Slogans and Jingles From When Tobacco Could Advertise
“Winston tastes good, like a cigarette should.”
“Us Tareyton smokers would rather fight than switch!”
“You’ve come a long way, baby!” - Virginia Slims
“I’d walk a mile for a Camel.”
“Why don’t you pick one up and smoke it some time?” - Muriel cigars
“Come to where the flavor is” - Marlboro
"L.S.M.F.T: Lucky Strikes mean fine tobacco - Lucky Strikes
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Slogans and Jingles From When Tobacco Could Advertise
“Winston tastes good, like a cigarette should.”
“Us Tareyton smokers would rather fight than switch!”
“You’ve come a long way, baby!” - Virginia Slims
“I’d walk a mile for a Camel.”
“Why don’t you pick one up and smoke it some time?” - Muriel cigars
“Come to where the flavor is” - Marlboro
"L.S.M.F.T: Lucky Strikes mean fine tobacco - Lucky Strikes
“Chesterfield: Blow some my way”
Slogans and Jingles From When Tobacco Could Advertise
“Winston tastes good, like a cigarette should.”
“Us Tareyton smokers would rather fight than switch!”
“You’ve come a long way, baby!” - Virginia Slims
“I’d walk a mile for a Camel.”
“Why don’t you pick one up and smoke it some time?” - Muriel cigars
“Come to where the flavor is” - Marlboro
"L.S.M.F.T: Lucky Strikes mean fine tobacco - Lucky Strikes
“Chesterfield: Blow some my way”
“You can take Salem out of the country, but… you can’t take the country out of Salem”
Slogans and Jingles From When Tobacco Could Advertise
“Winston tastes good, like a cigarette should.”
“Us Tareyton smokers would rather fight than switch!”
“You’ve come a long way, baby!” - Virginia Slims
“I’d walk a mile for a Camel.”
“Why don’t you pick one up and smoke it some time?” - Muriel cigars
“Come to where the flavor is” - Marlboro
"L.S.M.F.T: Lucky Strikes mean fine tobacco - Lucky Strikes
“Chesterfield: Blow some my way”
“You can take Salem out of the country, but… you can’t take the country out of Salem”
“Just a silly millimeter longer” - Benson & Hedges 100
gkster
May 11, 2018, 7:43pm
58951
Slogans and Jingles From When Tobacco Could Advertise
“Winston tastes good, like a cigarette should.”
“Us Tareyton smokers would rather fight than switch!”
“You’ve come a long way, baby!” - Virginia Slims
“I’d walk a mile for a Camel.”
“Why don’t you pick one up and smoke it some time?” - Muriel cigars
“Come to where the flavor is” - Marlboro
"L.S.M.F.T: Lucky Strikes mean fine tobacco - Lucky Strikes
“Chesterfield: Blow some my way”
“You can take Salem out of the country, but… you can’t take the country out of Salem”
“Just a silly millimeter longer” - Benson & Hedges 100
“Smoother than any other menthol cigarette” - Newport
Slogans and Jingles From When Tobacco Could Advertise
“Winston tastes good, like a cigarette should.”
“Us Tareyton smokers would rather fight than switch!”
“You’ve come a long way, baby!” - Virginia Slims
“I’d walk a mile for a Camel.”
“Why don’t you pick one up and smoke it some time?” - Muriel cigars
“Come to where the flavor is” - Marlboro
"L.S.M.F.T: Lucky Strikes mean fine tobacco - Lucky Strikes
“Chesterfield: Blow some my way”
“You can take Salem out of the country, but… you can’t take the country out of Salem”
“Just a silly millimeter longer” - Benson & Hedges 100
“Smoother than any other menthol cigarette” - Newport
“Call for Philip Morris!”
Slogans and Jingles From When Tobacco Could Advertise
“Winston tastes good, like a cigarette should.”
“Us Tareyton smokers would rather fight than switch!”
“You’ve come a long way, baby!” - Virginia Slims
“I’d walk a mile for a Camel.”
“Why don’t you pick one up and smoke it some time?” - Muriel cigars
“Come to where the flavor is” - Marlboro
"L.S.M.F.T: Lucky Strikes mean fine tobacco - Lucky Strikes
“Chesterfield: Blow some my way”
“You can take Salem out of the country, but… you can’t take the country out of Salem”
“Just a silly millimeter longer” - Benson & Hedges 100
“Smoother than any other menthol cigarette” - Newport
“Call for Philip Morris!”
So round, so firm, so fully packed…
Next: A Popular Beer Where You Grew Up That You Never See Any More
Schaefer (is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one!)
NDP
May 11, 2018, 9:34pm
58954
A Popular Beer Where You Grew Up That You Never See Any More
Schaefer (is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one!)
Lucky Lager
[Note: Before submitting your defunct brand of beer, you may want to do a Google search first just to make sure they’re really off the market. A lot of local brews I thought were gone are still hanging on somewhere in the US or can be found in an obscure section of a nearby supermarket’s beer aisle.]
A Popular Beer Where You Grew Up That You Never See Any More
Schaefer (is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one!)
Lucky Lager
Falstaff (go, go, go for Falstaff; it’s our beer!)
A Popular Beer Where You Grew Up That You Never See Any More
Schaefer (is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one!)
Lucky Lager
Falstaff (go, go, go for Falstaff; it’s our beer!)
Schlitz (When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer)
A Popular Beer Where You Grew Up That You Never See Any More
Schaefer (is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one!)
Lucky Lager
Falstaff (go, go, go for Falstaff; it’s our beer!)
Schlitz (When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer)
Olympia
(admittedly, I don’t look for beer often…My dad used to drink it)
A Popular Beer Where You Grew Up That You Never See Any More
Schaefer (is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one!)
Lucky Lager
Falstaff (go, go, go for Falstaff; it’s our beer!)
Schlitz (When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer)
Olympia
Hamms
A Popular Beer Where You Grew Up That You Never See Any More
Schaefer (is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one!)
Lucky Lager
Falstaff (go, go, go for Falstaff; it’s our beer!)
Schlitz (When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer)
Olympia
Hamms
National Premium (NOT Natty Boh - it was a real pilsner, and from “the land of pleasant living”, natch)
A Popular Beer Where You Grew Up That You Never See Any More
Schaefer (is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one!)
Lucky Lager
Falstaff (go, go, go for Falstaff; it’s our beer!)
Schlitz (When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer)
Olympia
Hamms
National Premium (NOT Natty Boh - it was a real pilsner, and from “the land of pleasant living”, natch)
Goebel
jtur88
May 12, 2018, 7:31am
58961
A Popular Beer Where You Grew Up That You Never See Any More
Schaefer (is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one!)
Lucky Lager
Falstaff (go, go, go for Falstaff; it’s our beer!)
Schlitz (When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer)
Olympia
Hamms
National Premium (NOT Natty Boh - it was a real pilsner, and from “the land of pleasant living”, natch)
Goebel
Chief Oshkosh
A Popular Beer Where You Grew Up That You Never See Any More
Schaefer (is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one!)
Lucky Lager
Falstaff (go, go, go for Falstaff; it’s our beer!)
Schlitz (When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer)
Olympia
Hamms
National Premium (NOT Natty Boh - it was a real pilsner, and from “the land of pleasant living”, natch)
Goebel
Chief Oshkosh
Piels (“The kind of beer you first loved.”)
A Popular Beer Where You Grew Up That You Never See Any More
Schaefer (is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one!)
Lucky Lager
Falstaff (go, go, go for Falstaff; it’s our beer!)
Schlitz (When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer)
Olympia
Hamms
National Premium (NOT Natty Boh - it was a real pilsner, and from “the land of pleasant living”, natch)
Goebel
Chief Oshkosh
Piels (“The kind of beer you first loved.”)
Carling Black Label (“Mabel, Black Label…”)
A Popular Beer Where You Grew Up That You Never See Any More
Schaefer (is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one!)
Lucky Lager
Falstaff (go, go, go for Falstaff; it’s our beer!)
Schlitz (When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer)
Olympia
Hamms
National Premium (NOT Natty Boh - it was a real pilsner, and from “the land of pleasant living”, natch)
Goebel
Chief Oshkosh
Piels (“The kind of beer you first loved.”)
Carling Black Label (“Mabel, Black Label…”)
King Snedley’s Beer
A Popular Beer Where You Grew Up That You Never See Any More
Schaefer (is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one!)
Lucky Lager
Falstaff (go, go, go for Falstaff; it’s our beer!)
Schlitz (When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer)
Olympia
Hamms
National Premium (NOT Natty Boh - it was a real pilsner, and from “the land of pleasant living”, natch)
Goebel
Chief Oshkosh
Piels (“The kind of beer you first loved.”)
Carling Black Label (“Mabel, Black Label…”)
King Snedley’s Beer
Ballantine
Pass
Fictional artistic geniuses who were also total jerks
Reynolds Woodcock, “Phantom Thread”