Heard around the White House this morning
“We kept the Senate but lost the House. What do you want to bet he takes credit for the first and blames someone else for the second?”
“Beto for President!”
“It’s weird to see half the Cabinet looking so yearningly at the Exit sign.”
“Sessions!” (Followed by steam whistle sound)
“Sean Hannity’s gonna be the next Attorney General!”
Heard around the White House this morning
“We kept the Senate but lost the House. What do you want to bet he takes credit for the first and blames someone else for the second?”
“Beto for President!”
“It’s weird to see half the Cabinet looking so yearningly at the Exit sign.”
“Sessions!” (Followed by steam whistle sound)
“Sean Hannity’s gonna be the next Attorney General!”
“Am I the only one who heard whinnying in the Lincoln Bedroom?”
gkster
November 7, 2018, 10:26pm
62449
Heard around the White House this morning
“We kept the Senate but lost the House. What do you want to bet he takes credit for the first and blames someone else for the second?”
“Beto for President!”
“It’s weird to see half the Cabinet looking so yearningly at the Exit sign.”
“Sessions!” (Followed by steam whistle sound)
“Sean Hannity’s gonna be the next Attorney General!”
“Am I the only one who heard whinnying in the Lincoln Bedroom?”
“OK, who’s the next to leave?”
Heard around the White House this morning
“We kept the Senate but lost the House. What do you want to bet he takes credit for the first and blames someone else for the second?”
“Beto for President!”
“It’s weird to see half the Cabinet looking so yearningly at the Exit sign.”
“Sessions!” (Followed by steam whistle sound)
“Sean Hannity’s gonna be the next Attorney General!”
“Am I the only one who heard whinnying in the Lincoln Bedroom?”
“OK, who’s the next to leave?”
“Why is Jim Acosta locked up in the basement?”
Heard around the White House this morning
“We kept the Senate but lost the House. What do you want to bet he takes credit for the first and blames someone else for the second?”
“Beto for President!”
“It’s weird to see half the Cabinet looking so yearningly at the Exit sign.”
“Sessions!” (Followed by steam whistle sound)
“Sean Hannity’s gonna be the next Attorney General!”
“Am I the only one who heard whinnying in the Lincoln Bedroom?”
“OK, who’s the next to leave?”
“Why is Jim Acosta locked up in the basement?”
“Why does Justice Kavanaugh keep offering me a beer?”
Bullitt
November 8, 2018, 3:58am
62452
Heard around the White House this morning
“We kept the Senate but lost the House. What do you want to bet he takes credit for the first and blames someone else for the second?”
“Beto for President!”
“It’s weird to see half the Cabinet looking so yearningly at the Exit sign.”
“Sessions!” (Followed by steam whistle sound)
“Sean Hannity’s gonna be the next Attorney General!”
“Am I the only one who heard whinnying in the Lincoln Bedroom?”
“OK, who’s the next to leave?”
“Why is Jim Acosta locked up in the basement?”
“Why does Justice Kavanaugh keep offering me a beer?”
“We didn’t just keep the senate, we gained. We gained with governors too.”
Heard around the White House this morning
“We kept the Senate but lost the House. What do you want to bet he takes credit for the first and blames someone else for the second?”
“Beto for President!”
“It’s weird to see half the Cabinet looking so yearningly at the Exit sign.”
“Sessions!” (Followed by steam whistle sound)
“Sean Hannity’s gonna be the next Attorney General!”
“Am I the only one who heard whinnying in the Lincoln Bedroom?”
“OK, who’s the next to leave?”
“Why is Jim Acosta locked up in the basement?”
“Why does Justice Kavanaugh keep offering me a beer?”
“We didn’t just keep the senate, we gained. We gained with governors too.”
“No, Mr President, you can’t change the election outcome with an executive order.”
It’s funny because that’s probably what they really were telling themselves in the White House this morning. They’re probably all trying to pretend that gaining a meaningless seat in the Senate somehow makes up for losing the majority in the House.
Bullitt
November 8, 2018, 11:10am
62455
Heard around the White House this morning
“We kept the Senate but lost the House. What do you want to bet he takes credit for the first and blames someone else for the second?”
“Beto for President!”
“It’s weird to see half the Cabinet looking so yearningly at the Exit sign.”
“Sessions!” (Followed by steam whistle sound)
“Sean Hannity’s gonna be the next Attorney General!”
“Am I the only one who heard whinnying in the Lincoln Bedroom?”
“OK, who’s the next to leave?”
“Why is Jim Acosta locked up in the basement?”
“Why does Justice Kavanaugh keep offering me a beer?”
“We didn’t just keep the senate, we gained. We gained with governors too.”
“No, Mr President, you can’t change the election outcome with an executive order.”
“About Jim Acosta, can we ban not just him but all reporters?”
Bullitt
November 8, 2018, 11:12am
62456
Exactly. If they keep telling themselves that, they’ll eventually believe it to be the truth.
gkster
November 8, 2018, 2:10pm
62457
Heard around the White House this morning
“We kept the Senate but lost the House. What do you want to bet he takes credit for the first and blames someone else for the second?”
“Beto for President!”
“It’s weird to see half the Cabinet looking so yearningly at the Exit sign.”
“Sessions!” (Followed by steam whistle sound)
“Sean Hannity’s gonna be the next Attorney General!”
“Am I the only one who heard whinnying in the Lincoln Bedroom?”
“OK, who’s the next to leave?”
“Why is Jim Acosta locked up in the basement?”
“Why does Justice Kavanaugh keep offering me a beer?”
“We didn’t just keep the senate, we gained. We gained with governors too.”
“No, Mr President, you can’t change the election outcome with an executive order.”
“About Jim Acosta, can we ban not just him but all reporters?”
“Chanelling Scarlet O’Hara: tomorrow is another day”
Pass
Things customers do that drive store cashiers crazy, particularly this time of year:
The credit card shuffle (Going through 50 cards to find the “right” one. Pick a card, any card)
Things customers do that drive store cashiers crazy, particularly this time of year:
The credit card shuffle (Going through 50 cards to find the “right” one. Pick a card, any card)
Insist that their expired coupons are still good.
Things customers do that drive store cashiers crazy, particularly this time of year:
The credit card shuffle (Going through 50 cards to find the “right” one. Pick a card, any card)
Insist that their expired coupons are still good.
Talk on the damned cellphone while getting their purchase rung up.
Things customers do that drive store cashiers crazy, particularly this time of year:
The credit card shuffle (Going through 50 cards to find the “right” one. Pick a card, any card)
Insist that their expired coupons are still good.
Talk on the damned cellphone while getting their purchase rung up.
Use EBT to buy soda and candy bars for their obese kids.
Things customers do that drive store cashiers crazy, particularly this time of year:
The credit card shuffle (Going through 50 cards to find the “right” one. Pick a card, any card)
Insist that their expired coupons are still good.
Talk on the damned cellphone while getting their purchase rung up.
Use EBT to buy soda and candy bars for their obese kids.
Writing a cheque!
Things customers do that drive store cashiers crazy, particularly this time of year:
The credit card shuffle (Going through 50 cards to find the “right” one. Pick a card, any card)
Insist that their expired coupons are still good.
Talk on the damned cellphone while getting their purchase rung up.
Use EBT to buy soda and candy bars for their obese kids.
Writing a cheque!
Send a kid back to exchange an item from the shelves with the one they brought to the checkout line
Things customers do that drive store cashiers crazy, particularly this time of year:
The credit card shuffle (Going through 50 cards to find the “right” one. Pick a card, any card)
Insist that their expired coupons are still good.
Talk on the damned cellphone while getting their purchase rung up.
Use EBT to buy soda and candy bars for their obese kids.
Writing a cheque!
Send a kid back to exchange an item from the shelves with the one they brought to the checkout line
Emptying their change purse all over the counter, to find 18¢.
Things customers do that drive store cashiers crazy, particularly this time of year:
The credit card shuffle (Going through 50 cards to find the “right” one. Pick a card, any card)
Insist that their expired coupons are still good.
Talk on the damned cellphone while getting their purchase rung up.
Use EBT to buy soda and candy bars for their obese kids.
Writing a cheque!
Send a kid back to exchange an item from the shelves with the one they brought to the checkout line
Emptying their change purse all over the counter, to find 18¢.
Saying they’ll use a credit card, and then changing their mind once the transaction has begun and deciding to pay cash after all
Things customers do that drive store cashiers crazy, particularly this time of year:
The credit card shuffle (Going through 50 cards to find the “right” one. Pick a card, any card)
Insist that their expired coupons are still good.
Talk on the damned cellphone while getting their purchase rung up.
Use EBT to buy soda and candy bars for their obese kids.
Writing a cheque!
Send a kid back to exchange an item from the shelves with the one they brought to the checkout line
Emptying their change purse all over the counter, to find 18¢.
Saying they’ll use a credit card, and then changing their mind once the transaction has begun and deciding to pay cash after all
“If it doesn’t scan it’s free, right?”