Bakers Dozen

Arnold Schwarzenegger wisecracks, and the movies they came from. (Repetition acceptable)

  1. “Please don’t disturb my friend. He’s dead tired.” - Commando
  2. “I’ll be back.” - The Running Man, to which Damon Killian replied, “Only in a rerun.”
  3. “Remember Sully, when I promised to kill you last? I lied.” - Commando
  4. “Chill out, dickwad.” - Terminator 2
  5. Following #3 - Rae Dawn Chong asks “Whatcha do with Sully?” “I let him go.” - Commando
  6. “I’m the party pooper”- Kindergarten Cop

Arnold Schwarzenegger wisecracks, and the movies they came from. (Repetition acceptable)

  1. “Please don’t disturb my friend. He’s dead tired.” - Commando
  2. “I’ll be back.” - The Running Man, to which Damon Killian replied, “Only in a rerun.”
  3. “Remember Sully, when I promised to kill you last? I lied.” - Commando
  4. “Chill out, dickwad.” - Terminator 2
  5. Following #3 - Rae Dawn Chong asks “Whatcha do with Sully?” “I let him go.” - Commando
  6. “I’m the party pooper”- Kindergarten Cop
  7. “My shoe is bigger than this car.” - Expendables 2

Arnold Schwarzenegger wisecracks, and the movies they came from. (Repetition acceptable)

  1. “Please don’t disturb my friend. He’s dead tired.” - Commando
  2. “I’ll be back.” - The Running Man, to which Damon Killian replied, “Only in a rerun.”
  3. “Remember Sully, when I promised to kill you last? I lied.” - Commando
  4. “Chill out, dickwad.” - Terminator 2
  5. Following #3 - Rae Dawn Chong asks “Whatcha do with Sully?” “I let him go.” - Commando
  6. “I’m the party pooper”- Kindergarten Cop
  7. “My shoe is bigger than this car.” - Expendables 2
  8. “You’re fired!” - True Lies, while firing a Harrier missile, from which Salim Abu Aziz is hanging from

Arnold Schwarzenegger wisecracks, and the movies they came from. (Repetition acceptable)

  1. “Please don’t disturb my friend. He’s dead tired.” - Commando
  2. “I’ll be back.” - The Running Man, to which Damon Killian replied, “Only in a rerun.”
  3. “Remember Sully, when I promised to kill you last? I lied.” - Commando
  4. “Chill out, dickwad.” - Terminator 2
  5. Following #3 - Rae Dawn Chong asks “Whatcha do with Sully?” “I let him go.” - Commando
  6. “I’m the party pooper”- Kindergarten Cop
  7. “My shoe is bigger than this car.” - Expendables 2
  8. “You’re fired!” - True Lies, while firing a Harrier missile, from which Salim Abu Aziz is hanging from
  9. “Stick around.” - said after throwing a large knife to pin a guy to a wall

Arnold Schwarzenegger wisecracks, and the movies they came from. (Repetition acceptable)

  1. “Please don’t disturb my friend. He’s dead tired.” - Commando
  2. “I’ll be back.” - The Running Man, to which Damon Killian replied, “Only in a rerun.”
  3. “Remember Sully, when I promised to kill you last? I lied.” - Commando
  4. “Chill out, dickwad.” - Terminator 2
  5. Following #3 - Rae Dawn Chong asks “Whatcha do with Sully?” “I let him go.” - Commando
  6. “I’m the party pooper”- Kindergarten Cop
  7. “My shoe is bigger than this car.” - Expendables 2
  8. “You’re fired!” - True Lies, while firing a Harrier missile, from which Salim Abu Aziz is hanging from
  9. “Stick around.” - said after throwing a large knife to pin a guy to a wall
  10. “My name is Julius and I am your twin brother.” - Twins, to Danny DeVito’s Vincent.

Arnold Schwarzenegger wisecracks, and the movies they came from. (Repetition acceptable)

  1. “Please don’t disturb my friend. He’s dead tired.” - Commando
  2. “I’ll be back.” - The Running Man, to which Damon Killian replied, “Only in a rerun.”
  3. “Remember Sully, when I promised to kill you last? I lied.” - Commando
  4. “Chill out, dickwad.” - Terminator 2
  5. Following #3 - Rae Dawn Chong asks “Whatcha do with Sully?” “I let him go.” - Commando
  6. “I’m the party pooper”- Kindergarten Cop
  7. “My shoe is bigger than this car.” - Expendables 2
  8. “You’re fired!” - True Lies, while firing a Harrier missile, from which Salim Abu Aziz is hanging from
  9. “Stick around.” - said after throwing a large knife to pin a guy to a wall
  10. “My name is Julius and I am your twin brother.” - Twins, to Danny DeVito’s Vincent.
  11. “It’s not a tumor!” - Kindergarten Cop

Arnold Schwarzenegger wisecracks, and the movies they came from. (Repetition acceptable)

  1. “Please don’t disturb my friend. He’s dead tired.” - Commando
  2. “I’ll be back.” - The Running Man, to which Damon Killian replied, “Only in a rerun.”
  3. “Remember Sully, when I promised to kill you last? I lied.” - Commando
  4. “Chill out, dickwad.” - Terminator 2
  5. Following #3 - Rae Dawn Chong asks “Whatcha do with Sully?” “I let him go.” - Commando
  6. “I’m the party pooper”- Kindergarten Cop
  7. “My shoe is bigger than this car.” - Expendables 2
  8. “You’re fired!” - True Lies, while firing a Harrier missile, from which Salim Abu Aziz is hanging from
  9. “Stick around.” - said after throwing a large knife to pin a guy to a wall
  10. “My name is Julius and I am your twin brother.” - Twins, to Danny DeVito’s Vincent.
  11. “It’s not a tumor!” - Kindergarten Cop
  12. “Hasta la vista, baby” - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Arnold Schwarzenegger wisecracks, and the movies they came from. (Repetition acceptable)

  1. “Please don’t disturb my friend. He’s dead tired.” - Commando
  2. “I’ll be back.” - The Running Man, to which Damon Killian replied, “Only in a rerun.”
  3. “Remember Sully, when I promised to kill you last? I lied.” - Commando
  4. “Chill out, dickwad.” - Terminator 2
  5. Following #3 - Rae Dawn Chong asks “Whatcha do with Sully?” “I let him go.” - Commando
  6. “I’m the party pooper”- Kindergarten Cop
  7. “My shoe is bigger than this car.” - Expendables 2
  8. “You’re fired!” - True Lies, while firing a Harrier missile, from which Salim Abu Aziz is hanging from
  9. “Stick around.” - said after throwing a large knife to pin a guy to a wall
  10. “My name is Julius and I am your twin brother.” - Twins, to Danny DeVito’s Vincent.
  11. “It’s not a tumor!” - Kindergarten Cop
  12. “Hasta la vista, baby” - Terminator 2: Judgment Day
  13. “Yes, but they were all bad” - True Lies, when asked by his wife if he’d killed people

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James Bond wisecracks, and the movies they came from

  1. “Do I look like I give a damn?” - Casino Royale, when asked if he wanted his martini shaken or stirred

James Bond wisecracks, and the movies they came from

  1. “Do I look like I give a damn?” - Casino Royale, when asked if he wanted his martini shaken or stirred
  2. Caroline: “I enjoy a spirited ride as much as the next girl, but…” [a woman, Xenia Onatopp, pulls up alongside and smiles] Caroline: “Who’s that?” James Bond: “The next girl.” --Goldeneye

James Bond wisecracks, and the movies they came from

  1. “Do I look like I give a damn?” - Casino Royale, when asked if he wanted his martini shaken or stirred
  2. Caroline: “I enjoy a spirited ride as much as the next girl, but…” [a woman, Xenia Onatopp, pulls up alongside and smiles] Caroline: “Who’s that?” James Bond: “The next girl.” --Goldeneye
  3. “Named after your father perhaps?” - Diamonds Are Forever, upon meeting Plenty O’Toole.

James Bond wisecracks, and the movies they came from

  1. “Do I look like I give a damn?” - Casino Royale, when asked if he wanted his martini shaken or stirred
  2. Caroline: “I enjoy a spirited ride as much as the next girl, but…” [a woman, Xenia Onatopp, pulls up alongside and smiles] Caroline: “Who’s that?” James Bond: “The next girl.” --Goldeneye
  3. “Named after your father perhaps?” - Diamonds Are Forever, upon meeting Plenty O’Toole.
  4. “He just dropped in for a quick bite” - The Spy Who Loved Me" - after throwing Jaws out the window of a moving train.

James Bond wisecracks, and the movies they came from

  1. “Do I look like I give a damn?” - Casino Royale, when asked if he wanted his martini shaken or stirred
  2. Caroline: “I enjoy a spirited ride as much as the next girl, but…” [a woman, Xenia Onatopp, pulls up alongside and smiles] Caroline: “Who’s that?” James Bond: “The next girl.” --Goldeneye
  3. “Named after your father perhaps?” - Diamonds Are Forever, upon meeting Plenty O’Toole.
  4. “He just dropped in for a quick bite” - The Spy Who Loved Me" - after throwing Jaws out the window of a moving train.
  5. “Miss Anders, I didn’t recognise you with your clothes on.” — The Man with the Golden Gun

James Bond wisecracks, and the movies they came from

  1. “Do I look like I give a damn?” - Casino Royale, when asked if he wanted his martini shaken or stirred
  2. Caroline: “I enjoy a spirited ride as much as the next girl, but…” [a woman, Xenia Onatopp, pulls up alongside and smiles] Caroline: “Who’s that?” James Bond: “The next girl.” --Goldeneye
  3. “Named after your father perhaps?” - Diamonds Are Forever, upon meeting Plenty O’Toole.
  4. “He just dropped in for a quick bite” - The Spy Who Loved Me" - after throwing Jaws out the window of a moving train.
  5. “Miss Anders, I didn’t recognise you with your clothes on.” — The Man with the Golden Gun
  6. “He blew a fuse.” - referring to Oddjob, who was electrocuted, in Goldfinger

James Bond wisecracks, and the movies they came from

  1. “Do I look like I give a damn?” - Casino Royale, when asked if he wanted his martini shaken or stirred
  2. Caroline: “I enjoy a spirited ride as much as the next girl, but…” [a woman, Xenia Onatopp, pulls up alongside and smiles] Caroline: “Who’s that?” James Bond: “The next girl.” --Goldeneye
  3. “Named after your father perhaps?” - Diamonds Are Forever, upon meeting Plenty O’Toole.
  4. “He just dropped in for a quick bite” - The Spy Who Loved Me" - after throwing Jaws out the window of a moving train.
  5. “Miss Anders, I didn’t recognise you with your clothes on.” — The Man with the Golden Gun
  6. “He blew a fuse.” - referring to Oddjob, who was electrocuted, in Goldfinger
  7. “Positively shocking.” - After electrocuting a would-be assassin in Goldfinger

James Bond wisecracks, and the movies they came from

  1. “Do I look like I give a damn?” - Casino Royale, when asked if he wanted his martini shaken or stirred
  2. Caroline: “I enjoy a spirited ride as much as the next girl, but…” [a woman, Xenia Onatopp, pulls up alongside and smiles] Caroline: “Who’s that?” James Bond: “The next girl.” --Goldeneye
  3. “Named after your father perhaps?” - Diamonds Are Forever, upon meeting Plenty O’Toole.
  4. “He just dropped in for a quick bite” - The Spy Who Loved Me" - after throwing Jaws out the window of a moving train.
  5. “Miss Anders, I didn’t recognise you with your clothes on.” — The Man with the Golden Gun
  6. “He blew a fuse.” - referring to Oddjob, who was electrocuted, in Goldfinger
  7. “Positively shocking.” - After electrocuting a would-be assassin in Goldfinger
  8. “Surely you must have realized the skill was not to hit your knee, but to … miss the rest of you.” — to the portly Valentin, in GoldenEye, whom Bond crippled with a shot to the knee

James Bond wisecracks, and the movies they came from

  1. “Do I look like I give a damn?” - Casino Royale, when asked if he wanted his martini shaken or stirred
  2. Caroline: “I enjoy a spirited ride as much as the next girl, but…” [a woman, Xenia Onatopp, pulls up alongside and smiles] Caroline: “Who’s that?” James Bond: “The next girl.” --Goldeneye
  3. “Named after your father perhaps?” - Diamonds Are Forever, upon meeting Plenty O’Toole.
  4. “He just dropped in for a quick bite” - The Spy Who Loved Me" - after throwing Jaws out the window of a moving train.
  5. “Miss Anders, I didn’t recognise you with your clothes on.” — The Man with the Golden Gun
  6. “He blew a fuse.” - referring to Oddjob, who was electrocuted, in Goldfinger
  7. “Positively shocking.” - After electrocuting a would-be assassin in Goldfinger
  8. “Surely you must have realized the skill was not to hit your knee, but to … miss the rest of you.” — to the portly Valentin, in GoldenEye, whom Bond crippled with a shot to the knee
  9. (British Minister of Defense) “Bond, what do you think you’re doing?!”
    (Bond) “Keeping the British end up, sir.” {The Spy Who Loved Me (1977), at the end of the movie, after Bond did what he does well}

James Bond wisecracks, and the movies they came from

  1. “Do I look like I give a damn?” - Casino Royale, when asked if he wanted his martini shaken or stirred
  2. Caroline: “I enjoy a spirited ride as much as the next girl, but…” [a woman, Xenia Onatopp, pulls up alongside and smiles] Caroline: “Who’s that?” James Bond: “The next girl.” --Goldeneye
  3. “Named after your father perhaps?” - Diamonds Are Forever, upon meeting Plenty O’Toole.
  4. “He just dropped in for a quick bite” - The Spy Who Loved Me" - after throwing Jaws out the window of a moving train.
  5. “Miss Anders, I didn’t recognise you with your clothes on.” — The Man with the Golden Gun
  6. “He blew a fuse.” - referring to Oddjob, who was electrocuted, in Goldfinger
  7. “Positively shocking.” - After electrocuting a would-be assassin in Goldfinger
  8. “Surely you must have realized the skill was not to hit your knee, but to … miss the rest of you.” — to the portly Valentin, in GoldenEye, whom Bond crippled with a shot to the knee
  9. (British Minister of Defense) “Bond, what do you think you’re doing?!”
    (Bond) “Keeping the British end up, sir.” {The Spy Who Loved Me (1977), at the end of the movie, after Bond did what he does well}
  10. “This never happened to the other fellow.” On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

James Bond wisecracks, and the movies they came from

  1. “Do I look like I give a damn?” - Casino Royale, when asked if he wanted his martini shaken or stirred
  2. Caroline: “I enjoy a spirited ride as much as the next girl, but…” [a woman, Xenia Onatopp, pulls up alongside and smiles] Caroline: “Who’s that?” James Bond: “The next girl.” --Goldeneye
  3. “Named after your father perhaps?” - Diamonds Are Forever, upon meeting Plenty O’Toole.
  4. “He just dropped in for a quick bite” - The Spy Who Loved Me" - after throwing Jaws out the window of a moving train.
  5. “Miss Anders, I didn’t recognise you with your clothes on.” — The Man with the Golden Gun
  6. “He blew a fuse.” - referring to Oddjob, who was electrocuted, in Goldfinger
  7. “Positively shocking.” - After electrocuting a would-be assassin in Goldfinger
  8. “Surely you must have realized the skill was not to hit your knee, but to … miss the rest of you.” — to the portly Valentin, in GoldenEye, whom Bond crippled with a shot to the knee
  9. (British Minister of Defense) “Bond, what do you think you’re doing?!”
    (Bond) “Keeping the British end up, sir.” {The Spy Who Loved Me (1977), at the end of the movie, after Bond did what he does well}
  10. “This never happened to the other fellow.” On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
  11. (Drax to Bond, after Bond survives a python encounter) "Why did you break up the encounter with my pet python?”
    (Bond to Drax) “I discovered he had a crush on me.” – Moonraker

James Bond wisecracks, and the movies they came from

  1. “Do I look like I give a damn?” - Casino Royale, when asked if he wanted his martini shaken or stirred
  2. Caroline: “I enjoy a spirited ride as much as the next girl, but…” [a woman, Xenia Onatopp, pulls up alongside and smiles] Caroline: “Who’s that?” James Bond: “The next girl.” --Goldeneye
  3. “Named after your father perhaps?” - Diamonds Are Forever, upon meeting Plenty O’Toole.
  4. “He just dropped in for a quick bite” - The Spy Who Loved Me" - after throwing Jaws out the window of a moving train.
  5. “Miss Anders, I didn’t recognise you with your clothes on.” — The Man with the Golden Gun
  6. “He blew a fuse.” - referring to Oddjob, who was electrocuted, in Goldfinger
  7. “Positively shocking.” - After electrocuting a would-be assassin in Goldfinger
  8. “Surely you must have realized the skill was not to hit your knee, but to … miss the rest of you.” — to the portly Valentin, in GoldenEye, whom Bond crippled with a shot to the knee
  9. (British Minister of Defense) “Bond, what do you think you’re doing?!”
    (Bond) “Keeping the British end up, sir.” {The Spy Who Loved Me (1977), at the end of the movie, after Bond did what he does well}
  10. “This never happened to the other fellow.” On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
  11. (Drax to Bond, after Bond survives a python encounter) "Why did you break up the encounter with my pet python?”
    (Bond to Drax) “I discovered he had a crush on me.” – Moonraker
  12. (After shooting a villain with a spear): “I think he got the point.” —Thunderball

James Bond wisecracks, and the movies they came from

  1. “Do I look like I give a damn?” - Casino Royale, when asked if he wanted his martini shaken or stirred
  2. Caroline: “I enjoy a spirited ride as much as the next girl, but…” [a woman, Xenia Onatopp, pulls up alongside and smiles] Caroline: “Who’s that?” James Bond: “The next girl.” --Goldeneye
  3. “Named after your father perhaps?” - Diamonds Are Forever, upon meeting Plenty O’Toole.
  4. “He just dropped in for a quick bite” - The Spy Who Loved Me" - after throwing Jaws out the window of a moving train.
  5. “Miss Anders, I didn’t recognise you with your clothes on.” — The Man with the Golden Gun
  6. “He blew a fuse.” - referring to Oddjob, who was electrocuted, in Goldfinger
  7. “Positively shocking.” - After electrocuting a would-be assassin in Goldfinger
  8. “Surely you must have realized the skill was not to hit your knee, but to … miss the rest of you.” — to the portly Valentin, in GoldenEye, whom Bond crippled with a shot to the knee
  9. (British Minister of Defense) “Bond, what do you think you’re doing?!”
    (Bond) “Keeping the British end up, sir.” {The Spy Who Loved Me (1977), at the end of the movie, after Bond did what he does well}
  10. “This never happened to the other fellow.” On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
  11. (Drax to Bond, after Bond survives a python encounter) "Why did you break up the encounter with my pet python?”
    (Bond to Drax) “I discovered he had a crush on me.” – Moonraker
  12. (After shooting a villain with a spear): “I think he got the point.” —Thunderball
  13. “A genuine Felix lighter.” - Live and Let Die. Bond is speaking with Felix Leiter via radio in the car from the airport. The radio is in the car’s cigarette lighter.

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Birds you have seen in your back yard.

  1. Blue Jay