Bakers Dozen

Overheard at the White House just after the President’s prime-time speech on immigration and a border wall

  1. "Did he have some particular goal for how many lies and misleading statements he wanted to pack in?
  2. “Next time, put the teleprompter on the TV camera lens, instead of off to the side.”
  3. “What’s our theme song? “Just Another Brick in the wall”? or “Thick as a Brick”?”
  4. “How’d I do?”
  5. “Do you think Putin liked it?”
  6. “Don’t you get it. It’s wall about me.”
  7. “Are we there yet? Is this Wally World?”
  8. “Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah A-Ah, Ting, Tang, Walla Walla Bing Bang!”
  9. “shoo-bop sha wadda wadda yippity boom de boom
  10. "Chang chang changitty chang sha-bop”
  11. “I just delivered the greatest speech in US history.”
  12. “We definitely need the wall.”
  13. “That didn’t work? Back to blaming California’s Wildlife People.”

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TV series you hope they don’t reboot (or at least not again)

  1. Green Acres

TV series you hope they don’t reboot (or at least not again)

  1. Green Acres
  2. Gilligan’s Island

TV series you hope they don’t reboot (or at least not again)

  1. Green Acres
  2. Gilligan’s Island
  3. I Love Lucy (sure, a beloved show but think about it…)

TV series you hope they don’t reboot (or at least not again)

  1. Green Acres
  2. Gilligan’s Island
  3. I Love Lucy (sure, a beloved show but think about it…)
  4. The Office
    Another great show, of course, but that doesn’t mean it should be remade.

TV series you hope they don’t reboot (or at least not again)

  1. Green Acres
  2. Gilligan’s Island
  3. I Love Lucy (sure, a beloved show but think about it…)
  4. The Office
  5. Seinfeld

TV series you hope they don’t reboot (or at least not again)

  1. Green Acres
  2. Gilligan’s Island
  3. I Love Lucy (sure, a beloved show but think about it…)
  4. The Office
  5. Seinfeld
  6. Heil Honey I’m Home!

Heil Honey I'm Home! - Wikipedia!

TV series you hope they don’t reboot (or at least not again)

  1. Green Acres
  2. Gilligan’s Island
  3. I Love Lucy (sure, a beloved show but think about it…)
  4. The Office
  5. Seinfeld
  6. Heil Honey I’m Home!
  7. The Brady Bunch

TV series you hope they don’t reboot (or at least not again)

  1. Green Acres
  2. Gilligan’s Island
  3. I Love Lucy (sure, a beloved show but think about it…)
  4. The Office
  5. Seinfeld
  6. Heil Honey I’m Home!
  7. The Brady Bunch
  8. Cheers!

TV series you hope they don’t reboot (or at least not again)

  1. Green Acres
  2. Gilligan’s Island
  3. I Love Lucy (sure, a beloved show but think about it…)
  4. The Office
  5. Seinfeld
  6. Heil Honey I’m Home!
  7. The Brady Bunch
  8. Cheers!
  9. Baretta

TV series you hope they don’t reboot (or at least not again)

  1. Green Acres
  2. Gilligan’s Island
  3. I Love Lucy (sure, a beloved show but think about it…)
  4. The Office
  5. Seinfeld
  6. Heil Honey I’m Home!
  7. The Brady Bunch
  8. Cheers!
  9. Baretta
  10. MASH, no wait, better yet, After MASH

TV series you hope they don’t reboot (or at least not again)

  1. Green Acres
  2. Gilligan’s Island
  3. I Love Lucy (sure, a beloved show but think about it…)
  4. The Office
  5. Seinfeld
  6. Heil Honey I’m Home!
  7. The Brady Bunch
  8. Cheers!
  9. Baretta
  10. MASH, no wait, better yet, After MASH
  11. The Partridge Family

TV series you hope they don’t reboot (or at least not again)

  1. Green Acres
  2. Gilligan’s Island
  3. I Love Lucy (sure, a beloved show but think about it…)
  4. The Office
  5. Seinfeld
  6. Heil Honey I’m Home!
  7. The Brady Bunch
  8. Cheers!
  9. Baretta
  10. MASH, no wait, better yet, After MASH
  11. The Partridge Family
  12. Bonanza

TV series you hope they don’t reboot (or at least not again)

  1. Green Acres
  2. Gilligan’s Island
  3. I Love Lucy (sure, a beloved show but think about it…)
  4. The Office
  5. Seinfeld
  6. Heil Honey I’m Home!
  7. The Brady Bunch
  8. Cheers!
  9. Baretta
  10. MASH, no wait, better yet, After MASH
  11. The Partridge Family
  12. Bonanza
  13. The Love Boat
    Pass

New topic:

Things you are not likely to see in professional wrestling

  1. Hulk Hogan doing a suicide dive

Things you are not likely to see in professional wrestling

  1. Hulk Hogan doing a suicide dive
  2. Unsportsmanlike calls

Things you are not likely to see in professional wrestling

  1. Hulk Hogan doing a suicide dive
  2. Unsportsmanlike calls
  3. Andre the Giant

R.I.P., Fezzik.

Things you are not likely to see in professional wrestling

  1. Hulk Hogan doing a suicide dive
  2. Unsportsmanlike calls
  3. Andre the Giant
  4. Someone wearing a helmet
    Although Norman Smiley, bless his goofy heart…

Things you are not likely to see in professional wrestling

  1. Hulk Hogan doing a suicide dive
  2. Unsportsmanlike calls
  3. Andre the Giant
  4. Someone wearing a helmet
  5. Me in the audience

Things you are not likely to see in professional wrestling

  1. Hulk Hogan doing a suicide dive
  2. Unsportsmanlike calls
  3. Andre the Giant
  4. Someone wearing a helmet
  5. Me in the audience
  6. weight divisions

Things you are not likely to see in professional wrestling

  1. Hulk Hogan doing a suicide dive
  2. Unsportsmanlike calls
  3. Andre the Giant
  4. Someone wearing a helmet
  5. Me in the audience
  6. weight divisions
  7. Vince McMahon retiring

by the way Sparky, they do have a cruiserweight division.