Bakers Dozen

If OJ didn’t do it, who did? (Wild ass theories)

  1. It was a murder/suicide by Ron Goldman
  2. The kids (they were asleep in the house)
  3. John and Patsy Ramsey

If OJ didn’t do it, who did? (Wild ass theories)

  1. It was a murder/suicide by Ron Goldman
  2. Professional house guest, Kato Kaelin, did it in an ill-considered attempt to increase his publicity profile, but after doing the deed got cold feet and didn’t confess
  3. The kids (they were asleep in the house)
  4. John and Patsy Ramsey
  5. The butler did it.
    Anyone ever read a mystery novel? I mean come on.

If OJ didn’t do it, who did? (Wild ass theories)

  1. It was a murder/suicide by Ron Goldman
  2. Professional house guest, Kato Kaelin, did it in an ill-considered attempt to increase his publicity profile, but after doing the deed got cold feet and didn’t confess
  3. The kids (they were asleep in the house)
  4. John and Patsy Ramsey
  5. The butler did it.
  6. D. A. Marcia Clark

If OJ didn’t do it, who did? (Wild ass theories)

  1. It was a murder/suicide by Ron Goldman
  2. Professional house guest, Kato Kaelin, did it in an ill-considered attempt to increase his publicity profile, but after doing the deed got cold feet and didn’t confess
  3. The kids (they were asleep in the house)
  4. John and Patsy Ramsey
  5. The butler did it.
  6. D. A. Marcia Clark
  7. Jay Leno

If OJ didn’t do it, who did? (Wild ass theories)

  1. It was a murder/suicide by Ron Goldman
  2. Professional house guest, Kato Kaelin, did it in an ill-considered attempt to increase his publicity profile, but after doing the deed got cold feet and didn’t confess
  3. The kids (they were asleep in the house)
  4. John and Patsy Ramsey
  5. The butler did it.
  6. D. A. Marcia Clark
  7. Jay Leno
  8. OJ’s evil, identical twin brother as revenge for keeping him locked up in the basement

If OJ didn’t do it, who did? (Wild ass theories)

  1. It was a murder/suicide by Ron Goldman
  2. Professional house guest, Kato Kaelin, did it in an ill-considered attempt to increase his publicity profile, but after doing the deed got cold feet and didn’t confess
  3. The kids (they were asleep in the house)
  4. John and Patsy Ramsey
  5. The butler did it.
  6. D. A. Marcia Clark
  7. Jay Leno
  8. OJ’s evil, identical twin brother as revenge for keeping him locked up in the basement
  9. Peter Lupus

He was bitter over how Simpson took over the Nordberg role in the Police Squad movies.

If OJ didn’t do it, who did? (Wild ass theories)

  1. It was a murder/suicide by Ron Goldman
  2. Professional house guest, Kato Kaelin, did it in an ill-considered attempt to increase his publicity profile, but after doing the deed got cold feet and didn’t confess
  3. The kids (they were asleep in the house)
  4. John and Patsy Ramsey
  5. The butler did it.
  6. D. A. Marcia Clark
  7. Jay Leno
  8. OJ’s evil, identical twin brother as revenge for keeping him locked up in the basement
  9. Peter Lupus
  10. Donald Trump

As ever, pathetically eager for publicity.

  1. It was a murder/suicide by Ron Goldman
  2. Professional house guest, Kato Kaelin, did it in an ill-considered attempt to increase his publicity profile, but after doing the deed got cold feet and didn’t confess
  3. The kids (they were asleep in the house)
  4. John and Patsy Ramsey
  5. The butler did it.
  6. D. A. Marcia Clark
  7. Jay Leno
  8. OJ’s evil, identical twin brother as revenge for keeping him locked up in the basement
  9. Peter Lupus
  10. Donald Trump
  11. Hertz corporate executives, in an attempt to publicize their latest “Rent-a-Bronco” scheme.

Regards,
Shodan

PS - it can’t be number 9, because it is never Peter.

If OJ didn’t do it, who did? (Wild ass theories)

  1. It was a murder/suicide by Ron Goldman
  2. Professional house guest, Kato Kaelin, did it in an ill-considered attempt to increase his publicity profile, but after doing the deed got cold feet and didn’t confess
  3. The kids (they were asleep in the house)
  4. John and Patsy Ramsey
  5. The butler did it.
  6. D. A. Marcia Clark
  7. Jay Leno
  8. OJ’s evil, identical twin brother as revenge for keeping him locked up in the basement
  9. Peter Lupus
  10. Donald Trump
  11. Hertz corporate executives, in an attempt to publicize their latest “Rent-a-Bronco” scheme.
  12. Robert Kardashian. Wouldn’t being a member of that family make you want to kill someone?

I’m glad somebody picked up on the set-up.

If OJ didn’t do it, who did? (Wild ass theories)

  1. It was a murder/suicide by Ron Goldman
  2. Professional house guest, Kato Kaelin, did it in an ill-considered attempt to increase his publicity profile, but after doing the deed got cold feet and didn’t confess
  3. The kids (they were asleep in the house)
  4. John and Patsy Ramsey
  5. The butler did it.
  6. D. A. Marcia Clark
  7. Jay Leno
  8. OJ’s evil, identical twin brother as revenge for keeping him locked up in the basement
  9. Peter Lupus
  10. Donald Trump
  11. Hertz corporate executives, in an attempt to publicize their latest “Rent-a-Bronco” scheme.
  12. Robert Kardashian. Wouldn’t being a member of that family make you want to kill someone? 66362
  13. Al Cowlings (the driver of the Bronco)

Next up:

One thing you want removed from your food order, and one thing you want added.

  1. No onions; add cheddar cheese

One thing you want removed from your food order, and one thing you want added.

  1. No onions; add cheddar cheese
  2. No fries: substitute a small garden salad.

One thing you want removed from your food order, and one thing you want added.

  1. No onions; add cheddar cheese
  2. No fries: substitute a small garden salad.
  3. No arugula; add bacon. In fact ‘add bacon’ works amazingly well for many different dishes

One thing you want removed from your food order, and one thing you want added.

  1. No onions; add cheddar cheese
  2. No fries: substitute a small garden salad.
  3. No arugula; add bacon. In fact ‘add bacon’ works amazingly well for many different dishes
  4. None of those nasty shrimp; substitute bacon-wrapped scallops

One thing you want removed from your food order, and one thing you want added.

  1. No onions; add cheddar cheese
  2. No fries: substitute a small garden salad.
  3. No arugula; add bacon. In fact ‘add bacon’ works amazingly well for many different dishes
  4. None of those nasty shrimp; substitute bacon-wrapped scallops
  5. No soy sauce; add duck sauce

I know the mods generally discourage post counting. But this is my 6000th post in this thread.

Is that a board record?

One thing you want removed from your food order, and one thing you want added.

  1. No onions; add cheddar cheese
  2. No fries: substitute a small garden salad.
  3. No arugula; add bacon. In fact ‘add bacon’ works amazingly well for many different dishes
  4. None of those nasty shrimp; substitute bacon-wrapped scallops
  5. No soy sauce; add duck sauce
  6. No mayo; add extra onions

Little Nemo, congrats!

One thing you want removed from your food order, and one thing you want added.

  1. No onions; add cheddar cheese
  2. No fries: substitute a small garden salad.
  3. No arugula; add bacon. In fact ‘add bacon’ works amazingly well for many different dishes
  4. None of those nasty shrimp; substitute bacon-wrapped scallops
  5. No soy sauce; add duck sauce
  6. No mayo; add extra onions
  7. No beans; add extra guacamole

One thing you want removed from your food order, and one thing you want added.

  1. No onions; add cheddar cheese
  2. No fries: substitute a small garden salad.
  3. No arugula; add bacon. In fact ‘add bacon’ works amazingly well for many different dishes
  4. None of those nasty shrimp; substitute bacon-wrapped scallops
  5. No soy sauce; add duck sauce
  6. No mayo; add extra onions
  7. No beans; add extra guacamole
  8. No horseradish; add extra garlic

Thank you. But I see it’s not a record.

Thin Ice has 6604 posts in the Seven letter words change one or two letter to make a new word and Bullitt has 6718 posts in Trivia Dominoes: Play Off the Last Bit of Trivia. (I don’t know what the record is. I lost interest in the topic once it stopped being about me.)