Bakers Dozen

Varieties of Valentine’s Day candy and sweet treats

  1. heart-shaped eclairs
  2. Conversation hearts
  3. Mama always said, life is like a…
  4. A heart-shaped box of See’s chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.
  5. Heart shaped Reece’s Peanut Butter cup.
  6. Strawberries dipped in chocolate
  7. An Edible Arrangements bouquet
  8. Lindor strawberry and white chocolate truffles, in the pink package
  9. Valentine’s Day M&M assortment (red, pink and white)
  10. candied rose petals
  11. chocolate-covered cherries

Varieties of Valentine’s Day candy and sweet treats

  1. heart-shaped eclairs
  2. Conversation hearts
  3. Mama always said, life is like a…
  4. A heart-shaped box of See’s chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.
  5. Heart shaped Reece’s Peanut Butter cup.
  6. Strawberries dipped in chocolate
  7. An Edible Arrangements bouquet
  8. Lindor strawberry and white chocolate truffles, in the pink package
  9. Valentine’s Day M&M assortment (red, pink and white)
  10. candied rose petals
  11. chocolate-covered cherries
  12. Cupcakes with plastic rings shaped like conversation hearts on top.

Varieties of Valentine’s Day candy and sweet treats

  1. heart-shaped eclairs
  2. Conversation hearts
  3. Mama always said, life is like a…
  4. A heart-shaped box of See’s chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.
  5. Heart shaped Reece’s Peanut Butter cup.
  6. Strawberries dipped in chocolate
  7. An Edible Arrangements bouquet
  8. Lindor strawberry and white chocolate truffles, in the pink package
  9. Valentine’s Day M&M assortment (red, pink and white)
  10. candied rose petals
  11. chocolate-covered cherries
  12. Cupcakes with plastic rings shaped like conversation hearts on top.
  13. Edible undies!

Fun things you might do on Valentine’s Day if you don’t have a partner:

  1. Share a snuggle and some Netflix binge-watching with your cat.

Fun things you might do on Valentine’s Day if you don’t have a partner:

  1. Share a snuggle and some Netflix binge-watching with your cat.
  2. Make the kids dinner and have a glass of wine.
    Which what I will be doing, my significant other is going on a well deserved vacation this Thursday.

Fun things you might do on Valentine’s Day if you don’t have a partner:

  1. Share a snuggle and some Netflix binge-watching with your cat.
  2. Make the kids dinner and have a glass of wine.
  3. Finish boxing up my mom’s wheelchair, getting it ready to ship. Small fun factor there…

Fun things you might do on Valentine’s Day if you don’t have a partner:

  1. Share a snuggle and some Netflix binge-watching with your cat.
  2. Make the kids dinner and have a glass of wine.
  3. Finish boxing up my mom’s wheelchair, getting it ready to ship. Small fun factor there…
  4. Freak out your co-workers by wearing a really snazzy, new outfit instead of your usual “unmade bed” look

Fun things you might do on Valentine’s Day if you don’t have a partner:

  1. Share a snuggle and some Netflix binge-watching with your cat.
  2. Make the kids dinner and have a glass of wine.
  3. Finish boxing up my mom’s wheelchair, getting it ready to ship. Small fun factor there…
  4. Freak out your co-workers by wearing a really snazzy, new outfit instead of your usual “unmade bed” look
  5. Hookers and blow, man. Hookers and blow.

Fun things you might do on Valentine’s Day if you don’t have a partner:

  1. Share a snuggle and some Netflix binge-watching with your cat.
  2. Make the kids dinner and have a glass of wine.
  3. Finish boxing up my mom’s wheelchair, getting it ready to ship. Small fun factor there…
  4. Freak out your co-workers by wearing a really snazzy, new outfit instead of your usual “unmade bed” look
  5. Hookers and blow, man. Hookers and blow.
  6. Potluck dinner with single/unattached friends (avoiding restaurants at all costs!)

Fun things you might do on Valentine’s Day if you don’t have a partner:

  1. Share a snuggle and some Netflix binge-watching with your cat.
  2. Make the kids dinner and have a glass of wine.
  3. Finish boxing up my mom’s wheelchair, getting it ready to ship. Small fun factor there…
  4. Freak out your co-workers by wearing a really snazzy, new outfit instead of your usual “unmade bed” look
  5. Hookers and blow, man. Hookers and blow.
  6. Potluck dinner with single/unattached friends (avoiding restaurants at all costs!)
  7. Read a good book.

Fun things you might do on Valentine’s Day if you don’t have a partner:

  1. Share a snuggle and some Netflix binge-watching with your cat.
  2. Make the kids dinner and have a glass of wine.
  3. Finish boxing up my mom’s wheelchair, getting it ready to ship. Small fun factor there…
  4. Freak out your co-workers by wearing a really snazzy, new outfit instead of your usual “unmade bed” look
  5. Hookers and blow, man. Hookers and blow.
  6. Potluck dinner with single/unattached friends (avoiding restaurants at all costs!)
  7. Read a good book.
  8. Eat an entire Whitman’s Sampler on your own

Fun things you might do on Valentine’s Day if you don’t have a partner:

  1. Share a snuggle and some Netflix binge-watching with your cat.
  2. Make the kids dinner and have a glass of wine.
  3. Finish boxing up my mom’s wheelchair, getting it ready to ship. Small fun factor there…
  4. Freak out your co-workers by wearing a really snazzy, new outfit instead of your usual “unmade bed” look
  5. Hookers and blow, man. Hookers and blow.
  6. Potluck dinner with single/unattached friends (avoiding restaurants at all costs!)
  7. Read a good book.
  8. Eat an entire Whitman’s Sampler on your own
  9. I print out and give my students scientist-themed Valentine’s cards

Examples: “I’m Sagan all my love for you!” (Carl Sagan, natch) and “You send me into a very excited state” (Niels Bohr) and “Nobody makes me glow quite like you” (Marie Curie; that’s some dark humor there–I didn’t create these myself BTW). I tell them to regift the card to their special someone.

Fun things you might do on Valentine’s Day if you don’t have a partner:

  1. Share a snuggle and some Netflix binge-watching with your cat.
  2. Make the kids dinner and have a glass of wine.
  3. Finish boxing up my mom’s wheelchair, getting it ready to ship. Small fun factor there…
  4. Freak out your co-workers by wearing a really snazzy, new outfit instead of your usual “unmade bed” look
  5. Hookers and blow, man. Hookers and blow.
  6. Potluck dinner with single/unattached friends (avoiding restaurants at all costs!)
  7. Read a good book.
  8. Eat an entire Whitman’s Sampler on your own
  9. I print out and give my students scientist-themed Valentine’s cards
  10. Send horror-themed valentines to the weird girls at your workplace

Fun things you might do on Valentine’s Day if you don’t have a partner:

  1. Share a snuggle and some Netflix binge-watching with your cat.
  2. Make the kids dinner and have a glass of wine.
  3. Finish boxing up my mom’s wheelchair, getting it ready to ship. Small fun factor there…
  4. Freak out your co-workers by wearing a really snazzy, new outfit instead of your usual “unmade bed” look
  5. Hookers and blow, man. Hookers and blow.
  6. Potluck dinner with single/unattached friends (avoiding restaurants at all costs!)
  7. Read a good book.
  8. Eat an entire Whitman’s Sampler on your own
  9. I print out and give my students scientist-themed Valentine’s cards
  10. Send horror-themed valentines to the weird girls at your workplace
  11. Read a biography of Saint Valentine

Fun things you might do on Valentine’s Day if you don’t have a partner:

  1. Share a snuggle and some Netflix binge-watching with your cat.
  2. Make the kids dinner and have a glass of wine.
  3. Finish boxing up my mom’s wheelchair, getting it ready to ship. Small fun factor there…
  4. Freak out your co-workers by wearing a really snazzy, new outfit instead of your usual “unmade bed” look
  5. Hookers and blow, man. Hookers and blow.
  6. Potluck dinner with single/unattached friends (avoiding restaurants at all costs!)
  7. Read a good book.
  8. Eat an entire Whitman’s Sampler on your own
  9. I print out and give my students scientist-themed Valentine’s cards
  10. Send horror-themed valentines to the weird girls at your workplace
  11. Read a biography of Saint Valentine
  12. Find cute emojis and photos to message to family members

Fun things you might do on Valentine’s Day if you don’t have a partner:

  1. Share a snuggle and some Netflix binge-watching with your cat.
  2. Make the kids dinner and have a glass of wine.
  3. Finish boxing up my mom’s wheelchair, getting it ready to ship. Small fun factor there…
  4. Freak out your co-workers by wearing a really snazzy, new outfit instead of your usual “unmade bed” look
  5. Hookers and blow, man. Hookers and blow.
  6. Potluck dinner with single/unattached friends (avoiding restaurants at all costs!)
  7. Read a good book.
  8. Eat an entire Whitman’s Sampler on your own
  9. I print out and give my students scientist-themed Valentine’s cards
  10. Send horror-themed valentines to the weird girls at your workplace
  11. Read a biography of Saint Valentine
  12. Find cute emojis and photos to message to family members
  13. Buy one rose for all the girls at work, and keep your identity hidden, saying that it comes from a secret admirer.

New topic:

Movies in which the soundtrack or score is arguably better than the film itself

  1. Batman Forever

Movies in which the soundtrack or score is arguably better than the film itself

  1. Batman Forever
  2. Toys

(no “arguably” about it in that case… :stuck_out_tongue: )

Movies in which the soundtrack or score is arguably better than the film itself

  1. Batman Forever
  2. Toys
  3. Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones

Movies in which the soundtrack or score is arguably better than the film itself

  1. Batman Forever
  2. Toys
  3. Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones
  4. Flash Gordon

Movies in which the soundtrack or score is arguably better than the film itself

  1. Batman Forever
  2. Toys
  3. Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones
  4. Flash Gordon
  5. Forrest Gump

Oh hey, I love the movie, but the soundtrack is spectacular. It’s exactly the era of music that I’m passionate about.

Movies in which the soundtrack or score is arguably better than the film itself

  1. Batman Forever
  2. Toys
  3. Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones
  4. Flash Gordon
  5. Forrest Gump
  6. Jaws