Bakers Dozen

[Ponch8]

Things you might see in the sky.

1. Clouds
2. vapor trails
3. birds
4. the Moon
5. Superman
6. Airplanes
7. the sun
8. blimps
9. Sirius

[Little_Nemo]

Things you might see in the sky.

1. Clouds
2. vapor trails
3. birds
4. the Moon
5. Superman
6. Airplanes
7. the sun
8. blimps
9. Sirius
10. fireworks

[Thin_Ice]

Things you might see in the sky.

1. Clouds
2. vapor trails
3. birds
4. the Moon
5. Superman
6. Airplanes
7. the sun
8. blimps
9. Sirius
10. fireworks
11. Meteors

[gkster]

Things you might see in the sky.

1. Clouds
2. vapor trails
3. birds
4. the Moon
5. Superman
6. Airplanes
7. the sun
8. blimps
9. Sirius
10. fireworks
11. Meteors
12. bats

If the fireworks don’t scare them away, that is

[Mr_Zox]

Things you might see in the sky.

1. Clouds
2. vapor trails
3. birds
4. the Moon
5. Superman
6. Airplanes
7. the sun
8. blimps
9. Sirius
10. fireworks
11. Meteors
12. bats

If the fireworks don’t scare them away, that is
13) A well-hit baseball.
Next: Things you might see on the ground

1. Grass

[Thin_Ice]

Things you might see on the ground

1. Grass
2. Home Plate

[buddha_david]

Things you might see on the ground

1. Grass
2. Home Plate
3. Squished bubble gum

[Spoons]

Things you might see on the ground

1. Grass
2. Home Plate
3. Squished bubble gum
4. Stones

[astorian]

Things you might see on the ground

1. Grass
2. Home Plate
3. Squished bubble gum
4. Stones
5. Ants

[gkster]

Things you might see on the ground

1. Grass
2. Home Plate
3. Squished bubble gum
4. Stones
5. Ants
6. dog poop

[NDP]

Things you might see on the ground

1. Grass
2. Home Plate
3. Squished bubble gum
4. Stones
5. Ants
6. dog poop
7. Pavement

[Spoons]

Things you might see on the ground

1. Grass
2. Home Plate
3. Squished bubble gum
4. Stones
5. Ants
6. dog poop
7. Pavement
8. Puddles

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Things you might see on the ground

1. Grass
2. Home Plate
3. Squished bubble gum
4. Stones
5. Ants
6. dog poop
7. Pavement
8. Puddles
9. Chalk outlines of murder victims

[Knowed_Out]

Things you might see on the ground

1. Grass
2. Home Plate
3. Squished bubble gum
4. Stones
5. Ants
6. dog poop
7. Pavement
8. Puddles
9. Chalk outlines of murder victims
10. rotten apples

[Annie-Xmas]

Things you might see on the ground

1. Grass
2. Home Plate
3. Squished bubble gum
4. Stones
5. Ants
6. dog poop
7. Pavement
8. Puddles
9. Chalk outlines of murder victims
10. rotten apples
11. CASH!!!

[Intergalactic_Gladiator]

Things you might see on the ground

1. Grass
2. Home Plate
3. Squished bubble gum
4. Stones
5. Ants
6. dog poop
7. Pavement
8. Puddles
9. Chalk outlines of murder victims
10. rotten apples
11. CASH!!!
12. Rabbits

Very timely – I just found a quarter on the ground yesterday!

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Things you might see on the ground

1. Grass
2. Home Plate
3. Squished bubble gum
4. Stones
5. Ants
6. dog poop
7. Pavement
8. Puddles
9. Chalk outlines of murder victims
10. rotten apples
11. CASH!!!
12. Rabbits
13. Cigarette butts

Next category:

Cut from the first draft of the State of the Union Address

1. It has become all too clear that I am utterly incapable of serving as your President, and so tonight, on this very spot, I announce my immediate resignation.

[Intergalactic_Gladiator]

Cut from the first draft of the State of the Union Address

1. It has become all too clear that I am utterly incapable of serving as your President, and so tonight, on this very spot, I announce my immediate resignation.
2. Surprise! You’re on Candid Camera.

[astorian]

Cut from the first draft of the State of the Union Address

1. It has become all too clear that I am utterly incapable of serving as your President, and so tonight, on this very spot, I announce my immediate resignation.
2. Surprise! You’re on Candid Camera.
3. Go on, impeach me and make PENCE President. I triple dog DARE ya!

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Cut from the first draft of the State of the Union Address

1. It has become all too clear that I am utterly incapable of serving as your President, and so tonight, on this very spot, I announce my immediate resignation.
2. Surprise! You’re on Candid Camera.
3. Go on, impeach me and make PENCE President. I triple dog DARE ya!
4. No other President has applauded himself during a State of the Union, so America, tonight I shall be the first!