Bakers Dozen

One of your grandparents’ occupations

  1. Carpenter (paternal grandfather)
  2. Armed guard on the NYC subway system’s “money train” (father’s father)
  3. Partner in a local drayage company (paternal grandfather)
  4. Mining engineer (maternal grandfather)
  5. Railroad engineer (paternal grandfather)

One of your grandparents’ occupations

  1. Carpenter (paternal grandfather)
  2. Armed guard on the NYC subway system’s “money train” (father’s father)
  3. Partner in a local drayage company (paternal grandfather)
  4. Mining engineer (maternal grandfather)
  5. Peppermint farmer (maternal grandfather)
  6. Restaurant owner/operator (maternal grandfather)
  7. Elementary school teacher (maternal grandmother)
  8. Rodeo photographer (mother’s father)
  9. Railyard manager (paternal grandfather)
  10. Marble miner (mother’s father)
  11. Storekeeper / owner (paternal grandmother)
  12. Railroad engineer
  13. Mailman (mother’s father)

Next… People gladly eat at Joe’s Diner, get their hair cut at Joe’s Barber Shop, get their oil changed at Joe’s Garage, but:

“Nobody Would Willingly Do Business at Joe’s …”

  1. Joe’s Hospital

“Nobody Would Willingly Do Business at Joe’s …”

  1. Joe’s Hospital
  2. Joe’s Bank

“Nobody Would Willingly Do Business at Joe’s …”

  1. Joe’s Hospital
  2. Joe’s Bank
  3. Joe’s Funeral Home

“Nobody Would Willingly Do Business at Joe’s …”

  1. Joe’s Hospital
  2. Joe’s Bank
  3. Joe’s Funeral Home
  4. Joe’s 24-hour vasectomy clinic

“Nobody Would Willingly Do Business at Joe’s …”

  1. Joe’s Hospital
  2. Joe’s Bank
  3. Joe’s Funeral Home
  4. Joe’s 24-hour vasectomy clinic
  5. Joe’s Car-title loans

“Nobody Would Willingly Do Business at Joe’s …”

  1. Joe’s Hospital
  2. Joe’s Bank
  3. Joe’s Funeral Home
  4. Joe’s 24-hour vasectomy clinic
  5. Joe’s Car-title loans
  6. Joe’s Attorneys-at-Law

“Nobody Would Willingly Do Business at Joe’s …”

  1. Joe’s Hospital
  2. Joe’s Bank
  3. Joe’s Funeral Home
  4. Joe’s 24-hour vasectomy clinic
  5. Joe’s Car-title loans
  6. Joe’s Attorneys-at-Law
  7. Joe’s Garage (Joe's Garage - Wikipedia)

“Nobody Would Willingly Do Business at Joe’s …”

  1. Joe’s Hospital
  2. Joe’s Bank
  3. Joe’s Funeral Home
  4. Joe’s 24-hour vasectomy clinic
  5. Joe’s Car-title loans
  6. Joe’s Attorneys-at-Law
  7. Joe’s Garage (Joe's Garage - Wikipedia)
  8. Joe’s Adoption Agency

“Nobody Would Willingly Do Business at Joe’s …”

  1. Joe’s Hospital
  2. Joe’s Bank
  3. Joe’s Funeral Home
  4. Joe’s 24-hour vasectomy clinic
  5. Joe’s Car-title loans
  6. Joe’s Attorneys-at-Law
  7. Joe’s Garage (Joe's Garage - Wikipedia)
  8. Joe’s Adoption Agency
  9. Joe’s Sperm Bank

“Nobody Would Willingly Do Business at Joe’s …”

  1. Joe’s Hospital
  2. Joe’s Bank
  3. Joe’s Funeral Home
  4. Joe’s 24-hour vasectomy clinic
  5. Joe’s Car-title loans
  6. Joe’s Attorneys-at-Law
  7. Joe’s Garage (Joe's Garage - Wikipedia)
  8. Joe’s Adoption Agency
  9. Joe’s Sperm Bank
  10. Joe’s Discount Lasik Surgery

“Nobody Would Willingly Do Business at Joe’s …”

  1. Joe’s Hospital
  2. Joe’s Bank
  3. Joe’s Funeral Home
  4. Joe’s 24-hour vasectomy clinic
  5. Joe’s Car-title loans
  6. Joe’s Attorneys-at-Law
  7. Joe’s Garage (Joe's Garage - Wikipedia)
  8. Joe’s Adoption Agency
  9. Joe’s Sperm Bank
  10. Joe’s Discount Lasik Surgery
  11. Joe’s University

“Nobody Would Willingly Do Business at Joe’s …”

  1. Joe’s Hospital
  2. Joe’s Bank
  3. Joe’s Funeral Home
  4. Joe’s 24-hour vasectomy clinic
  5. Joe’s Car-title loans
  6. Joe’s Attorneys-at-Law
  7. Joe’s Garage (Joe's Garage - Wikipedia)
  8. Joe’s Adoption Agency
  9. Joe’s Sperm Bank
  10. Joe’s Discount Lasik Surgery
  11. Joe’s University
  12. Joe’s Panda Breeding Service

“Nobody Would Willingly Do Business at Joe’s …”

  1. Joe’s Hospital
  2. Joe’s Bank
  3. Joe’s Funeral Home
  4. Joe’s 24-hour vasectomy clinic
  5. Joe’s Car-title loans
  6. Joe’s Attorneys-at-Law
  7. Joe’s Garage (Joe's Garage - Wikipedia)
  8. Joe’s Adoption Agency
  9. Joe’s Sperm Bank
  10. Joe’s Discount Lasik Surgery
  11. Joe’s University
  12. Joe’s Panda Breeding Service
  13. Joe’s Daycare and Babysitting Service

Famous Joes and their claim to fame

  1. Joe Namath - Football

Famous Joes and their claim to fame

  1. Joe Namath - Football
  2. Joe Biden - Vice President of the United States

Famous Joes and their claim to fame

  1. Joe Namath - Football
  2. Joe Biden - Vice President of the United States
  3. G.I. Joe - First and most famous doll for boys.

Famous Joes and their claim to fame

  1. Joe Namath - Football
  2. Joe Biden - Vice President of the United States
  3. G.I. Joe - First and most famous doll for boys. [it’s not a doll, dammit, it’s an ACTION FIGURE!]
  4. Giuseppe Verdi - not only a decent composer but shares a name with American football icon ‘Mean Joe Greene’

Famous Joes and their claim to fame

  1. Joe Namath - Football
  2. Joe Biden - Vice President of the United States
  3. G.I. Joe - First and most famous doll for boys. [it’s not a doll, dammit, it’s an ACTION FIGURE!]
  4. Giuseppe Verdi - not only a decent composer but shares a name with American football icon ‘Mean Joe Greene’
  5. Joe DiMaggio

Famous Joes and their claim to fame

  1. Joe Namath - Football
  2. Joe Biden - Vice President of the United States
  3. G.I. Joe - First and most famous doll for boys. [it’s not a doll, dammit, it’s an ACTION FIGURE!]
  4. Giuseppe Verdi - not only a decent composer but shares a name with American football icon ‘Mean Joe Greene’
  5. Joe DiMaggio - Baseball
  6. Joe Pesci - Actor

Famous Joes and their claim to fame

  1. Joe Namath - Football
  2. Joe Biden - Vice President of the United States
  3. G.I. Joe - First and most famous doll for boys. [it’s not a doll, dammit, it’s an ACTION FIGURE!]
  4. Giuseppe Verdi - not only a decent composer but shares a name with American football icon ‘Mean Joe Greene’
  5. Joe DiMaggio - Baseball
  6. Joe Pesci - Actor
  7. Joe Montana - Football