Bakers Dozen

Trump’s New Year Resolutions

  1. Add Kenya to his travel ban list and announce Obama’s deportation.
  2. Confeve the fake news media.
  3. Don’t change a thing- all my previous “blunders” have gotten me this far!
  4. Recognize Amsterdam as the Netherlands’ official capital (no more of this “The Hague” shit!)
  5. Start “The President’s Life Matters (Not Yours)” movement.
  6. Try to find a little free time to golf.
  7. Meet with Lisa Simpson, she has an important agenda.
  8. Rename Mar-a-Lago Golf Resort to “The Winter Palace.”
  9. Follow through on his “Make America Great Again” promise by resigning.
  10. Blame the Russians on Mike Pence.

Trump’s New Year Resolutions

  1. Add Kenya to his travel ban list and announce Obama’s deportation.
  2. Confeve the fake news media.
  3. Don’t change a thing- all my previous “blunders” have gotten me this far!
  4. Recognize Amsterdam as the Netherlands’ official capital (no more of this “The Hague” shit!)
  5. Start “The President’s Life Matters (Not Yours)” movement.
  6. Try to find a little free time to golf.
  7. Meet with Lisa Simpson, she has an important agenda.
  8. Rename Mar-a-Lago Golf Resort to “The Winter Palace.”
  9. Follow through on his “Make America Great Again” promise by resigning.
  10. Blame the Russians on Mike Pence.
  11. Blame Jared Kushner on the Russians

Trump’s New Year Resolutions

  1. Add Kenya to his travel ban list and announce Obama’s deportation.
  2. Confeve the fake news media.
  3. Don’t change a thing- all my previous “blunders” have gotten me this far!
  4. Recognize Amsterdam as the Netherlands’ official capital (no more of this “The Hague” shit!)
  5. Start “The President’s Life Matters (Not Yours)” movement.
  6. Try to find a little free time to golf.
  7. Meet with Lisa Simpson, she has an important agenda.
  8. Rename Mar-a-Lago Golf Resort to “The Winter Palace.”
  9. Follow through on his “Make America Great Again” promise by resigning.
  10. Blame the Russians on Mike Pence.
  11. Blame Jared Kushner on the Russians
  12. Send out more silly Tweets, then watch libs go nuts!

Trump’s New Year Resolutions

  1. Add Kenya to his travel ban list and announce Obama’s deportation.
  2. Confeve the fake news media.
  3. Don’t change a thing- all my previous “blunders” have gotten me this far!
  4. Recognize Amsterdam as the Netherlands’ official capital (no more of this “The Hague” shit!)
  5. Start “The President’s Life Matters (Not Yours)” movement.
  6. Try to find a little free time to golf.
  7. Meet with Lisa Simpson, she has an important agenda.
  8. Rename Mar-a-Lago Golf Resort to “The Winter Palace.”
  9. Follow through on his “Make America Great Again” promise by resigning.
  10. Blame the Russians on Mike Pence.
  11. Blame Jared Kushner on the Russians
  12. Send out more silly Tweets, then watch libs go nuts!
  13. Have myself declared KING OF THE WORLD!!!

Since we did famous Joes, next up: Famous Janes

  1. Jane Lynch - actress

Famous Janes

  1. Jane Lynch - actress
  2. Jane Seymour - queen/actress

Famous Janes

  1. Jane Lynch - actress
  2. Jane Seymour - queen/actress
  3. Jane - of ‘Dick and Jane’ renown

Did Dick and Jane even have last names? If so, what might it be - Rabinowicz, perhaps?

Famous Janes

  1. Jane Lynch - actress
  2. Jane Seymour - queen/actress
  3. Jane - of ‘Dick and Jane’ renown
  4. Jane Fonda - actress

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Famous Janes

  1. Jane Lynch - actress
  2. Jane Seymour - queen/actress
  3. Jane - of ‘Dick and Jane’ renown
  4. Jane Fonda - actress
  5. Martha “Calamity” Jane Canary - scout and entertainer

Famous Janes

  1. Jane Lynch - actress
  2. Jane Seymour - queen/actress
  3. Jane - of ‘Dick and Jane’ renown
  4. Jane Fonda - actress
  5. Martha “Calamity” Jane Canary - scout and entertainer
  6. Saint Jane Frances de Chantal

Famous Janes

  1. Jane Lynch - actress
  2. Jane Seymour - queen/actress
  3. Jane - of ‘Dick and Jane’ renown
  4. Jane Fonda - actress
  5. Martha “Calamity” Jane Canary - scout and entertainer
  6. Saint Jane Frances de Chantal
  7. Jane Goodall

Famous Janes

  1. Jane Lynch - actress
  2. Jane Seymour - queen/actress
  3. Jane - of ‘Dick and Jane’ renown
  4. Jane Fonda - actress
  5. Martha “Calamity” Jane Canary - scout and entertainer
  6. Saint Jane Frances de Chantal
  7. Jane Goodall
  8. Lady Jane Grey

Famous Janes

  1. Jane Lynch - actress
  2. Jane Seymour - queen/actress
  3. Jane - of ‘Dick and Jane’ renown
  4. Jane Fonda - actress
  5. Martha “Calamity” Jane Canary - scout and entertainer
  6. Saint Jane Frances de Chantal
  7. Jane Goodall
  8. Lady Jane Grey
  9. Sweet Jane by Velvet Ungerground

Famous Janes

  1. Jane Lynch - actress
  2. Jane Seymour - queen/actress
  3. Jane - of ‘Dick and Jane’ renown
  4. Jane Fonda - actress
  5. Martha “Calamity” Jane Canary - scout and entertainer
  6. Saint Jane Frances de Chantal
  7. Jane Goodall
  8. Sweet Jane by Velvet Underground
  9. Jane Austen - novelist

Famous Janes

  1. Jane Lynch - actress
  2. Jane Seymour - queen/actress
  3. Jane - of ‘Dick and Jane’ renown
  4. Jane Fonda - actress
  5. Martha “Calamity” Jane Canary - scout and entertainer
  6. Saint Jane Frances de Chantal
  7. Jane Goodall
  8. Sweet Jane by Velvet Underground
  9. Jane Austen - novelist
  10. Ivana Trump

(“Ivana” is the Slavic version of “Jane”)

Famous Janes

  1. Jane Lynch - actress
  2. Jane Seymour - queen/actress
  3. Jane - of ‘Dick and Jane’ renown
  4. Jane Fonda - actress
  5. Martha “Calamity” Jane Canary - scout and entertainer
  6. Saint Jane Frances de Chantal
  7. Jane Goodall
  8. Sweet Jane by Velvet Underground
  9. Jane Austen - novelist
  10. Ivana Trump
  11. Jane Porter - Tarzan’s wife

Famous Janes

  1. Jane Lynch - actress
  2. Jane Seymour - queen/actress
  3. Jane - of ‘Dick and Jane’ renown
  4. Jane Fonda - actress
  5. Martha “Calamity” Jane Canary - scout and entertainer
  6. Saint Jane Frances de Chantal
  7. Jane Goodall
  8. Sweet Jane by Velvet Underground
  9. Jane Austen - novelist
  10. Ivana Trump
  11. Jane Porter - Tarzan’s wife
  12. Jane Russell - actress

Famous Janes

  1. Jane Lynch - actress
  2. Jane Seymour - queen/actress
  3. Jane - of ‘Dick and Jane’ renown
  4. Jane Fonda - actress
  5. Martha “Calamity” Jane Canary - scout and entertainer
  6. Saint Jane Frances de Chantal
  7. Jane Goodall
  8. Sweet Jane by Velvet Underground
  9. Jane Austen - novelist
  10. Ivana Trump
  11. Jane Porter - Tarzan’s wife
  12. Jane Russell - actress
  13. Jane Curtin - actress

Ways to prepare/serve eggs

  1. Poached

Ways to prepare/serve eggs

  1. Poached
  2. Sunny Side Up

Ways to prepare/serve eggs

  1. Poached
  2. Sunny Side Up
  3. Scrambled

Ways to prepare/serve eggs

  1. Poached
  2. Sunny Side Up
  3. Scrambled
  4. Over Easy