Bakers Dozen

Hallowe’en costumes you have seen people wearing over the years

  1. Crayola crayons (colored t-shirts, pointy hats)
  2. Santa Claus (I won a $50 best costume prize with that one)
  3. Bullwinkle J. Moose (I was a kid. It came with a mask. I couldn’t see.)

Hallowe’en costumes you have seen people wearing over the years

  1. Crayola crayons (colored t-shirts, pointy hats)
  2. Santa Claus (I won a $50 best costume prize with that one)
  3. Bullwinkle J. Moose (I was a kid. It came with a mask. I couldn’t see.)
  4. An X-Ray machine offering ‘free mammograms’

Hallowe’en costumes you have seen people wearing over the years

  1. Crayola crayons (colored t-shirts, pointy hats)
  2. Santa Claus (I won a $50 best costume prize with that one)
  3. Bullwinkle J. Moose (I was a kid. It came with a mask. I couldn’t see.)
  4. An X-Ray machine offering ‘free mammograms’
  5. 6 people wearing light green body suits and lime wedges on their heads, as a big six pack of Corona Lights

Hallowe’en costumes you have seen people wearing over the years

  1. Crayola crayons (colored t-shirts, pointy hats)
  2. Santa Claus (I won a $50 best costume prize with that one)
  3. Bullwinkle J. Moose (I was a kid. It came with a mask. I couldn’t see.)
  4. An X-Ray machine offering ‘free mammograms’
  5. 6 people wearing light green body suits and lime wedges on their heads, as a big six pack of Corona Lights
  6. 6’2" penis, with retractable foreskin

Hallowe’en costumes you have seen people wearing over the years

  1. Crayola crayons (colored t-shirts, pointy hats)
  2. Santa Claus (I won a $50 best costume prize with that one)
  3. Bullwinkle J. Moose (I was a kid. It came with a mask. I couldn’t see.)
  4. An X-Ray machine offering ‘free mammograms’
  5. 6 people wearing light green body suits and lime wedges on their heads, as a big six pack of Corona Lights
  6. 6’2" penis, with retractable foreskin 68737
  7. A tiny toddler firefighter being chaperoned by a giant Dad Dalmatian

Hallowe’en costumes you have seen people wearing over the years

  1. Crayola crayons (colored t-shirts, pointy hats)
  2. Santa Claus (I won a $50 best costume prize with that one)
  3. Bullwinkle J. Moose (I was a kid. It came with a mask. I couldn’t see.)
  4. An X-Ray machine offering ‘free mammograms’
  5. 6 people wearing light green body suits and lime wedges on their heads, as a big six pack of Corona Lights
  6. 6’2" penis, with retractable foreskin 68737
  7. A tiny toddler firefighter being chaperoned by a giant Dad Dalmatian
  8. Rosie the Riveter

Hallowe’en costumes you have seen people wearing over the years

  1. Crayola crayons (colored t-shirts, pointy hats)
  2. Santa Claus (I won a $50 best costume prize with that one)
  3. Bullwinkle J. Moose (I was a kid. It came with a mask. I couldn’t see.)
  4. An X-Ray machine offering ‘free mammograms’
  5. 6 people wearing light green body suits and lime wedges on their heads, as a big six pack of Corona Lights
  6. 6’2" penis, with retractable foreskin 68737
  7. A tiny toddler firefighter being chaperoned by a giant Dad Dalmatian
  8. Rosie the Riveter
  9. (Two men dressed as) Patty and Selma Bouvier

Hallowe’en costumes you have seen people wearing over the years

  1. Crayola crayons (colored t-shirts, pointy hats)
  2. Santa Claus (I won a $50 best costume prize with that one)
  3. Bullwinkle J. Moose (I was a kid. It came with a mask. I couldn’t see.)
  4. An X-Ray machine offering ‘free mammograms’
  5. 6 people wearing light green body suits and lime wedges on their heads, as a big six pack of Corona Lights
  6. 6’2" penis, with retractable foreskin 68737
  7. A tiny toddler firefighter being chaperoned by a giant Dad Dalmatian
  8. Rosie the Riveter
  9. (Two men dressed as) Patty and Selma Bouvier
  10. One-Eyed Minion (me about an hour ago)

Hallowe’en costumes you have seen people wearing over the years

  1. Crayola crayons (colored t-shirts, pointy hats)
  2. Santa Claus (I won a $50 best costume prize with that one)
  3. Bullwinkle J. Moose (I was a kid. It came with a mask. I couldn’t see.)
  4. An X-Ray machine offering ‘free mammograms’
  5. 6 people wearing light green body suits and lime wedges on their heads, as a big six pack of Corona Lights
  6. 6’2" penis, with retractable foreskin 68737
  7. A tiny toddler firefighter being chaperoned by a giant Dad Dalmatian
  8. Rosie the Riveter
  9. (Two men dressed as) Patty and Selma Bouvier
  10. One-Eyed Minion (me about an hour ago)
  11. a giraffe

I just saw this one today.

Hallowe’en costumes you have seen people wearing over the years

  1. Crayola crayons (colored t-shirts, pointy hats)
  2. Santa Claus (I won a $50 best costume prize with that one)
  3. Bullwinkle J. Moose (I was a kid. It came with a mask. I couldn’t see.)
  4. An X-Ray machine offering ‘free mammograms’
  5. 6 people wearing light green body suits and lime wedges on their heads, as a big six pack of Corona Lights
  6. 6’2" penis, with retractable foreskin 68737
  7. A tiny toddler firefighter being chaperoned by a giant Dad Dalmatian
  8. Rosie the Riveter
  9. (Two men dressed as) Patty and Selma Bouvier
  10. One-Eyed Minion (me about an hour ago)
  11. a giraffe
  12. A Toronto Blue Jay

It was in the early 1990s, after one of the Jays’ World Series victories.

Hallowe’en costumes you have seen people wearing over the years

  1. Crayola crayons (colored t-shirts, pointy hats)

  2. Santa Claus (I won a $50 best costume prize with that one)

  3. Bullwinkle J. Moose (I was a kid. It came with a mask. I couldn’t see.)

  4. An X-Ray machine offering ‘free mammograms’

  5. 6 people wearing light green body suits and lime wedges on their heads, as a big six pack of Corona Lights

  6. 6’2" penis, with retractable foreskin 68737

  7. A tiny toddler firefighter being chaperoned by a giant Dad Dalmatian

  8. Rosie the Riveter

  9. (Two men dressed as) Patty and Selma Bouvier

  10. One-Eyed Minion (me about an hour ago)

  11. a giraffe

  12. A Toronto Blue Jay

  13. Eeyore and Winnie the Pooh (2 trick-or-treating adults this evening)
    For All Hallows/All Saints’ Day, places around the world with the word Saint in their name (Sankt/Sainte/San/Santa and any other languages OK)

  14. Sainte-Anne-de-Beaupré, Quebec, Canada

For All Hallows/All Saints’ Day, places around the world with the word Saint in their name (Sankt/Sainte/San/Santa and any other languages OK)

  1. Sainte-Anne-de-Beaupré, Quebec, Canada
  2. San Francisco, California, USA

For All Hallows/All Saints’ Day, places around the world with the word Saint in their name (Sankt/Sainte/San/Santa and any other languages OK)

  1. Sainte-Anne-de-Beaupré, Quebec, Canada
  2. San Francisco, California, USA
  3. San Leon, TX

It’s one of those places that styles itself as “a little drinking town with a fishing problem”.

For All Hallows/All Saints’ Day, places around the world with the word Saint in their name (Sankt/Sainte/San/Santa and any other languages OK)

  1. Sainte-Anne-de-Beaupré, Quebec, Canada
  2. San Francisco, California, USA
  3. San Leon, TX
  4. Saint Lucia, West Indies

For All Hallows/All Saints’ Day, places around the world with the word Saint in their name (Sankt/Sainte/San/Santa and any other languages OK)

  1. Sainte-Anne-de-Beaupré, Quebec, Canada
  2. San Francisco, California, USA
  3. San Leon, TX
  4. Saint Lucia, West Indies
  5. Sault Sainte Marie, MI

For All Hallows/All Saints’ Day, places around the world with the word Saint in their name (Sankt/Sainte/San/Santa and any other languages OK)

  1. Sainte-Anne-de-Beaupré, Quebec, Canada
  2. San Francisco, California, USA
  3. San Leon, TX
  4. Saint Lucia, West Indies
  5. Île Sainte-Hélène - Site of the Montréal grand prix.

For All Hallows/All Saints’ Day, places around the world with the word Saint in their name (Sankt/Sainte/San/Santa and any other languages OK)

  1. Sainte-Anne-de-Beaupré, Quebec, Canada
  2. San Francisco, California, USA
  3. San Leon, TX
  4. Saint Lucia, West Indies
  5. Île Sainte-Hélène - Site of the Montréal grand prix.
  6. St. Louis, MO

For All Hallows/All Saints’ Day, places around the world with the word Saint in their name (Sankt/Sainte/San/Santa and any other languages OK)

  1. Sainte-Anne-de-Beaupré, Quebec, Canada
  2. San Francisco, California, USA
  3. San Leon, TX
  4. Saint Lucia, West Indies
  5. Île Sainte-Hélène - Site of the Montréal grand prix.
  6. St. Louis, MO
  7. St. Cloud, MN

For All Hallows/All Saints’ Day, places around the world with the word Saint in their name (Sankt/Sainte/San/Santa and any other languages OK)

  1. Sainte-Anne-de-Beaupré, Quebec, Canada
  2. San Francisco, California, USA
  3. San Leon, TX
  4. Saint Lucia, West Indies
  5. Île Sainte-Hélène - Site of the Montréal grand prix.
  6. St. Louis, MO
  7. St. Cloud, MN
  8. Agios Nikolaos, Crete

Άγιος Νικόλαος in Modern Greek, the town is named for St. Nicholas of Myra. Yes … that St. Nicholas.

For All Hallows/All Saints’ Day, places around the world with the word Saint in their name (Sankt/Sainte/San/Santa and any other languages OK)

  1. Sainte-Anne-de-Beaupré, Quebec, Canada
  2. San Francisco, California, USA
  3. San Leon, TX
  4. Saint Lucia, West Indies
  5. Île Sainte-Hélène - Site of the Montréal grand prix.
  6. St. Louis, MO
  7. St. Cloud, MN
  8. Agios Nikolaos, Crete
  9. Sault Ste. Marie, MI