Bakers Dozen

Things you could say to your mom, but not your Goth college roommate

  1. “Would you tuck me in and gimme a kiss, please?”
  2. “Can I borrow some mascara?”
  3. “The other kids on my Little League team are poopyheads.”
  4. “That dress makes you look older.”
  5. “Are you and Dad going down to Florida this winter?”
  6. “Beautiful sunrise.”
  7. “I’m sure glad you turned me on to Donny & Marie; they rock.”
  8. “When am I going to get a little brother?”
  9. “You and Dad sure made a lot of noise last night. I wish you’d be a little more discreet.”
  10. “Marilyn Manson fucking sucks!”

Things you could say to your mom, but not your Goth college roommate

  1. “Would you tuck me in and gimme a kiss, please?”
  2. “Can I borrow some mascara?”
  3. “The other kids on my Little League team are poopyheads.”
  4. “That dress makes you look older.”
  5. “Are you and Dad going down to Florida this winter?”
  6. “Beautiful sunrise.”
  7. “I’m sure glad you turned me on to Donny & Marie; they rock.”
  8. “When am I going to get a little brother?”
  9. “You and Dad sure made a lot of noise last night. I wish you’d be a little more discreet.”
  10. “Marilyn Manson fucking sucks!”
  11. “Pink is definitely your color.”

Things you could say to your mom, but not your Goth college roommate

  1. “Would you tuck me in and gimme a kiss, please?”
  2. “Can I borrow some mascara?”
  3. “The other kids on my Little League team are poopyheads.”
  4. “That dress makes you look older.”
  5. “Are you and Dad going down to Florida this winter?”
  6. “Beautiful sunrise.”
  7. “I’m sure glad you turned me on to Donny & Marie; they rock.”
  8. “When am I going to get a little brother?”
  9. “You and Dad sure made a lot of noise last night. I wish you’d be a little more discreet.”
  10. “Marilyn Manson fucking sucks!”
  11. “Pink is definitely your color.”
  12. “White. It’s the new black.”

Things you could say to your mom, but not your Goth college roommate

  1. “Would you tuck me in and gimme a kiss, please?”
  2. “Can I borrow some mascara?”
  3. “The other kids on my Little League team are poopyheads.”
  4. “That dress makes you look older.”
  5. “Are you and Dad going down to Florida this winter?”
  6. “Beautiful sunrise.”
  7. “I’m sure glad you turned me on to Donny & Marie; they rock.”
  8. “When am I going to get a little brother?”
  9. “You and Dad sure made a lot of noise last night. I wish you’d be a little more discreet.”
  10. “Marilyn Manson fucking sucks!”
  11. “Pink is definitely your color.”
  12. “White. It’s the new black.”
  13. “You look so vibrant!”

Rivers that form all or part of US state boundaries

  1. Perdido River (Alabama and Florida)

Rivers that form all or part of US state boundaries

  1. Perdido River (Alabama and Florida)
  2. Ohio River (Kentucky and Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, and West Virginia)

Rivers that form all or part of US state boundaries

  1. Perdido River (Alabama and Florida)
  2. Ohio River (Kentucky and Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, and West Virginia)
  3. Red River (Texas and Oklahoma)

Rivers that form all or part of US state boundaries

  1. Perdido River (Alabama and Florida)
  2. Ohio River (Kentucky and Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, and West Virginia)
  3. Red River (Texas and Oklahoma)
  4. Wabash River (Illinois and Indiana)

Rivers that form all or part of US state boundaries

  1. Perdido River (Alabama and Florida)
  2. Ohio River (Kentucky and Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, and West Virginia)
  3. Red River (Texas and Oklahoma)
  4. Wabash River (Illinois and Indiana)
  5. Columbia River (Washington and Oregon)

Rivers that form all or part of US state boundaries

  1. Perdido River (Alabama and Florida)
  2. Ohio River (Kentucky and Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, and West Virginia)
  3. Red River (Texas and Oklahoma)
  4. Wabash River (Illinois and Indiana)
  5. Columbia River (Washington and Oregon)
  6. Delaware River (Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Delaware)

Rivers that form all or part of US state boundaries

  1. Perdido River (Alabama and Florida)
  2. Ohio River (Kentucky and Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, and West Virginia)
  3. Red River (Texas and Oklahoma)
  4. Wabash River (Illinois and Indiana)
  5. Columbia River (Washington and Oregon)
  6. Delaware River (Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Delaware)
  7. Rio Grande (Texas)

Rivers that form all or part of US state boundaries

  1. Perdido River (Alabama and Florida)
  2. Ohio River (Kentucky and Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, and West Virginia)
  3. Red River (Texas and Oklahoma)
  4. Wabash River (Illinois and Indiana)
  5. Columbia River (Washington and Oregon)
  6. Delaware River (Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Delaware)
  7. Rio Grande (Texas)
  8. Snake (Washington and Idaho, Oregon and Idaho)

Rivers that form all or part of US state boundaries

  1. Perdido River (Alabama and Florida)
  2. Ohio River (Kentucky and Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, and West Virginia)
  3. Red River (Texas and Oklahoma)
  4. Wabash River (Illinois and Indiana)
  5. Columbia River (Washington and Oregon)
  6. Delaware River (Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Delaware)
  7. Rio Grande (Texas)
  8. Snake (Washington and Idaho, Oregon and Idaho)
  9. Connecticut (Vermont and New Hampshire)

Rivers that form all or part of US state boundaries

  1. Perdido River (Alabama and Florida)
  2. Ohio River (Kentucky and Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, and West Virginia)
  3. Red River (Texas and Oklahoma)
  4. Wabash River (Illinois and Indiana)
  5. Columbia River (Washington and Oregon)
  6. Delaware River (Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Delaware)
  7. Rio Grande (Texas)
  8. Snake (Washington and Idaho, Oregon and Idaho)
  9. Connecticut (Vermont and New Hampshire)
  10. Colorado (California and Arizona, Nevada and Arizona)

Rivers that form all or part of US state boundaries

  1. Perdido River (Alabama and Florida)
  2. Ohio River (Kentucky and Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, and West Virginia)
  3. Red River (Texas and Oklahoma)
  4. Wabash River (Illinois and Indiana)
  5. Columbia River (Washington and Oregon)
  6. Delaware River (Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Delaware)
  7. Rio Grande (Texas)
  8. Snake (Washington and Idaho, Oregon and Idaho)
  9. Connecticut (Vermont and New Hampshire)
  10. Colorado (California and Arizona, Nevada and Arizona)
  11. Mississippi (Wisconsin, Illinois, Kentucky, Tennessee, and Mississippi on the east, Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, and Louisiana on the west)

Rivers that form all or part of US state boundaries

  1. Perdido River (Alabama and Florida)
  2. Ohio River (Kentucky and Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, and West Virginia)
  3. Red River (Texas and Oklahoma)
  4. Wabash River (Illinois and Indiana)
  5. Columbia River (Washington and Oregon)
  6. Delaware River (Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Delaware)
  7. Rio Grande (Texas)
  8. Snake (Washington and Idaho, Oregon and Idaho)
  9. Connecticut (Vermont and New Hampshire)
  10. Colorado (California and Arizona, Nevada and Arizona)
  11. Mississippi (Wisconsin, Illinois, Kentucky, Tennessee, and Mississippi on the east, Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, and Louisiana on the west)
  12. Missouri (Missouri & Kansas & Nebraska & Iowa & South Dakota)

Rivers that form all or part of US state boundaries

  1. Perdido River (Alabama and Florida)
  2. Ohio River (Kentucky and Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, and West Virginia)
  3. Red River (Texas and Oklahoma)
  4. Wabash River (Illinois and Indiana)
  5. Columbia River (Washington and Oregon)
  6. Delaware River (Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Delaware)
  7. Rio Grande (Texas)
  8. Snake (Washington and Idaho, Oregon and Idaho)
  9. Connecticut (Vermont and New Hampshire)
  10. Colorado (California and Arizona, Nevada and Arizona)
  11. Mississippi (Wisconsin, Illinois, Kentucky, Tennessee, and Mississippi on the east, Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, and Louisiana on the west)
  12. Missouri (Missouri & Kansas & Nebraska & Iowa & South Dakota)
  13. Potomac (Maryland and Virginia)

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Rivers that form all or part of national boundaries

  1. Paraná River - Argentina & Paraguay

Rivers that form all or part of national boundaries

  1. Paraná River - Argentina & Paraguay
  2. Bug River: Ukraine and Poland

Rivers that form all or part of national boundaries

  1. Paraná River - Argentina & Paraguay
  2. Bug River: Ukraine and Poland
  3. St. Lawrence River - US and Canada

Rivers that form all or part of national boundaries

  1. Paraná River - Argentina & Paraguay
  2. Bug River: Ukraine and Poland
  3. St. Lawrence River - US and Canada
  4. Rio Grande - US and Mexico

Rivers that form all or part of national boundaries

  1. Paraná River - Argentina & Paraguay
  2. Bug River: Ukraine and Poland
  3. St. Lawrence River - US and Canada
  4. Rio Grande - US and Mexico
  5. Danube - Austria, Slovakia, Croatia, Serbia, Hungary, Romania, and Ukraine