Bakers Dozen

Names for your cat(s) that aren’t really cat names:

  1. Hope
  2. Vienna
  3. Pee Pee aka Pete’s Pussy
  4. Edward (AKA Ed or Eddie)
  5. Friday
  6. Atticus
  7. Pita

My brother’s girlfriend wanted to get a cat. As an incentive, she said my brother could name it. So they got the cat and my brother named it Pita. The girlfriend, who was relieved he hadn’t picked something bad, said that was a nice name and asked him how he came up with it. He said it stood for “pain in the ass”.

Names for your cat(s) that aren’t really cat names:

  1. Hope
  2. Vienna
  3. Pee Pee aka Pete’s Pussy
  4. Edward (AKA Ed or Eddie)
  5. Friday
  6. Atticus
  7. Pita
  8. Fellatio

No comment.

Names for your cat(s) that aren’t really cat names:

  1. Hope
  2. Vienna
  3. Pee Pee aka Pete’s Pussy
  4. Edward (AKA Ed or Eddie)
  5. Friday
  6. Atticus
  7. Pita
  8. Fellatio
  9. Glen

When I was in University my room mates and I eventually adopted the neighbourhood street cat. No one remembered who owned him originally and he was taken care of by a generations of students until we took him in. He didn’t really have a name, other than “The Cat”. At the time, we lived on Glen Avenue so the name made a lot of sense (until we moved). He was a really big tom cat with extra toes and a little feral but otherwise he was a friendly and loyal pet. We really don’t know how old he was but he was probably 15+ when we had to put him down.

Names for your cat(s) that aren’t really cat names:

  1. Hope
  2. Vienna
  3. Pee Pee aka Pete’s Pussy
  4. Edward (AKA Ed or Eddie)
  5. Friday
  6. Atticus
  7. Pita
  8. Fellatio
  9. Glen
  10. Zed
  11. Cornelius

Zed is from post #65068 above, which was ninja’d/overlooked

That was my fault, sorry.

Names for your cat(s) that aren’t really cat names:

  1. Hope
  2. Vienna
  3. Pee Pee aka Pete’s Pussy
  4. Edward (AKA Ed or Eddie)
  5. Friday
  6. Atticus
  7. Pita
  8. Fellatio
  9. Glen
  10. Zed
  11. Cornelius
  12. Toby

How I miss him!

Names for your cat(s) that aren’t really cat names:

  1. Hope
  2. Vienna
  3. Pee Pee aka Pete’s Pussy
  4. Edward (AKA Ed or Eddie)
  5. Friday
  6. Atticus
  7. Pita
  8. Fellatio
  9. Glen
  10. Zed
  11. Cornelius
  12. Toby
  13. Larry

Next:

Celebrity suicides

  1. Anthony Bourdain

Celebrity suicides

  1. Anthony Bourdain
  2. Kurt Cobain

Celebrity suicides

  1. Anthony Bourdain
  2. Kurt Cobain
  3. Spalding Gray

Celebrity suicides

  1. Anthony Bourdain
  2. Kurt Cobain
  3. Spalding Gray
  4. Marilyn Monroe

Celebrity suicides

  1. Anthony Bourdain
  2. Kurt Cobain
  3. Spalding Gray
  4. Marilyn Monroe
  5. Hunter S. Thompson

Celebrity suicides

  1. Anthony Bourdain
  2. Kurt Cobain
  3. Spalding Gray
  4. Marilyn Monroe
  5. Hunter S. Thompson
  6. Sylvia Plath

Celebrity suicides

  1. Anthony Bourdain
  2. Kurt Cobain
  3. Spalding Gray
  4. Marilyn Monroe
  5. Hunter S. Thompson
  6. Sylvia Plath
  7. Robin Williams

I’m not sure that Marilyn counts as a suicide.

Celebrity suicides

  1. Anthony Bourdain
  2. Kurt Cobain
  3. Spalding Gray
  4. Marilyn Monroe
  5. Hunter S. Thompson
  6. Sylvia Plath
  7. Robin Williams
  8. Ernest Hemingway

Celebrity suicides

  1. Anthony Bourdain
  2. Kurt Cobain
  3. Spalding Gray
  4. Marilyn Monroe
  5. Hunter S. Thompson
  6. Sylvia Plath
  7. Robin Williams
  8. Ernest Hemingway
  9. Freddie Prinze

Celebrity suicides

  1. Anthony Bourdain
  2. Kurt Cobain
  3. Spalding Gray
  4. Marilyn Monroe
  5. Hunter S. Thompson
  6. Sylvia Plath
  7. Robin Williams
  8. Ernest Hemingway
  9. Freddie Prinze
  10. Wendy O. Williams

Celebrity suicides

  1. Anthony Bourdain
  2. Kurt Cobain
  3. Spalding Gray
  4. Marilyn Monroe
  5. Hunter S. Thompson
  6. Sylvia Plath
  7. Robin Williams
  8. Ernest Hemingway
  9. Freddie Prinze
  10. Wendy O. Williams
  11. George Reeves

Celebrity suicides

  1. Anthony Bourdain
  2. Kurt Cobain
  3. Spalding Gray
  4. Marilyn Monroe
  5. Hunter S. Thompson
  6. Sylvia Plath
  7. Robin Williams
  8. Ernest Hemingway
  9. Freddie Prinze
  10. Wendy O. Williams
  11. George Reeves
  12. Don Cornelius

Celebrity suicides

  1. Anthony Bourdain
  2. Kurt Cobain
  3. Spalding Gray
  4. Marilyn Monroe
  5. Hunter S. Thompson
  6. Sylvia Plath
  7. Robin Williams
  8. Ernest Hemingway
  9. Freddie Prinze
  10. Wendy O. Williams
  11. George Reeves
  12. Don Cornelius
  13. Chris Cornell

Next: Famous Forgeries

  1. On this day in 1903, French Army Nationalists are revealed to have forged documents to guarantee a conviction for Alfred Dreyfus.

Next: Famous Forgeries

  1. On this day in 1903, French Army Nationalists are revealed to have forged documents to guarantee a conviction for Alfred Dreyfus.
  2. 1971, Clifford Irving forged an autobiography of Howard Hughes.