Bakers Dozen

Stuff people write in yearbooks

  1. First to sign your crack
  2. H. A. G. S.
  3. A.F.A.
  4. Good luck in college
  5. Stay sweet!
  6. Remember Grant/Remember Lee/The hell with them/Remember me!
  7. See you at our 20th reunion!
  8. John 3:16
  9. Don’t forget to practice this summer
  10. You still think you accomplished something, don’t you? Oh, well…
  11. Don’t drink too much
  12. 2 Sweet 2 Be/4 Gotten
  13. Don’t ever change

Famous last words

1: There are no fucking Indians here

Famous last words

  1. There are no fucking Indians here
  2. Is it the fourth? - Thomas Jefferson

Famous last words

  1. There are no fucking Indians here
  2. Is it the fourth? - Thomas Jefferson
  3. Trust me. I’ve this dozens of times.

Famous last words

  1. There are no fucking Indians here
  2. Is it the fourth? - Thomas Jefferson
  3. Trust me. I’ve this dozens of times.
  4. “They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance.” - Gen. John Sedgwick

Famous last words

  1. There are no fucking Indians here
  2. Is it the fourth? - Thomas Jefferson
  3. Trust me. I’ve this dozens of times.
  4. “They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance.” - Gen. John Sedgwick
  5. Either the wallpaper goes, or I do.

Famous last words

  1. There are no fucking Indians here
  2. Is it the fourth? - Thomas Jefferson
  3. Trust me. I’ve this dozens of times.
  4. “They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance.” - Gen. John Sedgwick
  5. Either the wallpaper goes, or I do.
  6. HEY YA’LL! WATCH THIS!!

Famous last words

  1. There are no fucking Indians here
  2. Is it the fourth? - Thomas Jefferson
  3. Trust me. I’ve this dozens of times.
  4. “They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance.” - Gen. John Sedgwick
  5. Either the wallpaper goes, or I do.
  6. HEY YA’LL! WATCH THIS!!
  7. What tree? - Sonny Bono

Famous last words

  1. There are no fucking Indians here
  2. Is it the fourth? - Thomas Jefferson
  3. Trust me. I’ve this dozens of times.
  4. “They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance.” - Gen. John Sedgwick
  5. Either the wallpaper goes, or I do.
  6. HEY YA’LL! WATCH THIS!!
  7. What tree? - Sonny Bono
  8. “Sockdologizing man trap! That’s funny I don’t care who you…”

Famous last words

  1. There are no fucking Indians here
  2. Is it the fourth? - Thomas Jefferson
  3. Trust me. I’ve this dozens of times.
  4. “They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance.” - Gen. John Sedgwick
  5. Either the wallpaper goes, or I do.
  6. HEY YA’LL! WATCH THIS!!
  7. What tree? - Sonny Bono
  8. “Sockdologizing man trap! That’s funny I don’t care who you…”
  9. “I drank what?” - Socrates

Famous last words

  1. There are no fucking Indians here
  2. Is it the fourth? - Thomas Jefferson
  3. Trust me. I’ve [done] this dozens of times.
  4. “They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance.” - Gen. John Sedgwick
  5. Either the wallpaper goes, or I do. - Oscar Wilde
  6. HEY YA’LL! WATCH THIS!!
  7. What tree? - Sonny Bono
  8. “Sockdologizing man trap! That’s funny I don’t care who you…”
  9. “I drank what?” - Socrates
  10. “'Tis well.” - George Washington

Famous last words

  1. There are no fucking Indians here
  2. Is it the fourth? - Thomas Jefferson
  3. Trust me. I’ve [done] this dozens of times.
  4. “They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance.” - Gen. John Sedgwick
  5. Either the wallpaper goes, or I do. - Oscar Wilde
  6. HEY YA’LL! WATCH THIS!!
  7. What tree? - Sonny Bono
  8. “Sockdologizing man trap! That’s funny I don’t care who you…”
  9. “I drank what?” - Socrates
  10. “'Tis well.” - George Washington
  11. “They love me! Still wish we’d put the bubble top on, Jackie?”

Famous last words

  1. There are no fucking Indians here
  2. Is it the fourth? - Thomas Jefferson
  3. Trust me. I’ve [done] this dozens of times.
  4. “They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance.” - Gen. John Sedgwick
  5. Either the wallpaper goes, or I do. - Oscar Wilde
  6. HEY YA’LL! WATCH THIS!!
  7. What tree? - Sonny Bono
  8. “Sockdologizing man trap! That’s funny I don’t care who you…”
  9. “I drank what?” - Socrates
  10. “'Tis well.” - George Washington
  11. “They love me! Still wish we’d put the bubble top on, Jackie?”
  12. Rosebud

Famous last words

  1. There are no fucking Indians here
  2. Is it the fourth? - Thomas Jefferson
  3. Trust me. I’ve [done] this dozens of times.
  4. “They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance.” - Gen. John Sedgwick
  5. Either the wallpaper goes, or I do. - Oscar Wilde
  6. HEY YA’LL! WATCH THIS!!
  7. What tree? - Sonny Bono
  8. “Sockdologizing man trap! That’s funny I don’t care who you…”
  9. “I drank what?” - Socrates
  10. “'Tis well.” - George Washington
  11. “They love me! Still wish we’d put the bubble top on, Jackie?”
  12. Rosebud
  13. “Yes dear, in fact, those pants DO make your butt look fat!”

New list : “Colorful” musicians

  1. Leon Redbone

“Colorful” musicians

  1. Leon Redbone
  2. Peter Lemon[del]moodring[/del]gello

“Colorful” musicians

  1. Leon Redbone
  2. Peter Lemon[del]moodring[/del]gello
  3. Deep Blue

“Colorful” musicians

  1. Leon Redbone
  2. Peter Lemonmoodringgello
  3. Deep Blue
  4. Al Green

“Colorful” musicians

  1. Leon Redbone
  2. Peter Lemongello
  3. Deep Blue
  4. Al Green
  5. Jackson Browne

Colorful" musicians

  1. Leon Redbone
  2. Peter Lemongello
  3. Deep Blue
  4. Al Green
  5. Jackson Browne
  6. Barry White

Colorful" musicians

  1. Leon Redbone
  2. Peter Lemongello
  3. Deep Blue
  4. Al Green
  5. Jackson Browne
  6. Barry White
  7. Jack Black

“Colorful” musicians

  1. Leon Redbone
  2. Peter Lemongello
  3. Deep Blue
  4. Al Green
  5. Jackson Browne
  6. Barry White
  7. Jack Black
  8. David Gray