Bakers Dozen

Dances

  1. Tango
  2. Twist
  3. Twerking
  4. Batusi
  5. Charles
  6. Two-step
  7. Lambada
  8. Merengue.
  9. Square
  10. Waltz

Dances

  1. Tango
  2. Twist
  3. Twerking
  4. Batusi
  5. Charles
  6. Two-step
  7. Lambada
  8. Merengue.
  9. Square
  10. Waltz
  11. Foxtrot

Dances

  1. Tango
  2. Twist
  3. Twerking
  4. Batusi
  5. Charles
  6. Two-step
  7. Lambada
  8. Merengue.
  9. Square
  10. Waltz
  11. Foxtrot
  12. Mashed Potato

Dances

  1. Tango
  2. Twist
  3. Twerking
  4. Baths
  5. Charles
  6. Two-step
  7. Lambada
  8. Merengue.
  9. Square
  10. Waltz
  11. Foxtrot
  12. Hustle

Doot doot doot de dooh, doot doot doot de dooh, …

Dances

  1. Tango
  2. Twist
  3. Twerking
  4. Baths
  5. Charles
  6. Two-step
  7. Lambada
  8. Merengue.
  9. Square
  10. Waltz
  11. Foxtrot
  12. Mashed Potato
  13. Hustle

Doot doot doot de dooh, doot doot doot de dooh, …

Housekeeping. It would be your turn Blue Blistering Barnacle.

Dances

  1. Tango
  2. Twist
  3. Twerking
  4. Batusi
  5. Charles
  6. Two-step
  7. Lambada
  8. Merengue.
  9. Square
  10. Waltz
  11. Foxtrot
  12. Twizzle

Dances

  1. Tango
  2. Twist
  3. Twerking
  4. Baths
  5. Charles
  6. Two-step
  7. Lambada
  8. Merengue.
  9. Square
  10. Waltz
  11. Foxtrot
  12. Mashed Potato
  13. Hustle

Next up: Reasons (stupid) people give for not approving of same sex unions and marriages

  1. It’s against the Bible

Next up: Reasons (stupid) people give for not approving of same sex unions and marriages

  1. It’s against the Bible
  2. It violates natural law

Reasons (stupid) people give for not approving of same sex unions and marriages

  1. It’s against the Bible
  2. It violates natural law
  3. Being queer isn’t manly.

Reasons (stupid) people give for not approving of same sex unions and marriages

  1. It’s against the Bible
  2. It violates natural law
  3. Being queer isn’t manly.
  4. Sex is for procreation. Gays can’t have children together.

Reasons (stupid) people give for not approving of same sex unions and marriages

  1. It’s against the Bible
  2. It violates natural law
  3. Being queer isn’t manly.
  4. Sex is for procreation. Gays can’t have children together.
  5. They are not gay, so can’t imagine how someone could be attracted to the same sex.

Reasons (stupid) people give for not approving of same sex unions and marriages

  1. It’s against the Bible
  2. It violates natural law
  3. Being queer isn’t manly.
  4. Sex is for procreation. Gays can’t have children together.
  5. They are not gay, so can’t imagine how someone could be attracted to the same sex.
  6. If I approved of it, I might somehow - don’t ask me how! - catch teh gay too

Reasons (stupid) people give for not approving of same sex unions and marriages

  1. It’s against the Bible
  2. It violates natural law
  3. Being queer isn’t manly.
  4. Sex is for procreation. Gays can’t have children together.
  5. They are not gay, so can’t imagine how someone could be attracted to the same sex.
  6. If I approved of it, I might somehow - don’t ask me how! - catch teh gay too
  7. What do we allow next, polygamy and marriage to animals?

Reasons (stupid) people give for not approving of same sex unions and marriages

  1. It’s against the Bible
  2. It violates natural law
  3. Being queer isn’t manly.
  4. Sex is for procreation. Gays can’t have children together.
  5. They are not gay, so can’t imagine how someone could be attracted to the same sex.
  6. If I approved of it, I might somehow - don’t ask me how! - catch teh gay too
  7. What do we allow next, polygamy and marriage to animals?
  8. It’s just icky

Reasons (stupid) people give for not approving of same sex unions and marriages

  1. It’s against the Bible
  2. It violates natural law
  3. Being queer isn’t manly.
  4. Sex is for procreation. Gays can’t have children together.
  5. They are not gay, so can’t imagine how someone could be attracted to the same sex.
  6. If I approved of it, I might somehow - don’t ask me how! - catch teh gay too
  7. What do we allow next, polygamy and marriage to animals?
  8. It’s just icky
  9. A woman needs a man.

Reasons (stupid) people give for not approving of same sex unions and marriages

  1. It’s against the Bible
  2. It violates natural law
  3. Being queer isn’t manly.
  4. Sex is for procreation. Gays can’t have children together.
  5. They are not gay, so can’t imagine how someone could be attracted to the same sex.
  6. If I approved of it, I might somehow - don’t ask me how! - catch teh gay too
  7. What do we allow next, polygamy and marriage to animals?
  8. It’s just icky
  9. A woman needs a man.
  10. They might infect our children

Reasons (stupid) people give for not approving of same sex unions and marriages

  1. It’s against the Bible
  2. It violates natural law
  3. Being queer isn’t manly.
  4. Sex is for procreation. Gays can’t have children together.
  5. They are not gay, so can’t imagine how someone could be attracted to the same sex.
  6. If I approved of it, I might somehow - don’t ask me how! - catch the gay too
  7. What do we allow next, polygamy and marriage to animals?
  8. It’s just icky
  9. A woman needs a man.
  10. They might infect our children
  11. They are broken and just need reprogramming

Reasons (stupid) people give for not approving of same sex unions and marriages

  1. It’s against the Bible
  2. It violates natural law
  3. Being queer isn’t manly.
  4. Sex is for procreation. Gays can’t have children together.
  5. They are not gay, so can’t imagine how someone could be attracted to the same sex.
  6. If I approved of it, I might somehow - don’t ask me how! - catch the gay too
  7. What do we allow next, polygamy and marriage to animals?
  8. It’s just icky
  9. A woman needs a man.
  10. They might infect our children
  11. They are broken and just need reprogramming
  12. I have to be openly hostile to gays so nobody will suspect I’m secretly attracted to other men.

Reasons (stupid) people give for not approving of same sex unions and marriages

  1. It’s against the Bible
  2. It violates natural law
  3. Being queer isn’t manly.
  4. Sex is for procreation. Gays can’t have children together.
  5. They are not gay, so can’t imagine how someone could be attracted to the same sex.
  6. If I approved of it, I might somehow - don’t ask me how! - catch teh gay too
  7. What do we allow next, polygamy and marriage to animals?
  8. It’s just icky
  9. A woman needs a man.
  10. They might infect our children
  11. They are broken and just need reprogramming
  12. I have to be openly hostile to gays so nobody will suspect I’m secretly attracted to other men.
  13. SSM is obviously a bigger threat to the institution of marriage than domestic violence, child abuse and very high divorce rates. Duh.

Next category:

Reasons (stupid) people give for not accepting the fact of global climate change

  1. … but it’s cold out right now!

Reasons (stupid) people give for not accepting the fact of global climate change

  1. … but it’s cold out right now!
  2. The planet is too big for humans to have an effect on climate