Bakers Dozen

Stuff you’ve got that you plan to get rid of soon:

  1. My ex-wife’s treadmill
  2. A 2-foot diameter tree stump
  3. Several more pounds of fat
  4. Three bags of books
    5 Boxes of old electronics and obsolete computers
  5. my house
  6. Half of the clothes in my closet - I haven’t worn some of them for years

Stuff you’ve got that you plan to get rid of soon:

  1. My ex-wife’s treadmill
  2. A 2-foot diameter tree stump
  3. Several more pounds of fat
  4. Three bags of books
    5 Boxes of old electronics and obsolete computers
  5. my house
  6. Half of the clothes in my closet - I haven’t worn some of them for years
  7. The current wallpaper in our master bathroom

Stuff you’ve got that you plan to get rid of soon:

  1. My ex-wife’s treadmill
  2. A 2-foot diameter tree stump
  3. Several more pounds of fat
  4. Three bags of books
    5 Boxes of old electronics and obsolete computers
  5. my house
  6. Half of the clothes in my closet - I haven’t worn some of them for years
  7. The current wallpaper in our master bathroom
  8. Bins full of early 1990’s comic books

Stuff you’ve got that you plan to get rid of soon:

  1. My ex-wife’s treadmill
  2. A 2-foot diameter tree stump
  3. Several more pounds of fat
  4. Three bags of books
    5 Boxes of old electronics and obsolete computers
  5. my house
  6. Half of the clothes in my closet - I haven’t worn some of them for years
  7. The current wallpaper in our master bathroom
  8. Bins full of early 1990’s comic books
  9. A tripod with a wobbly head

Stuff you’ve got that you plan to get rid of soon:

  1. My ex-wife’s treadmill
  2. A 2-foot diameter tree stump
  3. Several more pounds of fat
  4. Three bags of books
    5 Boxes of old electronics and obsolete computers
  5. my house
  6. Half of the clothes in my closet - I haven’t worn some of them for years
  7. The current wallpaper in our master bathroom
  8. Bins full of early 1990’s comic books
  9. A tripod with a wobbly head
  10. empty cardboard shipping boxes

Stuff you’ve got that you plan to get rid of soon:

  1. My ex-wife’s treadmill
  2. A 2-foot diameter tree stump
  3. Several more pounds of fat
  4. Three bags of books
    5 Boxes of old electronics and obsolete computers
  5. my house
  6. Half of the clothes in my closet - I haven’t worn some of them for years
  7. The current wallpaper in our master bathroom
  8. Bins full of early 1990’s comic books
  9. A tripod with a wobbly head
  10. empty cardboard shipping boxes
  11. The last bits of my PlayStation 2 equipment and games (I already gave most of it away to a church yard sale)

Stuff you’ve got that you plan to get rid of soon:

  1. My ex-wife’s treadmill
  2. A 2-foot diameter tree stump
  3. Several more pounds of fat
  4. Three bags of books
    5 Boxes of old electronics and obsolete computers
  5. my house
  6. Half of the clothes in my closet - I haven’t worn some of them for years
  7. The current wallpaper in our master bathroom
  8. Bins full of early 1990’s comic books
  9. A tripod with a wobbly head
  10. empty cardboard shipping boxes
  11. The last bits of my PlayStation 2 equipment and games (I already gave most of it away to a church yard sale)
  12. Stacks of old magazine and newspaper articles I shouldn’t have clipped in the first place

Next category:

Someplace you’d like to visit this summer, but probably won’t get to

  1. Tokyo

Someplace you’d like to visit this summer, but probably won’t get to

  1. Tokyo
  2. Cape Cod

Someplace you’d like to visit this summer, but probably won’t get to

  1. Tokyo
  2. Cape Cod
  3. Northern France

Someplace you’d like to visit this summer, but probably won’t get to

  1. Tokyo
  2. Cape Cod
  3. Northern France
  4. A wolf dog refuge in Ohio

Someplace you’d like to visit this summer, but probably won’t get to

  1. Tokyo
  2. Cape Cod
  3. Northern France
  4. A wolf dog refuge in Ohio
  5. Greenland

Someplace you’d like to visit this summer, but probably won’t get to

  1. Tokyo
  2. Cape Cod
  3. Northern France
  4. A wolf dog refuge in Ohio
  5. Greenland
  6. New Zealand

Someplace you’d like to visit this summer, but probably won’t get to

  1. Tokyo
  2. Cape Cod
  3. Northern France
  4. A wolf dog refuge in Ohio
  5. Greenland
  6. New Zealand
  7. Musée d’Orsay, Paris

Someplace you’d like to visit this summer, but probably won’t get to

  1. Tokyo
  2. Cape Cod
  3. Northern France
  4. A wolf dog refuge in Ohio
  5. Greenland
  6. New Zealand
  7. Musée d’Orsay, Paris
  8. Greenland

Someplace you’d like to visit this summer, but probably won’t get to

  1. Tokyo
  2. Cape Cod
  3. Northern France
  4. A wolf dog refuge in Ohio
  5. Greenland
  6. New Zealand
  7. Musée d’Orsay, Paris
  8. Greenland
  9. Easter Island

Someplace you’d like to visit this summer, but probably won’t get to

  1. Tokyo
  2. Cape Cod
  3. Northern France
  4. A wolf dog refuge in Ohio
  5. Greenland
  6. New Zealand
  7. Lancaster, Pennsylvania

Someplace you’d like to visit this summer, but probably won’t get to

  1. Tokyo
  2. Cape Cod
  3. Northern France
  4. A wolf dog refuge in Ohio
  5. Greenland
  6. New Zealand
  7. Musée d’Orsay, Paris
  8. Greenland
  9. Easter Island
  10. Lancaster, Pennsylvania
  11. Sydney, Australia

Someplace you’d like to visit this summer, but probably won’t get to

  1. Tokyo
  2. Cape Cod
  3. Northern France
  4. A wolf dog refuge in Ohio
  5. Greenland
  6. New Zealand
  7. Musée d’Orsay, Paris
  8. Greenland
  9. Easter Island
  10. Lancaster, Pennsylvania
  11. Sydney, Australia
  12. Tennessee Lottery Headquarters, Nashville

Someplace you’d like to visit this summer, but probably won’t get to

  1. Tokyo
  2. Cape Cod
  3. Northern France
  4. A wolf dog refuge in Ohio
  5. Greenland
  6. New Zealand
  7. Musée d’Orsay, Paris
  8. Greenland
  9. Easter Island
  10. Lancaster, Pennsylvania
  11. Sydney, Australia
  12. Tennessee Lottery Headquarters, Nashville
  13. The White House, Washington

Pass.

Movies based on SNL characters

  1. Wayne’s World