recently uncovered, Professor Pepperwinkle’s autographs was found among the symbols - if we don’t resolve the paradox by giving him the time machine the universe (well, perhaps only the galaxy) will be destroyed.
  5. So he can complete his Golden Age comics collection.
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Why Professor Pepperwinkle should be given a time machine

  1. So he can guest star on the original Superman TV show.
  2. He has no connections with Libyan terrorists. Unlike some time traveling professors we could name.
  3. So he can go back in time and find out who really killed [str]Nicole and Ron[/str] Jack the Ripper’s victims
  4. When ancient hieroglyphic inscriptions were recently uncovered, Professor Pepperwinkle’s autographs was found among the symbols - if we don’t resolve the paradox by giving him the time machine the universe (well, perhaps only the galaxy) will be destroyed.
  5. So he can complete his Golden Age comics collection.
  6. He has a really sharp leisure suit that he just hasn’t been able to wear in the longest time.
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Why Professor Pepperwinkle should be given a time machine

  1. So he can guest star on the original Superman TV show.
  2. He has no connections with Libyan terrorists. Unlike some time traveling professors we could name.
  3. So he can go back in time and find out who really killed [str]Nicole and Ron[/str] Jack the Ripper’s victims
  4. When ancient hieroglyphic inscriptions were recently uncovered, Professor Pepperwinkle’s autographs was found among the symbols - if we don’t resolve the paradox by giving him the time machine the universe (well, perhaps only the galaxy) will be destroyed.
  5. So he can complete his Golden Age comics collection.
  6. He has a really sharp leisure suit that he just hasn’t been able to wear in the longest time
  7. It currently takes him a whole 60 minutes to travel an hour into the future!
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Why Professor Pepperwinkle should be given a time machine

  1. So he can guest star on the original Superman TV show.
  2. He has no connections with Libyan terrorists. Unlike some time traveling professors we could name.
  3. So he can go back in time and find out who really killed [str]Nicole and Ron[/str] Jack the Ripper’s victims
  4. When ancient hieroglyphic inscriptions were recently uncovered, Professor Pepperwinkle’s autographs was found among the symbols - if we don’t resolve the paradox by giving him the time machine the universe (well, perhaps only the galaxy) will be destroyed.
  5. So he can complete his Golden Age comics collection.
  6. He has a really sharp leisure suit that he just hasn’t been able to wear in the longest time
  7. It currently takes him a whole 60 minutes to travel an hour into the future!
  8. So he can bring back authentic decor for Chateau Pepperwinkle
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Why Professor Pepperwinkle should be given a time machine

  1. So he can guest star on the original Superman TV show.
  2. He has no connections with Libyan terrorists. Unlike some time traveling professors we could name.
  3. So he can go back in time and find out who really killed [str]Nicole and Ron[/str] Jack the Ripper’s victims
  4. When ancient hieroglyphic inscriptions were recently uncovered, Professor Pepperwinkle’s autographs was found among the symbols - if we don’t resolve the paradox by giving him the time machine the universe (well, perhaps only the galaxy) will be destroyed.
  5. So he can complete his Golden Age comics collection.
  6. He has a really sharp leisure suit that he just hasn’t been able to wear in the longest time
  7. It currently takes him a whole 60 minutes to travel an hour into the future!
  8. So he can bring back authentic decor for Chateau Pepperwinkle
  9. He’s so impatient when cooking Minute Rice.
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Why Professor Pepperwinkle should be given a time machine

  1. So he can guest star on the original Superman TV show.
  2. He has no connections with Libyan terrorists. Unlike some time traveling professors we could name.
  3. So he can go back in time and find out who really killed [str]Nicole and Ron[/str] Jack the Ripper’s victims
  4. When ancient hieroglyphic inscriptions were recently uncovered, Professor Pepperwinkle’s autographs was found among the symbols - if we don’t resolve the paradox by giving him the time machine the universe (well, perhaps only the galaxy) will be destroyed.
  5. So he can complete his Golden Age comics collection.
  6. He has a really sharp leisure suit that he just hasn’t been able to wear in the longest time
  7. It currently takes him a whole 60 minutes to travel an hour into the future!
  8. So he can bring back authentic decor for Chateau Pepperwinkle
  9. He’s so impatient when cooking Minute Rice.
  10. So he can replace Gavrilo Princip’s gun with a water pistol
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Why Professor Pepperwinkle should be given a time machine

  1. So he can guest star on the original Superman TV show.
  2. He has no connections with Libyan terrorists. Unlike some time traveling professors we could name.
  3. So he can go back in time and find out who really killed [del]Nicole and Ron[/del] Jack the Ripper’s victims
  4. When ancient hieroglyphic inscriptions were recently uncovered, Professor Pepperwinkle’s autographs was found among the symbols - if we don’t resolve the paradox by giving him the time machine the universe (well, perhaps only the galaxy) will be destroyed.
  5. So he can complete his Golden Age comics collection.
  6. He has a really sharp leisure suit that he just hasn’t been able to wear in the longest time
  7. It currently takes him a whole 60 minutes to travel an hour into the future!
  8. So he can bring back authentic decor for Chateau Pepperwinkle
  9. He’s so impatient when cooking Minute Rice.
  10. So he can replace Gavrilo Princip’s gun with a water pistol
  11. He can avoid that overdue library book charge
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Why Professor Pepperwinkle should be given a time machine

  1. So he can guest star on the original Superman TV show.
  2. He has no connections with Libyan terrorists. Unlike some time traveling professors we could name.
  3. So he can go back in time and find out who really killed Nicole and Ron Jack the Ripper’s victims
  4. When ancient hieroglyphic inscriptions were recently uncovered, Professor Pepperwinkle’s autographs was found among the symbols - if we don’t resolve the paradox by giving him the time machine the universe (well, perhaps only the galaxy) will be destroyed.
  5. So he can complete his Golden Age comics collection.
  6. He has a really sharp leisure suit that he just hasn’t been able to wear in the longest time
  7. It currently takes him a whole 60 minutes to travel an hour into the future!
  8. So he can bring back authentic decor for Chateau Pepperwinkle
  9. He’s so impatient when cooking Minute Rice.
  10. So he can replace Gavrilo Princip’s gun with a water pistol
  11. He can avoid that overdue library book charge
  12. He must go back and prevent The Winter of our Missed Content!
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Why Professor Pepperwinkle should be given a time machine

  1. So he can guest star on the original Superman TV show.
  2. He has no connections with Libyan terrorists. Unlike some time traveling professors we could name.
  3. So he can go back in time and find out who really killed Nicole and Ron Jack the Ripper’s victims
  4. When ancient hieroglyphic inscriptions were recently uncovered, Professor Pepperwinkle’s autographs was found among the symbols - if we don’t resolve the paradox by giving him the time machine the universe (well, perhaps only the galaxy) will be destroyed.
  5. So he can complete his Golden Age comics collection.
  6. He has a really sharp leisure suit that he just hasn’t been able to wear in the longest time
  7. It currently takes him a whole 60 minutes to travel an hour into the future!
  8. So he can bring back authentic decor for Chateau Pepperwinkle
  9. He’s so impatient when cooking Minute Rice.
  10. So he can replace Gavrilo Princip’s gun with a water pistol
  11. He can avoid that overdue library book charge
  12. He must go back and prevent The Winter of our Missed Content!
  13. He can finally win a disco dance contest!

Next up: TV’s Caucasian/African American (White/Black) detective teams

  1. Arthur Dietrich & Ron Harris (Barney Miller)
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TV’s Caucasian/African American (White/Black) detective teams

  1. Arthur Dietrich & Ron Harris (Barney Miller)
  2. Martin Riggs and Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon)
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TV’s Caucasian/African American (White/Black) detective teams

  1. Arthur Dietrich & Ron Harris (Barney Miller)
  2. Martin Riggs and Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon)
  3. Dutch Wagenbach and Claudette Wyms (The Shield)
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TV’s Caucasian/African American (White/Black) detective teams

  1. Arthur Dietrich & Ron Harris (Barney Miller)
  2. Martin Riggs and Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon)
  3. Dutch Wagenbach and Claudette Wyms (The Shield)
  4. Kelly Robinson and Alexander Scott (I Spy)
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TV’s Caucasian/African American (White/Black) detective teams

  1. Arthur Dietrich & Ron Harris (Barney Miller)
  2. Martin Riggs and Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon)
  3. Dutch Wagenbach and Claudette Wyms (The Shield)
  4. Kelly Robinson and Alexander Scott (I Spy)
  5. Jimmy McNulty and William “Bunk” Moreland (The Wire)
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TV’s Caucasian/African American (White/Black) detective teams

  1. Arthur Dietrich & Ron Harris (Barney Miller)
  2. Martin Riggs and Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon)
  3. Dutch Wagenbach and Claudette Wyms (The Shield)
  4. Kelly Robinson and Alexander Scott (I Spy)
  5. Jimmy McNulty and William “Bunk” Moreland (The Wire)
  6. Lenny Briscoe and Ed Green (Law and Order)
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TV’s Caucasian/African American (White/Black) detective teams

  1. Arthur Dietrich & Ron Harris (Barney Miller)
  2. Martin Riggs and Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon)
  3. Dutch Wagenbach and Claudette Wyms (The Shield)
  4. Kelly Robinson and Alexander Scott (I Spy)
  5. Jimmy McNulty and William “Bunk” Moreland (The Wire)
  6. Lenny Briscoe and Ed Green (Law and Order)
  7. John Munch and Fin Tutuola (Law and Order: SVU)
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TV’s Caucasian/African American (White/Black) detective teams

  1. Arthur Dietrich & Ron Harris (Barney Miller)
  2. Martin Riggs and Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon)
  3. Dutch Wagenbach and Claudette Wyms (The Shield)
  4. Kelly Robinson and Alexander Scott (I Spy)
  5. Jimmy McNulty and William “Bunk” Moreland (The Wire)
  6. Lenny Briscoe and Ed Green (Law and Order)
  7. John Munch and Fin Tutuola (Law and Order: SVU)
  8. Spencer and Hawk (Spenser: For Hire)