Bakers Dozen

Surprising things from the divorce filing of Vanessa and Donald Trump Jr.

  1. Household spends $2500/mo. on hair goop
  2. Donald, Jr. has more shoes than Vanessa.
  3. Those goofy looks he makes for photographs are his O face.
  4. Eight kids he’s had by undocumented Mexican housemaid
  5. Vanessa’s IQ is well into Mensa range.
  6. Donald Jr initially asked his father if he could end the marriage with a Presidential Pardon.
  7. The “white powder” cornstarch is actually what Donald Jr uses instead of makeup
  8. His Secret Service codename is “Douchebag 2.0”
  9. Don Jr. Is demanding half the royalties from “Bret Michaels: Life As I Know It”
  10. Insists she refer to him as “My Trumpian Lord and Master” in bed
  11. But… Hilary’s emails!!!
  12. She’s leaving him for Anthony Scaramucci.

Surprising things from the divorce filing of Vanessa and Donald Trump Jr.

  1. Household spends $2500/mo. on hair goop
  2. Donald, Jr. has more shoes than Vanessa.
  3. Those goofy looks he makes for photographs are his O face.
  4. Eight kids he’s had by undocumented Mexican housemaid
  5. Vanessa’s IQ is well into Mensa range.
  6. Donald Jr initially asked his father if he could end the marriage with a Presidential Pardon.
  7. The “white powder” cornstarch is actually what Donald Jr uses instead of makeup
  8. His Secret Service codename is “Douchebag 2.0”
  9. Don Jr. Is demanding half the royalties from “Bret Michaels: Life As I Know It”
  10. Insists she refer to him as “My Trumpian Lord and Master” in bed
  11. But… Hilary’s emails!!!
  12. She’s leaving him for Anthony Scaramucci.
  13. She “built a wall” and now he’s “paying for it.”

Next: In his honor, facts about Stephen Hawking:

  1. He coauthored five children’s books with his daughter Lucy.

Next: In his honor, facts about Stephen Hawking:

  1. He coauthored five children’s books with his daughter Lucy.
  2. He appeared or did a voice over in seven episodes of The Big Bang Theory

Next: In his honor, facts about Stephen Hawking:

  1. He coauthored five children’s books with his daughter Lucy.
  2. He appeared or did a voice over in seven episodes of The Big Bang Theory
  3. He liked to sit in on script readings of episodes of The Simpsons, even when he wasn’t voicing a character.

Next: In his honor, facts about Stephen Hawking:

  1. He coauthored five children’s books with his daughter Lucy.
  2. He appeared or did a voice over in seven episodes of The Big Bang Theory
  3. He liked to sit in on script readings of episodes of The Simpsons, even when he wasn’t voicing a character.
  4. He was disappointed when he found his first voice synthesizer had an American accent.

In his honor, facts about Stephen Hawking:

  1. He coauthored five children’s books with his daughter Lucy.
  2. He appeared or did a voice over in seven episodes of “The Big Bang Theory”
  3. He liked to sit in on script readings of episodes of “The Simpsons,” even when he wasn’t voicing a character.
  4. He was disappointed when he found his first voice synthesizer had an American accent.
  5. He was the only person to have played himself in a “Star Trek” episode

In his honor, facts about Stephen Hawking:

  1. He coauthored five children’s books with his daughter Lucy.
  2. He appeared or did a voice over in seven episodes of The Big Bang Theory
  3. He liked to sit in on script readings of episodes of The Simpsons, even when he wasn’t voicing a character.
  4. He was disappointed when he found his first voice synthesizer had an American accent.
  5. He is the only person to have played himself in a “Star Trek” episode
  6. His book, A Brief History of Time, sold over 10 million copies in 20 years.

In his honor, facts about Stephen Hawking:

  1. He coauthored five children’s books with his daughter Lucy.
  2. He appeared or did a voice over in seven episodes of “The Big Bang Theory”
  3. He liked to sit in on script readings of episodes of “The Simpsons,” even when he wasn’t voicing a character.
  4. He was disappointed when he found his first voice synthesizer had an American accent.
  5. He was the only person to have played himself in a “Star Trek” episode
  6. His book, “A Brief History of Time,” sold over 10 million copies in 20 years
  7. He saw and liked the movie “The Theory of Everything,” and afterwards met actor Eddie Redmayne, who played him in his youth

In his honor, facts about Stephen Hawking:

  1. He coauthored five children’s books with his daughter Lucy.
  2. He appeared or did a voice over in seven episodes of “The Big Bang Theory”
  3. He liked to sit in on script readings of episodes of “The Simpsons,” even when he wasn’t voicing a character.
  4. He was disappointed when he found his first voice synthesizer had an American accent.
  5. He was the only person to have played himself in a “Star Trek” episode
  6. His book, “A Brief History of Time,” sold over 10 million copies in 20 years
  7. He saw and liked the movie “The Theory of Everything,” and afterwards met actor Eddie Redmayne, who played him in his youth
  8. Hawking was born on the 300th anniversary of the day Galileo died.

In his honor, facts about Stephen Hawking:

  1. He coauthored five children’s books with his daughter Lucy.
  2. He appeared or did a voice over in seven episodes of “The Big Bang Theory”
  3. He liked to sit in on script readings of episodes of “The Simpsons,” even when he wasn’t voicing a character.
  4. He was disappointed when he found his first voice synthesizer had an American accent.
  5. He was the only person to have played himself in a “Star Trek” episode
  6. His book, “A Brief History of Time,” sold over 10 million copies in 20 years
  7. He saw and liked the movie “The Theory of Everything,” and afterwards met actor Eddie Redmayne, who played him in his youth
  8. Hawking was born on the 300th anniversary of the day Galileo died.
  9. In 2007, he took a zero-gravity flight in a reduced-gravity aircraft.

In his honor, facts about Stephen Hawking:

  1. He coauthored five children’s books with his daughter Lucy.
  2. He appeared or did a voice over in seven episodes of “The Big Bang Theory”
  3. He liked to sit in on script readings of episodes of “The Simpsons,” even when he wasn’t voicing a character.
  4. He was disappointed when he found his first voice synthesizer had an American accent.
  5. He was the only person to have played himself in a “Star Trek” episode
  6. His book, “A Brief History of Time,” sold over 10 million copies in 20 years
  7. He saw and liked the movie “The Theory of Everything,” and afterwards met actor Eddie Redmayne, who played him in his youth
  8. Hawking was born on the 300th anniversary of the day Galileo died.
  9. In 2007, he took a zero-gravity flight in a reduced-gravity aircraft.
  10. Hawking argued that computer viruses should be considered a new form of life, and stated that “maybe it says something about human nature, that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. Talk about creating life in our own image.”

In his honor, facts about Stephen Hawking:

  1. He coauthored five children’s books with his daughter Lucy.
  2. He appeared or did a voice over in seven episodes of “The Big Bang Theory”
  3. He liked to sit in on script readings of episodes of “The Simpsons,” even when he wasn’t voicing a character.
  4. He was disappointed when he found his first voice synthesizer had an American accent.
  5. He was the only person to have played himself in a “Star Trek” episode
  6. His book, “A Brief History of Time,” sold over 10 million copies in 20 years
  7. He saw and liked the movie “The Theory of Everything,” and afterwards met actor Eddie Redmayne, who played him in his youth
  8. Hawking was born on the 300th anniversary of the day Galileo died.
  9. In 2007, he took a zero-gravity flight in a reduced-gravity aircraft.
  10. Hawking argued that computer viruses should be considered a new form of life, and stated that “maybe it says something about human nature, that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. Talk about creating life in our own image.”
  11. He provided guest vocals on Pink Floyd’s “Momentary Lapse of Reason” album.

In his honor, facts about Stephen Hawking:

  1. He coauthored five children’s books with his daughter Lucy.
  2. He appeared or did a voice over in seven episodes of “The Big Bang Theory”
  3. He liked to sit in on script readings of episodes of “The Simpsons,” even when he wasn’t voicing a character.
  4. He was disappointed when he found his first voice synthesizer had an American accent.
  5. He was the only person to have played himself in a “Star Trek” episode
  6. His book, “A Brief History of Time,” sold over 10 million copies in 20 years
  7. He saw and liked the movie “The Theory of Everything,” and afterwards met actor Eddie Redmayne, who played him in his youth
  8. Hawking was born on the 300th anniversary of the day Galileo died.
  9. In 2007, he took a zero-gravity flight in a reduced-gravity aircraft.
  10. Hawking argued that computer viruses should be considered a new form of life, and stated that “maybe it says something about human nature, that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. Talk about creating life in our own image.”
  11. He provided guest vocals on Pink Floyd’s “Momentary Lapse of Reason” album.
  12. Hawking’s original synthesizer was created by a California-based company called Words Plus, which ran a speech program called Equalizer on an Apple II computer. Adapted to a portable system that could be mounted on a wheelchair, the program enabled Hawking to “speak” by using a hand clicker to choose words on a screen. After he eventually lost use of his hands, Hawking had an infrared switch mounted on his glasses that generated words by detecting cheek movement.

In his honor, facts about Stephen Hawking:

  1. He coauthored five children’s books with his daughter Lucy.
  2. He appeared or did a voice over in seven episodes of “The Big Bang Theory”
  3. He liked to sit in on script readings of episodes of “The Simpsons,” even when he wasn’t voicing a character.
  4. He was disappointed when he found his first voice synthesizer had an American accent.
  5. He was the only person to have played himself in a “Star Trek” episode
  6. His book, “A Brief History of Time,” sold over 10 million copies in 20 years
  7. He saw and liked the movie “The Theory of Everything,” and afterwards met actor Eddie Redmayne, who played him in his youth
  8. Hawking was born on the 300th anniversary of the day Galileo died.
  9. In 2007, he took a zero-gravity flight in a reduced-gravity aircraft.
  10. Hawking argued that computer viruses should be considered a new form of life, and stated that “maybe it says something about human nature, that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. Talk about creating life in our own image.”
  11. He provided guest vocals on Pink Floyd’s “Momentary Lapse of Reason” album.
  12. Hawking’s original synthesizer was created by a California-based company called Words Plus, which ran a speech program called Equalizer on an Apple II computer. Adapted to a portable system that could be mounted on a wheelchair, the program enabled Hawking to “speak” by using a hand clicker to choose words on a screen. After he eventually lost use of his hands, Hawking had an infrared switch mounted on his glasses that generated words by detecting cheek movement.
  13. His middle name was William.

Next: 1970’s children’s movies:

  1. Benji

1970’s children’s movies:

  1. Benji
  2. The Muppet Movie

1970’s children’s movies:

  1. Benji
  2. The Muppet Movie
  3. Willie Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

1970’s children’s movies:

  1. Benji
  2. The Muppet Movie
  3. Willie Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
  4. The Black Stallion

1970’s children’s movies:

  1. Benji
  2. The Muppet Movie
  3. Willie Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
  4. The Black Stallion
  5. Bedknobs and Broomsticks

1970’s children’s movies:

  1. Benji
  2. The Muppet Movie
  3. Willie Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
  4. The Black Stallion
  5. Bedknobs and Broomsticks
  6. Escape to Witch Mountain

1970’s children’s movies:

  1. Benji
  2. The Muppet Movie
  3. Willie Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
  4. The Black Stallion
  5. Bedknobs and Broomsticks
  6. Escape to Witch Mountain
  7. The Rescuers