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Slogans and Jingles From When Tobacco Could Advertise

  1. “Winston tastes good, like a cigarette should.”

  2. “Us Tareyton smokers would rather fight than switch!”

  3. “You’ve come a long way, baby!” - Virginia Slims

  4. “I’d walk a mile for a Camel.”

  5. “Why don’t you pick one up and smoke it some time?” - Muriel cigars

  6. “Come to where the flavor is” - Marlboro

  7. "L.S.M.F.T: Lucky Strikes mean fine tobacco - Lucky Strikes

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Slogans and Jingles From When Tobacco Could Advertise

  1. “Winston tastes good, like a cigarette should.”
  2. “Us Tareyton smokers would rather fight than switch!”
  3. “You’ve come a long way, baby!” - Virginia Slims
  4. “I’d walk a mile for a Camel.”
  5. “Why don’t you pick one up and smoke it some time?” - Muriel cigars
  6. “Come to where the flavor is” - Marlboro
  7. "L.S.M.F.T: Lucky Strikes mean fine tobacco - Lucky Strikes
  8. “Chesterfield: Blow some my way”

Slogans and Jingles From When Tobacco Could Advertise

  1. “Winston tastes good, like a cigarette should.”
  2. “Us Tareyton smokers would rather fight than switch!”
  3. “You’ve come a long way, baby!” - Virginia Slims
  4. “I’d walk a mile for a Camel.”
  5. “Why don’t you pick one up and smoke it some time?” - Muriel cigars
  6. “Come to where the flavor is” - Marlboro
  7. "L.S.M.F.T: Lucky Strikes mean fine tobacco - Lucky Strikes
  8. “Chesterfield: Blow some my way”
  9. “You can take Salem out of the country, but… you can’t take the country out of Salem”

Slogans and Jingles From When Tobacco Could Advertise

  1. “Winston tastes good, like a cigarette should.”
  2. “Us Tareyton smokers would rather fight than switch!”
  3. “You’ve come a long way, baby!” - Virginia Slims
  4. “I’d walk a mile for a Camel.”
  5. “Why don’t you pick one up and smoke it some time?” - Muriel cigars
  6. “Come to where the flavor is” - Marlboro
  7. "L.S.M.F.T: Lucky Strikes mean fine tobacco - Lucky Strikes
  8. “Chesterfield: Blow some my way”
  9. “You can take Salem out of the country, but… you can’t take the country out of Salem”
  10. “Just a silly millimeter longer” - Benson & Hedges 100

Slogans and Jingles From When Tobacco Could Advertise

  1. “Winston tastes good, like a cigarette should.”
  2. “Us Tareyton smokers would rather fight than switch!”
  3. “You’ve come a long way, baby!” - Virginia Slims
  4. “I’d walk a mile for a Camel.”
  5. “Why don’t you pick one up and smoke it some time?” - Muriel cigars
  6. “Come to where the flavor is” - Marlboro
  7. "L.S.M.F.T: Lucky Strikes mean fine tobacco - Lucky Strikes
  8. “Chesterfield: Blow some my way”
  9. “You can take Salem out of the country, but… you can’t take the country out of Salem”
  10. “Just a silly millimeter longer” - Benson & Hedges 100
  11. “Smoother than any other menthol cigarette” - Newport

Slogans and Jingles From When Tobacco Could Advertise

  1. “Winston tastes good, like a cigarette should.”
  2. “Us Tareyton smokers would rather fight than switch!”
  3. “You’ve come a long way, baby!” - Virginia Slims
  4. “I’d walk a mile for a Camel.”
  5. “Why don’t you pick one up and smoke it some time?” - Muriel cigars
  6. “Come to where the flavor is” - Marlboro
  7. "L.S.M.F.T: Lucky Strikes mean fine tobacco - Lucky Strikes
  8. “Chesterfield: Blow some my way”
  9. “You can take Salem out of the country, but… you can’t take the country out of Salem”
  10. “Just a silly millimeter longer” - Benson & Hedges 100
  11. “Smoother than any other menthol cigarette” - Newport
  12. “Call for Philip Morris!”

Slogans and Jingles From When Tobacco Could Advertise

  1. “Winston tastes good, like a cigarette should.”

  2. “Us Tareyton smokers would rather fight than switch!”

  3. “You’ve come a long way, baby!” - Virginia Slims

  4. “I’d walk a mile for a Camel.”

  5. “Why don’t you pick one up and smoke it some time?” - Muriel cigars

  6. “Come to where the flavor is” - Marlboro

  7. "L.S.M.F.T: Lucky Strikes mean fine tobacco - Lucky Strikes

  8. “Chesterfield: Blow some my way”

  9. “You can take Salem out of the country, but… you can’t take the country out of Salem”

  10. “Just a silly millimeter longer” - Benson & Hedges 100

  11. “Smoother than any other menthol cigarette” - Newport

  12. “Call for Philip Morris!”

  13. So round, so firm, so fully packed…
    Next: A Popular Beer Where You Grew Up That You Never See Any More

  14. Schaefer (is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one!)

A Popular Beer Where You Grew Up That You Never See Any More

  1. Schaefer (is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one!)
  2. Lucky Lager
    [Note: Before submitting your defunct brand of beer, you may want to do a Google search first just to make sure they’re really off the market. A lot of local brews I thought were gone are still hanging on somewhere in the US or can be found in an obscure section of a nearby supermarket’s beer aisle.]

A Popular Beer Where You Grew Up That You Never See Any More

  1. Schaefer (is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one!)
  2. Lucky Lager
  3. Falstaff (go, go, go for Falstaff; it’s our beer!)

A Popular Beer Where You Grew Up That You Never See Any More

  1. Schaefer (is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one!)
  2. Lucky Lager
  3. Falstaff (go, go, go for Falstaff; it’s our beer!)
  4. Schlitz (When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer)

A Popular Beer Where You Grew Up That You Never See Any More

  1. Schaefer (is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one!)
  2. Lucky Lager
  3. Falstaff (go, go, go for Falstaff; it’s our beer!)
  4. Schlitz (When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer)
  5. Olympia

(admittedly, I don’t look for beer often…My dad used to drink it)

A Popular Beer Where You Grew Up That You Never See Any More

  1. Schaefer (is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one!)
  2. Lucky Lager
  3. Falstaff (go, go, go for Falstaff; it’s our beer!)
  4. Schlitz (When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer)
  5. Olympia
  6. Hamms

A Popular Beer Where You Grew Up That You Never See Any More

  1. Schaefer (is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one!)
  2. Lucky Lager
  3. Falstaff (go, go, go for Falstaff; it’s our beer!)
  4. Schlitz (When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer)
  5. Olympia
  6. Hamms
  7. National Premium (NOT Natty Boh - it was a real pilsner, and from “the land of pleasant living”, natch)

A Popular Beer Where You Grew Up That You Never See Any More

  1. Schaefer (is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one!)
  2. Lucky Lager
  3. Falstaff (go, go, go for Falstaff; it’s our beer!)
  4. Schlitz (When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer)
  5. Olympia
  6. Hamms
  7. National Premium (NOT Natty Boh - it was a real pilsner, and from “the land of pleasant living”, natch)
  8. Goebel

A Popular Beer Where You Grew Up That You Never See Any More

  1. Schaefer (is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one!)
  2. Lucky Lager
  3. Falstaff (go, go, go for Falstaff; it’s our beer!)
  4. Schlitz (When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer)
  5. Olympia
  6. Hamms
  7. National Premium (NOT Natty Boh - it was a real pilsner, and from “the land of pleasant living”, natch)
  8. Goebel
  9. Chief Oshkosh

A Popular Beer Where You Grew Up That You Never See Any More

  1. Schaefer (is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one!)
  2. Lucky Lager
  3. Falstaff (go, go, go for Falstaff; it’s our beer!)
  4. Schlitz (When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer)
  5. Olympia
  6. Hamms
  7. National Premium (NOT Natty Boh - it was a real pilsner, and from “the land of pleasant living”, natch)
  8. Goebel
  9. Chief Oshkosh
  10. Piels (“The kind of beer you first loved.”)

A Popular Beer Where You Grew Up That You Never See Any More

  1. Schaefer (is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one!)
  2. Lucky Lager
  3. Falstaff (go, go, go for Falstaff; it’s our beer!)
  4. Schlitz (When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer)
  5. Olympia
  6. Hamms
  7. National Premium (NOT Natty Boh - it was a real pilsner, and from “the land of pleasant living”, natch)
  8. Goebel
  9. Chief Oshkosh
  10. Piels (“The kind of beer you first loved.”)
  11. Carling Black Label (“Mabel, Black Label…”)

A Popular Beer Where You Grew Up That You Never See Any More

  1. Schaefer (is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one!)
  2. Lucky Lager
  3. Falstaff (go, go, go for Falstaff; it’s our beer!)
  4. Schlitz (When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer)
  5. Olympia
  6. Hamms
  7. National Premium (NOT Natty Boh - it was a real pilsner, and from “the land of pleasant living”, natch)
  8. Goebel
  9. Chief Oshkosh
  10. Piels (“The kind of beer you first loved.”)
  11. Carling Black Label (“Mabel, Black Label…”)
  12. King Snedley’s Beer

A Popular Beer Where You Grew Up That You Never See Any More

  1. Schaefer (is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one!)
  2. Lucky Lager
  3. Falstaff (go, go, go for Falstaff; it’s our beer!)
  4. Schlitz (When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer)
  5. Olympia
  6. Hamms
  7. National Premium (NOT Natty Boh - it was a real pilsner, and from “the land of pleasant living”, natch)
  8. Goebel
  9. Chief Oshkosh
  10. Piels (“The kind of beer you first loved.”)
  11. Carling Black Label (“Mabel, Black Label…”)
  12. King Snedley’s Beer
  13. Ballantine
    Pass

Fictional artistic geniuses who were also total jerks

  1. Reynolds Woodcock, “Phantom Thread”