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Prof.Pepperwinkle · July 26, 2019, 11:42am

Things Robert Mueller really was yearning to say in his Congressional testimony

“Grow a pair already, would you all?”
“It’s Mueller time!”
“I’d like to answer this question if I may in two ways - firstly, in my normal voice, and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine.”
“Let’s hurry up with this shit, I have a hot date with someone who’s not my wife.”
“Read the Report, will ya?”

panache45 · July 26, 2019, 11:55am

Things Robert Mueller really was yearning to say in his Congressional testimony

“Grow a pair already, would you all?”
“It’s Mueller time!”
“I’d like to answer this question if I may in two ways - firstly, in my normal voice, and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine.”
“Let’s hurry up with this shit, I have a hot date with someone who’s not my wife.”
“Read the Report, will ya?”
“Lock him up! Lock him up!”

Knowed_Out · July 26, 2019, 12:09pm

Things Robert Mueller really was yearning to say in his Congressional testimony

“Grow a pair already, would you all?”
“It’s Mueller time!”
“I’d like to answer this question if I may in two ways - firstly, in my normal voice, and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine.”
“Let’s hurry up with this shit, I have a hot date with someone who’s not my wife.”
“Read the Report, will ya?”
“Lock him up! Lock him up!”
“This is pointless. You realize this won’t go anywhere under Barr don’t you?”

JohnT · July 26, 2019, 12:11pm

Things Robert Mueller really was yearning to say in his Congressional testimony

“Grow a pair already, would you all?”
“It’s Mueller time!”
“I’d like to answer this question if I may in two ways - firstly, in my normal voice, and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine.”
“Let’s hurry up with this shit, I have a hot date with someone who’s not my wife.”
“Read the Report, will ya?”
“Lock him up! Lock him up!”
“This is pointless. You realize this won’t go anywhere under Barr don’t you?”
“Guys. He really just wants to Make America Great Again. Why won’t you let him?”

Sparky812 · July 26, 2019, 12:20pm

Things Robert Mueller really was yearning to say in his Congressional testimony

“Grow a pair already, would you all?”
“It’s Mueller time!”
“I’d like to answer this question if I may in two ways - firstly, in my normal voice, and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine.”
“Let’s hurry up with this shit, I have a hot date with someone who’s not my wife.”
“Read the Report, will ya?”
“Lock him up! Lock him up!”
“This is pointless. You realize this won’t go anywhere under Barr don’t you?”
“Guys. He really just wants to Make America Great Again. Why won’t you let him?”
“I don’t know… I didn’t read the whole thing”

Annie-Xmas · July 26, 2019, 1:27pm

Things Robert Mueller really was yearning to say in his Congressional testimony

“Grow a pair already, would you all?”
“It’s Mueller time!”
“I’d like to answer this question if I may in two ways - firstly, in my normal voice, and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine.”
“Let’s hurry up with this shit, I have a hot date with someone who’s not my wife.”
“Read the Report, will ya?”
“Lock him up! Lock him up!”
“This is pointless. You realize this won’t go anywhere under Barr don’t you?”
“Guys. He really just wants to Make America Great Again. Why won’t you let him?”
“I don’t know… I didn’t read the whole thing”
“Why should I have to read the whole thing? Bad enough I had to write it.”

Intergalactic_Gladiator · July 26, 2019, 1:27pm

Things Robert Mueller really was yearning to say in his Congressional testimony

“Grow a pair already, would you all?”
“It’s Mueller time!”
“I’d like to answer this question if I may in two ways - firstly, in my normal voice, and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine.”
“Let’s hurry up with this shit, I have a hot date with someone who’s not my wife.”
“Read the Report, will ya?”
“Lock him up! Lock him up!”
“This is pointless. You realize this won’t go anywhere under Barr don’t you?”
“Guys. He really just wants to Make America Great Again. Why won’t you let him?”
“I don’t know… I didn’t read the whole thing”
“Why did I have to read the whole thing? Bad enough I had to write it.” 66919
“Sigh… you know, Nixon left office for a lot less than this.”

Prof.Pepperwinkle · July 26, 2019, 1:34pm

Things Robert Mueller really was yearning to say in his Congressional testimony

“Grow a pair already, would you all?”
“It’s Mueller time!”
“I’d like to answer this question if I may in two ways - firstly, in my normal voice, and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine.”
“Let’s hurry up with this shit, I have a hot date with someone who’s not my wife.”
“Read the Report, will ya?”
“Lock him up! Lock him up!”
“This is pointless. You realize this won’t go anywhere under Barr don’t you?”
“Guys. He really just wants to Make America Great Again. Why won’t you let him?”
“I don’t know… I didn’t read the whole thing”
“Why did I have to read the whole thing? Bad enough I had to write it.” 66919
“Sigh… you know, Nixon left office for a lot less than this.”
“Impeach McConnell first.”

Annie-Xmas · July 26, 2019, 2:30pm

Things Robert Mueller really was yearning to say in his Congressional testimony

“Grow a pair already, would you all?”
“It’s Mueller time!”
“I’d like to answer this question if I may in two ways - firstly, in my normal voice, and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine.”
“Let’s hurry up with this shit, I have a hot date with someone who’s not my wife.”
“Read the Report, will ya?”
“Lock him up! Lock him up!”
“This is pointless. You realize this won’t go anywhere under Barr don’t you?”
“Guys. He really just wants to Make America Great Again. Why won’t you let him?”
“I don’t know… I didn’t read the whole thing”
“Why did I have to read the whole thing? Bad enough I had to write it.” 66919
“Sigh… you know, Nixon left office for a lot less than this.”
“Impeach McConnell first.”
“Hillary in 2020”