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Next: Runner-Up Reindeer for Santa’s Sleigh Team

  1. Lymey, the tick-infested reindeer
  2. Exxon, the ecologically obtuse reindeer

Runner-Up Reindeer for Santa’s Sleigh Team

  1. Lymey, the tick-infested reindeer
  2. Exxon, the ecologically obtuse reindeer
  3. Farty, the bloated and gassy reindeer

Runner-Up Reindeer for Santa’s Sleigh Team

  1. Lymey, the tick-infested reindeer
  2. Exxon, the ecologically obtuse reindeer
  3. Farty, the bloated and gassy reindeer
  4. Caribou, the wild and unbroken reindeer

Runner-Up Reindeer for Santa’s Sleigh Team

  1. Lymey, the tick-infested reindeer
  2. Exxon, the ecologically obtuse reindeer
  3. Farty, the bloated and gassy reindeer
  4. Caribou, the wild and unbroken reindeer
  5. Adolf, Rudolph’s white supremacist brother

Runner-Up Reindeer for Santa’s Sleigh Team

  1. Lymey, the tick-infested reindeer
  2. Exxon, the ecologically obtuse reindeer
  3. Farty, the bloated and gassy reindeer
  4. Caribou, the wild and unbroken reindeer
  5. Adolf, Rudolph’s white supremacist brother
  6. Ajax, Comet’s brother

Runner-Up Reindeer for Santa’s Sleigh Team

  1. Lymey, the tick-infested reindeer
  2. Exxon, the ecologically obtuse reindeer
  3. Farty, the bloated and gassy reindeer
  4. Caribou, the wild and unbroken reindeer
  5. Adolf, Rudolph’s white supremacist brother
  6. Ajax, Comet’s brother
  7. Stupid, product of 233 generations of reindeer inbreeding

Runner-Up Reindeer for Santa’s Sleigh Team

  1. Lymey, the tick-infested reindeer
  2. Exxon, the ecologically obtuse reindeer
  3. Farty, the bloated and gassy reindeer
  4. Caribou, the wild and unbroken reindeer
  5. Adolf, Rudolph’s white supremacist brother
  6. Ajax, Comet’s brother
  7. Stupid, product of 233 generations of reindeer inbreeding
  8. Diamond, Vixen’s stripper-ho cousin

Runner-Up Reindeer for Santa’s Sleigh Team

  1. Lymey, the tick-infested reindeer
  2. Exxon, the ecologically obtuse reindeer
  3. Farty, the bloated and gassy reindeer
  4. Caribou, the wild and unbroken reindeer
  5. Adolf, Rudolph’s white supremacist brother
  6. Ajax, Comet’s brother
  7. Stupid, product of 233 generations of reindeer inbreeding
  8. Diamond, Vixen’s stripper-ho cousin
  9. Bootlick, the brown-nose reindeer

Runner-Up Reindeer for Santa’s Sleigh Team

  1. Lymey, the tick-infested reindeer
  2. Exxon, the ecologically obtuse reindeer
  3. Farty, the bloated and gassy reindeer
  4. Caribou, the wild and unbroken reindeer
  5. Adolf, Rudolph’s white supremacist brother
  6. Ajax, Comet’s brother
  7. Stupid, product of 233 generations of reindeer inbreeding
  8. Diamond, Vixen’s stripper-ho cousin
  9. Bootlick, the brown-nose reindeer
  10. Rainbow, the bi-curious reindeer

Runner-Up Reindeer for Santa’s Sleigh Team

  1. Lymey, the tick-infested reindeer
  2. Exxon, the ecologically obtuse reindeer
  3. Farty, the bloated and gassy reindeer
  4. Caribou, the wild and unbroken reindeer
  5. Adolf, Rudolph’s white supremacist brother
  6. Ajax, Comet’s brother
  7. Stupid, product of 233 generations of reindeer inbreeding
  8. Diamond, Vixen’s stripper-ho cousin
  9. Bootlick, the brown-nose reindeer
  10. Rainbow, the bi-curious reindeer
  11. Murdock, the blind reindeer with radar sense

Runner-Up Reindeer for Santa’s Sleigh Team

  1. Lymey, the tick-infested reindeer
  2. Exxon, the ecologically obtuse reindeer
  3. Farty, the bloated and gassy reindeer
  4. Caribou, the wild and unbroken reindeer
  5. Adolf, Rudolph’s white supremacist brother
  6. Ajax, Comet’s brother
  7. Stupid, product of 233 generations of reindeer inbreeding
  8. Diamond, Vixen’s stripper-ho cousin
  9. Bootlick, the brown-nose reindeer
  10. Rainbow, the bi-curious reindeer
  11. Murdock, the blind reindeer with radar sense
  12. Olive, the other reindeer

Runner-Up Reindeer for Santa’s Sleigh Team

  1. Lymey, the tick-infested reindeer
  2. Exxon, the ecologically obtuse reindeer
  3. Farty, the bloated and gassy reindeer
  4. Caribou, the wild and unbroken reindeer
  5. Adolf, Rudolph’s white supremacist brother
  6. Ajax, Comet’s brother
  7. Stupid, product of 233 generations of reindeer inbreeding
  8. Diamond, Vixen’s stripper-ho cousin
  9. Bootlick, the brown-nose reindeer
  10. Rainbow, the bi-curious reindeer
  11. Murdock, the blind reindeer with radar sense
  12. Olive, the other reindeer
  13. Simpson, the two dimensional, long running, but murderous reindeer

Next up: Foreign language equivalents of “Merry Christmas”:

  1. Joyeaux Noel (French)

Next up: Foreign language equivalents of “Merry Christmas”:

  1. Joyeaux Noel (French)
  2. God Jul (Swedish)

Next up: Foreign language equivalents of “Merry Christmas”:

  1. Joyeaux Noel (French)
  2. God Jul (Swedish)
  3. Mele Kalikimaka (Hawaiian)

Next up: Foreign language equivalents of “Merry Christmas”:

  1. Joyeux Noël (French)
  2. God Jul (Swedish)
  3. Mele Kalikimaka (Hawaiian)
  4. Maligayang Pasko (Tagalog)

nitpick: amended the French spelling, https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/french-english/joyeux-noël

Foreign language equivalents of “Merry Christmas”:

  1. Joyeux Noël (French)
  2. God Jul (Swedish)
  3. Mele Kalikimaka (Hawaiian)
  4. Maligayang Pasko (Tagalog)
  5. Feliz Navidad (Spanish)

Foreign language equivalents of “Merry Christmas”:

  1. Joyeux Noël (French)
  2. God Jul (Swedish)
  3. Mele Kalikimaka (Hawaiian)
  4. Maligayang Pasko (Tagalog)
  5. Feliz Navidad (Spanish)
  6. Buon Natale(Italian)

Foreign language equivalents of “Merry Christmas”:

  1. Joyeux Noël (French)
  2. God Jul (Swedish)
  3. Mele Kalikimaka (Hawaiian)
  4. Maligayang Pasko (Tagalog)
  5. Feliz Navidad (Spanish)
  6. Buon Natale(Italian)
  7. С Рождеством! (Russian)

Foreign language equivalents of “Merry Christmas”:

  1. Joyeux Noël (French)
  2. God Jul (Swedish)
  3. Mele Kalikimaka (Hawaiian)
  4. Maligayang Pasko (Tagalog)
  5. Feliz Navidad (Spanish)
  6. Buon Natale(Italian)
  7. С Рождеством! (Russian)
  8. Kala Christougenna (Greek)

Foreign language equivalents of “Merry Christmas”:

  1. Joyeux Noël (French)
  2. God Jul (Swedish)
  3. Mele Kalikimaka (Hawaiian)
  4. Maligayang Pasko (Tagalog)
  5. Feliz Navidad (Spanish)
  6. Buon Natale(Italian)
  7. С Рождеством! (Russian)
  8. Kala Christougenna (Greek)
  9. Frohe Weihnachten (German)