Bakers Dozen

Thread Games
65308

Things Trump asks Siri:

  1. Hey Siri, who’s waiting for me in my bed tonight?
  2. How many died in the Sri Lanka explosions? HOW MANY? Oh, shit.
  3. Is there any world leader as fantastic as me?
  4. Siri, Siri on the I-pod. Which President is more powerful than God?
  5. How many countries are there in Mexico?
65309

Things Trump asks Siri:

  1. Hey Siri, who’s waiting for me in my bed tonight?
  2. How many died in the Sri Lanka explosions? HOW MANY? Oh, shit.
  3. Is there any world leader as fantastic as me?
  4. Siri, Siri on the I-pod. Which President is more powerful than God?
  5. How many countries are there in Mexico? 65374
  6. Siri, how do you spell hamberder?
65310

Things Trump asks Siri:

  1. Hey Siri, who’s waiting for me in my bed tonight?
  2. How many died in the Sri Lanka explosions? HOW MANY? Oh, shit.
  3. Is there any world leader as fantastic as me?
  4. Siri, Siri on the I-pod. Which President is more powerful than God?
  5. How many countries are there in Mexico?
  6. Siri, how do you spell hamberder?
  7. Siri, Siri in my hand, who’s the top guy in this land?
65311

Things Trump asks Siri:

  1. Hey Siri, who’s waiting for me in my bed tonight?
  2. How many died in the Sri Lanka explosions? HOW MANY? Oh, shit.
  3. Is there any world leader as fantastic as me?
  4. Siri, Siri on the I-pod. Which President is more powerful than God?
  5. How many countries are there in Mexico?
  6. Siri, how do you spell hamberder?
  7. Siri, Siri in my hand, who’s the top guy in this land?
  8. Siri, collusion is when two cars run into each other, right?
65312

Things Trump asks Siri:

  1. Hey Siri, who’s waiting for me in my bed tonight?
  2. How many died in the Sri Lanka explosions? HOW MANY? Oh, shit.
  3. Is there any world leader as fantastic as me?
  4. Siri, Siri on the I-pod. Which President is more powerful than God?
  5. How many countries are there in Mexico?
  6. Siri, how do you spell hamberder?
  7. Siri, Siri in my hand, who’s the top guy in this land?
  8. Siri, collusion is when two cars run into each other, right?
  9. Hey, Google? Google? Stupid machine doesn’t know its own name. Sad.
65313

Things Trump asks Siri:

  1. Hey Siri, who’s waiting for me in my bed tonight?
  2. How many died in the Sri Lanka explosions? HOW MANY? Oh, shit.
  3. Is there any world leader as fantastic as me?
  4. Siri, Siri on the I-pod. Which President is more powerful than God?
  5. How many countries are there in Mexico?
  6. Siri, how do you spell hamberder?
  7. Siri, Siri in my hand, who’s the top guy in this land?
  8. Siri, collusion is when two cars run into each other, right?
  9. Hey, Google? Google? Stupid machine doesn’t know its own name. Sad.
  10. Why were those NFL owners so mean to me?
65314

Things Trump asks Siri:

  1. Hey Siri, who’s waiting for me in my bed tonight?
  2. How many died in the Sri Lanka explosions? HOW MANY? Oh, shit.
  3. Is there any world leader as fantastic as me?
  4. Siri, Siri on the I-pod. Which President is more powerful than God?
  5. How many countries are there in Mexico?
  6. Siri, how do you spell hamberder?
  7. Siri, Siri in my hand, who’s the top guy in this land?
  8. Siri, collusion is when two cars run into each other, right?
  9. Hey, Google? Google? Stupid machine doesn’t know its own name. Sad.
  10. Why were those NFL owners so mean to me?
  11. How many did ol’ Satchel strike out last night?
65315

Things Trump asks Siri:

  1. Hey Siri, who’s waiting for me in my bed tonight?
  2. How many died in the Sri Lanka explosions? HOW MANY? Oh, shit.
  3. Is there any world leader as fantastic as me?
  4. Siri, Siri on the I-pod. Which President is more powerful than God?
  5. How many countries are there in Mexico?
  6. Siri, how do you spell hamberder?
  7. Siri, Siri in my hand, who’s the top guy in this land?
  8. Siri, collusion is when two cars run into each other, right?
  9. Hey, Google? Google? Stupid machine doesn’t know its own name. Sad.
  10. Why were those NFL owners so mean to me?
  11. How many did ol’ Satchel strike out last night?
  12. Siri, where’s the nearest McDonald’s, and do they deliver?
65316

Things Trump asks Siri:

  1. Hey Siri, who’s waiting for me in my bed tonight?
  2. How many died in the Sri Lanka explosions? HOW MANY? Oh, shit.
  3. Is there any world leader as fantastic as me?
  4. Siri, Siri on the I-pod. Which President is more powerful than God?
  5. How many countries are there in Mexico?
  6. Siri, how do you spell hamberder?
  7. Siri, Siri in my hand, who’s the top guy in this land?
  8. Siri, collusion is when two cars run into each other, right?
  9. Hey, Google? Google? Stupid machine doesn’t know its own name. Sad.
  10. Why were those NFL owners so mean to me?
  11. How many did ol’ Satchel strike out last night?
  12. Siri, where’s the nearest McDonald’s, and do they deliver?
  13. Siri, what is your IQ?

*Next: What Trump might name his pets if he were a pet owner:

  1. Sleepy Eyes Chuck

*try to keep it PG-13

65317

What Trump might name his pets if he were a pet owner:

  1. Sleepy Eyes Chuck
  2. Covfefe
65318

What Trump might name his pets if he were a pet owner:

  1. Sleepy Eyes Chuck
  2. Covfefe
  3. Total Exoneration
65319

What Trump might name his pets if he were a pet owner:

  1. Sleepy Eyes Chuck
  2. Covfefe
  3. Total Exoneration
  4. Andrew Jackson
65320

What Trump might name his pets if he were a pet owner:

  1. Sleepy Eyes Chuck
  2. Covfefe
  3. Total Exoneration
  4. Andrew Jackson
  5. Crooked Hillary
65321

What Trump might name his pets if he were a pet owner:

  1. Sleepy Eyes Chuck
  2. Covfefe
  3. Total Exoneration
  4. Andrew Jackson
  5. Crooked Hillary
  6. Three Term Prezley
65322

What Trump might name his pets if he were a pet owner:

  1. Sleepy Eyes Chuck
  2. Covfefe
  3. Total Exoneration
  4. Andrew Jackson
  5. Crooked Hillary
  6. Three Term Prezley
  7. Vladimir
65323

What Trump might name his pets if he were a pet owner:

  1. Sleepy Eyes Chuck
  2. Covfefe
  3. Total Exoneration
  4. Andrew Jackson
  5. Crooked Hillary
  6. Three Term Prezley
  7. Vladimir
  8. The Trump Pet
65324

What Trump might name his pets if he were a pet owner:

  1. Sleepy Eyes Chuck
  2. Covfefe
  3. Total Exoneration
  4. Andrew Jackson
  5. Crooked Hillary
  6. Three Term Prezley
  7. Vladimir
  8. The Trump Pet
  9. Rocket Man
65325

What Trump might name his pets if he were a pet owner:

  1. Sleepy Eyes Chuck
  2. Covfefe
  3. Total Exoneration
  4. Andrew Jackson
  5. Crooked Hillary
  6. Three Term Prezley
  7. Vladimir
  8. The Trump Pet
  9. Rocket Man
  10. Fake News
65326

What Trump might name his pets if he were a pet owner:

  1. Sleepy Eyes Chuck
  2. Covfefe
  3. Total Exoneration
  4. Andrew Jackson
  5. Crooked Hillary
  6. Three Term Prezley
  7. Vladimir
  8. The Trump Pet
  9. Rocket Man
  10. Fake News
  11. TWEETie Bird
65327

What Trump might name his pets if he were a pet owner:

  1. Sleepy Eyes Chuck
  2. Covfefe
  3. Total Exoneration
  4. Andrew Jackson
  5. Crooked Hillary
  6. Three Term Prezley
  7. Vladimir
  8. The Trump Pet
  9. Rocket Man
  10. Fake News
  11. TWEETie Bird
  12. Mike Pence