Bakers Dozen

Famous children of famous people. For various levels of fame.

  1. Bindi Irwin, daughter of Steve Irwin.
  2. George W. Bush, son of George H.W. Bush
  3. Liza Minnelli, daughter of Judy Garland
  4. Paul Giamatti, son of Bart Giamatti, Commissioner of Baseball

Famous children of famous people. For various levels of fame.

  1. Bindi Irwin, daughter of Steve Irwin.
  2. George W. Bush, son of George H.W. Bush
  3. Liza Minnelli, daughter of Judy Garland
  4. Paul Giamatti, son of Bart Giamatti, Commissioner of Baseball
  5. Mary Shelley, daughter of Mary Wallstonecraft

That’s 13.

Next: The Thirteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse, including the color of the horse.

  1. Odorous, the Horseman of unexplained bad smells from ceiling vents & stuff. (Pale Green)

The Thirteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse, including the color of the horse.

  1. Odorous, the Horseman of unexplained bad smells from ceiling vents & stuff. (Pale Green)
  2. Blinky, the Horseman of reality television. (The dark gray of a TV screen that’s been turned off)

The Thirteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse, including the color of the horse.

  1. Odorous, the Horseman of unexplained bad smells from ceiling vents & stuff. (Pale Green)
  2. Blinky, the Horseman of reality television. (The dark gray of a TV screen that’s been turned off)
  3. Horny, the Unicorn of the group. and the horseman of Aged Virgins. White, with rainbow streaks in the mane

The Thirteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse, including the color of the horse.

  1. Odorous, the Horseman of unexplained bad smells from ceiling vents & stuff. (Pale Green)
  2. Blinky, the Horseman of reality television. (The dark gray of a TV screen that’s been turned off)
  3. Horny, the Unicorn of the group. and the horseman of Aged Virgins. White, with rainbow streaks in the mane
  4. Slowpoke, the Horseman of Traffic jams

The Thirteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse, including the color of the horse.

  1. Odorous, the Horseman of unexplained bad smells from ceiling vents & stuff. (Pale Green)
  2. Blinky, the Horseman of reality television. (The dark gray of a TV screen that’s been turned off)
  3. Horny, the Unicorn of the group. and the horseman of Aged Virgins. White, with rainbow streaks in the mane
  4. Slowpoke, the Horseman of Traffic jams
  5. Truthy, the Horseman of fake news, on a chameleon-colored horse

The Thirteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse, including the color of the horse.

  1. Odorous, the Horseman of unexplained bad smells from ceiling vents & stuff. (Pale Green)
  2. Blinky, the Horseman of reality television. (The dark gray of a TV screen that’s been turned off)
  3. Horny, the Unicorn of the group. and the horseman of Aged Virgins. White, with rainbow streaks in the mane
  4. Slowpoke, the Horseman of Traffic jams
  5. Truthy, the Horseman of fake news, on a chameleon-colored horse
  6. Buy-Me, the Horseman of graft and corruption. Horse color is dollar green, naturally.

The Thirteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse, including the color of the horse.

  1. Odorous, the Horseman of unexplained bad smells from ceiling vents & stuff. (Pale Green)
  2. Blinky, the Horseman of reality television. (The dark gray of a TV screen that’s been turned off)
  3. Horny, the Unicorn of the group. and the horseman of Aged Virgins. White, with rainbow streaks in the mane
  4. Slowpoke, the Horseman of Traffic jams
  5. Truthy, the Horseman of fake news, on a chameleon-colored horse
  6. Buy-Me, the Horseman of graft and corruption. Horse color is dollar green, naturally.
  7. Trump, the Horseman of Narcissism, on a fake-tan-orange horse.

The Thirteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse, including the color of the horse.

  1. Odorous, the Horseman of unexplained bad smells from ceiling vents & stuff. (Pale Green)
  2. Blinky, the Horseman of reality television. (The dark gray of a TV screen that’s been turned off)
  3. Horny, the Unicorn of the group. and the horseman of Aged Virgins. White, with rainbow streaks in the mane
  4. Slowpoke, the Horseman of Traffic jams
  5. Truthy, the Horseman of fake news, on a chameleon-colored horse
  6. Buy-Me, the Horseman of graft and corruption. Horse color is dollar green, naturally.
  7. Trump, the Horseman of Narcissism, on a fake-tan-orange horse.
  8. Zloii, the Horseman of election manipulation, on a dapple with emoji’s.

The Thirteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse, including the color of the horse.

  1. Odorous, the Horseman of unexplained bad smells from ceiling vents & stuff. (Pale Green)
  2. Blinky, the Horseman of reality television. (The dark gray of a TV screen that’s been turned off)
  3. Horny, the Unicorn of the group. and the horseman of Aged Virgins. White, with rainbow streaks in the mane
  4. Slowpoke, the Horseman of Traffic jams
  5. Truthy, the Horseman of fake news, on a chameleon-colored horse
  6. Buy-Me, the Horseman of graft and corruption. Horse color is dollar green, naturally.
  7. Trump, the Horseman of Narcissism, on a fake-tan-orange horse.
  8. Zloii, the Horseman of election manipulation, on a dapple with emoji’s.
  9. Whizzer, the Horseman of incontinence (yellow horse)

The Thirteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse, including the color of the horse.

  1. Odorous, the Horseman of unexplained bad smells from ceiling vents & stuff. (Pale Green)
  2. Blinky, the Horseman of reality television. (The dark gray of a TV screen that’s been turned off)
  3. Horny, the Unicorn of the group. and the horseman of Aged Virgins. White, with rainbow streaks in the mane
  4. Slowpoke, the Horseman of Traffic jams
  5. Truthy, the Horseman of fake news, on a chameleon-colored horse
  6. Buy-Me, the Horseman of graft and corruption. Horse color is dollar green, naturally.
  7. Trump, the Horseman of Narcissism, on a fake-tan-orange horse.
  8. Zloii, the Horseman of election manipulation, on a dapple with emoji’s.
  9. Whizzer, the Horseman of incontinence (yellow horse)
  10. Dammit, the Horseman of paper cuts, stepped-on toes and fingers caught in closing doors, on a mottled, discolored brown horse

The Thirteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse, including the color of the horse.

  1. Odorous, the Horseman of unexplained bad smells from ceiling vents & stuff. (Pale Green)
  2. Blinky, the Horseman of reality television. (The dark gray of a TV screen that’s been turned off)
  3. Horny, the Unicorn of the group. and the horseman of Aged Virgins. White, with rainbow streaks in the mane
  4. Slowpoke, the Horseman of Traffic jams
  5. Truthy, the Horseman of fake news, on a chameleon-colored horse
  6. Buy-Me, the Horseman of graft and corruption. Horse color is dollar green, naturally.
  7. Trump, the Horseman of Narcissism, on a fake-tan-orange horse.
  8. Zloii, the Horseman of election manipulation, on a dapple with emoji’s.
  9. Whizzer, the Horseman of incontinence (yellow horse)
  10. Dammit, the Horseman of paper cuts, stepped-on toes and fingers caught in closing doors, on a mottled, discolored brown horse
  11. Frustrato, the Horseman of printer paper jams

The Thirteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse, including the color of the horse.

  1. Odorous, the Horseman of unexplained bad smells from ceiling vents & stuff. (Pale Green)
  2. Blinky, the Horseman of reality television. (The dark gray of a TV screen that’s been turned off)
  3. Horny, the Unicorn of the group. and the horseman of Aged Virgins. White, with rainbow streaks in the mane
  4. Slowpoke, the Horseman of Traffic jams
  5. Truthy, the Horseman of fake news, on a chameleon-colored horse
  6. Buy-Me, the Horseman of graft and corruption. Horse color is dollar green, naturally.
  7. Trump, the Horseman of Narcissism, on a fake-tan-orange horse.
  8. Zloii, the Horseman of election manipulation, on a dapple with emoji’s.
  9. Whizzer, the Horseman of incontinence (yellow horse)
  10. Dammit, the Horseman of paper cuts, stepped-on toes and fingers caught in closing doors, on a mottled, discolored brown horse
  11. Frustrato, the Horseman of printer paper jams
  12. Whatzizname, the Horesman of forgetfulness, often found near family reunions and business meetings, color is… uh…

The Thirteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse, including the color of the horse.

  1. Odorous, the Horseman of unexplained bad smells from ceiling vents & stuff. (Pale Green)
  2. Blinky, the Horseman of reality television. (The dark gray of a TV screen that’s been turned off)
  3. Horny, the Unicorn of the group. and the horseman of Aged Virgins. White, with rainbow streaks in the mane
  4. Slowpoke, the Horseman of Traffic jams
  5. Truthy, the Horseman of fake news, on a chameleon-colored horse
  6. Buy-Me, the Horseman of graft and corruption. Horse color is dollar green, naturally.
  7. Trump, the Horseman of Narcissism, on a fake-tan-orange horse.
  8. Zloii, the Horseman of election manipulation, on a dapple with emoji’s.
  9. Whizzer, the Horseman of incontinence (yellow horse)
  10. Dammit, the Horseman of paper cuts, stepped-on toes and fingers caught in closing doors, on a mottled, discolored brown horse
  11. Frustrato, the Horseman of printer paper jams
  12. Whatzizname, the Horesman of forgetfulness, often found near family reunions and business meetings, color is… uh…
  13. Apostrophe’s, the Horseman of grammatical and punctuation error’s, the color is black-and-white

Next: carnival sideshow exhibits

You wanna give us the first one, Cardigan?

Oh, all right.

Carnival sideshow exhibits

  1. The dog-faced boy

Carnival sideshow exhibits

  1. The dog-faced boy
  2. Lobster Boy

Carnival sideshow exhibits

  1. The Dog-Faced Boy
  2. Lobster Boy
  3. The Bearded Lady

Carnival sideshow exhibits

  1. The Dog-Faced Boy
  2. Lobster Boy
  3. The Bearded Lady
  4. The Sword-Swallower

Carnival sideshow exhibits

  1. The Dog-Faced Boy
  2. Lobster Boy
  3. The Bearded Lady
  4. The Sword-Swallower
  5. The Hoochie Coochie show