Bakers Dozen

A good line from a favorite book of yours

  1. “Her name was Tolly Mune, but in the histories they call her all sorts of things.” Tuf Voyaging by George R.R. Martin
  2. “When in doubt, follow your fish.” The Sandman, by Neil Gaiman
  3. “Here I am with a brain the size of a planet and they ask me to pick up a piece of paper. Call that job satisfaction? I don’t.” - Marvin from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
  4. “We’ll be saying a big hello to all intelligent lifeforms everywhere and to everyone else out there, the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys.” ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
  5. "Max the Silent’s reputation was so well known that when he was arraigned for attempted murder and the judge said “You have the right to remain silent” nobody laughed. They all knew that Max never attempted to murder anyone. "–Flood by Andrew Vachss
  6. “Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape.” Hogfather by Terry Pratchett
  7. “I got two problems selling machine guns to people like you. The first is selling machine guns. That’s life in this state. The second is selling to people like you. You’re not honest.” The Friends of Eddie Coyle, George V. Higgins
  8. “An unhappy alternative is before you, Elizabeth. From this day you must be a stranger to one of your parents. Your mother will never see you again if you do NOT marry Mr. Collins, and I will never see you again if you DO.” --Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
  9. "“Mr. Holmes, they were the footprints of a gigantic hound!” The Hound of the Baskervilles, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
  10. “Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide.” - Good Omens, Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman
  11. “Most people get a watch when they retire. [My son will] get his when I think he’s ready to start work.” Tool of the Trade by Joe Haldeman

A good line from a favorite book of yours

  1. “Her name was Tolly Mune, but in the histories they call her all sorts of things.” Tuf Voyaging by George R.R. Martin
  2. “When in doubt, follow your fish.” The Sandman, by Neil Gaiman
  3. “Here I am with a brain the size of a planet and they ask me to pick up a piece of paper. Call that job satisfaction? I don’t.” - Marvin from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
  4. “We’ll be saying a big hello to all intelligent lifeforms everywhere and to everyone else out there, the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys.” ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
  5. "Max the Silent’s reputation was so well known that when he was arraigned for attempted murder and the judge said “You have the right to remain silent” nobody laughed. They all knew that Max never attempted to murder anyone. "–Flood by Andrew Vachss
  6. “Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape.” Hogfather by Terry Pratchett
  7. “I got two problems selling machine guns to people like you. The first is selling machine guns. That’s life in this state. The second is selling to people like you. You’re not honest.” The Friends of Eddie Coyle, George V. Higgins
  8. “An unhappy alternative is before you, Elizabeth. From this day you must be a stranger to one of your parents. Your mother will never see you again if you do NOT marry Mr. Collins, and I will never see you again if you DO.” --Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
  9. "“Mr. Holmes, they were the footprints of a gigantic hound!” The Hound of the Baskervilles, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
  10. “Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide.” - Good Omens, Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman
  11. “Most people get a watch when they retire. [My son will] get his when I think he’s ready to start work.” Tool of the Trade by Joe Haldeman
  12. “I think there’s just one kind of folks. Folks.” To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee

A good line from a favorite book of yours

  1. “Her name was Tolly Mune, but in the histories they call her all sorts of things.” Tuf Voyaging by George R.R. Martin
  2. “When in doubt, follow your fish.” The Sandman, by Neil Gaiman
  3. “Here I am with a brain the size of a planet and they ask me to pick up a piece of paper. Call that job satisfaction? I don’t.” - Marvin from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
  4. “We’ll be saying a big hello to all intelligent lifeforms everywhere and to everyone else out there, the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys.” ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
  5. "Max the Silent’s reputation was so well known that when he was arraigned for attempted murder and the judge said “You have the right to remain silent” nobody laughed. They all knew that Max never attempted to murder anyone. "–Flood by Andrew Vachss
  6. “Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape.” Hogfather by Terry Pratchett
  7. “I got two problems selling machine guns to people like you. The first is selling machine guns. That’s life in this state. The second is selling to people like you. You’re not honest.” The Friends of Eddie Coyle, George V. Higgins
  8. “An unhappy alternative is before you, Elizabeth. From this day you must be a stranger to one of your parents. Your mother will never see you again if you do NOT marry Mr. Collins, and I will never see you again if you DO.” --Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
  9. "“Mr. Holmes, they were the footprints of a gigantic hound!” The Hound of the Baskervilles, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
  10. “Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide.” - Good Omens, Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman
  11. “Most people get a watch when they retire. [My son will] get his when I think he’s ready to start work.” Tool of the Trade by Joe Haldeman
  12. “I think there’s just one kind of folks. Folks.” To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee
  13. “And still Doremus goes on in the red sunrise, for a Doremus Jessup can never die.” It Can’t Happen Here by Sinclair Lewis

Next: Hybrid land/water animals:

  1. The Octohoof

Next: Hybrid land/water animals:

  1. The Octohoof
  2. The Lobstorse

Hybrid land/water animals:

  1. The Octohoof
  2. The Lobstorse
  3. The Oystirge

Hybrid land/water animals:

  1. The Octohoof
  2. The Lobstorse
  3. The Oystirge
  4. The Elephant-trunk shark

Hybrid land/water animals:

  1. The Octohoof
  2. The Lobstorse
  3. The Oystirge
  4. The Elephant-trunk shark
  5. The Musselufalo

Hybrid land/water animals:

  1. The Octohoof
  2. The Lobstorse
  3. The Oystirge
  4. The Elephant-trunk shark
  5. The Musselufalo
  6. The Kangarugong

Hybrid land/water animals:

  1. The Octohoof
  2. The Lobstorse
  3. The Oystirge
  4. The Elephant-trunk shark
  5. The Musselufalo
  6. The Kangarugong
  7. The Chinchillamprey

Hybrid land/water animals:

  1. The Octohoof
  2. The Lobstorse
  3. The Oystirge
  4. The Elephant-trunk shark
  5. The Musselufalo
  6. The Kangarugong
  7. The Chinchillamprey
  8. The Giriaffugu

Hybrid land/water animals:

  1. The Octohoof
  2. The Lobstorse
  3. The Oystirge
  4. The Elephant-trunk shark
  5. The Musselufalo
  6. The Kangarugong
  7. The Chinchillamprey
  8. The Giriaffugu
  9. The Whale Cow

Hybrid land/water animals:

  1. The Octohoof
  2. The Lobstorse
  3. The Oystirge
  4. The Elephant-trunk shark
  5. The Musselufalo
  6. The Kangarugong
  7. The Chinchillamprey
  8. The Giriaffugu
  9. The Whale Cow
  10. The Quahog Hog

Hybrid land/water animals:

  1. The Octohoof
  2. The Lobstorse
  3. The Oystirge
  4. The Elephant-trunk shark
  5. The Musselufalo
  6. The Kangarugong
  7. The Chinchillamprey
  8. The Giriaffugu
  9. The Whale Cow
  10. The Quahog Hog
  11. Frog

Hybrid land/water animals:

  1. The Octohoof
  2. The Lobstorse
  3. The Oystirge
  4. The Elephant-trunk shark
  5. The Musselufalo
  6. The Kangarugong
  7. The Chinchillamprey
  8. The Giriaffugu
  9. The Whale Cow
  10. The Quahog Hog
  11. Frog
  12. Aquaman

Hybrid land/water animals:

  1. The Octohoof
  2. The Lobstorse
  3. The Oystirge
  4. The Elephant-trunk shark
  5. The Musselufalo
  6. The Kangarugong
  7. The Chinchillamprey
  8. The Giriaffugu
  9. The Whale Cow
  10. The Quahog Hog
  11. Frog
  12. Aquaman
  13. The Hammerhead Cheetah

Next category:

Movies that must never, ever be made

  1. Star Wars: Boba Fett’s Third Cousin Twice Removed

Movies that must never, ever be made

  1. Star Wars: Boba Fett’s Third Cousin Twice Removed
  2. Son of Rosemary

Movies that must never, ever be made

  1. Star Wars: Boba Fett’s Third Cousin Twice Removed
  2. Son of Rosemary
  3. Highlander 2: The Quickening

Movies that must never, ever be made

  1. Star Wars: Boba Fett’s Third Cousin Twice Removed
  2. Son of Rosemary
  3. Highlander 2: The Quickening
  4. The Guest Bathroom
  1. Star Wars: Boba Fett’s Third Cousin Twice Removed
  2. Son of Rosemary
  3. Highlander 2: The Quickening
  4. The Guest Bathroom
  5. The Gallagher Story

Movies that must never, ever be made

  1. Star Wars: Boba Fett’s Third Cousin Twice Removed
  2. Son of Rosemary
  3. Highlander 2: The Quickening
  4. The Guest Bathroom
  5. The Gallagher Story
  6. National Lampoon’s Omaha Vacation