Bakers Dozen

English phrases for drunkenness, old and new:

  1. Three sheets to the wind
  2. Plastered
  3. Schnockered
  4. Shit-faced
  5. Blotto
  6. Praying at the Porcelain God
  7. Man am I REALLY FUCKED UP!
  8. In ones cups
  9. A wee bit tipsy
  10. Blitzed

I thought #6 meant drunkenly barfing, not drunkenness itself…

English phrases for drunkenness, old and new:

  1. Three sheets to the wind
  2. Plastered
  3. Schnockered
  4. Shit-faced
  5. Blotto
  6. Praying at the Porcelain God
  7. Man am I REALLY FUCKED UP!
  8. In one’s cups
  9. A wee bit tipsy
  10. Blitzed
  11. Wearing your beer goggles

English phrases for drunkenness, old and new:

  1. Three sheets to the wind
  2. Plastered
  3. Schnockered
  4. Shit-faced
  5. Blotto
  6. Praying at the Porcelain God
  7. Man am I REALLY FUCKED UP!
  8. In one’s cups
  9. A wee bit tipsy
  10. Blitzed
  11. Wearing your beer goggles
  12. Pissing the night away

I get knocked down/But I get up again

English phrases for drunkenness, old and new:

  1. Three sheets to the wind
  2. Plastered
  3. Schnockered
  4. Shit-faced
  5. Blotto
  6. Praying at the Porcelain God
  7. Man am I REALLY FUCKED UP!
  8. In one’s cups
  9. A wee bit tipsy
  10. Blitzed
  11. Wearing your beer goggles
  12. Pissing the night away
  13. Stewed

Next topic:

Name a type of stew (or meat & vegetables dish that isn’t a soup):

  1. Irish Stew

Name a type of stew (or meat & vegetables dish that isn’t a soup):

  1. Irish Stew
  2. Gumbo

Name a type of stew (or meat & vegetables dish that isn’t a soup):

  1. Irish Stew
  2. Gumbo
  3. Chili

Name a type of stew (or meat & vegetables dish that isn’t a soup):

  1. Irish Stew
  2. Gumbo
  3. Chili
  4. Beef bourguignon

Name a type of stew (or meat & vegetables dish that isn’t a soup):

  1. Irish Stew

  2. Gumbo

  3. Chili

  4. Beef bourguignon

  5. Humanary

    “These words he speaks are true, we’re all humanary stew if we don’t pledge allegiance to… the black widow.” - Alice Cooper

Name a type of stew (or meat & vegetables dish that isn’t a soup):

  1. Irish Stew
  2. Gumbo
  3. Chili
  4. Beef bourguignon
  5. Humanary
  6. New England Boiled Dinner

Name a type of stew (or meat & vegetables dish that isn’t a soup):

  1. Irish Stew
  2. Gumbo
  3. Chili
  4. Beef bourguignon
  5. Humanary
  6. New England Boiled Dinner
  7. 6. Brain

Name a type of stew (or meat & vegetables dish that isn’t a soup):

  1. Irish Stew
  2. Gumbo
  3. Chili
  4. Beef bourguignon
  5. Humanary
  6. New England Boiled Dinner
  7. Brain
  8. Wild Mushroom

Name a type of stew (or meat & vegetables dish that isn’t a soup):

  1. Irish Stew
  2. Gumbo
  3. Chili
  4. Beef bourguignon
  5. Humanary
  6. New England Boiled Dinner
  7. Brain
  8. Wild Mushroom
  9. Jambalaya

Name a type of stew (or meat & vegetables dish that isn’t a soup):

  1. Irish Stew
  2. Gumbo
  3. Chili
  4. Beef bourguignon
  5. Humanary
  6. New England Boiled Dinner
  7. Brain
  8. Wild Mushroom
  9. Jambalaya
  10. Miller
    As in Stu Miller, the SF Giants pitcher who got “blown off the mound at Candlestick Park” at the 1961 All Star Game. That’s the embellished version. Candlestick Park was known for its wind and fog. In truth, a strong gust of wind caused Miller to sway slightly, resulting in a balk.

So yeah, Miller is a type of Stu.

Name a type of stew (or meat & vegetables dish that isn’t a soup):

  1. Irish Stew
  2. Gumbo
  3. Chili
  4. Beef bourguignon
  5. Humanary
  6. New England Boiled Dinner
  7. Brain
  8. Wild Mushroom
  9. Jambalaya
  10. Miller
  11. Cabbage stew

The category is “stews,” not “Stus.”

Name a type of stew (or meat & vegetables dish that isn’t a soup):

  1. Irish Stew
  2. Gumbo
  3. Chili
  4. Beef bourguignon
  5. Humanary
  6. New England Boiled Dinner
  7. Brain
  8. Wild Mushroom
  9. Jambalaya
  10. Mulligatawny
  11. Cabbage stew

Homonym. I’m keeping it

Name a type of stew (or meat & vegetables dish that isn’t a soup):

  1. Irish Stew
  2. Gumbo
  3. Chili
  4. Beef bourguignon
  5. Humanary
  6. New England Boiled Dinner
  7. Brain
  8. Wild Mushroom
  9. Jambalaya
  10. Mulligatawny
  11. Miller
  12. Cabbage stew

Name a type of stew (or meat & vegetables dish that isn’t a soup):

  1. Irish Stew
  2. Gumbo
  3. Chili
  4. Beef bourguignon
  5. Humanary
  6. New England Boiled Dinner
  7. Brain
  8. Wild Mushroom
  9. Jambalaya
  10. Mulligatawny
  11. Miller
  12. Cabbage stew
  13. Dinuguan!

Next up:

2018 Summer Plans

  1. Working. New job, no vacation days accrued. Some short weekend trips. Nothing too exciting.

2018 Summer Plans

  1. Working. New job, no vacation days accrued. Some short weekend trips. Nothing too exciting.
  2. 5 weeks on my island in Georgian Bay and fixing up a little 14’ runabout with a 50hp with my kids.

2018 Summer Plans

  1. Working. New job, no vacation days accrued. Some short weekend trips. Nothing too exciting.
  2. 5 weeks on my island in Georgian Bay and fixing up a little 14’ runabout with a 50hp with my kids.
  3. Mostly staying home, but also a week on the beach in Nags Head, N.C., and a long weekend in Nawlins visiting my five best high school buddies

2018 Summer Plans

  1. Working. New job, no vacation days accrued. Some short weekend trips. Nothing too exciting.
  2. 5 weeks on my island in Georgian Bay and fixing up a little 14’ runabout with a 50hp with my kids.
  3. Mostly staying home, but also a week on the beach in Nags Head, N.C., and a long weekend in Nawlins visiting my five best high school buddies
  4. My baby girl, youngest of 3, turns 30 on Saturday. So it’ll be a beach picnic that day.