Bakers Dozen

Mighty Marvel Mutants

  1. Cyclops
  2. Phoenix
  3. Nightcrawler
  4. Magneto
  5. Psylocke
  6. Professor X
  7. Wolverine
  8. Storm
  9. Mystique
  10. The Juggernaut
  11. Nate Gray
  12. Beast

Mighty Marvel Mutants

  1. Cyclops
  2. Phoenix
  3. Nightcrawler
  4. Magneto
  5. Psylocke
  6. Professor X
  7. Wolverine
  8. Storm
  9. Mystique
  10. The Juggernaut
  11. Nate Gray
  12. Beast
  13. Iceman

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Time to buy Halloween goodies for trick-or-treaters! Give a thumbs up or thumbs down to a treat, and if you want, explain why

  1. Tootsie rolls, thumbs down, messy and sticky if they get damp

Time to buy Halloween goodies for trick-or-treaters! What do you suggest or not recommend, and if you want, explain why?

  1. Tootsie rolls, no, too sticky if they get damp
  2. Hershey bars: we only buy the full-size ones to insure no tricks

Time to buy Halloween goodies for trick-or-treaters! What do you suggest or not recommend, and if you want, explain why?

  1. Tootsie rolls, no, too sticky if they get damp
  2. Hershey bars: we only buy the full-size ones to insure no tricks
  3. Necco wafers, which, behold, are an abomination in my sight

Time to buy Halloween goodies for trick-or-treaters! What do you suggest or not recommend, and if you want, explain why?

  1. Tootsie rolls, no, too sticky if they get damp
  2. Hershey bars: we only buy the full-size ones to insure no tricks
  3. Necco wafers, which, behold, are an abomination in my sight
  4. Reece’s Peanut Butter Cups Miniatures: Thumbs up for sure. Best peanut butter-to-chocolate ratio out there

Time to buy Halloween goodies for trick-or-treaters! What do you suggest or not recommend, and if you want, explain why?

  1. Tootsie rolls, no, too sticky if they get damp
  2. Hershey bars: we only buy the full-size ones to insure no tricks
  3. Necco wafers, which, behold, are an abomination in my sight
  4. Reece’s Peanut Butter Cups Miniatures: Thumbs up for sure. Best peanut butter-to-chocolate ratio out there
  5. Blackjacks; they were good enough for your grandparents, dammit.

Time to buy Halloween goodies for trick-or-treaters! What do you suggest or not recommend, and if you want, explain why?

  1. Tootsie rolls, no, too sticky if they get damp
  2. Hershey bars: we only buy the full-size ones to insure no tricks
  3. Necco wafers, which, behold, are an abomination in my sight
  4. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups Miniatures: Thumbs up for sure. Best peanut butter-to-chocolate ratio out there
  5. Blackjacks; they were good enough for your grandparents, dammit.
  6. Butterfingers, which are as close to candy bar perfection as it is possible to get

Time to buy Halloween goodies for trick-or-treaters! What do you suggest or not recommend, and if you want, explain why?

  1. Tootsie rolls, no, too sticky if they get damp
  2. Hershey bars: we only buy the full-size ones to insure no tricks
  3. Necco wafers, which, behold, are an abomination in my sight
  4. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups Miniatures: Thumbs up for sure. Best peanut butter-to-chocolate ratio out there
  5. Blackjacks; they were good enough for your grandparents, dammit.
  6. Butterfingers, which are as close to candy bar perfection as it is possible to get
  7. Brach’s Butterscotch hard candy; a favorite of mine as a kid

Time to buy Halloween goodies for trick-or-treaters! What do you suggest or not recommend, and if you want, explain why?

  1. Tootsie rolls, no, too sticky if they get damp
  2. Hershey bars: we only buy the full-size ones to insure no tricks
  3. Necco wafers, which, behold, are an abomination in my sight
  4. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups Miniatures: Thumbs up for sure. Best peanut butter-to-chocolate ratio out there
  5. Blackjacks; they were good enough for your grandparents, dammit.
  6. Butterfingers, which are as close to candy bar perfection as it is possible to get
  7. Brach’s Butterscotch hard candy; a favorite of mine as a kid
  8. Starburst “Fave Reds”, because the kids often say, “I got the red ones!” happily as they report their take to their parents.

Time to buy Halloween goodies for trick-or-treaters! What do you suggest or not recommend, and if you want, explain why?

  1. Tootsie rolls, no, too sticky if they get damp
  2. Hershey bars: we only buy the full-size ones to insure no tricks
  3. Necco wafers, which, behold, are an abomination in my sight
  4. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups Miniatures: Thumbs up for sure. Best peanut butter-to-chocolate ratio out there
  5. Blackjacks; they were good enough for your grandparents, dammit.
  6. Butterfingers, which are as close to candy bar perfection as it is possible to get
  7. Brach’s Butterscotch hard candy; a favorite of mine as a kid
  8. Starburst “Fave Reds”, because the kids often say, “I got the red ones!” happily as they report their take to their parents.
  9. Necco wafers; No, just…no.

Time to buy Halloween goodies for trick-or-treaters! What do you suggest or not recommend, and if you want, explain why?

  1. Tootsie rolls, no, too sticky if they get damp
  2. Hershey bars: we only buy the full-size ones to insure no tricks
  3. Necco wafers, which, behold, are an abomination in my sight
  4. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups Miniatures: Thumbs up for sure. Best peanut butter-to-chocolate ratio out there
  5. Blackjacks; they were good enough for your grandparents, dammit.
  6. Butterfingers, which are as close to candy bar perfection as it is possible to get
  7. Brach’s Butterscotch hard candy; a favorite of mine as a kid
  8. Starburst “Fave Reds”, because the kids often say, “I got the red ones!” happily as they report their take to their parents.
  9. Peanut Butter Oh Henry bars are quite possibly the best chocolate (candy) bar ever!

Necco Wafers were already chosen in #3.

Time to buy Halloween goodies for trick-or-treaters! What do you suggest or not recommend, and if you want, explain why?

  1. Tootsie rolls, no, too sticky if they get damp
  2. Hershey bars: we only buy the full-size ones to insure no tricks
  3. Necco wafers, which, behold, are an abomination in my sight
  4. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups Miniatures: Thumbs up for sure. Best peanut butter-to-chocolate ratio out there
  5. Blackjacks; they were good enough for your grandparents, dammit.
  6. Butterfingers, which are as close to candy bar perfection as it is possible to get
  7. Brach’s Butterscotch hard candy; a favorite of mine as a kid
  8. Starburst “Fave Reds”, because the kids often say, “I got the red ones!” happily as they report their take to their parents.
  9. Peanut Butter Oh Henry bars are quite possibly the best chocolate (candy) bar ever!
  10. Any type of sucker or lollipop is a big letdown. Slows down the candy consumption rate.

Time to buy Halloween goodies for trick-or-treaters! What do you suggest or not recommend, and if you want, explain why?

  1. Tootsie rolls, no, too sticky if they get damp
  2. Hershey bars: we only buy the full-size ones to insure no tricks
  3. Necco wafers, which, behold, are an abomination in my sight
  4. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups Miniatures: Thumbs up for sure. Best peanut butter-to-chocolate ratio out there
  5. Blackjacks; they were good enough for your grandparents, dammit.
  6. Butterfingers, which are as close to candy bar perfection as it is possible to get
  7. Brach’s Butterscotch hard candy; a favorite of mine as a kid
  8. Starburst “Fave Reds”, because the kids often say, “I got the red ones!” happily as they report their take to their parents.
  9. Peanut Butter Oh Henry bars are quite possibly the best chocolate (candy) bar ever!
  10. Any type of sucker or lollipop is a big letdown. Slows down the candy consumption rate.
  11. Candy buttons: not recommended; peel them off the paper and you end up eating some of the paper anyway

Time to buy Halloween goodies for trick-or-treaters! What do you suggest or not recommend, and if you want, explain why?

  1. Tootsie rolls, no, too sticky if they get damp
  2. Hershey bars: we only buy the full-size ones to insure no tricks
  3. Necco wafers, which, behold, are an abomination in my sight
  4. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups Miniatures: Thumbs up for sure. Best peanut butter-to-chocolate ratio out there
  5. Blackjacks; they were good enough for your grandparents, dammit.
  6. Butterfingers, which are as close to candy bar perfection as it is possible to get
  7. Brach’s Butterscotch hard candy; a favorite of mine as a kid
  8. Starburst “Fave Reds”, because the kids often say, “I got the red ones!” happily as they report their take to their parents.
  9. Peanut Butter Oh Henry bars are quite possibly the best chocolate (candy) bar ever!
  10. Any type of sucker or lollipop is a big letdown. Slows down the candy consumption rate.
  11. Candy buttons: not recommended; peel them off the paper and you end up eating some of the paper anyway
  12. Skittles: my kids were always excited to get them and I would share them too

Time to buy Halloween goodies for trick-or-treaters! What do you suggest or not recommend, and if you want, explain why?

  1. Tootsie rolls, no, too sticky if they get damp
  2. Hershey bars: we only buy the full-size ones to insure no tricks
  3. Necco wafers, which, behold, are an abomination in my sight
  4. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups Miniatures: Thumbs up for sure. Best peanut butter-to-chocolate ratio out there
  5. Blackjacks; they were good enough for your grandparents, dammit.
  6. Butterfingers, which are as close to candy bar perfection as it is possible to get
  7. Brach’s Butterscotch hard candy; a favorite of mine as a kid
  8. Starburst “Fave Reds”, because the kids often say, “I got the red ones!” happily as they report their take to their parents.
  9. Peanut Butter Oh Henry bars are quite possibly the best chocolate (candy) bar ever!
  10. Any type of sucker or lollipop is a big letdown. Slows down the candy consumption rate.
  11. Candy buttons: not recommended; peel them off the paper and you end up eating some of the paper anyway
  12. Skittles: my kids were always excited to get them and I would share them too
  13. Sixlets. I like them, but kids see them as second rate M&Ms.

Your morality is better than the bible’s

  1. We don’t stone kids for being disobedient.

Your morality is better than the bible’s

  1. We don’t stone kids for being disobedient.
  2. I suffer witches to live.

Your morality is better than the bible’s

  1. We don’t stone kids for being disobedient.
  2. I suffer witches to live.
  3. I do not believe women should sit down and STFU in church (or anywhere else).

Your morality is better than the bible’s

  1. We don’t stone kids for being disobedient.
  2. I suffer witches to live.
  3. I do not believe women should sit down and STFU in church (or anywhere else).
  4. We don’t wage war against neighboring villagers just because they believe in a different god.

Your morality is better than the bible’s

  1. We don’t stone kids for being disobedient.
  2. I suffer witches to live.
  3. I do not believe women should sit down and STFU in church (or anywhere else).
  4. We don’t wage war against neighboring villagers just because they believe in a different god.
  5. I’m fine if a man wants to lie with another man as with a woman.