Bakers Dozen

Most recent Christmas gift you purchased for someone (with specifics)

  1. His and her personalized coffee mugs for bro & sis-in-law, online, 10 minutes ago
  2. Pack of 64 matchbox-style cars, for nephew, yesterday at a big-box warehouse store
  3. A Google Mini for Madame Pepperwinkle, yesterday online
  4. A fancy snowman cookie for my son, at the supermarket in a display of stocking stuffer items
  5. A bottle of single-malt Scotch for a friend
  6. A Jack Daniels gift set for my brother, as a stocking stuffer.
  7. A Panamanian rum gift set for my brother (don’t remember the brand)

Most recent Christmas gift you purchased for someone (with specifics)

  1. His and her personalized coffee mugs for bro & sis-in-law, online, 10 minutes ago
  2. Pack of 64 matchbox-style cars, for nephew, yesterday at a big-box warehouse store
  3. A Google Mini for Madame Pepperwinkle, yesterday online
  4. A fancy snowman cookie for my son, at the supermarket in a display of stocking stuffer items
  5. A bottle of single-malt Scotch for a friend
  6. A Jack Daniels gift set for my brother, as a stocking stuffer.
  7. A Panamanian rum gift set for my brother (don’t remember the brand)
  8. A laser-cut fractal wooden puzzle for my wife

Most recent Christmas gift you purchased for someone (with specifics)

  1. His and her personalized coffee mugs for bro & sis-in-law, online, 10 minutes ago
  2. Pack of 64 matchbox-style cars, for nephew, yesterday at a big-box warehouse store
  3. A Google Mini for Madame Pepperwinkle, yesterday online
  4. A fancy snowman cookie for my son, at the supermarket in a display of stocking stuffer items
  5. A bottle of single-malt Scotch for a friend
  6. A Jack Daniels gift set for my brother, as a stocking stuffer.
  7. A Panamanian rum gift set for my brother (don’t remember the brand)
  8. A laser-cut fractal wooden puzzle for my wife
  9. XBox One game for my sons (Rocket League)

Most recent Christmas gift you purchased for someone (with specifics)

  1. His and her personalized coffee mugs for bro & sis-in-law, online, 10 minutes ago
  2. Pack of 64 matchbox-style cars, for nephew, yesterday at a big-box warehouse store
  3. A Google Mini for Madame Pepperwinkle, yesterday online
  4. A fancy snowman cookie for my son, at the supermarket in a display of stocking stuffer items
  5. A bottle of single-malt Scotch for a friend
  6. A Jack Daniels gift set for my brother, as a stocking stuffer.
  7. A Panamanian rum gift set for my brother (don’t remember the brand)
  8. A laser-cut fractal wooden puzzle for my wife
  9. XBox One game for my sons (Rocket League)
  10. Red shirt that says “All I Want For Christmas is [del]YOU[/del] WINE” for my sister, who collects wine things.

Most recent Christmas gift you purchased for someone (with specifics)

  1. His and her personalized coffee mugs for bro & sis-in-law, online, 10 minutes ago
  2. Pack of 64 matchbox-style cars, for nephew, yesterday at a big-box warehouse store
  3. A Google Mini for Madame Pepperwinkle, yesterday online
  4. A fancy snowman cookie for my son, at the supermarket in a display of stocking stuffer items
  5. A bottle of single-malt Scotch for a friend
  6. A Jack Daniels gift set for my brother, as a stocking stuffer.
  7. A Panamanian rum gift set for my brother (don’t remember the brand)
  8. A laser-cut fractal wooden puzzle for my wife
  9. XBox One game for my sons (Rocket League)
  10. Red shirt that says “All I Want For Christmas is YOU WINE” for my sister, who collects wine things.
  11. Pokémon Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon and a Transformer for my son.

Most recent Christmas gift you purchased for someone (with specifics)

  1. His and her personalized coffee mugs for bro & sis-in-law, online, 10 minutes ago
  2. Pack of 64 matchbox-style cars, for nephew, yesterday at a big-box warehouse store
  3. A Google Mini for Madame Pepperwinkle, yesterday online
  4. A fancy snowman cookie for my son, at the supermarket in a display of stocking stuffer items
  5. A bottle of single-malt Scotch for a friend
  6. A Jack Daniels gift set for my brother, as a stocking stuffer.
  7. A Panamanian rum gift set for my brother (don’t remember the brand)
  8. A laser-cut fractal wooden puzzle for my wife
  9. XBox One game for my sons (Rocket League)
  10. Red shirt that says “All I Want For Christmas is YOU WINE” for my sister, who collects wine things.
  11. Pokémon Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon and a Transformer for my son.
  12. A set of Games of Thrones shot glasses for a Dirty Santa party I’m going to

Most recent Christmas gift you purchased for someone (with specifics)

  1. His and her personalized coffee mugs for bro & sis-in-law, online, 10 minutes ago
  2. Pack of 64 matchbox-style cars, for nephew, yesterday at a big-box warehouse store
  3. A Google Mini for Madame Pepperwinkle, yesterday online
  4. A fancy snowman cookie for my son, at the supermarket in a display of stocking stuffer items
  5. A bottle of single-malt Scotch for a friend
  6. A Jack Daniels gift set for my brother, as a stocking stuffer.
  7. A Panamanian rum gift set for my brother (don’t remember the brand)
  8. A laser-cut fractal wooden puzzle for my wife
  9. XBox One game for my sons (Rocket League)
  10. Red shirt that says “All I Want For Christmas is YOU WINE” for my sister, who collects wine things.
  11. Pokémon Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon and a Transformer for my son.
  12. A set of Games of Thrones shot glasses for a Dirty Santa party I’m going to
  13. I sold my guitar to buy a beautiful comb for my wife’s glorious hair. I wonder what she will get me.

Next: “Surprising” reveals from Star Wars: The Last Jedi

  1. Rey’s parents. Who would have thought that she was half Hutt?

Next: “Surprising” reveals from Star Wars: The Last Jedi

  1. Rey’s parents. Who would have thought that she was half Hutt?
  2. Obi-Too Kenobi having a red-and-white striped lightsaber,

Next: “Surprising” reveals from Star Wars: The Last Jedi

  1. Rey’s parents. Who would have thought that she was half Hutt?
  2. Obi-Too Kenobi having a red-and-white striped lightsaber,
  3. Subtitles reveal the Porgs are saying “Resistance is futile.”

Next: “Surprising” reveals from Star Wars: The Last Jedi

  1. Rey’s parents. Who would have thought that she was half Hutt?
  2. Obi-Too Kenobi having a red-and-white striped lightsaber,
  3. Subtitles reveal the Porgs are saying “Resistance is futile.”
  4. In a scene that will rock the Star Wars universe, two black characters will appear on screen at the same time.

“Surprising” reveals from Star Wars: The Last Jedi

  1. Rey’s parents. Who would have thought that she was half Hutt?
  2. Obi-Too Kenobi having a red-and-white striped lightsaber,
  3. Subtitles reveal the Porgs are saying “Resistance is futile.”
  4. In a scene that will rock the Star Wars universe, two black characters will appear on screen at the same time.
  5. R2D2 was Anakin’s father.

“Surprising” reveals from Star Wars: The Last Jedi

  1. Rey’s parents. Who would have thought that she was half Hutt?
  2. Obi-Too Kenobi having a red-and-white striped lightsaber,
  3. Subtitles reveal the Porgs are saying “Resistance is futile.”
  4. In a scene that will rock the Star Wars universe, two black characters will appear on screen at the same time.
  5. R2D2 was Anakin’s father.
  6. Light sabers come in 64 colors, just like Crayola

“Surprising” reveals from Star Wars: The Last Jedi

  1. Rey’s parents. Who would have thought that she was half Hutt?
  2. Obi-Too Kenobi having a red-and-white striped lightsaber,
  3. Subtitles reveal the Porgs are saying “Resistance is futile.”
  4. In a scene that will rock the Star Wars universe, two black characters will appear on screen at the same time.
  5. R2D2 was Anakin’s father.
  6. Light sabers come in 64 colors, just like Crayola
  7. Chewie can speak English.
  1. Rey’s parents. Who would have thought that she was half Hutt?
  2. Obi-Too Kenobi having a red-and-white striped lightsaber,
  3. Subtitles reveal the Porgs are saying “Resistance is futile.”
  4. In a scene that will rock the Star Wars universe, two black characters will appear on screen at the same time.
  5. R2D2 was Anakin’s father.
  6. Light sabers come in 64 colors, just like Crayola
  7. Chewie can speak English.
  8. The Ewoks built their own Death Star,

“Surprising” reveals from Star Wars: The Last Jedi

  1. Rey’s parents. Who would have thought that she was half Hutt?
  2. Obi-Too Kenobi having a red-and-white striped lightsaber,
  3. Subtitles reveal the Porgs are saying “Resistance is futile.”
  4. In a scene that will rock the Star Wars universe, two black characters will appear on screen at the same time.
  5. R2D2 was Anakin’s father.
  6. Light sabers come in 64 colors, just like Crayola
  7. Chewie can speak English.
  8. The Ewoks built their own Death Star,
  9. Supreme Commander Snoak and his sparkly robe moonlight as a space lounge singer.

“Surprising” reveals from Star Wars: The Last Jedi

  1. Rey’s parents. Who would have thought that she was half Hutt?
  2. Obi-Too Kenobi having a red-and-white striped lightsaber,
  3. Subtitles reveal the Porgs are saying “Resistance is futile.”
  4. In a scene that will rock the Star Wars universe, two black characters will appear on screen at the same time.
  5. R2D2 was Anakin’s father.
  6. Light sabers come in 64 colors, just like Crayola
  7. Chewie can speak English.
  8. The Ewoks built their own Death Star,
  9. Supreme Commander Snoak and his sparkly robe moonlight as a space lounge singer.
  10. During the scene in Snoke’s chamber, the guards all shuck off their red robes to reveal sequined bathing suits, and do an Esther Williams-style musical number in the unseen moat ringing the room.

“Surprising” reveals from Star Wars: The Last Jedi

  1. Rey’s parents. Who would have thought that she was half Hutt?
  2. Obi-Too Kenobi having a red-and-white striped lightsaber,
  3. Subtitles reveal the Porgs are saying “Resistance is futile.”
  4. In a scene that will rock the Star Wars universe, two black characters will appear on screen at the same time.
  5. R2D2 was Anakin’s father.
  6. Light sabers come in 64 colors, just like Crayola
  7. Chewie can speak English.
  8. The Ewoks built their own Death Star,
  9. Supreme Commander Snoak and his sparkly robe moonlight as a space lounge singer.
  10. During the scene in Snoke’s chamber, the guards all shuck off their red robes to reveal sequined bathing suits, and do an Esther Williams-style musical number in the unseen moat ringing the room.
  11. Poe is the last son of Krypton.

“Surprising” reveals from Star Wars: The Last Jedi

  1. Rey’s parents. Who would have thought that she was half Hutt?
  2. Obi-Too Kenobi having a red-and-white striped lightsaber,
  3. Subtitles reveal the Porgs are saying “Resistance is futile.”
  4. In a scene that will rock the Star Wars universe, two black characters will appear on screen at the same time.
  5. R2D2 was Anakin’s father.
  6. Light sabers come in 64 colors, just like Crayola
  7. Chewie can speak English.
  8. The Ewoks built their own Death Star,
  9. Supreme Commander Snoak and his sparkly robe moonlight as a space lounge singer.
  10. During the scene in Snoke’s chamber, the guards all shuck off their red robes to reveal sequined bathing suits, and do an Esther Williams-style musical number in the unseen moat ringing the room.
  11. Poe is the last son of Krypton.
  12. Han Solo faked his death and is hiding, so he doesn’t have to be in any more lame, uninspired movies.

“Surprising” reveals from Star Wars: The Last Jedi

  1. Rey’s parents. Who would have thought that she was half Hutt?
  2. Obi-Too Kenobi having a red-and-white striped lightsaber,
  3. Subtitles reveal the Porgs are saying “Resistance is futile.”
  4. In a scene that will rock the Star Wars universe, two black characters will appear on screen at the same time.
  5. R2D2 was Anakin’s father.
  6. Light sabers come in 64 colors, just like Crayola
  7. Chewie can speak English.
  8. The Ewoks built their own Death Star,
  9. Supreme Commander Snoke and his sparkly robe moonlight as a space lounge singer.
  10. During the scene in Snoke’s chamber, the guards all shuck off their red robes to reveal sequined bathing suits, and do an Esther Williams-style musical number in the unseen moat ringing the room.
  11. Poe is the last son of Krypton.
  12. Han Solo faked his death and is hiding, so he doesn’t have to be in any more lame, uninspired movies.
  13. Luke Skywalker reveals the real reason he was missing so long: Christmas shopping

Next category:

Holidays traditions you could just as well do without

  1. Jammed shopping malls

Holidays traditions you could just as well do without

  1. Jammed shopping malls
  2. People whining about the “War on Christmas.”