Bakers Dozen

Sampiro · May 27, 2011, 7:32pm

Things overheard during the recent Royal Wedding

“How soon do you think their kids will go bald?”
“Nice … uhh… hat.”
“I’ll give Pippa a thousand pounds to bend over from her waist.”
“Who’s that lady in yellow that people keep bowing to?”
“What’s this ‘Droit du seigneur’ custom that Prince Philip keeps talking about?”
“All right, I’ll sit next to Elton John, but don’t ask me to sing anything next to him.”
“It’s not the fact the ring belong to his mother that bothers me, it’s the fact that she was buried with it.”

Sternvogel · May 28, 2011, 5:01am

Things overheard during the recent Royal Wedding

“How soon do you think their kids will go bald?”
“Nice … uhh… hat.”
“I’ll give Pippa a thousand pounds to bend over from her waist.”
“Who’s that lady in yellow that people keep bowing to?”
“What’s this ‘Droit du seigneur’ custom that Prince Philip keeps talking about?”
“All right, I’ll sit next to Elton John, but don’t ask me to sing anything next to him.”
“It’s not the fact the ring belong to his mother that bothers me, it’s the fact that she was buried with it.”
“I bet Zsa Zsa’s still alive when William becomes King.”

Sampiro · May 28, 2011, 5:09am

Things overheard during the recent Royal Wedding

“How soon do you think their kids will go bald?”
“Nice … uhh… hat.”
“I’ll give Pippa a thousand pounds to bend over from her waist.”
“Who’s that lady in yellow that people keep bowing to?”
“What’s this ‘Droit du seigneur’ custom that Prince Philip keeps talking about?”
“All right, I’ll sit next to Elton John, but don’t ask me to sing anything next to him.”
“It’s not the fact the ring belong to his mother that bothers me, it’s the fact that she was buried with it.”
“I bet Zsa Zsa’s still alive when William becomes King.”
QE2’s announcement: “And now everybody look under your seats… you’re all going home with ROYAL WEDDING: The Video Game and a copy of the new Bruno Mars CD!”

Eutychus · May 28, 2011, 11:06am

Things overheard during the recent Royal Wedding

“How soon do you think their kids will go bald?”
“Nice … uhh… hat.”
“I’ll give Pippa a thousand pounds to bend over from her waist.”
“Who’s that lady in yellow that people keep bowing to?”
“What’s this ‘Droit du seigneur’ custom that Prince Philip keeps talking about?”
“All right, I’ll sit next to Elton John, but don’t ask me to sing anything next to him.”
“It’s not the fact the ring belong to his mother that bothers me, it’s the fact that she was buried with it.”
“I bet Zsa Zsa’s still alive when William becomes King.”
QE2’s announcement: “And now everybody look under your seats… you’re all going home with ROYAL WEDDING: The Video Game and a copy of the new Bruno Mars CD!”
“I’d wager he had to marry her.”

janis_and_c0 · May 28, 2011, 12:13pm

Things overheard during the recent Royal Wedding

“How soon do you think their kids will go bald?”
“Nice … uhh… hat.”
“I’ll give Pippa a thousand pounds to bend over from her waist.”
“Who’s that lady in yellow that people keep bowing to?”
“What’s this ‘Droit du seigneur’ custom that Prince Philip keeps talking about?”
“All right, I’ll sit next to Elton John, but don’t ask me to sing anything next to him.”
“It’s not the fact the ring belong to his mother that bothers me, it’s the fact that she was buried with it.”
“I bet Zsa Zsa’s still alive when William becomes King.”
QE2’s announcement: “And now everybody look under your seats… you’re all going home with ROYAL WEDDING: The Video Game and a copy of the new Bruno Mars CD!”
“I’d wager he had to marry her.”
You call THAT a kiss?

Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela · May 28, 2011, 1:59pm

Things overheard during the recent Royal Wedding

“How soon do you think their kids will go bald?”
“Nice … uhh… hat.”
“I’ll give Pippa a thousand pounds to bend over from her waist.”
“Who’s that lady in yellow that people keep bowing to?”
“What’s this ‘Droit du seigneur’ custom that Prince Philip keeps talking about?”
“All right, I’ll sit next to Elton John, but don’t ask me to sing anything next to him.”
“It’s not the fact the ring belong to his mother that bothers me, it’s the fact that she was buried with it.”
“I bet Zsa Zsa’s still alive when William becomes King.”
QE2’s announcement: “And now everybody look under your seats… you’re all going home with ROYAL WEDDING: The Video Game and a copy of the new Bruno Mars CD!”
“I’d wager he had to marry her.”
You call THAT a kiss?
That’s not the horse he rode in on, that’s his auntie!

Tom_Scud · May 28, 2011, 6:07pm

Things overheard during the recent Royal Wedding

“How soon do you think their kids will go bald?”
“Nice … uhh… hat.”
“I’ll give Pippa a thousand pounds to bend over from her waist.”
“Who’s that lady in yellow that people keep bowing to?”
“What’s this ‘Droit du seigneur’ custom that Prince Philip keeps talking about?”
“All right, I’ll sit next to Elton John, but don’t ask me to sing anything next to him.”
“It’s not the fact the ring belong to his mother that bothers me, it’s the fact that she was buried with it.”
“I bet Zsa Zsa’s still alive when William becomes King.”
QE2’s announcement: “And now everybody look under your seats… you’re all going home with ROYAL WEDDING: The Video Game and a copy of the new Bruno Mars CD!”
“I’d wager he had to marry her.”
You call THAT a kiss?
That’s not the horse he rode in on, that’s his auntie!
“Hello, Beatrice, it’s so hat to see you again. I mean, it’s so lovely to hat you again.”

Passing on naming a new category.

notfrommensa · May 28, 2011, 6:13pm

Ok I’ll bite: