Bakers Dozen

Scandalous, but not criminal

  1. Sally Rand
  2. Marion Davies
  3. Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson
  4. Gary Hart and Donna Rice

And the yacht Monkey Business

Scandalous, but not criminal

  1. Sally Rand
  2. Marion Davies
  3. Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson
  4. Gary Hart and Donna Rice
  5. Janet Jackson’s “wardrobe malfunction”

Scandalous, but not criminal

  1. Sally Rand
  2. Marion Davies
  3. Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson
  4. Gary Hart and Donna Rice
  5. Janet Jackson’s “wardrobe malfunction”
  6. Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky

Scandalous, but not criminal

  1. Sally Rand
  2. Marion Davies
  3. Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson
  4. Gary Hart and Donna Rice
  5. Janet Jackson’s “wardrobe malfunction”
  6. Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky
  7. Eisenhower and Kay Summersby

Scandalous, but not criminal

  1. Sally Rand
  2. Marion Davies
  3. Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson
  4. Gary Hart and Donna Rice
  5. Janet Jackson’s “wardrobe malfunction”
  6. Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky
  7. Eisenhower and Kay Summersby
  8. Billie Jean King & Marilyn Barnett

Scandalous, but not criminal

  1. Sally Rand
  2. Marion Davies
  3. Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson
  4. Gary Hart and Donna Rice
  5. Janet Jackson’s “wardrobe malfunction”
  6. Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky
  7. Eisenhower and Kay Summersby
  8. Billie Jean King & Marilyn Barnett
  9. Annette Kellerman

One piece bathing suit in the early 1900s, plus early nude scenes

Scandalous, but not criminal

  1. Sally Rand
  2. Marion Davies
  3. Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson
  4. Gary Hart and Donna Rice
  5. Janet Jackson’s “wardrobe malfunction”
  6. Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky
  7. Eisenhower and Kay Summersby
  8. Billie Jean King & Marilyn Barnett
  9. Annette Kellerman
  10. Peggy & John Eaton

The “Petticoat affair” in the Andrew Jackson administration

Scandalous, but not criminal

  1. Sally Rand
  2. Marion Davies
  3. Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson
  4. Gary Hart and Donna Rice
  5. Janet Jackson’s “wardrobe malfunction”
  6. Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky
  7. Eisenhower and Kay Summersby
  8. Billie Jean King & Marilyn Barnett
  9. Annette Kellerman
  10. Peggy & John Eaton
  11. James Frey & “A Million Little Pieces”

Scandalous, but not criminal

  1. Sally Rand
  2. Marion Davies
  3. Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson
  4. Gary Hart and Donna Rice
  5. Janet Jackson’s “wardrobe malfunction”
  6. Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky
  7. Eisenhower and Kay Summersby
  8. Billie Jean King & Marilyn Barnett
  9. Annette Kellerman
  10. Peggy & John Eaton
  11. James Frey & “A Million Little Pieces”
  12. Vanessa Williams

Resigned as Miss USA after *Penthouse *published nude photos of her.

Scandalous, but not criminal

  1. Sally Rand
  2. Marion Davies
  3. Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson
  4. Gary Hart and Donna Rice
  5. Janet Jackson’s “wardrobe malfunction”
  6. Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky
  7. Eisenhower and Kay Summersby
  8. Billie Jean King & Marilyn Barnett
  9. Annette Kellerman
  10. Peggy & John Eaton
  11. James Frey & “A Million Little Pieces”
  12. Vanessa Williams
  13. Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor have an affair while making Cleopatra

I’ll pass.

I’m glad somebody was able to think of an example that wasn’t a sex scandal.

Scandalous, but not criminal

  1. Sally Rand
  2. Marion Davies
  3. Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson
  4. Gary Hart and Donna Rice
  5. Janet Jackson’s “wardrobe malfunction”
  6. Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky
  7. Eisenhower and Kay Summersby
  8. Billie Jean King & Marilyn Barnett
  9. Annette Kellerman
  10. Peggy & John Eaton
  11. James Frey & “A Million Little Pieces”
  12. Vanessa Williams
  13. Michael Richards racist on-stage blowup

Pastries

  1. Cannoli

Pastries

  1. Cannoli
  2. Boston cream donut

Pastries

  1. Cannoli
  2. Boston cream donut
  3. Eclair

Pastries

  1. Cannoli
  2. Boston cream donut
  3. Eclair
  4. Strudel

Pastries

  1. Cannoli
  2. Boston cream donut
  3. Eclair
  4. Strudel
  5. Beignet

Pastries

  1. Cannoli
  2. Boston cream donut
  3. Eclair
  4. Strudel
  5. Beignet
  6. cream puff

Pastries

  1. Cannoli
  2. Boston cream donut
  3. Eclair
  4. Strudel
  5. Beignet
  6. cream puff
  7. Longjohn

Pastries

  1. Cannoli
  2. Boston cream donut
  3. Eclair
  4. Strudel
  5. Beignet
  6. cream puff
  7. Longjohn
  8. Kolache

Pastries

  1. Cannoli
  2. Boston cream donut
  3. Eclair
  4. Strudel
  5. Beignet
  6. cream puff
  7. Longjohn
  8. Kolache
  9. Baklava