After Manafort’s conviction and Cohen’s plea, the next bad news for Donald Trump
Trained marmot on his head demands a huge raise
Ivanka is pregnant, and Donald is the father.
The White House chef only has enough ice cream to serve him one scoop tonight.
His doctor told him he’s one Big Mac away from a triple bypass.
Barron asks for help with math homework
A new porn star goes public with accusations of being paid off by Trump. And it’s Ron Jeremy.
Mike Pence finally gathers up the courage to declare his love even though Mother would not approve.
Mike Pence has arrived with lunch from McDonalds. See #4 above.
The White House runs out of Diet Coke, and Trump presses the red button on his desk only to receive an ice-cold Tab
It’s discovered beyond a shadow of a doubt that Trump was born in Mexico and sneaked across the border, where he was illegally adopted by the Trumps. His real parents are George H.W. Bush and “some Mexican whore.”
Attorney General Sessions asks for his gonads back
After Manafort’s conviction and Cohen’s plea, the next bad news for Donald Trump
Trained marmot on his head demands a huge raise
Ivanka is pregnant, and Donald is the father.
The White House chef only has enough ice cream to serve him one scoop tonight.
His doctor told him he’s one Big Mac away from a triple bypass.
Barron asks for help with math homework
A new porn star goes public with accusations of being paid off by Trump. And it’s Ron Jeremy.
Mike Pence finally gathers up the courage to declare his love even though Mother would not approve.
Mike Pence has arrived with lunch from McDonalds. See #4 above.
The White House runs out of Diet Coke, and Trump presses the red button on his desk only to receive an ice-cold Tab
It’s discovered beyond a shadow of a doubt that Trump was born in Mexico and sneaked across the border, where he was illegally adopted by the Trumps. His real parents are George H.W. Bush and “some Mexican whore.”
Attorney General Sessions asks for his gonads back
The pro shop at Mar-a-Lago runs out of his favorite brand of golf balls.
After Manafort’s conviction and Cohen’s plea, the next bad news for Donald Trump
Trained marmot on his head demands a huge raise
Ivanka is pregnant, and Donald is the father.
The White House chef only has enough ice cream to serve him one scoop tonight.
His doctor told him he’s one Big Mac away from a triple bypass.
Barron asks for help with math homework
A new porn star goes public with accusations of being paid off by Trump. And it’s Ron Jeremy.
Mike Pence finally gathers up the courage to declare his love even though Mother would not approve.
Mike Pence has arrived with lunch from McDonalds. See #4 above.
The White House runs out of Diet Coke, and Trump presses the red button on his desk only to receive an ice-cold Tab
It’s discovered beyond a shadow of a doubt that Trump was born in Mexico and sneaked across the border, where he was illegally adopted by the Trumps. His real parents are George H.W. Bush and “some Mexican whore.”
Attorney General Sessions asks for his gonads back
The pro shop at Mar-a-Lago runs out of his favorite brand of golf balls.
Congress repeals the 22nd Amendment and Barack Obama announces he’ll seek a third term in 2020.