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Dad jokes.

  1. What do baby ghost wear on their feet? Boo-ties!
    2 If athletes get athlete’s foot what do astronauts get? Missile toe!
  2. Knock knock. Who’s there? Impatient cow. Impatient c— MOO!
  3. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
  4. Do you know why Greeks aren’t morning people? Because Dawn is tough on grease.
  5. Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? It’s two tired.
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Dad jokes.

  1. What do baby ghost wear on their feet? Boo-ties!
    2 If athletes get athlete’s foot what do astronauts get? Missile toe!
  2. Knock knock. Who’s there? Impatient cow. Impatient c— MOO!
  3. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
  4. Do you know why Greeks aren’t morning people? Because Dawn is tough on grease.
  5. Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? It’s two tired.
  6. Why did the cemetery have a fence around it? Because people were dying to get in.
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  1. What do baby ghost wear on their feet? Boo-ties!
    2 If athletes get athlete’s foot what do astronauts get? Missile toe!
  2. Knock knock. Who’s there? Impatient cow. Impatient c— MOO!
  3. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
  4. Do you know why Greeks aren’t morning people? Because Dawn is tough on grease.
  5. Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? It’s two tired.
  6. Why did the cemetery have a fence around it? Because people were dying to get in.
  7. What’s the square root of 69? 8 something.
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Dad jokes:

  1. What do baby ghost wear on their feet? Boo-ties!
    2 If athletes get athlete’s foot what do astronauts get? Missile toe!
  2. Knock knock. Who’s there? Impatient cow. Impatient c— MOO!
  3. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
  4. Do you know why Greeks aren’t morning people? Because Dawn is tough on grease.
  5. Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? It’s two tired.
  6. Why did the cemetery have a fence around it? Because people were dying to get in.
  7. What’s the square root of 69? 8 something.
  8. What’s 77? 69 and 8 more.
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Dad jokes:

  1. What do baby ghost wear on their feet? Boo-ties!
    2 If athletes get athlete’s foot what do astronauts get? Missile toe!
  2. Knock knock. Who’s there? Impatient cow. Impatient c— MOO!
  3. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
  4. Do you know why Greeks aren’t morning people? Because Dawn is tough on grease.
  5. Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? It’s two tired.
  6. Why did the cemetery have a fence around it? Because people were dying to get in.
  7. What’s the square root of 69? 8 something.
  8. What’s 77? 69 and 8 more.
  9. Did you hear about the duck who flew upside-down? He quacked up.
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Dad jokes:

  1. What do baby ghost wear on their feet? Boo-ties!
    2 If athletes get athlete’s foot what do astronauts get? Missile toe!
  2. Knock knock. Who’s there? Impatient cow. Impatient c— MOO!
  3. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
  4. Do you know why Greeks aren’t morning people? Because Dawn is tough on grease.
  5. Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? It’s two tired.
  6. Why did the cemetery have a fence around it? Because people were dying to get in.
  7. What’s the square root of 69? 8 something.
  8. What’s 77? 69 and 8 more.
  9. Did you hear about the duck who flew upside-down? He quacked up.
  10. My dad was a magician. Not very good at it. I have two half-sisters.
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Dad jokes:

  1. What do baby ghost wear on their feet? Boo-ties!
    2 If athletes get athlete’s foot what do astronauts get? Missile toe!
  2. Knock knock. Who’s there? Impatient cow. Impatient c— MOO!
  3. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
  4. Do you know why Greeks aren’t morning people? Because Dawn is tough on grease.
  5. Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? It’s two tired.
  6. Why did the cemetery have a fence around it? Because people were dying to get in.
  7. What’s the square root of 69? 8 something.
  8. What’s 77? 69 and 8 more.
  9. Did you hear about the duck who flew upside-down? He quacked up.
  10. My dad was a magician. Not very good at it. I have two half-sisters.
  11. When is it time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty.
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Dad jokes:

  1. What do baby ghost wear on their feet? Boo-ties!
    2 If athletes get athlete’s foot what do astronauts get? Missile toe!
  2. Knock knock. Who’s there? Impatient cow. Impatient c— MOO!
  3. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
  4. Do you know why Greeks aren’t morning people? Because Dawn is tough on grease.
  5. Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? It’s two tired.
  6. Why did the cemetery have a fence around it? Because people were dying to get in.
  7. What’s the square root of 69? 8 something.
  8. What’s 77? 69 and 8 more.
  9. Did you hear about the duck who flew upside-down? He quacked up.
  10. My dad was a magician. Not very good at it. I have two half-sisters.
  11. When is it time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty.
  12. Why did the man fall in the deep hole? Because he couldn’t see that well.

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Food-related acronyms.

  1. EVOO
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Food-related acronyms.

  1. EVOO
  2. MSG
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Are we talking Acronyms or Abbreviations?

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Acronyms preferred, abbreviations acceptable.

(maybe there aren’t that many acronyms?)

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Food-related acronyms.

  1. EVOO
  2. MSG
  3. GMO
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Food-related acronyms.

  1. EVOO
  2. MSG
  3. GMO
  4. BHT
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Food-related acronyms.

  1. EVOO
  2. MSG
  3. GMO
  4. BHT
  5. FDA
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Food-related acronyms.

  1. EVOO
  2. MSG
  3. GMO
  4. BHT
  5. FDA
  6. BLT
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Food-related acronyms.

  1. EVOO
  2. MSG
  3. GMO
  4. BHT
  5. FDA
  6. BLT
  7. BBQ
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Food-related acronyms.

  1. EVOO
  2. MSG
  3. GMO
  4. BHT
  5. FDA
  6. BLT
  7. BBQ
  8. USDA
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Food-related acronyms.

  1. EVOO
  2. MSG
  3. GMO
  4. BHT
  5. FDA
  6. BLT
  7. BBQ
  8. USDA
  9. PAM
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Food-related acronyms.

  1. EVOO
  2. MSG
  3. GMO
  4. BHT
  5. FDA
  6. BLT
  7. BBQ
  8. USDA
  9. PAM
  10. PB&J
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(What’s EVOO, BHT and PAM?)