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Best or worst Halloween costumes you’ve seen

  1. 6 people dressed in yellow skin suits with lime wedges on their heads went as a Corona 6-pack
  2. Bullitt and Mrs. Bullitt as the Hippie Couple (with the Bloodshot Eyeballs Jello Shots that I made); imgur — Hippie Couple, + Bloodshot Eyeballs Jello Shots - Album on Imgur

Best or worst Halloween costumes you’ve seen

  1. 6 people dressed in yellow skin suits with lime wedges on their heads went as a Corona 6-pack
  2. Bullitt and Mrs. Bullitt as the Hippie Couple (with the Bloodshot Eyeballs Jello Shots that I made)
  3. Someone wearing white shoes, pants, shirt and a white peaked cap who had turned a yellow poncho into a peeled banana skin.

Best or worst Halloween costumes you’ve seen

  1. 6 people dressed in yellow skin suits with lime wedges on their heads went as a Corona 6-pack
  2. Bullitt and Mrs. Bullitt as the Hippie Couple (with the Bloodshot Eyeballs Jello Shots that I made)
  3. Someone wearing white shoes, pants, shirt and a white peaked cap who had turned a yellow poncho into a peeled banana skin.
  4. A T-shirt that says “Uninspi-red”

Best or worst Halloween costumes you’ve seen

  1. 6 people dressed in yellow skin suits with lime wedges on their heads went as a Corona 6-pack
  2. Bullitt and Mrs. Bullitt as the Hippie Couple (with the Bloodshot Eyeballs Jello Shots that I made); imgur — Hippie Couple, + Bloodshot Eyeballs Jello Shots - Album on Imgur
  3. Someone wearing white shoes, pants, shirt and a white peaked cap who had turned a yellow poncho into a peeled banana skin.
  4. A T-shirt that says “Uninspi-red”
  5. Priest with altar boy

Best or worst Halloween costumes you’ve seen

  1. 6 people dressed in yellow skin suits with lime wedges on their heads went as a Corona 6-pack
  2. Bullitt and Mrs. Bullitt as the Hippie Couple (with the Bloodshot Eyeballs Jello Shots that I made)
  3. Someone wearing white shoes, pants, shirt and a white peaked cap who had turned a yellow poncho into a peeled banana skin.
  4. A T-shirt that says “Uninspi-red”
  5. My “flashing Santa” costume: I wore a Santa suit with a flesh colored body stocking underneath to a Halloween costume party. Throughout the night, I would flash people. I won first prize!

Best or worst Halloween costumes you’ve seen

  1. 6 people dressed in yellow skin suits with lime wedges on their heads went as a Corona 6-pack
  2. Bullitt and Mrs. Bullitt as the Hippie Couple (with the Bloodshot Eyeballs Jello Shots that I made); imgur — Hippie Couple, + Bloodshot Eyeballs Jello Shots - Album on Imgur
  3. Someone wearing white shoes, pants, shirt and a white peaked cap who had turned a yellow poncho into a peeled banana skin.
  4. A T-shirt that says “Uninspi-red”
  5. Priest with altar boy
    1. My “flashing Santa” costume: I wore a Santa suit with a flesh colored body stocking underneath to a Halloween costume party. Throughout the night, I would flash people. I won first prize!
  6. Bert and Ernie

Best or worst Halloween costumes you’ve seen

  1. 6 people dressed in yellow skin suits with lime wedges on their heads went as a Corona 6-pack
  2. Bullitt and Mrs. Bullitt as the Hippie Couple (with the Bloodshot Eyeballs Jello Shots that I made); imgur — Hippie Couple, + Bloodshot Eyeballs Jello Shots - Album on Imgur
  3. Someone wearing white shoes, pants, shirt and a white peaked cap who had turned a yellow poncho into a peeled banana skin.
  4. A T-shirt that says “Uninspi-red”
  5. Priest with altar boy
    1. My “flashing Santa” costume: I wore a Santa suit with a flesh colored body stocking underneath to a Halloween costume party. Throughout the night, I would flash people. I won first prize!
  6. Bert and Ernie
  7. Newt Gingrich and Michele Bachman

The resemblance was disturbingly close!

Best or worst Halloween costumes you’ve seen

  1. 6 people dressed in yellow skin suits with lime wedges on their heads went as a Corona 6-pack
  2. Bullitt and Mrs. Bullitt as the Hippie Couple (with the Bloodshot Eyeballs Jello Shots that I made); imgur — Hippie Couple, + Bloodshot Eyeballs Jello Shots - Album on Imgur
  3. Someone wearing white shoes, pants, shirt and a white peaked cap who had turned a yellow poncho into a peeled banana skin.
  4. A T-shirt that says “Uninspi-red”
  5. Priest with altar boy
    1. My “flashing Santa” costume: I wore a Santa suit with a flesh colored body stocking underneath to a Halloween costume party. Throughout the night, I would flash people. I won first prize!
  6. Bert and Ernie
  7. Newt Gingrich and Michele Bachman
  8. Donald and Hillary
    Gag me.

That would have been great costumes if they swapped genders.

Really! And… I think I just barfed in my mouth. :smiley:

Best or worst Halloween costumes you’ve seen

  1. 6 people dressed in yellow skin suits with lime wedges on their heads went as a Corona 6-pack
  2. Bullitt and Mrs. Bullitt as the Hippie Couple (with the Bloodshot Eyeballs Jello Shots that I made); imgur — Hippie Couple, + Bloodshot Eyeballs Jello Shots - Album on Imgur
  3. Someone wearing white shoes, pants, shirt and a white peaked cap who had turned a yellow poncho into a peeled banana skin.
  4. A T-shirt that says “Uninspi-red”
  5. Priest with altar boy
    1. My “flashing Santa” costume: I wore a Santa suit with a flesh colored body stocking underneath to a Halloween costume party. Throughout the night, I would flash people. I won first prize!
  6. Bert and Ernie
  7. Newt Gingrich and Michele Bachman
  8. Donald and Hillary
  9. On “The Conners” last night, Becky in a bald wig with sharks swirling around her. She was…wait for it… “Sharknado Conner.”

Best or worst Halloween costumes you’ve seen

  1. 6 people dressed in yellow skin suits with lime wedges on their heads went as a Corona 6-pack
  2. Bullitt and Mrs. Bullitt as the Hippie Couple (with the Bloodshot Eyeballs Jello Shots that I made); imgur — Hippie Couple, + Bloodshot Eyeballs Jello Shots - Album on Imgur
  3. Someone wearing white shoes, pants, shirt and a white peaked cap who had turned a yellow poncho into a peeled banana skin.
  4. A T-shirt that says “Uninspi-red”
  5. Priest with altar boy
    1. My “flashing Santa” costume: I wore a Santa suit with a flesh colored body stocking underneath to a Halloween costume party. Throughout the night, I would flash people. I won first prize!
  6. Bert and Ernie
  7. Newt Gingrich and Michele Bachman
  8. Donald and Hillary
  9. On “The Conners” last night, Becky in a bald wig with sharks swirling around her. She was…wait for it… “Sharknado Conner.”
  10. A family group: Christopher Columbus (Dad) Queen Isabella (Mom) Nina, Pinta, Santa Maria (their three daughters.)

It was amazing.

Best or worst Halloween costumes you’ve seen

  1. 6 people dressed in yellow skin suits with lime wedges on their heads went as a Corona 6-pack
  2. Bullitt and Mrs. Bullitt as the Hippie Couple (with the Bloodshot Eyeballs Jello Shots that I made); imgur — Hippie Couple, + Bloodshot Eyeballs Jello Shots - Album on Imgur
  3. Someone wearing white shoes, pants, shirt and a white peaked cap who had turned a yellow poncho into a peeled banana skin.
  4. A T-shirt that says “Uninspi-red”
  5. Priest with altar boy
    1. My “flashing Santa” costume: I wore a Santa suit with a flesh colored body stocking underneath to a Halloween costume party. Throughout the night, I would flash people. I won first prize!
  6. Bert and Ernie
  7. Newt Gingrich and Michele Bachman
  8. Donald and Hillary
  9. On “The Conners” last night, Becky in a bald wig with sharks swirling around her. She was…wait for it… “Sharknado Conner.”
  10. A family group: Christopher Columbus (Dad) Queen Isabella (Mom) Nina, Pinta, Santa Maria (their three daughters.)
  11. A couple as Oral and Rectal Thermometers.

Best or worst Halloween costumes you’ve seen

  1. 6 people dressed in yellow skin suits with lime wedges on their heads went as a Corona 6-pack
  2. Bullitt and Mrs. Bullitt as the Hippie Couple (with the Bloodshot Eyeballs Jello Shots that I made); imgur — Hippie Couple, + Bloodshot Eyeballs Jello Shots - Album on Imgur
  3. Someone wearing white shoes, pants, shirt and a white peaked cap who had turned a yellow poncho into a peeled banana skin.
  4. A T-shirt that says “Uninspi-red”
  5. Priest with altar boy
    1. My “flashing Santa” costume: I wore a Santa suit with a flesh colored body stocking underneath to a Halloween costume party. Throughout the night, I would flash people. I won first prize!
  6. Bert and Ernie
  7. Newt Gingrich and Michele Bachman
  8. Donald and Hillary
  9. On “The Conners” last night, Becky in a bald wig with sharks swirling around her. She was…wait for it… “Sharknado Conner.”
  10. A family group: Christopher Columbus (Dad) Queen Isabella (Mom) Nina, Pinta, Santa Maria (their three daughters.)
  11. A couple as Oral and Rectal Thermometers.
  12. Man with potato tied to his belt buckle (he was a dictator)

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Overused, trite, lazy rhymes in lyrics (2 or 3 words)

  1. Dance, romance, chance

Overused, trite, lazy rhymes in lyrics (2 or 3 words)

  1. Dance, romance, chance
  2. Fly, high, bye

Overused, trite, lazy rhymes in lyrics (2 or 3 words)

  1. Dance, romance, chance
  2. Fly, high, bye
  3. forever, never, ever

Overused, trite, lazy rhymes in lyrics (2 or 3 words)

  1. Dance, romance, chance
  2. Fly, high, bye
  3. forever, never, ever
  4. moon, June, tune

Overused, trite, lazy rhymes in lyrics (2 or 3 words)

  1. Dance, romance, chance
  2. Fly, high, bye
  3. forever, never, ever
  4. moon, June, tune
  5. higher, fire, desire

Overused, trite, lazy rhymes in lyrics (2 or 3 words)

  1. Dance, romance, chance
  2. Fly, high, bye
  3. forever, never, ever
  4. moon, June, tune
  5. higher, fire, desire
  6. love, above

Overused, trite, lazy rhymes in lyrics (2 or 3 words)

  1. Dance, romance, chance
  2. Fly, high, bye
  3. forever, never, ever
  4. moon, June, tune
  5. higher, fire, desire
  6. love, above
  7. heart, part