Bakers Dozen

[Mr_Zox]

After the style of Paul Simon’s “Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover”, 13 Ways To End The Planet

1. It’s a nuclear bomb, Tom.
2. Here comes the Black Death, Beth.
3. It’s the great flood, Judd.
4. It’s an asteroid, Lloyd.
5. Some nasty new disease, Louise.
6. We get attacked by all the plants, Lance
7. Melt all the ice, Bryce
8. When the aliens invade, Wade.
9. there’s no clean air, Claire
10. The food’s all gone, Ron
11. A cometary impact, Jack
12. Turn the sun off, Joff

[Little_Nemo]

After the style of Paul Simon’s “Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover”, 13 Ways To End The Planet

1. It’s a nuclear bomb, Tom.
2. Here comes the Black Death, Beth.
3. It’s the great flood, Judd.
4. It’s an asteroid, Lloyd.
5. Some nasty new disease, Louise.
6. We get attacked by all the plants, Lance
7. Melt all the ice, Bryce
8. When the aliens invade, Wade.
9. there’s no clean air, Claire
10. The food’s all gone, Ron
11. A cometary impact, Jack
12. Turn the sun off, Joff
13. Turn it into gray goo, Stu

I’ll pass

[Elendil_s_Heir]

After the style of Paul Simon’s “Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover,” 13 MORE Ways To End The Planet

1. Watch out for that gamma-ray burst, Hearst

[Spiderman]

After the style of Paul Simon’s “Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover,” 13 MORE Ways To End The Planet

1. Watch out for that gamma-ray burst, Hearst
2. Sea level increase, Reese.

[tripthicket]

After the style of Paul Simon’s “Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover,” 13 MORE Ways To End The Planet

1. Watch out for that gamma-ray burst, Hearst
2. Sea level increase, Reese.
3. It’s the living dead, Fred.
   Which just barely edged out ‘It’s the zombies, Abercrombie.’

[Tangent]

After the style of Paul Simon’s “Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover,” 13 MORE Ways To End The Planet

1. Watch out for that gamma-ray burst, Hearst
2. Sea level increase, Reese.
3. It’s the living dead, Fred.
4. Og smash, Nash.

[Spoons]

After the style of Paul Simon’s “Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover,” 13 MORE Ways To End The Planet

1. Watch out for that gamma-ray burst, Hearst
2. Sea level increase, Reese.
3. It’s the living dead, Fred.
4. Og smash, Nash.
5. Another ice age, Gage.

[NDP]

After the style of Paul Simon’s “Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover,” 13 MORE Ways To End The Planet

1. Watch out for that gamma-ray burst, Hearst
2. Sea level increase, Reese.
3. It’s the living dead, Fred.
4. Og smash, Nash.
5. Another ice age, Gage.
6. Yellowstone blew, Lou.

[Annie-Xmas]

After the style of Paul Simon’s “Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover,” 13 MORE Ways To End The Planet

1. Watch out for that gamma-ray burst, Hearst
2. Sea level increase, Reese.
3. It’s the living dead, Fred.
4. Og smash, Nash.
5. Another ice age, Gage.
6. Yellowstone blew, Lou.
7. Planet destroyed by God, Rod

[Intergalactic_Gladiator]

After the style of Paul Simon’s “Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover,” 13 MORE Ways To End The Planet

1. Watch out for that gamma-ray burst, Hearst
2. Sea level increase, Reese.
3. It’s the living dead, Fred.
4. Og smash, Nash.
5. Another ice age, Gage.
6. Yellowstone blew, Lou.
7. Satan opened a portal to Hell, Mel.

[Annie-Xmas]

After the style of Paul Simon’s “Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover,” 13 MORE Ways To End The Planet

1. Watch out for that gamma-ray burst, Hearst
2. Sea level increase, Reese.
3. It’s the living dead, Fred.
4. Og smash, Nash.
5. Another ice age, Gage.
6. Yellowstone blew, Lou.
7. Planet destroyed by God, Rod
8. Satan opened a portal to Hell, Mel.
9. An accident in an experiment by Sheldon Cooper, Smelly Pooper.

7 & 8 are one of the best simulpostings ever.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

After the style of Paul Simon’s “Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover,” 13 MORE Ways To End The Planet

1. Watch out for that gamma-ray burst, Hearst
2. Sea level increase, Reese.
3. It’s the living dead, Fred.
4. Og smash, Nash.
5. Another ice age, Gage.
6. Yellowstone blew, Lou.
7. Planet destroyed by God, Rod
8. Satan opened a portal to Hell, Mel.
9. An accident in an experiment by Sheldon Cooper, Smelly Pooper.
10. Supervirus kills us all, Paul.

[Tangent]

After the style of Paul Simon’s “Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover,” 13 MORE Ways To End The Planet

1. Watch out for that gamma-ray burst, Hearst
2. Sea level increase, Reese.
3. It’s the living dead, Fred.
4. Og smash, Nash.
5. Another ice age, Gage.
6. Yellowstone blew, Lou.
7. Planet destroyed by God, Rod
8. Satan opened a portal to Hell, Mel.
9. An accident in an experiment by Sheldon Cooper, Smelly Pooper.
10. Supervirus kills us all, Paul.
11. Hit by a rogue planet, Janet.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

After the style of Paul Simon’s “Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover,” 13 MORE Ways To End The Planet

1. Watch out for that gamma-ray burst, Hearst
2. Sea level increase, Reese.
3. It’s the living dead, Fred.
4. Og smash, Nash.
5. Another ice age, Gage.
6. Yellowstone blew, Lou.
7. Planet destroyed by God, Rod
8. Satan opened a portal to Hell, Mel.
9. An accident in an experiment by Sheldon Cooper, Smelly Pooper.
10. Supervirus kills us all, Paul.
11. Hit by a rogue planet, Janet.
12. The Sun goes kablooey, Louie.

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

After the style of Paul Simon’s “Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover,” 13 MORE Ways To End The Planet

1. Watch out for that gamma-ray burst, Hearst
2. Sea level increase, Reese.
3. It’s the living dead, Fred.
4. Og smash, Nash.
5. Another ice age, Gage.
6. Yellowstone blew, Lou.
7. Planet destroyed by God, Rod
8. Satan opened a portal to Hell, Mel.
9. An accident in an experiment by Sheldon Cooper, Smelly Pooper.
10. Supervirus kills us all, Paul.
11. Hit by a rogue planet, Janet.
12. The Sun goes kablooey, Louie.
13. We got globally warm, Norm.

New!
Famous people of the 15th Century.

1. Queen Isabella of Spain

[astorian]

Famous people of the 15th Century.

1. Queen Isabella of Spain
2. Johann Gutenberg

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Famous people of the 15th Century.

1. Queen Isabella of Spain
2. Johann Gutenberg
3. King Henry V of England

[Little_Nemo]

Famous people of the 15th Century.

1. Queen Isabella of Spain
2. Johann Gutenberg
3. Christopher Columbus

[gkster]

Famous people of the 15th Century.

1. Queen Isabella of Spain
2. Johann Gutenberg
3. King Henry V of England
4. Christopher Columbus
5. Joan of Arc

[NDP]

Famous people of the 15th Century.

1. Queen Isabella of Spain
2. Johann Gutenberg
3. King Henry V of England
4. Christopher Columbus
5. Joan of Arc
6. Thomas Malory