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Caption this painting of Donald Trump

  1. Pay no attention to the man in front of the curtain.
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Caption this painting of Donald Trump

  1. Pay no attention to the man in front of the curtain.
  2. No, Donnie, grass is green, not blue.
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Caption this painting of Donald Trump

  1. Pay no attention to the man in front of the curtain.
  2. No, Donnie, grass is green, not blue.
  3. “If it’s a nude self-portrait, I’m going to vomit.”
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Caption this painting of Donald Trump

  1. Pay no attention to the man in front of the curtain.
  2. No, Donnie, grass is green, not blue.
  3. “If it’s a nude self-portrait, I’m going to vomit.”
  4. No, heh, that’s NOT my right thumb.
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Caption this painting of Donald Trump

  1. Pay no attention to the man in front of the curtain.
  2. No, Donnie, grass is green, not blue.
  3. “If it’s a nude self-portrait, I’m going to vomit.”
  4. No, heh, that’s NOT my right thumb.
  5. “The numbers were hard, but I thought I stayed within the lines most of the time.”
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Caption this painting of Donald Trump

  1. Pay no attention to the man in front of the curtain.
  2. No, Donnie, grass is green, not blue.
  3. “If it’s a nude self-portrait, I’m going to vomit.”
  4. No, heh, that’s NOT my right thumb.
  5. “The numbers were hard, but I thought I stayed within the lines most of the time.”
  6. “Make America Blue Again”
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Caption this painting of Donald Trump

  1. Pay no attention to the man in front of the curtain.
  2. No, Donnie, grass is green, not blue.
  3. “If it’s a nude self-portrait, I’m going to vomit.”
  4. No, heh, that’s NOT my right thumb.
  5. “The numbers were hard, but I thought I stayed within the lines most of the time.”
  6. “Make America Blue Again”
  7. All the best painters smirk as they reveal their masterpieces. Everyone says so.
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Caption this painting of Donald Trump

  1. Pay no attention to the man in front of the curtain.
  2. No, Donnie, grass is green, not blue.
  3. “If it’s a nude self-portrait, I’m going to vomit.”
  4. No, heh, that’s NOT my right thumb.
  5. “The numbers were hard, but I thought I stayed within the lines most of the time.”
  6. “Make America Blue Again”
  7. All the best painters smirk as they reveal their masterpieces. Everyone says so.
  8. “I didn’t use a blank canvas. I painted over the official Obama portrait.”
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Caption this painting of Donald Trump

  1. Pay no attention to the man in front of the curtain.
  2. No, Donnie, grass is green, not blue.
  3. “If it’s a nude self-portrait, I’m going to vomit.”
  4. No, heh, that’s NOT my right thumb.
  5. “The numbers were hard, but I thought I stayed within the lines most of the time.”
  6. “Make America Blue Again”
  7. All the best painters smirk as they reveal their masterpieces. Everyone says so.
  8. “I didn’t use a blank canvas. I painted over the official Obama portrait.”
  9. “This painting was made by Obama. I’m going to try to paint over the whole thing with an orange-turd color. I’m the best painter you’ve ever seen, okay? I can tell you that.”
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Caption this painting of Donald Trump

  1. Pay no attention to the man in front of the curtain.
  2. No, Donnie, grass is green, not blue.
  3. “If it’s a nude self-portrait, I’m going to vomit.”
  4. No, heh, that’s NOT my right thumb.
  5. “The numbers were hard, but I thought I stayed within the lines most of the time.”
  6. “Make America Blue Again”
  7. All the best painters smirk as they reveal their masterpieces. Everyone says so.
  8. “I didn’t use a blank canvas. I painted over the official Obama portrait.”
  9. “This painting was made by Obama. I’m going to try to paint over the whole thing with an orange-turd color. I’m the best painter you’ve ever seen, okay? I can tell you that.”
  10. This is a portrait of my [del]gold digger whore[/del] darling wife.
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Caption this painting of Donald Trump

  1. Pay no attention to the man in front of the curtain.
  2. No, Donnie, grass is green, not blue.
  3. “If it’s a nude self-portrait, I’m going to vomit.”
  4. No, heh, that’s NOT my right thumb.
  5. “The numbers were hard, but I thought I stayed within the lines most of the time.”
  6. “Make America Blue Again”
  7. All the best painters smirk as they reveal their masterpieces. Everyone says so.
  8. “I didn’t use a blank canvas. I painted over the official Obama portrait.”
  9. “This painting was made by Obama. I’m going to try to paint over the whole thing with an orange-turd color. I’m the best painter you’ve ever seen, okay? I can tell you that.”
  10. This is a portrait of my gold digger whore darling wife.
  11. “Ladies and gentlemen, I present my portrait of … Vladimir Putin!”
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Caption this painting of Donald Trump

  1. Pay no attention to the man in front of the curtain.
  2. No, Donnie, grass is green, not blue.
  3. “If it’s a nude self-portrait, I’m going to vomit.”
  4. No, heh, that’s NOT my right thumb.
  5. “The numbers were hard, but I thought I stayed within the lines most of the time.”
  6. “Make America Blue Again”
  7. All the best painters smirk as they reveal their masterpieces. Everyone says so.
  8. “I didn’t use a blank canvas. I painted over the official Obama portrait.”
  9. “This painting was made by Obama. I’m going to try to paint over the whole thing with an orange-turd color. I’m the best painter you’ve ever seen, okay? I can tell you that.”
  10. This is a portrait of my gold digger whore darling wife.
  11. “Ladies and gentlemen, I present my portrait of … Vladimir Putin!”
  12. “I have to tell you, some people are saying I’m the greatest painter in history…I’m not the one saying this… I could make millions selling my paintings but I don’t… because I’m already rich… it wouldn’t be fair to all of the painters who are poor… I’m the fairest person I know… the people know that and they love me… but you never seeing the media saying it… Churchill painting pictures… so did Hitler… so I’m not taking sides…”
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Caption this painting of Donald Trump

  1. Pay no attention to the man in front of the curtain.
  2. No, Donnie, grass is green, not blue.
  3. “If it’s a nude self-portrait, I’m going to vomit.”
  4. No, heh, that’s NOT my right thumb.
  5. “The numbers were hard, but I thought I stayed within the lines most of the time.”
  6. “Make America Blue Again”
  7. All the best painters smirk as they reveal their masterpieces. Everyone says so.
  8. “I didn’t use a blank canvas. I painted over the official Obama portrait.”
  9. “This painting was made by Obama. I’m going to try to paint over the whole thing with an orange-turd color. I’m the best painter you’ve ever seen, okay? I can tell you that.”
  10. This is a portrait of my gold digger whore darling wife.
  11. “Ladies and gentlemen, I present my portrait of … Vladimir Putin!”
  12. “I have to tell you, some people are saying I’m the greatest painter in history…I’m not the one saying this… I could make millions selling my paintings but I don’t… because I’m already rich… it wouldn’t be fair to all of the painters who are poor… I’m the fairest person I know… the people know that and they love me… but you never seeing the media saying it… Churchill painting pictures… so did Hitler… so I’m not taking sides…”
  13. “Now unveiling, TRUMP TOWER GREENLAND! After the ice melts, we’re going to have some prime beach property.”

On this day in history, Miss Farmer’s School of Cookery opened in Boston in 1902.

Videos of people eating food

  1. Gordon Ramsay eats hot wings and curses a blue streak
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Videos of people eating food

  1. Gordon Ramsay eats hot wings and curses a blue streak
  2. Homer eating donuts
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  1. Gordon Ramsay eats hot wings and curses a blue streak
  2. Homer eating donuts
  3. Otto from Repo Man eating food
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Videos of people eating food

  1. Gordon Ramsay eats hot wings and curses a blue streak
  2. Homer eating donuts
  3. Otto from Repo Man eating food
  4. The Campfire Scene from Blazing Saddles
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Videos of people eating food

  1. Gordon Ramsay eats hot wings and curses a blue streak
  2. Homer eating donuts
  3. Otto from Repo Man eating food
  4. The Campfire Scene from Blazing Saddles
  5. “Ooo, floor pie!”
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Videos of people eating food

  1. Gordon Ramsay eats hot wings and curses a blue streak
  2. Homer eating donuts
  3. Otto from Repo Man eating food
  4. The Campfire Scene from Blazing Saddles
  5. “Ooo, floor pie!”
  6. Babette’s Feast
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Videos of people eating food

  1. Gordon Ramsay eats hot wings and curses a blue streak
  2. Homer eating donuts
  3. Otto from Repo Man eating food
  4. The Campfire Scene from Blazing Saddles
  5. “Ooo, floor pie!”
  6. Babette’s Feast
  7. “It’s only a wafer thin.”
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Videos of people eating food

  1. Gordon Ramsay eats hot wings and curses a blue streak
  2. Homer eating donuts
  3. Otto from Repo Man eating food
  4. The Campfire Scene from Blazing Saddles
  5. “Ooo, floor pie!”
  6. Babette’s Feast
  7. “It’s only a wafer thin.”
  8. THAT scene from When Harry Met Sally