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Things overheard in South Korean airports just after the Olympic Winter Games ended

  1. “Thank God that maniac in Pyongyang behaved himself.”

hings overheard in South Korean airports just after the Olympic Winter Games ended

  1. “Thank God that maniac in Pyongyang behaved himself.”
  2. “The USA had its first openly gay athlete competing in the 2018 Olympics? It’s about fucking time.”

Things overheard in South Korean airports just after the Olympic Winter Games ended

  1. “Thank God that maniac in Pyongyang behaved himself.”
  2. “The USA had its first openly gay athlete competing in the 2018 Olympics? It’s about fucking time.”
  3. “The Russians may not win many medals once the IOC gets through with them, but they sure know how to party!”

Things overheard in South Korean airports just after the Olympic Winter Games ended

  1. “Thank God that maniac in Pyongyang behaved himself.”
  2. “The USA had its first openly gay athlete competing in the 2018 Olympics? It’s about fucking time.”
  3. “The Russians may not win many medals once the IOC gets through with them, but they sure know how to party!”
  4. “Where are my endorsement sponsors!? I was promised endorsement sponsors!”

Things overheard in South Korean airports just after the Olympic Winter Games ended

  1. “Thank God that maniac in Pyongyang behaved himself.”
  2. “The USA had its first openly gay athlete competing in the 2018 Olympics? It’s about fucking time.”
  3. “The Russians may not win many medals once the IOC gets through with them, but they sure know how to party!”
  4. “Where are my endorsement sponsors!? I was promised endorsement sponsors!”
  5. “Wow, that was a lot of condoms.”

Things overheard in South Korean airports just after the Olympic Winter Games ended

  1. “Thank God that maniac in Pyongyang behaved himself.”
  2. “The USA had its first openly gay athlete competing in the 2018 Olympics? It’s about fucking time.”
  3. “The Russians may not win many medals once the IOC gets through with them, but they sure know how to party!”
  4. “Where are my endorsement sponsors!? I was promised endorsement sponsors!”
  5. “Wow, that was a lot of condoms.”
  6. “That young lady Ivanka tried to sell me a condo.”

Things overheard in South Korean airports just after the Olympic Winter Games ended

  1. “Thank God that maniac in Pyongyang behaved himself.”
  2. “The USA had its first openly gay athlete competing in the 2018 Olympics? It’s about fucking time.”
  3. “The Russians may not win many medals once the IOC gets through with them, but they sure know how to party!”
  4. “Where are my endorsement sponsors!? I was promised endorsement sponsors!”
  5. “Wow, that was a lot of condoms.”
  6. “Where am I going to find a restaurant that serves grilled dog back in Des Moines?”

Things overheard in South Korean airports just after the Olympic Winter Games ended

  1. “Thank God that maniac in Pyongyang behaved himself.”
  2. “The USA had its first openly gay athlete competing in the 2018 Olympics? It’s about fucking time.”
  3. “The Russians may not win many medals once the IOC gets through with them, but they sure know how to party!”
  4. “Where are my endorsement sponsors!? I was promised endorsement sponsors!”
  5. “Wow, that was a lot of condoms.”
  6. “Where am I going to find a restaurant that serves grilled dog back in Des Moines?”
  7. “But I don’t wanna take off my medal to go through the metal detector!”

Things overheard in South Korean airports just after the Olympic Winter Games ended

  1. “Thank God that maniac in Pyongyang behaved himself.”
  2. “The USA had its first openly gay athlete competing in the 2018 Olympics? It’s about fucking time.”
  3. “The Russians may not win many medals once the IOC gets through with them, but they sure know how to party!”
  4. “Where are my endorsement sponsors!? I was promised endorsement sponsors!”
  5. “Wow, that was a lot of condoms.”
  6. “Where am I going to find a restaurant that serves grilled dog back in Des Moines?”
  7. “But I don’t wanna take off my medal to go through the metal detector!”
  8. “A pity the U.S. Ambassador to South Korea couldn’t make it.”

Things overheard in South Korean airports just after the Olympic Winter Games ended

  1. “Thank God that maniac in Pyongyang behaved himself.”
  2. “The USA had its first openly gay athlete competing in the 2018 Olympics? It’s about fucking time.”
  3. “The Russians may not win many medals once the IOC gets through with them, but they sure know how to party!”
  4. “Where are my endorsement sponsors!? I was promised endorsement sponsors!”
  5. “Wow, that was a lot of condoms.”
  6. “Where am I going to find a restaurant that serves grilled dog back in Des Moines?”
  7. “That young lady Ivanka tried to sell me a condo.”
  8. “But I don’t wanna take off my medal to go through the metal detector!”
  9. “A pity the U.S. Ambassador to South Korea couldn’t make it.”
  10. “The Norwegians have the most medals again, what else is new?”

Things overheard in South Korean airports just after the Olympic Winter Games ended

  1. “Thank God that maniac in Pyongyang behaved himself.”
  2. “The USA had its first openly gay athlete competing in the 2018 Olympics? It’s about fucking time.”
  3. “The Russians may not win many medals once the IOC gets through with them, but they sure know how to party!”
  4. “Where are my endorsement sponsors!? I was promised endorsement sponsors!”
  5. “Wow, that was a lot of condoms.”
  6. “Where am I going to find a restaurant that serves grilled dog back in Des Moines?”
  7. “That young lady Ivanka tried to sell me a condo.”
  8. “But I don’t wanna take off my medal to go through the metal detector!”
  9. “A pity the U.S. Ambassador to South Korea couldn’t make it.”
  10. “The Norwegians have the most medals again, what else is new?”
  11. “Thank God we can stop pretending to give a rat’s ass about any of those sports again!”

Things overheard in South Korean airports just after the Olympic Winter Games ended

  1. “Thank God that maniac in Pyongyang behaved himself.”
  2. “The USA had its first openly gay athlete competing in the 2018 Olympics? It’s about fucking time.”
  3. “The Russians may not win many medals once the IOC gets through with them, but they sure know how to party!”
  4. “Where are my endorsement sponsors!? I was promised endorsement sponsors!”
  5. “Wow, that was a lot of condoms.”
  6. “Where am I going to find a restaurant that serves grilled dog back in Des Moines?”
  7. “That young lady Ivanka tried to sell me a condo.”
  8. “But I don’t wanna take off my medal to go through the metal detector!”
  9. “A pity the U.S. Ambassador to South Korea couldn’t make it.”
  10. “The Norwegians have the most medals again, what else is new?”
  11. “Thank God we can stop pretending to give a rat’s ass about any of those sports again!”
  12. “Oh. Luge, you say? I thought he was saying “Huge!” all this time.”

Things overheard in South Korean airports just after the Olympic Winter Games ended

  1. “Thank God that maniac in Pyongyang behaved himself.”
  2. “The USA had its first openly gay athlete competing in the 2018 Olympics? It’s about fucking time.”
  3. “The Russians may not win many medals once the IOC gets through with them, but they sure know how to party!”
  4. “Where are my endorsement sponsors!? I was promised endorsement sponsors!”
  5. “Wow, that was a lot of condoms.”
  6. “Where am I going to find a restaurant that serves grilled dog back in Des Moines?”
  7. “That young lady Ivanka tried to sell me a condo.”
  8. “But I don’t wanna take off my medal to go through the metal detector!”
  9. “A pity the U.S. Ambassador to South Korea couldn’t make it.”
  10. “The Norwegians have the most medals again, what else is new?”
  11. “Thank God we can stop pretending to give a rat’s ass about any of those sports again!”
  12. “Oh. Luge, you say? I thought he was saying “Huge!” all this time.”
  13. “Anybody want to buy a slightly used curling stone? Cheap!”

New topic: something new you learned recently

  1. Humpty Dumpty was actually a cannon used in the English Civil War.

New topic: something new you learned recently

  1. Humpty Dumpty was actually a cannon used in the English Civil War.
  2. Rifling was actually invented in the late 15th century.

Something new you learned recently

  1. Humpty Dumpty was actually a cannon used in the English Civil War.
  2. Rifling was actually invented in the late 15th century.
  3. John Adams visited Shakespeare’s home in Stratford-upon-Avon with Thomas Jefferson. While there, they chipped off a piece of one of Shakespeare’s chairs as a souvenir.

Something new you learned recently

  1. Humpty Dumpty was actually a cannon used in the English Civil War.
  2. Rifling was actually invented in the late 15th century.
  3. John Adams visited Shakespeare’s home in Stratford-upon-Avon with Thomas Jefferson. While there, they chipped off a piece of one of Shakespeare’s chairs as a souvenir.
  4. Late in his reign, King William IV, third son of George III, told the U.S. ambassador at a dinner party that he regretted not being “born a free, independent American, so much did he respect that nation, which had given birth to George Washington, the greatest man that ever lived.”
  1. Humpty Dumpty was actually a cannon used in the English Civil War.
  2. Rifling was actually invented in the late 15th century.
  3. John Adams visited Shakespeare’s home in Stratford-upon-Avon with Thomas Jefferson. While there, they chipped off a piece of one of Shakespeare’s chairs as a souvenir.
  4. Late in his reign, King William IV, third son of George III, told the U.S. ambassador at a dinner party that he regretted not being “born a free, independent American, so much did he respect that nation, which had given birth to George Washington, the greatest man that ever lived.”
  5. The Ramones recorded a song called Chop Suey.
    The Ramones - Chop Suey (Soundtrack Version) - YouTube

Something new you learned recently

  1. Humpty Dumpty was actually a cannon used in the English Civil War.
  2. Rifling was actually invented in the late 15th century.
  3. John Adams visited Shakespeare’s home in Stratford-upon-Avon with Thomas Jefferson. While there, they chipped off a piece of one of Shakespeare’s chairs as a souvenir.
  4. Late in his reign, King William IV, third son of George III, told the U.S. ambassador at a dinner party that he regretted not being “born a free, independent American, so much did he respect that nation, which had given birth to George Washington, the greatest man that ever lived.”
  5. The Ramones recorded a song called Chop Suey.
  6. The wife of Jiro Horikoshi, who before WWII designed the famed Zero fighter plane for the Japanese military, did not die of tuberculosis as was shown in the 2013 Studio Ghibli film “The Wind Rises”

Something new you learned recently

  1. Humpty Dumpty was actually a cannon used in the English Civil War.
  2. Rifling was actually invented in the late 15th century.
  3. John Adams visited Shakespeare’s home in Stratford-upon-Avon with Thomas Jefferson. While there, they chipped off a piece of one of Shakespeare’s chairs as a souvenir.
  4. Late in his reign, King William IV, third son of George III, told the U.S. ambassador at a dinner party that he regretted not being “born a free, independent American, so much did he respect that nation, which had given birth to George Washington, the greatest man that ever lived.”
  5. The Ramones recorded a song called Chop Suey.
  6. The wife of Jiro Horikoshi, who before WWII designed the famed Zero fighter plane for the Japanese military, did not die of tuberculosis as was shown in the 2013 Studio Ghibli film “The Wind Rises”
  7. Dylan Thomas was a teenager when many of the poems for which he became famous were published, including “And death shall have no dominion”.

Something new you learned recently

  1. Humpty Dumpty was actually a cannon used in the English Civil War.
  2. Rifling was actually invented in the late 15th century.
  3. John Adams visited Shakespeare’s home in Stratford-upon-Avon with Thomas Jefferson. While there, they chipped off a piece of one of Shakespeare’s chairs as a souvenir.
  4. Late in his reign, King William IV, third son of George III, told the U.S. ambassador at a dinner party that he regretted not being “born a free, independent American, so much did he respect that nation, which had given birth to George Washington, the greatest man that ever lived.”
  5. The Ramones recorded a song called Chop Suey.
  6. The wife of Jiro Horikoshi, who before WWII designed the famed Zero fighter plane for the Japanese military, did not die of tuberculosis as was shown in the 2013 Studio Ghibli film “The Wind Rises”
  7. Dylan Thomas was a teenager when many of the poems for which he became famous were published, including “And death shall have no dominion”.
  8. “Cnidaria” is the phylum that includes jellyfish. The “C” is silent. I have no idea why the “C” is there, though.