Surprising features of the big new GOP tax reform bill
CEOs may now deduct payments for blowjobs as business expenses, if received during work hours
Looting coffers is also now tax deductible.
The estate tax now affects only those estates worth $3,000 or less. The base tax is 99.5% of the value of the estate, but it can grow to up to 380% with certain conditions.
Surprising features of the big new GOP tax reform bill
CEOs may now deduct payments for blowjobs as business expenses, if received during work hours
Looting coffers is also now tax deductible.
The estate tax now affects only those estates worth $3,000 or less. The base tax is 99.5% of the value of the estate, but it can grow to up to 380% with certain conditions.
To overcome the left-wing tax policies of the Eisenhower administration, the corporate tax cut will be made retroactive back to 1952.
Surprising features of the big new GOP tax reform bill
CEOs may now deduct payments for blowjobs as business expenses, if received during work hours
Looting coffers is also now tax deductible.
The estate tax now affects only those estates worth $3,000 or less. The base tax is 99.5% of the value of the estate, but it can grow to up to 380% with certain conditions.
To overcome the left-wing tax policies of the Eisenhower administration, the corporate tax cut will be made retroactive back to 1952.
Hollywood liberals who oppose the tax cuts are given an 800 number through which they can donate as much $ to the feds as they wish. (No one has phoned yet.)
Surprising features of the big new GOP tax reform bill
CEOs may now deduct payments for blowjobs as business expenses, if received during work hours
Looting coffers is also now tax deductible.
The estate tax now affects only those estates worth $3,000 or less. The base tax is 99.5% of the value of the estate, but it can grow to up to 380% with certain conditions.
To overcome the left-wing tax policies of the Eisenhower administration, the corporate tax cut will be made retroactive back to 1952.
Hollywood liberals who oppose the tax cuts are given an 800 number through which they can donate as much $ to the feds as they wish. (No one has phoned yet.)
6.Any man elected to office instead of a woman pays absolutely no, nada, zero, taxes for the rest of their life, and gets all back taxes paid back to them, with annual interest of 100%.
Surprising features of the big new GOP tax reform bill
CEOs may now deduct payments for blowjobs as business expenses, if received during work hours
Looting coffers is also now tax deductible.
The estate tax now affects only those estates worth $3,000 or less. The base tax is 99.5% of the value of the estate, but it can grow to up to 380% with certain conditions.
To overcome the left-wing tax policies of the Eisenhower administration, the corporate tax cut will be made retroactive back to 1952.
Hollywood liberals who oppose the tax cuts are given an 800 number through which they can donate as much $ to the feds as they wish. (No one has phoned yet.)
6.Any man elected to office instead of a woman pays absolutely no, nada, zero, taxes for the rest of their life, and gets all back taxes paid back to them, with annual interest of 100%.
New box to check on 1040 if you want to finance Rock Hall of Fame elections.
Surprising features of the big new GOP tax reform bill
CEOs may now deduct payments for blowjobs as business expenses, if received during work hours
Looting coffers is also now tax deductible.
The estate tax now affects only those estates worth $3,000 or less. The base tax is 99.5% of the value of the estate, but it can grow to up to 380% with certain conditions.
To overcome the left-wing tax policies of the Eisenhower administration, the corporate tax cut will be made retroactive back to 1952.
Hollywood liberals who oppose the tax cuts are given an 800 number through which they can donate as much $ to the feds as they wish. (No one has phoned yet.)
6.Any man elected to office instead of a woman pays absolutely no, nada, zero, taxes for the rest of their life, and gets all back taxes paid back to them, with annual interest of 100%.
New box to check on 1040 if you want to finance Rock Hall of Fame elections.
Tax break for those who choose coal power over sun panels and wind farms.
Surprising features of the big new GOP tax reform bill
CEOs may now deduct payments for blowjobs as business expenses, if received during work hours
Looting coffers is also now tax deductible.
The estate tax now affects only those estates worth $3,000 or less. The base tax is 99.5% of the value of the estate, but it can grow to up to 380% with certain conditions.
To overcome the left-wing tax policies of the Eisenhower administration, the corporate tax cut will be made retroactive back to 1952.
Hollywood liberals who oppose the tax cuts are given an 800 number through which they can donate as much $ to the feds as they wish. (No one has phoned yet.)
6.Any man elected to office instead of a woman pays absolutely no, nada, zero, taxes for the rest of their life, and gets all back taxes paid back to them, with annual interest of 100%.
New box to check on 1040 if you want to finance Rock Hall of Fame elections.
Tax break for those who choose coal power over sun panels and wind farms.
Special tax incentives for states that cut the size of national parks and monuments
Surprising features of the big new GOP tax reform bill
CEOs may now deduct payments for blowjobs as business expenses, if received during work hours
Looting coffers is also now tax deductible.
The estate tax now affects only those estates worth $3,000 or less. The base tax is 99.5% of the value of the estate, but it can grow to up to 380% with certain conditions.
To overcome the left-wing tax policies of the Eisenhower administration, the corporate tax cut will be made retroactive back to 1952.
Hollywood liberals who oppose the tax cuts are given an 800 number through which they can donate as much $ to the feds as they wish. (No one has phoned yet.)
6.Any man elected to office instead of a woman pays absolutely no, nada, zero, taxes for the rest of their life, and gets all back taxes paid back to them, with annual interest of 100%.
New box to check on 1040 if you want to finance Rock Hall of Fame elections.
Tax break for those who choose coal power over sun panels and wind farms.
Special tax incentives for states that cut the size of national parks and monuments
New box to check if you want to cut the budget of the FBI or Special Counsel
Surprising features of the big new GOP tax reform bill
CEOs may now deduct payments for blowjobs as business expenses, if received during work hours
Looting coffers is also now tax deductible.
The estate tax now affects only those estates worth $3,000 or less. The base tax is 99.5% of the value of the estate, but it can grow to up to 380% with certain conditions.
To overcome the left-wing tax policies of the Eisenhower administration, the corporate tax cut will be made retroactive back to 1952.
Hollywood liberals who oppose the tax cuts are given an 800 number through which they can donate as much $ to the feds as they wish. (No one has phoned yet.)
6.Any man elected to office instead of a woman pays absolutely no, nada, zero, taxes for the rest of their life, and gets all back taxes paid back to them, with annual interest of 100%.
New box to check on 1040 if you want to finance Rock Hall of Fame elections.
Tax break for those who choose coal power over sun panels and wind farms.
Special tax incentives for states that cut the size of national parks and monuments
New box to check if you want to cut the budget of the FBI or Special Counsel
Residents of blue states that turn red will live tax-free; residents of red states that turn blue will have taxes doubled.
Surprising features of the big new GOP tax reform bill
CEOs may now deduct payments for blowjobs as business expenses, if received during work hours
Looting coffers is also now tax deductible.
The estate tax now affects only those estates worth $3,000 or less. The base tax is 99.5% of the value of the estate, but it can grow to up to 380% with certain conditions.
To overcome the left-wing tax policies of the Eisenhower administration, the corporate tax cut will be made retroactive back to 1952.
Hollywood liberals who oppose the tax cuts are given an 800 number through which they can donate as much $ to the feds as they wish. (No one has phoned yet.)
6.Any man elected to office instead of a woman pays absolutely no, nada, zero, taxes for the rest of their life, and gets all back taxes paid back to them, with annual interest of 100%.
New box to check on 1040 if you want to finance Rock Hall of Fame elections.
Tax break for those who choose coal power over sun panels and wind farms.
Special tax incentives for states that cut the size of national parks and monuments
New box to check if you want to cut the budget of the FBI or Special Counsel
Residents of blue states that turn red will live tax-free; residents of red states that turn blue will have taxes doubled.
Toupees, or small mammals trained to act as toupees, now fully tax-deductible
Surprising features of the big new GOP tax reform bill
CEOs may now deduct payments for blowjobs as business expenses, if received during work hours
Looting coffers is also now tax deductible.
The estate tax now affects only those estates worth $3,000 or less. The base tax is 99.5% of the value of the estate, but it can grow to up to 380% with certain conditions.
To overcome the left-wing tax policies of the Eisenhower administration, the corporate tax cut will be made retroactive back to 1952.
Hollywood liberals who oppose the tax cuts are given an 800 number through which they can donate as much $ to the feds as they wish. (No one has phoned yet.)
6.Any man elected to office instead of a woman pays absolutely no, nada, zero, taxes for the rest of their life, and gets all back taxes paid back to them, with annual interest of 100%.
New box to check on 1040 if you want to finance Rock Hall of Fame elections.
Tax break for those who choose coal power over sun panels and wind farms.
Special tax incentives for states that cut the size of national parks and monuments
New box to check if you want to cut the budget of the FBI or Special Counsel
Residents of blue states that turn red will live tax-free; residents of red states that turn blue will have taxes doubled.
Toupees, or small mammals trained to act as toupees, now fully tax-deductible
Anyone who belongs to the Black Lives Matter movement will have a special surtax to help build the Wall.
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