Bakers Dozen

[Annie-Xmas]

Contradicting Bromides

1. “Absence makes the heart grow fonder”/“Out of sight, out of mind”
2. “The more, the merrier.”/“Too many cooks spoil the broth.”
3. “Look before you leap”/“He who hesitates is lost”
4. “You catch more flies with honey than vinegar”/“The squeaky wheel gets the grease”
5. “Great minds think alike.”/“Fools seldom differ.”
6. “The early bird gets the worm.” / “Good things come to those who wait.”
7. “Waste not want not”/“You can’t take it with you”
8. “If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem.”/ “They also serve who only stand and wait.”
9. “Neither a borrower nor a lender be.”/“Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.”
10. “The meek shall inherit the earth”/“Northing ventured, nothing gained”

[Gymnopithys]

Contradicting Bromides

1. “Absence makes the heart grow fonder”/“Out of sight, out of mind”
2. “The more, the merrier.”/“Too many cooks spoil the broth.”
3. “Look before you leap”/“He who hesitates is lost”
4. “You catch more flies with honey than vinegar”/“The squeaky wheel gets the grease”
5. “Great minds think alike.”/“Fools seldom differ.”
6. “The early bird gets the worm.” / “Good things come to those who wait.”
7. “Waste not want not”/“You can’t take it with you”
8. “If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem.”/ “They also serve who only stand and wait.”
9. “Neither a borrower nor a lender be.”/“Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.”
10. Like father, like son/Niggard father, spendthrift son

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Contradicting Bromides

1. “Absence makes the heart grow fonder”/“Out of sight, out of mind”
2. “The more, the merrier.”/“Too many cooks spoil the broth.”
3. “Look before you leap”/“He who hesitates is lost”
4. “You catch more flies with honey than vinegar”/“The squeaky wheel gets the grease”
5. “Great minds think alike.”/“Fools seldom differ.”
6. “The early bird gets the worm.” / “Good things come to those who wait.”
7. “Waste not want not”/“You can’t take it with you”
8. “If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem.”/ “They also serve who only stand and wait.”
9. “Neither a borrower nor a lender be.”/“Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.”
10. Like father, like son/Niggard father, spendthrift son
11. “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy” / “Keep your nose to the grindstone.”

[Little_Nemo]

Contradicting Bromides

1. “Absence makes the heart grow fonder”/“Out of sight, out of mind”
2. “The more, the merrier.”/“Too many cooks spoil the broth.”
3. “Look before you leap”/“He who hesitates is lost”
4. “You catch more flies with honey than vinegar”/“The squeaky wheel gets the grease”
5. “Great minds think alike.”/“Fools seldom differ.”
6. “The early bird gets the worm.” / “Good things come to those who wait.”
7. “Waste not want not”/“You can’t take it with you”
8. “If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem.”/ “They also serve who only stand and wait.”
9. “Neither a borrower nor a lender be.”/“Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.”
10. Like father, like son/Niggard father, spendthrift son
11. “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy” / “Keep your nose to the grindstone.”
12. “Clothes make the man”/“Don’t judge a book by its cover”

[Leaffan]

Contradicting Bromides

1. “Absence makes the heart grow fonder”/“Out of sight, out of mind”
2. “The more, the merrier.”/“Too many cooks spoil the broth.”
3. “Look before you leap”/“He who hesitates is lost”
4. “You catch more flies with honey than vinegar”/“The squeaky wheel gets the grease”
5. “Great minds think alike.”/“Fools seldom differ.”
6. “The early bird gets the worm.” / “Good things come to those who wait.”
7. “Waste not want not”/“You can’t take it with you”
8. “If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem.”/ “They also serve who only stand and wait.”
9. “Neither a borrower nor a lender be.”/“Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.”
10. Like father, like son/Niggard father, spendthrift son
11. “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy” / “Keep your nose to the grindstone.”
12. “Clothes make the man”/“Don’t judge a book by its cover”
13. “Look out for number one.” / “Don’t bite the hand that feeds you.”

Far Side Captions (to the best of your recollection) with no further explanations or assistance.

1. Egad Simmons! We’ve found it; the secret elephant playground!

[pitcairnpete]

Far Side Captions (to the best of your recollection) with no further explanations or assistance.

1. Egad Simmons! We’ve found it; the secret elephant playground
2. Trouble Brewing

[SiXSwordS]

1. Egad Simmons! We’ve found it; the secret elephant playground
2. Trouble Brewing
3. The joys and curses of having a five-second memory

[pitcairnpete]

1. Egad Simmons! We’ve found it; the secret elephant playground
2. Trouble Brewing
3. The joys and curses of having a five-second memory
4. Unconvincing torture methods

[anyrose]

Far Side Captions (to the best of your recollection) with no further explanations or assistance.

1. Egad Simmons! We’ve found it; the secret elephant playground
2. Trouble Brewing
3. The joys and curses of having a five-second memory
4. Unconvincing torture methods
5. Boneless Chicken Ranch

[Little_Nemo]

Far Side Captions (to the best of your recollection) with no further explanations or assistance.

1. Egad Simmons! We’ve found it; the secret elephant playground
2. Trouble Brewing
3. The joys and curses of having a five-second memory
4. Unconvincing torture methods
5. Boneless Chicken Ranch
6. For crying out loud, I was hibernating! Don’t you guys ever take a pulse?

[Sampiro]

Far Side Captions (to the best of your recollection) with no further explanations or assistance.

1. Egad Simmons! We’ve found it; the secret elephant playground
2. Trouble Brewing
3. The joys and curses of having a five-second memory
4. Unconvincing torture methods
5. Boneless Chicken Ranch
6. For crying out loud, I was hibernating! Don’t you guys ever take a pulse?
7. Creationism explained

[Infovore]

Far Side Captions (to the best of your recollection) with no further explanations or assistance.

1. Egad Simmons! We’ve found it; the secret elephant playground
2. Trouble Brewing
3. The joys and curses of having a five-second memory
4. Unconvincing torture methods
5. Boneless Chicken Ranch
6. For crying out loud, I was hibernating! Don’t you guys ever take a pulse?
7. Creationism explained
8. Oh please oh please oh please…

[Sampiro]

Far Side Captions (to the best of your recollection) with no further explanations or assistance.

1. Egad Simmons! We’ve found it; the secret elephant playground
2. Trouble Brewing
3. The joys and curses of having a five-second memory
4. Unconvincing torture methods
5. Boneless Chicken Ranch
6. For crying out loud, I was hibernating! Don’t you guys ever take a pulse?
7. Creationism explained
8. Oh please oh please oh please…
9. I see your little, petrified skull…labeled and resting on a shelf somewhere

That one caused the unintentionally funniest Dennis the Menace cartoon in history when they accidentally mixed up the captions.

[Ponch8]

@Sampiro

That one caused the unintentionally funniest Dennis the Menace cartoon in history when they accidentally mixed up the captions.

Unintentional humor…the only kind of humor there ever is in Dennis the Menace.

[anyrose]

@Sampiro

That one caused the unintentionally funniest Dennis the Menace cartoon in history when they accidentally mixed up the captions.

@Ponch8

Unintentional humor…the only kind of humor there ever is in Dennis the Menace.

And the DtM caption ended up under the Far Side panel - just as funny (I can’t find a link for it, tho)

[anyrose]

Far Side Captions (to the best of your recollection) with no further explanations or assistance.

1. Egad Simmons! We’ve found it; the secret elephant playground
2. Trouble Brewing
3. The joys and curses of having a five-second memory
4. Unconvincing torture methods
5. Boneless Chicken Ranch
6. For crying out loud, I was hibernating! Don’t you guys ever take a pulse?
7. Creationism explained
8. Oh please oh please oh please…
9. I see your little, petrified skull…labeled and resting on a shelf somewhere
10. Eeeeeeeeewaneewaneenu!

[Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela]

Far Side Captions (to the best of your recollection) with no further explanations or assistance.

1. Egad Simmons! We’ve found it; the secret elephant playground
2. Trouble Brewing
3. The joys and curses of having a five-second memory
4. Unconvincing torture methods
5. Boneless Chicken Ranch
6. For crying out loud, I was hibernating! Don’t you guys ever take a pulse?
7. Creationism explained
8. Oh please oh please oh please…
9. I see your little, petrified skull…labeled and resting on a shelf somewhere
10. Eeeeeeeeewaneewaneenu!
11. Roger (?) screws up.

[Sampiro]

Far Side Captions (to the best of your recollection) with no further explanations or assistance.

1. Egad Simmons! We’ve found it; the secret elephant playground
2. Trouble Brewing
3. The joys and curses of having a five-second memory
4. Unconvincing torture methods
5. Boneless Chicken Ranch
6. For crying out loud, I was hibernating! Don’t you guys ever take a pulse?
7. Creationism explained
8. Oh please oh please oh please…
9. I see your little, petrified skull…labeled and resting on a shelf somewhere
10. Eeeeeeeeewaneewaneenu!
11. Roger (?) screws up.
12. Your room is right in here, Maestro.

[anyrose]

Far Side Captions (to the best of your recollection) with no further explanations or assistance.

1. Egad Simmons! We’ve found it; the secret elephant playground
2. Trouble Brewing
3. The joys and curses of having a five-second memory
4. Unconvincing torture methods
5. Boneless Chicken Ranch
6. For crying out loud, I was hibernating! Don’t you guys ever take a pulse?
7. Creationism explained
8. Oh please oh please oh please…
9. I see your little, petrified skull…labeled and resting on a shelf somewhere
10. Eeeeeeeeewaneewaneenu!
11. Roger (?) screws up.
12. Your room is right in here, Maestro.
13. Midvale School for the Gifted
    eta - new category - how about something easy:

Peanuts characters

1. Charlie Brown

[SiXSwordS]

1. Charlie Brown
2. Pig Pen