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Deleted from the first draft of Trump’s letter cancelling the summit meeting with Kim Jong Un

  1. You must tell me who does your hair, by the way.
  2. (Paraphrasing Mattis) I am here to work with you, I want us to work together, but so help me, if you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all.
  3. You may have heard of my historic election victory in November 2016.
  4. I know all about your country, from watching MASH reruns.
  5. I think we can both agree, at least, that Hillary is such a nasty woman.
  6. I thought you were cool. Dennis Rodman said you were a bro.
59208

Deleted from the first draft of Trump’s letter cancelling the summit meeting with Kim Jong Un

  1. You must tell me who does your hair, by the way.
  2. (Paraphrasing Mattis) I am here to work with you, I want us to work together, but so help me, if you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all.
  3. You may have heard of my historic election victory in November 2016.
  4. I know all about your country, from watching MASH reruns.
  5. I think we can both agree, at least, that Hillary is such a nasty woman.
  6. I thought you were cool. Dennis Rodman said you were a bro.
  7. Hey, any ideas on a birthday present I could get for Melania?
59209

Deleted from the first draft of Trump’s letter cancelling the summit meeting with Kim Jong Un

  1. You must tell me who does your hair, by the way.
  2. (Paraphrasing Mattis) I am here to work with you, I want us to work together, but so help me, if you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all.
  3. You may have heard of my historic election victory in November 2016.
  4. I know all about your country, from watching MASH reruns.
  5. I think we can both agree, at least, that Hillary is such a nasty woman.
  6. I thought you were cool. Dennis Rodman said you were a bro.
  7. Hey, any ideas on a birthday present I could get for Melania?
  8. Your mention of dog as an amuse-bouche at the reception did raise some eyebrows, however.
59210

Deleted from the first draft of Trump’s letter cancelling the summit meeting with Kim Jong Un

  1. You must tell me who does your hair, by the way.
  2. (Paraphrasing Mattis) I am here to work with you, I want us to work together, but so help me, if you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all.
  3. You may have heard of my historic election victory in November 2016.
  4. I know all about your country, from watching MASH reruns.
  5. I think we can both agree, at least, that Hillary is such a nasty woman.
  6. I thought you were cool. Dennis Rodman said you were a bro.
  7. Hey, any ideas on a birthday present I could get for Melania?
  8. Your mention of dog as an amuse-bouche at the reception did raise some eyebrows, however.
  9. $100,000 and I withdraw all American troops from South Korea. This is my final offer.
59211

Deleted from the first draft of Trump’s letter cancelling the summit meeting with Kim Jong Un

  1. You must tell me who does your hair, by the way.
  2. (Paraphrasing Mattis) I am here to work with you, I want us to work together, but so help me, if you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all.
  3. You may have heard of my historic election victory in November 2016.
  4. I know all about your country, from watching MASH reruns.
  5. I think we can both agree, at least, that Hillary is such a nasty woman.
  6. I thought you were cool. Dennis Rodman said you were a bro.
  7. Hey, any ideas on a birthday present I could get for Melania?
  8. Your mention of dog as an amuse-bouche at the reception did raise some eyebrows, however.
  9. $100,000 and I withdraw all American troops from South Korea. This is my final offer.
  10. Say anything about the size of my fingers and I turn your country into a glass parking lot.
59212

Deleted from the first draft of Trump’s letter cancelling the summit meeting with Kim Jong Un

  1. You must tell me who does your hair, by the way.
  2. (Paraphrasing Mattis) I am here to work with you, I want us to work together, but so help me, if you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all.
  3. You may have heard of my historic election victory in November 2016.
  4. I know all about your country, from watching MASH reruns.
  5. I think we can both agree, at least, that Hillary is such a nasty woman.
  6. I thought you were cool. Dennis Rodman said you were a bro.
  7. Hey, any ideas on a birthday present I could get for Melania?
  8. Your mention of dog as an amuse-bouche at the reception did raise some eyebrows, however.
  9. $100,000 and I withdraw all American troops from South Korea. This is my final offer.
  10. Say anything about the size of my fingers and I turn your country into a glass parking lot.
  11. Really, I would never call you short and fat, even though you are.
59213

Deleted from the first draft of Trump’s letter cancelling his summit meeting with Kim Jong Un

  1. You must tell me who does your hair, by the way.
  2. (Paraphrasing Mattis) I am here to work with you, I want us to work together, but so help me, if you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all.
  3. You may have heard of my historic election victory in November 2016.
  4. I know all about your country, from watching MASH reruns.
  5. I think we can both agree, at least, that Hillary is such a nasty woman.
  6. I thought you were cool. Dennis Rodman said you were a bro.
  7. Hey, any ideas on a birthday present I could get for Melania?
  8. Your mention of dog as an amuse-bouche at the reception did raise some eyebrows, however.
  9. $100,000 and I withdraw all American troops from South Korea. This is my final offer.
  10. Say anything about the size of my fingers and I turn your country into a glass parking lot.
  11. Really, I would never call you short and fat, even though you are.
  12. Robert Mueller calls you short and fat all the time; are you just gonna sit there and take that?
59214

Deleted from the first draft of Trump’s letter cancelling his summit meeting with Kim Jong Un

  1. You must tell me who does your hair, by the way.
  2. (Paraphrasing Mattis) I am here to work with you, I want us to work together, but so help me, if you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all.
  3. You may have heard of my historic election victory in November 2016.
  4. I know all about your country, from watching MASH reruns.
  5. I think we can both agree, at least, that Hillary is such a nasty woman.
  6. I thought you were cool. Dennis Rodman said you were a bro.
  7. Hey, any ideas on a birthday present I could get for Melania?
  8. Your mention of dog as an amuse-bouche at the reception did raise some eyebrows, however.
  9. $100,000 and I withdraw all American troops from South Korea. This is my final offer.
  10. Say anything about the size of my fingers and I turn your country into a glass parking lot.
  11. Really, I would never call you short and fat, even though you are.
  12. Robert Mueller calls you short and fat all the time; are you just gonna sit there and take that?
  13. April Fool!

Next up: Tales of children with super powers.

  1. Carrie by Stephen King
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Tales of children with super powers.

  1. Carrie by Stephen King
  2. Stranger Things
59216

Tales of children with super powers.

  1. Carrie by Stephen King
  2. Stranger Things
  3. Matilda by Roald Dahl
59217

Tales of children with super powers.

  1. Carrie by Stephen King
  2. Stranger Things
  3. Matilda by Roald Dahl
  4. “The Believing Child”, by Zenna Henderson
59218

Tales of children with super powers.

  1. Carrie by Stephen King
  2. Stranger Things
  3. Matilda by Roald Dahl
  4. “The Believing Child”, by Zenna Henderson
  5. It’s A Good Life, by Jerome Bixby
59219

Tales of children with super powers.

  1. Carrie by Stephen King
  2. Stranger Things
  3. Matilda by Roald Dahl
  4. “The Believing Child”, by Zenna Henderson
  5. It’s A Good Life, by Jerome Bixby
  6. Game of Thrones by George R.R. Martin
59220

Tales of children with super powers.

  1. Carrie by Stephen King
  2. Stranger Things
  3. Matilda by Roald Dahl
  4. “The Believing Child”, by Zenna Henderson
  5. It’s A Good Life, by Jerome Bixby
  6. Game of Thrones by George R.R. Martin
  7. The Incredibles
59221

Tales of children with super powers.

  1. Carrie by Stephen King
  2. Stranger Things
  3. Matilda by Roald Dahl
  4. “The Believing Child”, by Zenna Henderson
  5. It’s A Good Life, by Jerome Bixby
  6. Game of Thrones by George R.R. Martin
  7. The Incredibles
  8. The X-Men

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Tales of children with super powers.

  1. Carrie by Stephen King
  2. Stranger Things
  3. Matilda by Roald Dahl
  4. “The Believing Child”, by Zenna Henderson
  5. It’s A Good Life, by Jerome Bixby
  6. Game of Thrones by George R.R. Martin
  7. The Incredibles
  8. The X-Men
  9. And This is Laura, by Ellen Conford
59223

Tales of children with super powers.

  1. Carrie by Stephen King
  2. Stranger Things
  3. Matilda by Roald Dahl
  4. “The Believing Child”, by Zenna Henderson
  5. It’s A Good Life, by Jerome Bixby
  6. Game of Thrones by George R.R. Martin
  7. The Incredibles
  8. The X-Men
  9. And This is Laura, by Ellen Conford
  10. More Than Human by Theodore Sturgeon
59224

Tales of children with super powers.

  1. Carrie by Stephen King
  2. Stranger Things
  3. Matilda by Roald Dahl
  4. “The Believing Child”, by Zenna Henderson
  5. It’s A Good Life, by Jerome Bixby
  6. Game of Thrones by George R.R. Martin
  7. The Incredibles
  8. The X-Men
  9. And This is Laura, by Ellen Conford
  10. More Than Human by Theodore Sturgeon
  11. The Adventures of Superboy, appearing in Adventure Comics
59225

Tales of children with super powers.

  1. Carrie by Stephen King
  2. Stranger Things
  3. Matilda by Roald Dahl
  4. “The Believing Child”, by Zenna Henderson
  5. It’s A Good Life, by Jerome Bixby
  6. Game of Thrones by George R.R. Martin
  7. The Incredibles
  8. The X-Men
  9. And This is Laura, by Ellen Conford
  10. More Than Human by Theodore Sturgeon
  11. The Adventures of Superboy, appearing in Adventure Comics
  12. Escape to Witch Mountain
59226

Tales of children with super powers.

  1. Carrie by Stephen King
  2. Stranger Things
  3. Matilda by Roald Dahl
  4. “The Believing Child”, by Zenna Henderson
  5. It’s A Good Life, by Jerome Bixby
  6. Game of Thrones by George R.R. Martin
  7. The Incredibles
  8. The X-Men
  9. And This is Laura, by Ellen Conford
  10. More Than Human by Theodore Sturgeon
  11. The Adventures of Superboy, appearing in Adventure Comics
  12. Escape to Witch Mountain
  13. The Pippi Longstocking series by Astrid Lindgren

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A Baker’s Dozen of Murder Mystery Lover’s Poisons

  1. Curare

[It’s pronounced kyoo’-rah-ree, BTW.]