Bakers Dozen

Funny (or at least once funny) comics who are still alive:

  1. Bob Newhart
  2. Billy Connolly
  3. Jackie Mason
  4. Woody Allen
  5. James Veitch
  6. Steve Martin
  7. Carol Burnett
  8. Bill Cosby
  9. Mel Brooks

Okay, technically this fits the category. But Veitch is only thirty-nine years old. I feel the intent of the category was to pick comics who were older.

Funny (or at least once funny) comics who are still alive:

  1. Bob Newhart
  2. Billy Connolly
  3. Jackie Mason
  4. Woody Allen
  5. James Veitch
  6. Steve Martin
  7. Carol Burnett
  8. Bill Cosby
  9. Mel Brooks
  10. Emo Philips

Funny (or at least once funny) comics who are still alive:

  1. Bob Newhart
  2. Billy Connolly
  3. Jackie Mason
  4. Woody Allen
  5. James Veitch
  6. Steve Martin
  7. Carol Burnett
  8. Bill Cosby
  9. Mel Brooks
  10. Emo Philips
  11. Richard Belzer

Funny (or at least once funny) comics who are still alive:

  1. Bob Newhart
  2. Billy Connolly
  3. Jackie Mason
  4. Woody Allen
  5. James Veitch
  6. Steve Martin
  7. Carol Burnett
  8. Bill Cosby
  9. Mel Brooks
  10. Emo Philips
  11. Richard Belzer
  12. Steven Wright

Saw him perform a few months back. Just as deadpan-funny as ever.

Funny (or at least once funny) comics who are still alive:

  1. Bob Newhart
  2. Billy Connolly
  3. Jackie Mason
  4. Woody Allen
  5. James Veitch
  6. Steve Martin
  7. Carol Burnett
  8. Bill Cosby
  9. Mel Brooks
  10. Emo Philips
  11. Richard Belzer
  12. Steven Wright
  13. Andrew Dice Clay

Next: Slang words for illegal drugs

  1. ice

Slang words for illegal drugs

  1. ice
  2. dope

Slang words for illegal drugs

  1. ice
  2. dope
  3. horse

Slang words for illegal drugs

  1. ice
  2. dope
  3. horse
  4. Smack

Slang words for illegal drugs

  1. ice
  2. dope
  3. horse
  4. Smack
  5. blow

Slang words for illegal drugs

  1. ice
  2. dope
  3. horse
  4. Smack
  5. blow
  6. nose candy

Slang words for illegal drugs

  1. ice
  2. dope
  3. horse
  4. Smack
  5. blow
  6. nose candy
  7. hillbilly heroin

Slang words for illegal drugs

  1. ice
  2. dope
  3. horse
  4. Smack
  5. blow
  6. nose candy
  7. hillbilly heroin
  8. wacky weed

Slang words for illegal drugs

  1. ice
  2. dope
  3. horse
  4. Smack
  5. blow
  6. nose candy
  7. hillbilly heroin
  8. wacky weed
  9. the ox

Slang words for illegal drugs

  1. ice
  2. dope
  3. horse
  4. Smack
  5. blow
  6. nose candy
  7. hillbilly heroin
  8. wacky weed
  9. the ox
  10. grass

Slang words for illegal drugs

  1. ice
  2. dope
  3. horse
  4. Smack
  5. blow
  6. nose candy
  7. hillbilly heroin
  8. wacky weed
  9. the ox
  10. grass
  11. ganj

Slang words for illegal drugs

  1. ice
  2. dope
  3. horse
  4. Smack
  5. blow
  6. nose candy
  7. hillbilly heroin
  8. wacky weed
  9. the ox
  10. grass
  11. ganj
  12. hippie lettuce

Slang words for illegal drugs

  1. ice
  2. dope
  3. horse
  4. Smack
  5. blow
  6. nose candy
  7. hillbilly heroin
  8. wacky weed
  9. the ox
  10. grass
  11. ganj
  12. hippie lettuce
  13. Vitamin A

Next parody songs (with links if possible)

  1. Amish Paradise (Weird Al) "Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise (Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise") - YouTube

Next parody songs (with links if possible)

  1. Amish Paradise (Weird Al) "Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise (Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise") - YouTube
  2. Wernher von Braun (Tom Lehrer) Tom Lehrer - Wernher von Braun - with intro - YouTube

Parody songs (with links if possible)

  1. Amish Paradise (Weird Al) "Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise (Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise") - YouTube
  2. What If God Smoked Cannabis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-P6SQbhgg0

Shit I’d appreciate it if someone would fix my fuck-up